Inspecting the Giant Pile of Coffee Grounds

[350] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Encounter: The Beginning of the End of the Penultimate Fantasy

[350] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
You lose 40 hit points
You gain 32 Strongness
You gain 19 Magicalness
You gain 20 Roguishness
You acquire an effect: Buff as a Baobab (10)
Using 1 abstraction: purpose.

You acquire an effect: Purpose (50)
Using 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card.

You gain 190 Muscularity Points
You acquire an effect: Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy (5)
You acquire an effect: Eau de Tortue (5)
You acquire an effect: Merry Smithsness (5)
You acquire an effect: Jacked In (5)
You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (5)
You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (5)
You acquire an effect: Buff as a Baobab (5)
You acquire an effect: Purpose (5)
You have 930 d4s.

Setting auto-attack to disabled.

Using 100 d4s.

Encounter: family of kobolds
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 1: yojimbos_law uses the pufferfish spine and uses the gas balloon!
Round 2: Bearly Armed hands them a good old-fashioned whack with the club. The first rule of hand club is you take 44 damage.
Round 2: family of kobolds takes 44 damage.
Round 2: family of kobolds takes 1 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 3: Bearly Armed acts like the disembodied hand of Jeff Gillooly, whacking them for 33 damage.
Round 3: family of kobolds takes 33 damage.
Round 3: family of kobolds takes 2 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: family of kobolds takes 9991 damage.
Round 4: You gain 9,991 hit points
Round 4: Bearly Armed makes them a club sandwich, if "sandwich" means "something that just took 42 damage."
Round 4: family of kobolds takes 42 damage.
Round 4: family of kobolds takes 4 damage.
Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 5: family of kobolds takes 7 damage.
Round 5: Bearly Armed inducts them into the clubbed club, bashing them for 43 damage.
Round 5: family of kobolds takes 43 damage.
Round 5: family of kobolds takes 8 damage.
Round 5: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 6: family of kobolds takes 95 damage.
Round 6: Bearly Armed makes like a cavehand, clubbing them for 30 damage.
Round 6: family of kobolds takes 30 damage.
Round 6: family of kobolds takes 16 damage.
Round 6: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 7: family of kobolds takes 9 damage.
Round 7: Bearly Armed hands them a good old-fashioned whack with the club. The first rule of hand club is you take 43 damage.
Round 7: family of kobolds takes 43 damage.
Round 7: family of kobolds takes 32 damage.
Round 7: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 8: family of kobolds takes 9 damage.
Round 8: Bearly Armed clobbers them with the club for 43 damage. What a clobberin' clubber! You should reward it with some cobbler. Clobberin' clubber cobbler.
Round 8: family of kobolds takes 43 damage.
Round 8: family of kobolds takes 64 damage.
Round 8: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 9: family of kobolds takes 9 damage.
Round 9: Bearly Armed inducts them into the clubbed club, bashing them for 41 damage.
Round 9: family of kobolds takes 41 damage.
Round 9: family of kobolds takes 128 damage.
Round 9: yojimbos_law casts SHADOW NOODLES!
Round 10: family of kobolds drops 9 attack power.
Round 10: family of kobolds drops 8 defense.
Round 10: Bearly Armed won't join any club that would have it for a member, but happily clubs them for 31 damage.
Round 10: family of kobolds takes 31 damage.
Round 10: family of kobolds takes 256 damage.
Round 10: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 11: family of kobolds takes 9 damage.
Round 11: Bearly Armed hands them a good old-fashioned whack with the club. The first rule of hand club is you take 36 damage.
Round 11: family of kobolds takes 36 damage.
Round 11: family of kobolds takes 512 damage.
Round 11: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 12: family of kobolds takes 6 damage.
Round 12: Bearly Armed clubs them for 31 damage, then gives you a disembodied thumbs-up.
Round 12: family of kobolds takes 31 damage.
Round 12: family of kobolds takes 1024 damage.
Round 12: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 13: family of kobolds takes 6 damage.
Round 13: Bearly Armed hands them a good old-fashioned whack with the club. The first rule of hand club is you take 29 damage.
Round 13: family of kobolds takes 29 damage.
Round 13: family of kobolds takes 2048 damage.
Round 13: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 14: family of kobolds takes 8 damage.
Round 14: Bearly Armed makes them a club sandwich, if "sandwich" means "something that just took 36 damage."
Round 14: family of kobolds takes 36 damage.
Round 14: family of kobolds takes 4096 damage.
Round 14: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 15: family of kobolds takes 5 damage.
Round 15: Bearly Armed sprays them with some club soda. And by "sprays," I mean, "hits," and by "some," I mean "a," and by "soda," I mean "for 28 damage."
Round 15: family of kobolds takes 28 damage.
Round 15: family of kobolds takes 8192 damage.
Round 15: yojimbos_law casts SHELL UP!
Round 16: Bearly Armed sprays them with some club soda. And by "sprays," I mean, "hits," and by "some," I mean "a," and by "soda," I mean "for 34 damage."
Round 16: family of kobolds takes 34 damage.
Round 16: family of kobolds takes 16384 damage.
Round 16: yojimbos_law uses the gob of wet hair!
Round 17: family of kobolds drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: family of kobolds drops 3 defense.
Round 17: Bearly Armed sprays them with some club soda. And by "sprays," I mean, "hits," and by "some," I mean "a," and by "soda," I mean "for 34 damage."
Round 17: family of kobolds takes 34 damage.
Round 17: family of kobolds takes 32768 damage.
Round 17: yojimbos_law uses the gob of wet hair!
Round 18: family of kobolds drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: family of kobolds drops 3 defense.
Round 18: Bearly Armed won't join any club that would have it for a member, but happily clubs them for 38 damage.
Round 18: family of kobolds takes 38 damage.
Round 18: family of kobolds takes 65536 damage.
Round 18: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
Your familiar gains a pound: Bearly Armed, the 5 lb. Disembodied Hand
You acquire an item: kobold treasure hoard
After Battle: You gain 25548 Muscleboundness
You can now equip a Ass-Stompers of Violence (and possibly other things).
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain some Levels!
After Battle: You gain 5810 Magicalness
You can now equip a teflon spatula (and possibly other things).
You gain some Mysticality points!
After Battle: You gain 6728 Chutzpah
You can now equip a honeycap (and possibly other things).
You gain some Moxie points!

