Strength Tester Playlist

The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight slams the bell with a jarring clang, triggering a warped carnival jingle from the speaker.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bell at the top rings loud and triumphant as the bulbs pulse to the rhythm of twisted organ music.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: With a shudder, the weight hits the top and a parade of distorted circus music crackles from the machine.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight rockets to the bell and strikes it so hard, the top bulb flashes blood-red as music plays in reverse.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: A burst of black confetti sprays from the top as the weight strikes true and the speakers giggle out a fractured lullaby.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight climbs nearly to the top before stalling, the bulbs flickering in frantic Morse.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight jolts upward with force, stopping just below the bell as the column hums like a throat clearing.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight jerks up fast but halts inches away, the machine wheezing like it's laughing at you.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bell trembles but doesn't ring, the bulbs spelling out 'TRY HARDER' before fading.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight rises three-quarters of the way, then quivers violently and drops with a gasp of steam.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight climbs halfway, twitching slightly as a low groan escapes the machine.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: It rises to the midpoint, then shakes and drops back with a dull metallic knock.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight creeps upward slowly, barely reaching the faded halfway mark before stalling.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: Halfway up, the scale flickers and shows the number 666 before powering down.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine growls and the weight lurches, hovering at the center with sparks raining from above.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight shudders upward a few inches before sliding back down with a disappointed clank.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The lever sticks, and when it finally moves, the weight barely lifts off the ground.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine clicks softly, the weight twitching twice before giving up.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight rises a handspan, then drops as the lights flicker like dying fireflies.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: You hit it hard, but the machine laughs, unmoving except for one bulb blinking sarcastically.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The lever refuses to budge, the machine rumbling like it's growling at you.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: Nothing moves. Instead, a puff of dust bursts from the seams, and something thumps inside.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulbs all go out. When they return, the weight hasn't moved, but your name is scratched on the glass.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight rattles violently, then resets. The machine plays a single, childlike 'boop'.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The column grows cold to the touch. The machine doesn't react, but the shadows behind the glass do.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine groans low as the weight shoots upward too fast, striking nothing as the top bulb sparks violently.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: A scream plays backward from the speaker as the weight jumps halfway, then slams back down like it regretted trying.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight bounces halfway three times in a row, ringing no bell but leaving a greasy mark on the glass.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine creaks and hums, the weight stuttering upward in short bursts like it's being dragged.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulb flares white-hot and bursts as the weight jerks upward, stopping in a place that's not on the scale.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine flares with static as the weight climbs almost to the top—then vanishes entirely with no sound.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight spins in place for several seconds, then crawls up and stops in a twisted, unfamiliar position.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulbs flash in random colors as the weight jolts upward, then screams through the bell as if in warning.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine tilts subtly as the weight climbs past the halfway point, making the numbers unreadable.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight moves perfectly smooth to the top—but never touches the bell. Then it slides back down silently.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: A handprint appears on the inside of the glass as the weight crawls halfway and sticks, dripping with condensation.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine begins to play music that sounds like it's underwater, the weight lifting and twisting mid-column.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The lever throbs like a pulse in your palm, the weight barely rising before the whole machine exhales warm air.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulbs spell out gibberish as the weight hovers mid-scale, slowly rotating in place with a soft hum.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight lifts, jerks left, and stops entirely as the speaker repeats your name in static three times.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine whines like an animal, the weight climbing two-thirds up before jolting downward with force.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: A faint chuckle echoes from within as the weight climbs and then begins to descend before ever reaching the bell.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The scale flickers and resets multiple times as the weight climbs, unable to decide where you landed.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine tries to ring the bell but misfires—playing what sounds like a single piano note stretched too long.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulbs dim and the lever vibrates in your hand. The weight never moves, but your shadow shifts slightly.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine groans low as the weight shoots upward too fast, striking nothing as the top bulb sparks violently.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: A scream plays backward from the speaker as the weight jumps halfway, then slams back down like it regretted trying.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight bounces halfway three times in a row, ringing no bell but leaving a greasy mark on the glass.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine creaks and hums, the weight stuttering upward in short bursts like it's being dragged.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulb flares white-hot and bursts as the weight jerks upward, stopping in a place that's not on the scale.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine flares with static as the weight climbs almost to the top—then vanishes entirely with no sound.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight spins in place for several seconds, then crawls up and stops in a twisted, unfamiliar position.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulbs flash in random colors as the weight jolts upward, then screams through the bell as if in warning.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine tilts subtly as the weight climbs past the halfway point, making the numbers unreadable.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight moves perfectly smooth to the top—but never touches the bell. Then it slides back down silently.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: A handprint appears on the inside of the glass as the weight crawls halfway and sticks, dripping with condensation.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine begins to play music that sounds like it's underwater, the weight lifting and twisting mid-column.