Minifics Batch 1: Ember, Twilight/Starlight, Luna/Celestia

Backed up Ember by Anon the Writeslut AKA Writeslut the Anon
Done based on request.

Ember coughed as whatever the weird fruit she had eaten agitated her throat and stomach. It was one of the strangest feelings she had ever experienced; her belly, while normally burning with the power of a dragon lord, now felt even hotter than before.
>”Guh, that’s the last time I ever eat weird fruit offered to me by my idiot dragon-servants.”
Ember exhaled a hot stuffy breath, considering calling for a physician.
>”...What am I saying? There are no dragon physicians!”
The dimunitive dragon lord sat, caressing her hot stomach while she waited for buisiness to arrive. She sighed, bored half to death by the lack of anything to do. Her father would normally use his downtime to brag and flaunt, but barely anyone paid attention to her, likely due to her small size.
Suddenly she hiccuped violently.
>*Hic!*
That was fine, dragons hiccuped as often as ponies , but Ember couldn’t help but feel something was off…
>”...H*hic*ey, why*hic* are*hic*n’t any*hic* fla*hic*mes coming *hic*out?”
This was odd. Normally dragons hiccuped because their body wanted to get rid of ‘old’ flame. Now there aren’t any detrimental qualities of ‘old’ flame, but typically a cause of flame-hiccuping in dragons was that the dragon’s body wanted to begin making new flame, and was trying to force the ‘old’ flame out. Dragon flame was only produced in batches, which is why it was possible to ‘run out’ of flame. But if a dragon was hiccuping, and no old flame was being released…
>”W-w-what’s*hic* going*hic* on*hic-hic* with me?”
BREAK

Suddenly, she felt her body SURGE outwards. Her blazing belly began to burble and swell with flame, billowing outwards like a large rubber ball. Ember gasped, still hiccuping as her claws instinctively shot to her gut to soothe it, but nothing could be done to stop a dragon from making new flame, and as a dragon lord this was even more true, as her flame sac had become as powerful as her father's.
Which was to say, it was intended for a much bigger dragon.
>”A-aah! O-ooh no!”
Ember’s roaring belly was beginning to engulf her body now, showing no signs of stopping even as her legs and claws began to sink into her ballooning form. Her body had been rendered a near perfect sphere, yet she still continued to swell. However, a new feeling arose within the bloating dragoness as her scales squeaked and creaked.
>”Oh, I’m so BIG! *hiccup*!”
She didn’t want to admit it, but the feeling of her taut hide being stretched further under her strained scales, it was electric. And not only that, but the sheer size she was attaining was quite impressive. Although her body was becoming all the more fragile as she swelled and swelled, she only felt more and more powerful, superior to all the smaller dragons.
>”*Hic* No *hic* dragon will *hic* ever be larger than me! I will reign as the largest dragon lord who ever *hic* lived!”
She ballooned and swelled, her body still churning out flame. She had grown larger than the purple princesses’ gemstone castle, and yet she still continued to inflate. Her body let out creaks and groans every second and her legs and claws became little more than divots on the sides of her spherical grace. She wiggled in joy and delight of her size, almost taller than her father but definitely wider already.
BREAK

>”So… *hic* big…”
Finally, the round and rumbling dragon lord’s flame sac died down. Ember, snickered and smirked to herself, considering calling every dragon for a council just to show herself and her massive size off.
>”I should at least call my servants to rub and massage my glorious form. After all, I must occupy my time while I wait for my flame-sac to re-ignite…”

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Big Bottled Rage by Anon the Writeslut AKA Writeslut the Anon

>”Oop!”
With a crash and a tinkle, the crate of mismatched jars smashed against the ground, the contents shattering completely.
>”Oh geez, oh no… I-uh, hope those weren’t important to Starlight. Oh…”
Scanning a keen eye to the wrecked crate, she saw only glass and splintered wood. It didn’t much seem like they had contained anything. Little did she know that the vast amount of bottled rage Starlight had amassed in those very jars and bottles had slipped inside her unnoticed. It wasn’t just a ‘day spent with Trixie’ worth of rage, no it was ALL the rage. Twilight quickly banished the mess to the trash dimension (AKA Discord’s front lawn).
>”Hehe, o-okay. Now, uh, what was I doing again?”
The only thing that could come to Twilight’s organized mind was that the next thing she needed to do was make a list of all the people she needed to tell off. A quick teleport to the study, and she began work.
>”Oh, gee, I sure have a lotta ponies to rip apart today. I might be better off if I organize the list based on how much I need that pony torn to shreds…”
And so she began. A few names she recognized hit the list; Night Glider, Party Favor, Sugar Belle, Discord, Flutteryshy, Discord, Twilight Sparkle, Discord, Sunburst, the list went on and on and on. A few names, however, she didn’t recognize. Twilight found it odd that she knew these names, but decided whatever.
BREAK

