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Groundhog's Day or Teleporting Tennis Balls

Sep 30th, 2012
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  1. >Day of the day of the day in Equestria
  2. >Wake up and look at clock
  3. >7:14 am
  4. >Decide to do morning routine
  5. >On the way to kitchen, I trip over tennis ball
  6. >Eat a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios for breakfast
  7. >As I finish my cereal, there's a knock on the door
  8. >3 guesses as to who it is
  9. >"Hello Anon, w-would you like to... um... go to the movies with me?"
  10. "No, go away"
  11. >*sigh* I'll see you tomorrow then"
  12. >She walks away and I close the door
  13. >turn around and trip on tennis ball while on the way to living room
  14. >Wasn't that thing in the kitchen?
  15. >No tennis ball in kitchen
  16. >As soon as I sit on the living room couch, there is another knock at the door
  17. >It' s Fluttershy again
  18. "What is it now, Fluttershy?
  19. >"Hello Anon, w-would you like to... um... go to the movies with me?"
  20. "What? You just asked me that a couple minutes ago."
  21. >"What do you mean? I haven't been here today."
  22. "You were just here! What are you- *sigh* nevermind.
  23. >"Is there something wrong? Can I come in? Maybe I can take car-
  24. "No. Leave."
  25. >Close door in her face
  26. >What's going on?
  27. >I run my hands over my face and when I open my eyes I'm in bed
  28. "What the hell?"
  29. >Look at clock
  30. "Ok, what the hell is going on?"
  31. >Feel the need to repeat morning ritual
  32. >I'm hungry now
  33. >Walk to kitchen, this time avoiding the tennis ball, and eat H N Cheerios
  34. "Is this deja vu?"
  35. >Knock on door
  36. >This time I don't even answer
  37. "The answer is no, Fluttershy
  38. >I hear her disappointment through the door
  39. >Walk to living room while dodging teleporting tennis ball
  40. >I look out the window and notice Fluttershy talking to The Doctor
  41. >I put my ear to the window and hear Fluttershy say
  42. >"I don't think Deja Vu is his fetish
  43. >Facepalm.jpg
  44. >I should have known Fluttershy had a hoof in this
  45. >I could have been in that loop forever, and I still would not have ended up
  46. >Fucking Fluttershy
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