Dry Bowser's Work For Pie

Dry Bowser was in a pie factory somewhere within the breaches of several known kingdoms. Why would a skeletal reptile be in a factory cooking pies? Well, why would you ask something that stupid?

"Because they pay anyone who willingly work here in pies." Dry Bowser commented as he was packing away the pies, shrugging as he brushed back his red hair, placing away several pies into box packages as he placed them on conveyor belts to head to the trucks waiting patiently. "I figure that a little pie within my hollow ribs wouldn't hurt anyone."

But Dry Bowser is a reptilian skeleton! He's just a bunch of bones, why would an undead being have the need to eat something that would fill you up until you were so stuff you wouldn't be able to-

Dry Bowser: (growls while placing packaged pies on the conveyor belt) Look, I already told you why. (sighs while grabbing more pies and placing them into packaging boxes)

Whatever the reason be, Dry Bowser decided to just use it as leverage to enhance an otherwise very dull day. And partly because some of the people he usually hung around with wouldn't believe that he was capable of eating pie, so that's precisely why he got the job, to prove them wrong. And... well, he did a good job, but let's just say there's yet another reason as to why he couldn't care less about the harvesting season...