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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #631 & #632
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- >verosika raped prince anon after he went to one of her shows for his birthday
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- >Prince Anon doesn't even like her music
- >He only went because the person who gave him the tickets seemed so proud of themselves for having managed to get them
- >He was thinking he could just sneak off after a few songs and pretend like he got lost on the way back
- >Got caught in the hall and very aggressively invited backstage after the first act
- >Didn't want to make the royal family look bad by acting like the stereotypical stuck-up jerk
- >"Lots of famous people have their stage personas"
- >"Maybe she's actually really nice in person"
- >"I'm sure this will be fine"
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- >Anon keeps getting called by her
- >"Come on over~"
- >"I promise not to do anything~"
- >"I just wanna talk to my favorite prince~"
- 'Maybe she'll be different this time...'
- >Anon knows deep down she won't be
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- >Anon can't figure out how she got his number
- >That's supposed to be secure information
- >Turns out there's a lot of demons who can be bribed with tickets to one of her shows or a few hours with on of her backup dancers
- >Some of them work for Internal Security
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- Either they went through his hellphone during the rape or grease'd some palms
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- >>Went through his Hellphone
- >He's looking through his photo gallery one day
- >There's a folder in there he doesn't remember
- >"Best Concert Ever"
- >It's full of dozens of photos of him and Verosika in every position imaginable
- >A bunch of groupies and green room attendants regularly show up in the background making faces and goofing around
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- >The last photo was of him passed out in bed with verosika
- >She wrote "Verosika's toy" on his chest in permanent marker
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- Nah she would write that on his forehead
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- What did she leave on his junk then? Other than lipstick marks i mean.
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- On his junk?
- >An arrow just below his belly button pointing down at his crotch with the words "Play with for a treat" above it
- >On the length itself aee the words "Royal Prick"
- >On the scrotum are the words "Cream filling"
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- Well at least she didn't upload all those photos to voxtagram, right?
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- That would be a surefire way to make Lilith have her publicly drawn and quartered, before being spit-roasted with the pike entering through her cunny and leaving through her forehead.
- She's smarter than that - they're primo blackmail material!
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- >Verosikas groupies uploaded the pictures
- >Lilith all but dragged her to Pandemonium
- >Verosika BARELY managed to convince her that she and anon were dating amd that was with anon's pitying her and covering her ass by going with it
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- >several vendetta-murdered groupies, alcohol poisonings, rehabs, snubbed fines, instances of homicide, three acts of terrorism, two record label dismissals and one dead Russian Ex-KGB diplomat and a few dates later
- >their relationships is actually halfway decent, somehow
- >Verosika still can't hop off Anon's hips, but at least she financially independent of him once more, and working for another record label again
- >her bands back together, they did some retro-style performances, featuring an old, retired popstar by the name of Moxxie
- >her reputation is almost fully salvaged
- >she's still staying clear of 666 News, fully aware that Valentino wouldn't be far behind Vox
- >the first time he approached her, Anon basically put out a hit on him - they got "visited" by Velvet instead
- >didn't go too well for the social media demon - his parents had plenty of fun breaking their new "bedroom toy" in after the incident, and Val has officially broken all contact with Verosika soon after, just to get Velvet back
- >he and Vox apparently had a bit of a falling out afterwards, as the pimps "movies" mysteriously disappeared from the broadcasts and the online shops - physical copies have long since sold out
- >as for Anon, well...
- >he's still contemplating on whether or not he should thank or beat the shit out of the one who sent him the ticket
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- What's Charlie doing through all this?
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- When she first met verosika in person she almost tore her a new asshole and cunt to match
- Now that verosika and anon are actually dating she's acting like they're best friends
- It creeps verosika out
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- >Charlie greets Verosika with a hug whenever she sees her
- >A tight hug
- >A really, really tight hug
- >Who uses their nails like that for a hug?
- >Every time "Vero" finds herself bundled up in Charlie's arms, she can't help but see Razzle and Dazzle over her shoulder making various threatening gestures at her
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- >verosika rubbing in the fact that she's basically royalty now that she's dating anon to blitzo
- >Blitzo kicking open stolas's bedroom door demanding to get married so he can one up that bitch
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- >"Married?! Are you sure, Blitzy? I mean... I already have a wife and daughter... And I don't want to leave my daughter behind..."
- >"Come on, you slutty fuckbird! I need to one-up my fucking whore ex!"
- >"..."
- >"I mean, if Octavia can move in with us..."
- >"I don't fucking care how we do it, let's just do it! I need to show that Whore-osika what's up!"
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- >Meanwhile in the Van Eldritch household
- >BOOM
- >CRASH
- >SMASH
- >Helsas tentacle hair lashes out at her surroundings indiscriminately in her rage
- "The fuck?! That fucking ungrateful fuck goes off and dates that drunk bimbo?! The fuck does she have that I don't?! I'm fucking perfect! Fucking shit fuck!"
- >Helsa may or may not be obsessed with anon a tad after he dumped her all those years back
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- >Blitzo sends out the most expensively made invitations he can find
- >Currency-grade paper, embossing, gold leaf
- >He designed them himself though, so all those expensive materials and craftsmanship went into exquisitely rendering crude drawings of horses and stick figures making rude hand gestures
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- >Anon is genuinely excited to go to the wedding
- >Free eats, open bar, Stolas has a nice garden too
- >Can't figure out why Verosika looks like she's about to choke a bitch
- >Charlie's excited because she gets to wear a nice suit and bring Vaggie along
- >Lilith and Lucifer are both laughing themselves sick at the whole fiasco
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- "Congratulations Uncle Stolas!"
- >"Oh Anon! I'm so glad you could make it! Is your family around?"
- "Yeah they're going to be here soon... Is Uncle Paimon spiking the drinks?"
- >Stolas's feathers poof up as he rushes after a cackling Paimon
- >"So anon."
- >Verosika leans in uncomfortably close to anons face
- >"Where's my ring?"
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- >as Anon deadpans, he desperately scans the area to find something to change the subject with
- >there's Helsa, fuming next to he punch, already pouring herself one... No
- >there's Octavia, sitting on the fence outside the estate property, meekly consoling her bitterly crying mother... Mmmyeeeeeaaaaah-no
- >did Stolas seriously invite her to his wedding with Blitzo
- >Anon didn't think he'd be that vindictive... Maybe it was Blitzo?
- >oh, there's Charlie, talking with her girlfriend!
- >she'll know what to do!
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- >Anon pulls out his hellphone, pretending to have an alert or something
- >Surreptitiously sends Charlie a message instead
- >Explains what's going on
- >"HELP"
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