artyom/pavel youtuber au thoughts

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
if there was a pavel and artyom youtuber au itd probably just be a lot like boris and anatoli

itsAlana03/01/2018
lmao right?
pavel making goofy videos, artyom sometimes showing up when he needs another pair of hands or just because

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
exactly
artyom who never talks and is just cute and goofy

itsAlana03/01/2018
everyone has a crush on artyom
people write to pavel about it and he talks about it in one of his videos

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
omg

itsAlana03/01/2018
he's like, "now, i have been reading the comments, and it seems that everyone has crushes on Artyom, yes? This is understandable. If there is any man who is a more perfect russian than me, Pasha, then surely it is Artyom."
"If it were not illegal, I would also have a crush on Artyom!"

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
:eyes:

itsAlana03/01/2018
(spoilers: he still has a crush on artyom)

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
(oh absolutely)
itsAlana03/01/2018
i bet pavel also makes a lot of very low-key commentary about how awful putin is

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
pavel also definitely does the same ironic communism thing  boris does

itsAlana03/01/2018
ye

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
pavel and artyom are definitely smooching when the cameras are off tho :eyes:
artyom probably appears in more of pavels videos than anatoli does in boris'

even if he doesnt have an actual role in the video artyom can frequently be found existing in the background

itsAlana03/01/2018
absolutely!!
pavel is like "oh he's not a roommate" as artyom is seen in the background, sleeping on his bed,
and its tru
hes a boyfriend
totally different

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
artyom probably can be found snoozing on the couch a lot too
fans notice artyom snoozes a lot

itsAlana03/01/2018
sleepy boy

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
he is a sleepy boy
pavel doing a whole video, artyom occasionally visible in the background, passed out in a chair or on the couch with a book over his face
a few times passed out at the table with a vodka suspiciously close by

itsAlana03/01/2018
lmao
a true russki

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
pavel cracks jokes occasionally about how artyom cant resist the temptation of a drink but also cant hold his liquor for shit
he starts stumbling at one shot! ONE!!

itsAlana03/01/2018
pavel, of course, can drink five bottles of vodka and never even slur

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
alana imagine cooking with pasha
and whenever cooking with pasha happens with artyom passed out nearby, near the end of the video is always a shot of pavel putting a portion in a bowl or plate by sleeping artyom

itsAlana03/01/2018
aaaaawwwww...!!

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
imagine pavel doing a video on whatever, and artyom is nearby playing guitar the entire time
free onsite background music

itsAlana03/01/2018
aaaa cute CCC:
pasha eventually convinces artyom to make some content for the channel and its all VERY weird, but good
artyom very, very softly narrating about philosophical concepts while playing guitar

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
i love him

itsAlana03/01/2018
reviewing books hes read
talking about classic russian literature
and gently dunking on pavel

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
did he have to get stoned for this

itsAlana03/01/2018
yes

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
lmfao
artyom: people in comments have been asking me a lot when i talk about russian literature- they ask '*artyom!* why are russian novels always so bleak and depressing and miserable?' and i just want to say- have you tried being russian? have you seen russia? maybe not quite as much these days but really. i think bleakness is just historically a part of the russian existence, now written into our very primal core

itsAlana03/01/2018
i wonder if he ever reviews other things that are spiritually russian even if they are not actually russian
Artyom Reads Animorphs

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
jgf;kfjx
artyom does definitely read literature from other countries
he canonically quotes h.g. wells

itsAlana03/01/2018
artyom talking about russian literature, playing guitar, with b-roll film of brutalist architecture and dirty snow and cars with flat tires: i love my country

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
gjfjdhh
he loves his country and thats why he criticizes it

itsAlana03/01/2018
https://rustnconcrete.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/untitled-10.jpg

https://d2jv9003bew7ag.cloudfront.net/uploads/A-1964-Apartment-Block-in-Moscow-Image-via-europeancollectionscom.jpg

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
of course this leads to people asking why artyom doesnt always talk, and pavel and artyom are very cagey about it
just let it be known artyom had to do something Different so that he could manage to talk enough to make a video

itsAlana03/01/2018
hope they have rpfers

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
s a m e
hope artyom finds fics and shares them with pavel

itsAlana03/01/2018
lmao
pavel suggests they try it out :eyes:

Potente Byrd Mæmes03/01/2018
artyom agrees :eyes: