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  1. 10:41 StrikeTheMoon: That holds true for everything
  2. 10:41 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: Anyone interested in giving me critics on my game?
  3. 10:41 StrikeTheMoon: Okay
  4. 10:41 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: http://gamejolt.com/games/adventure/magic-forest-alpha/61784/
  5. 10:42 Ikubod: Croc buy my game on google play
  6. 10:42 StrikeTheMoon: Fuck you iku
  7. 10:42 Ikubod: Give me money
  8. 10:44 Austin01227: Ive got a big question so Freddys quote is "Ready for Freddy" So how would Noahs quote go?
  9. 10:44 KiritoDn: hey idk how to start up five nights at fuckboys i downloaded it and installed now what do i do? can anyone help
  10. 10:44 StrikeTheMoon: Kevin, it has massive lag spikes at times
  11. 10:44 Tesrym: what is five night at FUCK boys?
  12. 10:44 StrikeTheMoon: Do we look like tech support
  13. 10:45 KiritoDn: you dont need to be surly
  14. 10:45 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: Did you use the best graphic setting strickeTheMoon
  15. 10:45 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: ?*
  16. 10:45 StrikeTheMoon: When are people going to learn that dev chat is fucking dev chat. It's not advertisement chat, it's not troubleshoot chat... we're dev chat...
  17. 10:45 StrikeTheMoon: And yes Kevin, max settings
  18. 10:45 terrytheplatypus: kirito, install rpg maker vx ace rtp
  19. 10:45 Austin01227: Get Crunk
  20. 10:45 terrytheplatypus: search it
  21. 10:45 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: Well, I need to optimize that :P
  22. 10:45 KiritoDn: well im new to gamejolt soooo
  23. 10:45 StrikeTheMoon: It run smoothly at 60, but will freeze for 1-2 seconds at times
  24. 10:46 KiritoDn: and thank you terry
  25. 10:46 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: Yeah, has somthing to do when you look on the water...
  26. 10:46 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: Renders alot of reflections or somthing at once
  27. 10:46 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: Making a big lag
  28. 10:46 terrytheplatypus: you could make a simpler water thing
  29. 10:47 Tesrym: what the fuck was that terry? rofl
  30. 10:47 Tesrym: "install [insert five random words in here]"
  31. 10:47 terrytheplatypus: that was exactly it
  32. 10:47 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: But water looks so watery though
  33. 10:47 Sebastian Lawe: Ello chaps.
  34. 10:47 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: Such water
  35. 10:47 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: Very Water
  36. 10:47 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: Much Water
  37. 10:48 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: What do you think about the grass?
  38. 10:48 terrytheplatypus: rpg maker vx ace runtime packaggge
  39. 10:48 StrikeTheMoon: The grass is rather nice
  40. 10:48 Tesrym: the five words exploded into more words
  41. 10:49 terrytheplatypus: only one more word
  42. 10:49 StrikeTheMoon: cat
  43. 10:49 Tesrym: "please install [insert first chapter from a random novel here]"
  44. 10:49 Tesrym: thats how you play vx ace games
  45. 10:49 terrytheplatypus: yeh
  46. 10:49 Tesrym: why does vx ace still exist?
  47. 10:50 Ikubod: Why do dolphins still exist
  48. 10:50 terrytheplatypus: but one of my most anticipated games is being made with vx ace, so i like it
  49. 10:50 Tesrym: its like a brown paper bag of poo just waiting for someone to ignite it
  50. 10:50 Austin01227: *Sits in corner* and watches chat O_O
  51. 10:50 StrikeTheMoon: It would be nice if people actually tried when developing games, you know?
