Kojima

Kojima is a fucking asshole.

I worked at KojimaPro fro little over a year, but decided to quit after about a month of constant harassment from him. He was always sleeping during meetings, or playing Monster Hunter under the table with Yoji even though everyone could tell. One day I couldn't stand it anymore, he was sitting next to me chewing gum and every time I tried to talk he would blow a bubble and pop it to interrupt me. After the fifth time I grabbed him by the shoulder, the rest of the staff gave me worried looks of disapproval. he looked me straight in the eyes, chewing his gum extremely loudly. He reached for the gum pack in his pocket and presented it to me, then he said in broken English:

"Want somu? It's chelly."

I lost my temper and knocked it out of his hand, Kojima gave me this look like he couldn't believe what I was doing. After that he was quiet for the rest of the meeting, victory was mine, or so I thought.

The next day I sat down by my desk, only to find a piece of chewed gum stick to my ass when I sat down on the chair. I consulted Kojima about it, but he acted dumb and pretended to have no idea what I was talking about. But it didn't stop there, every day he would put a piece of chewed gum somewhere. Under the mouse, in my shoes, between my papers, he even replaced the bento my wife had made for me with nothing but different flavors of chewed gum.

Fuck Kojima.