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Fantasy stuff

Jul 23rd, 2020
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  1. >Be you
  2. >Be cleric
  3. >Join a party as their new healer
  4. >Their last one quit
  5. >It's comprised of a twink rogue, a very friendly barbarian and a...lewd paladin.
  6. >The paladin makes you question your devotion to your turbo 100% not gay god
  7. >Go into a dungeon
  8. >Get fed up with the paladin because every time there's a group of enemies he jumps right in and fails to do anything useful
  9. >On purpose
  10. >He even loosened his "armor" and went "Oh no! I hope none of these monsters take advantage of me! Oh what ever will I do?"
  11. —————-
  12. >No wonder the last healer quit, this party is a fucking mess
  13. It’s a know fact that human clerics are the mossed harassed by anthros
  14. ————————
  15. imagine all the shit human thieves/rogues gets
  16. >more form fitting clothes
  17. >endless jokes of entering through the back or tight spaces
  18. >also suffer from shit at open combat and being squishy
  19. >if caught skulking in places they're not supposed to are at the mercy of their captors
  20. >or offered what they were trying to steal for a different type of "breaking and entering" job
  21. Not willingly though
  22. >Fuck, this shits giving me a fucking wedgie every time i crouch, i should have been a cleric
  23. >At least the stats are amazing
  24. Rule of thumb, the better the stags the lewder the gear
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  26. Form fitting clothes reduce noise you'd get from looser clothes rubbing/flapping about, but you'd also want to wear a cloak/poncho with lots of tears, different lengths of strips, fluffed up parts, etc to break of the general shape and silhouette of a person. So you'd get them in ugly weird looking cloak/ponchos, but underneath would be a somewhat slutty/lewd looking form fitting outfit.
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  28. >Speedo of stealth
  29. >Tight leather shirt of shadows
  30. >Tight leather pants of sneak
  31. >Cock ring of critical attack(only active from behind target)
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