Lucy x Michael

	Lucy was walking up to Michael's Californian apartment when she stopped to wonder why she chose to stay at Michael's house. After all, she didn't really know all that much about him. Sure, they were best friends and in the same clan, but the only experience they had of each other was that of questing together. Either way, Lucy needed a place to stay in California and Michael's place seemed better than nothing. So, she checked to make sure she was at the right apartment and knocked. The door was opened almost immediately, and who else opened the door but Michael in a female maid costume. The only reasonable response to this was to burst out laughing, which Lucy promptly did. "Are... are you in a maid costume?" Michael looked down at himself, then began to become embarrassed. "Um.. it's not what it looks like, I swear!" Lucy ended up laughing for about fifteen minutes, then finally calmed down. "Uh, sorry about that. I just... didn't expect you to be in a maid costume. May I come in now?" Michael, looking thoroughly embarrassed, simply nods and steps aside to let Lucy in. "I'll uh... I'll go get changed." Lucy nods in agreement. "Yeah, don't want to see your panties." Michael gave Lucy a glare before going into his room and coming out a few minutes later, this time dressed in steel armor. "There, that better?" Lucy looked at Michael's armor, thoroughly amused. "Yes. Now, care to explain why there's My Little Pony porn on your TV?" Michael simply stared at Lucy in horror. "I swear, I have no idea how that got there."

								~~A Few Months Later~~

	Lucy needed to stay in California again, so she called Michael and asked if she could stay at his apartment again. Michael said it was fine, and that he wouldn't answer the door in a maid costume this time. So it was that Lucy came to stay at Michael's apartment again. This time, he opened the door in an outfit that looked suspiciously like Kirigaya Kazuto's. Lucy's response was to look at him, then say "But aren't you defense-based, not attack-based?" Michael just sighed and let her in, and then realized he left his My Little Pony porn on the TV. Again. "Michael, you should really start checking your TV before you open the door for guests. Just saying." Michael sighed and hung his head. "Hey, not all of us are perfect, little miss archer." Lucy simply smiled sweetly. "I know, but I am." Michael shook his head, turning off his TV. "Anyways, there's something I wanted to ask you." The smile faded from Lucy's face. "Oh?" Michael looked around the room, before breathing in and out a few times. "Yeah. I wanted to ask you to go out with me." At this, Lucy started laughing. "Michael, you really think that would be a good idea? the odds of it working out are slim to none."

								~~Ten Minutes Later~~

	"Okay, I take back what I said earlier." Lucy remarked. Michael smiled wryly. "Well of course. It only took ten minutes to convince you, of course it'll work out." Lucy sighed. "Still cant believe you crossdress and watch My Little Pony porn." Michael took offense at this. "Hey! Kirigaya Kazuto is an amazing character." Lucy sighed. "I meant the maid costume." Michael suddenly looked sheepish. "Oh yeah, that. Anyways, how are we going to break the news to Redy, Saac, and Chris?" Lucy looked at Michael. "Well, that's your job now, isn't it?" Michael would not win this argument, so he just shut up.