mrkillwolf666

shoddily built

Oct 27th, 2021 (edited)
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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #892
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  3. Idea:
  4. >the extensions to the Hotel's main building are often so shoddily built that you cannot find a wall that's perfectly orthogonal
  5. >corers seem misaligned, walls curve near the edges, floors are uneven, allowing water to pool whenever there's leaky pipe
  6. >only the ceiling's are somewhat flat
  7. >a lesser known goat-like ability of Satanon's is that he can climb any near-vertical surface that isn't at a right angle from the floor
  8. >he wanted to use this in the hotel to scare the others, but owing to the fact that a) he looks like he's taking a stroll, and not crawling on all fours, and b) because he (like real life goats) gets stuck a lot, and needs help, this has backfired, severely
  9. >and now Niffty has roped him into helping her clean the ceilings
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