  52. 10:50 terrytheplatypus: the page for omori rpg http://www.omori-game.com/
  53. 10:51 terrytheplatypus: but trying is hard sometimes
  54. 10:51 StrikeTheMoon: They jump to an engine, mash scripts together without knowing what they're doing to make some FNaF shit fangame and call themselves master devs. It's annoying
  55. 10:51 terrytheplatypus: i don't think anyone calls themselves master devs
  56. 10:51 Ikubod: I'm a master dev
  57. 10:51 StrikeTheMoon: Iku is a master dev
  58. 10:52 Ikubod: But my fnaf games are actually good
  59. 10:52 Sebastian Lawe: My FNAF game is be best guis plz
  60. 10:52 Ikubod: Sebastian is also master dev
  61. 10:53 terrytheplatypus: I'm manly, I remade Skyrim in C with no libraries
  62. 10:53 Shubshub: I remade Skyrim in Batch Language
  63. 10:53 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: I remade Skyrim in African american Rap language
  64. 10:53 terrytheplatypus: One night at flumpty's actually looks good, though
  65. 10:53 Shubshub: I remade Skyrim in English
  66. 10:53 terrytheplatypus: that's the one fnaf thing i'd want to try
  67. 10:54 terrytheplatypus: OH SNAP SHUB
  68. 10:54 Sebastian Lawe: I wrote Skyrim in HTML, beat that.
  69. 10:54 Shubshub: The Unity port of Bit.Saw is pretty Faithful to the Original Right now :D
  70. 10:54 Ikubod: Yay!
  71. 10:54 StrikeTheMoon: I wrote Skyrim with a pen and paper
  72. 10:54 terrytheplatypus: i made runescape in COBOL
  73. 10:54 Ikubod: Any troubles you're running into?
  74. 10:55 StrikeTheMoon: I made COBOL in Runescape
  75. 10:55 Ikubod: Skyrim text adventure
  76. 10:55 Shubshub: I made Runescape in Runescape
  77. 10:55 terrytheplatypus: Rune-ception
  78. 10:55 Sebastian Lawe: I made Skyrim using clickteam
  79. 10:55 Shubshub: Bitch Please I made Minecraft in Minecraft.... IN MINECRAFT
  80. 10:55 Sebastian Lawe: Shiiiit
  81. 10:55 Shubshub: Oh hi
  82. 10:55 terrytheplatypus: I made GTA with the Knytt Stories level editor
  83. 10:55 Sebastian Lawe: I made pornagraphy with a video camera.
  84. 10:56 Shubshub: k
  85. 10:56 terrytheplatypus: I made a video camera with semen
  86. 10:56 Shubshub: I made this planet
  87. 10:56 terrytheplatypus: I made the universe
  88. 10:56 Chaotic Heart: Bah, youngsters. I made Skyrim on an old Ti-82, while listening to bad 80's pop music.
  89. 10:56 Sebastian Lawe: In soviet russia, you do not make universe. Universe makes you..
  90. 10:56 Shubshub: I am my own Grandfather
  91. 10:56 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: Bitch please I created an 64 bit readstone machine in minecraft which runs an internet browser which plays my Runescape written in pen and paper...
  92. 10:57 Sebastian Lawe: I made Halo 5 run on my N64
  93. 10:57 Shubshub: I made my N64 run on Halo 6
  94. 10:57 Shubshub: I have Half Liffe 3
  95. 10:57 Austin01227: Get Crunk
  96. 10:57 Shubshub: Half Life 3*
  97. 10:57 terrytheplatypus: this reminds me of the thing in the Sandman Comic where's there's morpheus having a battle of wits with a demon
  98. 10:58 terrytheplatypus: there's the thing where some people got 1000 colors on a 1979 ibm computer
  99. 10:58 terrytheplatypus: scratch that, 1981
  100. 10:58 terrytheplatypus: http://trixter.oldskool.org/2015/04/07/8088-mph-we-break-all-your-emulators/
  101. 10:58 Sebastian Lawe: Srsl tho i got Halo 5 running full quality on n64 60fps
  102. 10:59 Sebastian Lawe: I did master optimization & shiz
  103. 10:59 terrytheplatypus: i got GTA 7 running full quality on SNES 120 FPS
  104. 10:59 Sebastian Lawe: Shiiiiiit
  105. 10:59 Shubshub: I got Unreal Engine 4 Running on an Atari 2600
  106. 11:00 terrytheplatypus: GTA 7 is way better than GTA 5 or 6, i'm from the future
  107. 11:00 RomejanicDev: really?
