Oh boy another Luna story

Fun with Luna from WriteousBro
Unfinished and whatnot

>It is the evening after Nightmare Night, and there is suddenly a knock at the door to your cottage outside Ponyville.
>You walk down the stairs and peek through the small peephole onto a black figure, illuminated by the soft glowing light of the lantern outside the door.
>You pry open the door.
>"ARE YOU THE HUMAN KNOWN AS ANON?" the figure shouts through the door.
"My lady, Princess Luna!" you exclaim.
>"YES, IT IS I, PRINCESS LUNA, COMING WITH THE SPOILS OF NIGHTMARE NIGHT, TO SHARE WITH THE HUMAN ANON!"
"Quiet!" you hiss. "You'll wake the whole town. Come inside."
>Luna walks inside the door, allowing you to get a better look at her.
>Well, it looks like royalty isn't immune to the effects of human food either.
>Her massive stomach hangs low to the ground, and her deep blue hips gently brush the sides of the doorframe as she passes through it.
>On her back rests a large burlap sack with a few multi-colored lollipops and shiny chocolate bars poking out.
"Well, what do you want me to do with your 'spoils?'" you ask.
>"Eat them! With me!" Luna says, still in a somewhat loud voice.
>You don't really have much of a choice but to oblige.
>Luna lets the large sack land on the ground with a heavy thud.
>A few of the candy pieces fall out of the bag onto the stone floor.

>You gingerly pick up one of the chocolate bars from off the floor and begin to unwrap it from the iridescent cellophane.
"I'm quite flattered, your highness, that you chose me for this duty . . . but why?"
>"Do you think that I could trust any of the other ponies not to reveal to the children where their Nightmare Night treats have been disappearing to?"
>You give a nonchalant frown and take a bite out of the sugary chocolate.
>Luna immediately picks up several other bars with her magic and quickly scarfs them down.
>You pause on your own bar for a second to watch.
>With a loud gulp, she swallows the mass of chocolatey goodness, and lifts a heap of hard candies to her mouth and begins crunching through them.

"So why exactly do the kids drop off so much candy at your statue anyways?" you ask, setting the chocolate bar you grabbed on a table.
>"It used to be in olden times that the children would drop off money at my statue to be given to the poor throughout Equestria," Luna explains, grabbing a lollipop from the bag.
>"At some point, someone decided that it would be better for them to set candy at the statue instead."
"Someone didn't want rowdy foals running around and bouncing off the walls the next day."
>"Perhaps."
>Luna dives right back into to cramming as much candy as she can into her mouth and swallowing it in a sticky gulp.
>Her body quivers as she waddles around, searching for various confections to stuff herself with.
>You observe quietly, occasionally taking a few bites from your chocolate bar.