[352] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 234 hit points
You gain 103 Muscularity Points
You gain 100 Enchantedness
You spent 475 Meat
You acquire an item: electric muscle stimulator

[353] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 204 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!

[354] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You acquire an item: hot mint schnocolate
You gain 205 Muscleboundness

[355] Rest in your bed in the Chateau

[355] Rest in your bed in the Chateau

[355] Rest in your bed in the Chateau

[355] Rest in your bed in the Chateau

[355] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 204 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 2 hit points
You gain 205 Muscleboundness
You gain 204 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 205 Strongness
You acquire an item: hot mint schnocolate
You gain 204 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!

[360] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 3 hit points
You gain 204 Muscleboundness

[361] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 205 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!

[362] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 205 Beefiness
You can now equip a groping claw (and possibly other things).
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain a Level!
You learned a new skill: Turtle Power
You learned a new skill: Spirit Boon
Casting Turtle Power.

Using 1 oil of stability.

You acquire an effect: Stabilizing Oiliness (10)
Purchasing 4 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonics.
Using 4 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonics.

You spent 340 Meat
You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (4)
You gain 39 Muscularity Points
Casting Turtle Power.

Equipping Ouija Board, Ouija Board.

Equipping spirit bell.


[363] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
Encounter: Never Break the Chain
You acquire turtlemail bits (3)

[363] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
Encounter: ninja snowman assassin
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 2 but KoL thinks it is round 1
KoLmafia thinks it is round 3 but KoL thinks it is round 1
KoLmafia thinks it is round 4 but KoL thinks it is round 1
KoLmafia thinks it is round 5 but KoL thinks it is round 1
Round 5: yojimbos_law attacks!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 6 but KoL thinks it is round 2
Round 6: ninja snowman assassin takes 543 damage.
Round 6: Bearly Armed clobbers him with the club for 39 damage. What a clobberin' clubber! You should reward it with some cobbler. Clobberin' clubber cobbler.
Round 6: ninja snowman assassin takes 39 damage.
Round 6: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
You acquire an item: ninja rope
After Battle: You gain 42 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
Equipping diamond necklace.

Sorry, you don't have anything to equip, like "fake n".

Equipping fake washboard.


[364] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
Encounter: ninja snowman assassin
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
Round 2: ninja snowman assassin takes 358 damage.
Round 2: Bearly Armed acts like the disembodied hand of Jeff Gillooly, whacking him for 44 damage.
Round 2: ninja snowman assassin takes 44 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
You acquire an item: normal barrel
You acquire an item: ninja crampons
After Battle: You gain 37 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm