All my homies hate Blitzo

from /hhg/ - Helluva Hotel General #819
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*BLAM*
>A N O N!!!! Sht! I forgot you were on our side. You're bleeding out! Dammit! No no no no no no...
*Cut to Anon landing in hell and waiting back at the office.
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*long suffering tired anon sigh*
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>Anon: “Now that I’m in Hell, can I at least get a raise?”
>Blitzø: “No, ah-ah, can’t do. Now that you’re a newly-arrived resident of Hell, your employment starts anew. Legal stuff and what-not. All I can offer is some underpaid internship until you’re fully registerd in the systems. Should only take a few months or years tops.
>Anon: “…Since when did you start to Care about “legal procedures”?
>Blitzø: “Ever since I discovered the ‘intergration program’ that allows me to hire fresh sommers for an underpaid internship, with no legal precautions to the company. Welcome to Hell!”
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Fk Blitzo
All my homies hate Blitzo
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Please don't speak ill of Blitzy
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I don't sympathize with exploitative, psychotic murderers. Sorry man