So I would like you all to play a game with me.  If you refuse to participate in this game then we start playing a different game where I dump all the information I have found on Hayate, his family members and several of the other alicefags he is associated with (Rin, Eva, Miku, etc.) This thread and the next several alice threads will then become a game of finding ways to fuck with them.  Examples of things we could do include sending logs and select quotes to family members, writing letters of concern to their schools about the 'worrying behavior' we as their 'neighbors' have seen them exhibiting and of course ordering them some crappy pizza.  It could be fun!  And since I have the feeling you and alice are both the noble self sacrificing
sort, if those aren't enough threat to phase you while the kids play I'll go after miku, she was very easy to find all sorts of things on.

However if you do not want to play that game I have set up another that I think would be even more entertaining.  There are three different conditions in this game and if you meet any one of the three before time runs out then I delete all the information and everyone walks away.  If you do not accept then we precede with the first game.  Ready to hear it?



Here is the game it consists of these three conditions and you only need to fulfill one before time runs out in exactly a week to win!  You win I delete all the information and mail Hayate 20 bucks for his trouble. You lose and I dump the info and start game #1`

Puzzle Master Condition: For this condition I will return in exactly a week with a set of fiendish puzzles and challenges in one of these threads.  If you can solve or complete them correctly then you win. If you miss two or more puzzles then the game is over and the dump commences.  I will only accept final answers or completions from Alice or Hayate but all tripfags and anon are welcome to contribute and help or interfere as they see fit (and I will leave plenty of room for both helping and interfering).

War Games Condition: In this condition you are able to fight back on equal footing and try to track me down if you manage to find me you can send that information to robertpale55@gmail.com, you need three bits of personal information about me to win.  Any three of these will count: name, birthdate, facebook, other online account, phone number, address, ssn, common screenname, hometown, college, picture of me.  If you do something particularly creative or fiendish it will be worth all 3 points on its own.  Again final answers only from Hayate or Alice
but all are welcome to help.  If you get this at any time before the puzzles end then you win and the game is over.

ps: I left you a big breadcrumb trail


Ransom Condition: I don't want to be too much of a dick about this so at any time Alice may end the game by sending a timestamped picture of some unspecified bit of herself which is in some way unequivocally identifiable as her to robertpale55@gmail.com.  With the words "game over" written on that bit. Good enough forgeries are an option but be careful if I even suspect something the game is lost.  Pictures of timestamped dicks while very funny in this
circumstance will not win you the game.