>”Mmmmhmmmhmm… And done! Gee, that’s a lotta ponies. Better get started if I’m gonna get through the list today!”
And so Twilight began teleporting here and there; to Sunburst’s house (“why’d you leave me!?”), Fluttershy’s cottage (“Why’d you have to fake being converted!?”), to Celestia’s bedroom (“Why won’t I ever be as beautiful as you!?”). By the time she returned to her castle, she looked like a completely different pony. She was fuming and snorting, her eyes blood red, but the biggest difference was in her body. Her entire form was swollen and puffy, like she had stuffed herself with pillows. Her angry trotting elicited squeaks from between her legs, but that didn’t stop her from the pursuit of her final target:
>”Rrrgh, and the last pony on the list: STARLIGHT GLIMMER!”
Yeah, Starlight had saved up a lot of self loathing over the years.
With a scream of fury, Twilight Sparkle smashed through the door of Starlights bedroom.
>”STARLIGHT GLIMMER!!!”
>”Oh hi Twilight. Have you seen my crate of- Oh.”
Starlight Glimmer quickly sprang into action now that she knew what was going on.
>”Twilight! I know what’s wrong with you! You need to-”
The puffy purple pony huffed and snorted.
>”What’s wrong with me? WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME!? The real question here is; WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!?”
BREAK

Starlight gasped as she watched Twilight billow out in front of her like an angry purple balloon. Her flanks bulged out, puffing up to the size of party balloons while her belly blew up into a medicine ball. Her legs were like over-inflated tubes, and every time she moved, her body squeaked and creaked against itself in an offensive fashion. Starlight gulped.
>”T-T-Twilight, you gotta-”
>”SHUT! UP!”
With surprising speed, the ballooning alicorn dashed over to the offending unicorn and slammed her pillowy flanks against her, pinning Starlight Glimmer against the wall and trapping her mouth shut. With all haste, Twilight began digging into Starlight, mashing and grinding her inflated rump against the light-purple unicorn and wall.
>”ALL MY LIFE I’VE DEALT WITH YOU BEING SUCH A #$%&^$*%& PONY! GET A GRIP!”
Starlight’s eyes widened as she witnessed the furious alicorn begin billowing out as she let out her angry words. She began struggling against the ballooning purple rump, but it was already hopeless.
>”I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU RAN AWAY LIKE THAT! WHAT A @$%%&^$# COWARD!”
Twilight’s neck and legs were beginning to sink into her inflating form, all the while her rear got larger and larger. Her voice became slightly higher pitched as she continued to dig and mash her rump against the idiot unicorn, her body squeaking and groaning.
BREAK

>”WHY!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? YOU LOOKED LIKE A *%*&%&*@$ MORON!”
The insults poured like a helium from a leaky tank from the creaking purple balloon. Her body was beginning to creak and groan a lot louder now, as it became spherical and her extremities began to sink into the purple blob that was her body. Starlight squeezed her eyes shut as Twilight’s immense form filled her room and pressed against every wall, threatening to explode as it creaked and groaned a thousand times a second.
>”STUPID, IDIOTIC, LIMP-HORNED, UGLY, MORONIC EXCUSE FOR A-”
>*POW!*
Starlight screamed as Twilight burst with a deafening bang, sending scraps of purple everywhere. Slowly, she opened her eyes, relieved that she was somehow unharmed by the blast.
>”Twi-light?”
>*Snore*
Starlight let out a sigh of relief. Twilight was completely unharmed and seemingly back to normal; she lay sprawled across an upturned dresser, snoozing peacefully despite having exploded mere seconds ago. Starlight smiled. Even if that was terrifying, it ended better than expected, and she no longer needed to deal with the burden of those stupid bottles.