  108. 11:00 RomejanicDev: that's so fascinating
  109. 11:00 Sebastian Lawe: I got Final Fantasy 92.
  110. 11:00 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: Guys, FNAF 6 is way better than the original FNAF
  111. 11:00 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: FNAF 96 is totally way better
  112. 11:01 terrytheplatypus: FNAF 6 is where Freddy has diabetes and has a massive stroke
  113. 11:01 Sebastian Lawe: Final Fantasy was great until Final Fantasy 85
  114. 11:01 Sebastian Lawe: It went downhill from there.
  115. 11:01 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: hahahah x)
  116. 11:01 terrytheplatypus: number 85 was when they tied it in with FNAF
  117. 11:01 Sebastian Lawe: Dont know ho people like Final Fantasy 92
  118. 11:01 Sebastian Lawe: how*
  119. 11:01 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: Mortal Kombat 420 sucked so hard
  120. 11:02 Sebastian Lawe: I agree.
  121. 11:02 Sebastian Lawe: Not enough gore in this one.
  122. 11:02 Sebastian Lawe: Sure, they had some guy have his head implode, and have his head fractured. But still.
  123. 11:03 terrytheplatypus: mortal kombat 9001 was the best
  124. 11:03 Sebastian Lawe: The need to show atoms breaking and stuff.
  125. 11:03 Sebastian Lawe: They*
  126. 11:03 Timingplanet: hey i need someones opinion should i get windows 10?
  127. 11:03 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: It doesnt have the same feel as Mortal Kombat 69 where on of the guys used his genetelia in 64K ultra ultra graphics
  128. 11:03 terrytheplatypus: you should turn it up to 11 and get windows 11
  129. 11:04 Sebastian Lawe: Yeah.
  130. 11:04 Timingplanet: i realy hope five nights at fuck boys 3 and minecraft work well on it
  131. 11:04 terrytheplatypus: i didn't realize windows 10 was coming out so soon
  132. 11:04 jarrenharris13: even the first mortal kombats had really good graphics for it's time
  133. 11:04 Sebastian Lawe: I need to get a 97k monitor soon.
  134. 11:05 Timingplanet: there is a tech version out
  135. 11:05 Timingplanet: it one that ud have to upadate probably every day
  136. 11:05 terrytheplatypus: rpgmaker games and minecraft will work fine on windows 8 or 7 or vista
  137. 11:05 Sebastian Lawe: My 40k Monitor is kind of outdates.
  138. 11:05 Sebastian Lawe: outdated*
  139. 11:05 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: oughh gtg, take care people! and please comment and try my game :*
  140. 11:05 terrytheplatypus: my 100000000 TB hard drive needs an update
  141. 11:05 Timingplanet: if u hav windows vista 7 or 8 u can get it
  142. 11:06 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: Lova ya http://gamejolt.com/games/adventure/magic-forest-alpha/61784/
  143. 11:06 Timingplanet: http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/preview-faq-right-for-me-pc?ocid=tp2_site_faq_down
  144. 11:06 Sebastian Lawe: Holy crap. WIndows 8 is ooooold. You gotta upgrade to Windows 30 already.
  145. 11:06 Kevin Alexander Schaffer Husøy: i hate how my 69 gb/s internet only gives me 20gb/s
  146. 11:06 Sebastian Lawe: Yeah. It really sucks.
  147. 11:07 Sebastian Lawe: I get maybe 15gb/s upload on a good day.
  148. 11:08 Sebastian Lawe: I realy want to be able to do 60k streaming
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