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The lever throbs like a pulse in your palm, the weight barely rising before the whole machine exhales warm air.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulbs spell out gibberish as the weight hovers mid-scale, slowly rotating in place with a soft hum.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight lifts, jerks left, and stops entirely as the speaker repeats your name in static three times.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine whines like an animal, the weight climbing two-thirds up before jolting downward with force.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: A faint chuckle echoes from within as the weight climbs and then begins to descend before ever reaching the bell.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The scale flickers and resets multiple times as the weight climbs, unable to decide where you landed.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine tries to ring the bell but misfires—playing what sounds like a single piano note stretched too long.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulbs dim and the lever vibrates in your hand. The weight never moves, but your shadow shifts slightly.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The scale flickers and resets multiple times as the weight climbs, unable to decide where you landed.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine tries to ring the bell but misfires—playing what sounds like a single piano note stretched too long.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulbs dim and the lever vibrates in your hand. The weight never moves, but your shadow shifts slightly.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine groans low as the weight shoots upward too fast, striking nothing as the top bulb sparks violently.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: A scream plays backward from the speaker as the weight jumps halfway, then slams back down like it regretted trying.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight bounces halfway three times in a row, ringing no bell but leaving a greasy mark on the glass.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine creaks and hums, the weight stuttering upward in short bursts like it's being dragged.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulb flares white-hot and bursts as the weight jerks upward, stopping in a place that's not on the scale.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine flares with static as the weight climbs almost to the top—then vanishes entirely with no sound.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight spins in place for several seconds, then crawls up and stops in a twisted, unfamiliar position.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulbs flash in random colors as the weight jolts upward, then screams through the bell as if in warning.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine tilts subtly as the weight climbs past the halfway point, making the numbers unreadable.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight moves perfectly smooth to the top—but never touches the bell. Then it slides back down silently.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: A handprint appears on the inside of the glass as the weight crawls halfway and sticks, dripping with condensation.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine begins to play music that sounds like it's underwater, the weight lifting and twisting mid-column.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The lever throbs like a pulse in your palm, the weight barely rising before the whole machine exhales warm air.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulbs spell out gibberish as the weight hovers mid-scale, slowly rotating in place with a soft hum.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight lifts, jerks left, and stops entirely as the speaker repeats your name in static three times.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine whines like an animal, the weight climbing two-thirds up before jolting downward with force.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: A faint chuckle echoes from within as the weight climbs and then begins to descend before ever reaching the bell.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The scale flickers and resets multiple times as the weight climbs, unable to decide where you landed.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine tries to ring the bell but misfires—playing what sounds like a single piano note stretched too long.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulbs dim and the lever vibrates in your hand. The weight never moves, but your shadow shifts slightly.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The scale flickers and resets multiple times as the weight climbs, unable to decide where you landed.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine tries to ring the bell but misfires—playing what sounds like a single piano note stretched too long.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulbs dim and the lever vibrates in your hand. The weight never moves, but your shadow shifts slightly.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine groans low as the weight shoots upward too fast, striking nothing as the top bulb sparks violently.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: A scream plays backward from the speaker as the weight jumps halfway, then slams back down like it regretted trying.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight bounces halfway three times in a row, ringing no bell but leaving a greasy mark on the glass.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine creaks and hums, the weight stuttering upward in short bursts like it's being dragged.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulb flares white-hot and bursts as the weight jerks upward, stopping in a place that's not on the scale.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine flares with static as the weight climbs almost to the top—then vanishes entirely with no sound.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight spins in place for several seconds, then crawls up and stops in a twisted, unfamiliar position.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulbs flash in random colors as the weight jolts upward, then screams through the bell as if in warning.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine tilts subtly as the weight climbs past the halfway point, making the numbers unreadable.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight moves perfectly smooth to the top—but never touches the bell. Then it slides back down silently.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: A handprint appears on the inside of the glass as the weight crawls halfway and sticks, dripping with condensation.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine begins to play music that sounds like it's underwater, the weight lifting and twisting mid-column.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The lever throbs like a pulse in your palm, the weight barely rising before the whole machine exhales warm air.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulbs spell out gibberish as the weight hovers mid-scale, slowly rotating in place with a soft hum.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The weight lifts, jerks left, and stops entirely as the speaker repeats your name in static three times.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine whines like an animal, the weight climbing two-thirds up before jolting downward with force.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: A faint chuckle echoes from within as the weight climbs and then begins to descend before ever reaching the bell.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The scale flickers and resets multiple times as the weight climbs, unable to decide where you landed.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The machine tries to ring the bell but misfires—playing what sounds like a single piano note stretched too long.
The machine shakes violently as the lever is struck: The bulbs dim and the lever vibrates in your hand. The weight never moves, but your shadow shifts slightly.