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(Insert Pun about Luna's Ass being Huge) By Anon the Writeslut AKA Writeslut the Anon

>”And with that, my little ponies, I would like to present my sister, Princess Luna, who will perform our centennial Solar Eclipse!”
Ponies in the audience cheered and stamped their hooves. Princess Celestia smiled, finally ready to give her sister some well deserved time in the spotlight.
And of course the night princess was nowhere to be seen. A few crickets chirped as attention invariably fell back on Celestia.
>”Where’s the eclipse?”
>”I’m certain she will be along shortly to raise the moon as she always does.”
There was an awkward period in which everypony was silent, save for a few coughs. Suddenly somepony shouted:
>”Look! In the sky!”
>”It’s the Eclipse!”
Princess Celestia turned her gaze skyward. Sure enough, a round mass was beginning to obscure her sun. Ponies cheered Luna’s name as the shape fully overtook the sun causing a beautiful moment of midday darkness. But Princess Celestia only raised an eyebrow. Something was off about the shape of the moon, and the fact that Luna wasn’t here was a big warning sign that something was amiss. Shaking her, head, the solar princess decided it was high time to investigate.
>”Enjoy the eclipse, my little ponies. I must attend to some business now.”
With that, Celestia took to the sky, leaving the cheering crowd behind as she flew towards the ‘moon’ above them.
BREAK

As she flew, the ‘moon’s visage became clearer and clearer and clearer. It certainly wasn’t spherical, and with it’s colors it looked more like…
Princess Celestia flew faster than she had ever before. The blob that had obscured the sun that day wasn’t the moon, so to speak, but rather, ‘the moon’ herself.
>”LUNA!”
Princess Celestia was finally close enough to see her sister’s face. The lunar princess turned to face the voice and smiled gleefully through puffy cheeks as she recognized her sister.
>”Sister! How farest thou?
Celestia alighted atop Luna’s swollen body before rushing to where her face was.
>”Luna, what has happened to you!?
The blimp sized princess giggled at her sister’s concern.
>”Tis fine sister. Yon Pinkie Pie hath shown me the Earth Pony method of causing an eclipse. Dids’t thou get a look at mine glorious eclipse from down below?”
Princess Celestia was now very confused.
>”...What?”
Luna sighed.
“Pinkie Pie hath approacheth me some time ago with a request for an Earth Pony eclipse, to which I have. Some hours ago, she hath placed yon hose between mine flanks, and I have swelleth into a grand size, large enough to block out thy sun!”
BREAK

Celestia was still just as confused.
>”But, why?”
Luna flicked her mane indignantly, her neck squeaking as she did so.
>”Pinkie Pie hath confused me also with this “Earth Pony” method. I cannot recall a time it has been used before, so I hath assumed it was a method developed in my absence.”
>”Really now?”
>”Truly.”
>”Do you know where Pinkie is now? I’d like to speak with her.”
Luna laughed before motioning towards her mountain sized flanks.
>”Yon Pinkie hath overseen mine swelling. She hath ‘tagged along for the ride’ as such.”
With a nod, Princess Celestia began trotting towards her sister’s gargantuan backside.
>”Thank you Luna. I’ll be back in a while.”
>”If thou find'st Pinkie Pie, inform her that thy Earth Pony methods are quite pleasureable!”
And so Celestia trotted across the squeaky airborne landscape towards the towering rump. The jou
rney was long and hard, but she made many friends along the way.
Well, not really but she did meet Rainbow Dash, who was “just catchin’ some rays” or so she explained.
Upon reaching Luna’s rump, the familiar pink pony greeted her.
>”Hi!”
Said Pinkie Pie.
Princess Celestia didn’t really know if she should be angry, or sad or confused or happy at the pink earth pony, so she just chucked her off the side and called it a day.
>”Bye!”
Said Pinkie Pie.
Princess Celestia was about to leave when she noticed something. The party pony had left behind a large tank of helium, and by the looks of things, the hose was still wedged firmly in Luna’s rear end. It didn’t look like the valve was open, however…
Princess Celestia let a devious smile cross her lips.
>”Well, she did say it was pleasureable…”
And with that, Trollestia twisted the valve, letting the helium continue to flood into her moon-sized sister…

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