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- Nero: Hello readers! Here at Pheonyx’s writing studio, sometimes we need to do something silly to get the creative juices flowing around, so I’ve decided to open up a mailbag and take requests for silly prompts. These little prompts will only take a few paragraphs, or maybe a page if we get into it. And will probably be done in script format because yeah scripts. Okay, let’s see what’s our first request is!
- …
- Ahem, ah, Kaj, this one’s for you.
- Kaj: What?
- Nero: Write a drabble… no, write a porn without plot of Kaj’s penis.
- Kaj: …what?
- Nero: “Have him thrust it at various objects such as…”
- Kaj: No! Why do you think I’d even do something like that!?
- Nero: It’s what the reader wants, Kaj. And we need a writing exercise so… off with the pants.
- Kaj: No! I’m not some B rate porn star! I… I have a wife and kids!
- Nero: Oh, this is just in, our readers are writing one for us.
- Kaj: …what?
- Nero: Oh it’s a limerick!
- Kaj: DON’T YOU DARE READ IT!
- Nero: But it’s quite good, actually. Our readers are quite talented.
- Kaj: Ugh, PLEASE ask me about something, ANYTHING else. Besides, why are you so interested in my dick?
- Nero: I… I’m not…
- Kaj: I read the outline, I thought you were straight.
- Nero: I am!
- Kaj: Then how would you feel if you’re the one getting your junk waved around for the world to see?
- Nero: Well actually I-
- Kaj: …?
- Nero: No, nothing.
- Kaj: Nope, no, you were about to say something.
- Nero: Look, we’ve never done this before and I don’t want mine to suck, alright!
- Kaj: Oh? Your sex scene?
- Nero: Yes, alright? It’s my first time and I don’t even know how I’d go about this.
- Kaj: Bahahahaha!
- Nero: Yeah yeah, laugh it up…
- Kaj: If that’s all, then here, let me show you.
- Nero: Eh?
- Kaj: No better way of learning than a… hands on approach.
- Nero: What no I think I’ll pass.
- Kaj: No no, we’re going to practice until you’re confident in your ability to pleasure the men… I mean ladies.
- Nero: No! I don’t… And shouldn’t I be behin- NO! NO NO NO what am I saying NO!
- *Nero runs out*
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