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  1. Episode 21) the Mansion and the Merchant:
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  3. Welcome back to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles today another Episode of Edeneth has been deployed to their YouTube’s only 2 more Episodes remain of this really cool series 10/10 would rate again, last time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles Lorny has begun work on the Mansion so far he made a lot of progress on it, and now for today on Faction Chronicles Lorny has an order to make but what could it be well stay tuned!
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  5. Lorny needed some lime green for his Project he’s working on but he didn’t have enough lime green so he decided to cook up some cactus, after placing the cactus in his super ultra-mega power smelter of power he soon left to do something else it was then he reminded himself he didn’t plant any cactus he quickly ran to the smelter and unfortunately he was too late rip cactus, but good news everyone eventually Loryn was able to compete the Banner for Docs which I might it is pretty cool looking since it’s basically a Mankini very fitting KappaPride Lorny also asked Raph if he could get him some Cactus for him Raph sensed a potential Quest and accepted it. Loryn was able to make several copies of the Docs new Banner and soon he left to give it to him but he’s not here so he decided to place it on his casa and when he did he was happy he did a good job, but surprise mother lovers he was ambushed by a Creeper from the Cult of Allah Creepbar this guy was a pro for Lorny didn’t sense his presence until he heard the infamous war cry of the Cult ALLAH CREEPBAR! He then got blown KappaPride.
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  7. But a glitch struck hard Loryn was unable to stop flyng he didn’t understand what was going on he was scared he kept constantly smacking into things he couldn’t control his trajectory he called for assistance from anyone who was nearby but Raph didn’t believe what was going on he was dying quickly the damage was starting to add up, eventually Loryn had no choice but to log out this ended the glitch but Lorny was worried what if it happened again?
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  9. Raph was having a heart burn for he was trying to make an Elevator in his Base but he is running through some issues to say the least, this was the cause of his heart burn he hopes by the end of the stream he can finish his project but he doesn’t know if there was a desert near-by this is going to take a while, he asked Lorny if he could assist him in making the Elevator for Lorny can make an Elevator that can Pierce the Heavens KappaPride but Lorny denied him this saddened Raph.
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  11. Within Lisa’s Home “Lisa” was busy building a secret extension in her basement there she built a strange green and black pod and in the Pod was The Original Lisa, the Copy had just finished it to store the Original next to her is a very Pink Ultra Mega Kawaii Shulker Box and it the Box was dozens of books each containing vital information on the Mafia and on its forces and battle tactics, she had a busy day she thought so far she was able to replace 4 of Lorny’s most trusted advisers and Generals and the funny part Loryn hadn’t suspected a thing he was going around purging those he believe to be traitors while not realizing the real traitor was under his nose!
  12. The Fool she thought he was feeding her more and more info on the Mafias strengths and weaknesses, and with this information she can give it her Information Handler the Eye of the Concord he will then send the Info to The Unknown Region for weeks she had gave her Handler information on troop positions, troop locations as well as other vital details early in the day she gave him some “Apples”, each laced with a numbing agent this agent would knock him out giving the Phantom Duplicator to replace him and with him replaced the real plan can begin!
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  14. Oddly enough she felt bad about betraying him she started to remember the good things he’s done for her but she quickly pushed those thoughts aside those were not “her” memories she then looked at the Original, she sleeping in the Pod she frowned she hated everything about being her but she had no choice in the matter she needed her, for her memories are not complete in a few months she would have full access to the Originals memories and once that is done she would not need her she would then be terminated but until then she had a job to do, and speaking on what she had to do she was going on an Adventure with Raph to the Desert to look for some Cactus this is going to be fun…
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  16. Red Alert this is not a Drill I repeat not a Drill Lisa has fallen into a hole and she can’t get out this calls for the Sinister Society Rescue Team, Raph soon found Lisa in the hole he soon started to dig a staircase for her after rescuing her from the Evil Dark Hole of Evil she thanked him they soon waked away from the Hole but while she as waiting for Raph she panted a Purple Shulker Box in the hole she covered it with dirt in the Shulker Box was vital info on the SSS in it also contained confirmation of completing her Mission she discovered the Nuke Lorny placed under his Base and was able to hack into it now she was in control of the Nuke and at any time, she can activate it at any time destroying Raph, his Base, his experiments and everything the held dear this would cripple the SSS leaving them vulnerable to attack and to be conquered the first Clone Army has been completed and is about to participate in its first Trial Mission to attack an Outpost held by the Mafia...
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  18. Lorny was at the Site at the Guarding Temple he was dreaming about converting the Temple in to a Grinder this Grinder would the World’s Super Weapon it would be called The Gaia Force, from the ashes of the Fallen Temple will come a force to protect the world from the threat of the Valkarion Empire but he hoped he can start construction soon thankfully they got Lisa to help she is very dependable and an eager Builder, she may be a prankster since she is riding Raph’s Horse.
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  20. Tonight on Planetary News tonight we will talk about the Great Desert Expedition of 2017 which ended in failure spoilers Kappa, we will also talk about Climate Change and how it has been affecting the Spawning of Deserts this is going to be a short new broadcast for not much has happened.
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  22. The Great Desert Expedition of 2017 has ended in failure Raph and Lisa went on a Quest to look for the fabled Desert which in it contains Cacti but set back after set back plagued them during their journey, Raph blamed it on Climate Change created by man made Carbon emissions coming from Coal and Charcoal have caused the Desert Biome to spawn less and less but there is a silver lining to this Raph was able to find Llama’s they were cute so he took them, during their journey Raph learned how Climate Change effects the Climate making it harder to find deserts and to obtain the Cacti he needed for his Quest, and because of that he became a Vocal Speaker at Climate Conferences where he spoke about the negative Effects of Climate Change and the potential Solutions to it.
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  24. Today was the First Annual Convention at the Global Climate Conference led by Raph of the SSS tonight Raph was the Head Speaker and with him was a panel of his brightest and smartest Climate Scientists, with them is the legendary Climate Scientists and the first person who coined the term Climate Change is Dr. Conrad Pixels for 34 years he has been studying the World’s Climate and he started to notice something disturbing the Atmosphere was being filled with a gas called Carbon Dioxide, after 5 Years of experimenting he discovered the increase of CO2 was coming from Coal and Charcoal as well as burning wood. In his Science Journal called The Climate and You he outlined the theory called Bio Dedesertation the Theory claims that the more CO2 that is introduced into the atmosphere it causes an adverse change in how the Desert forms, it also causes an increase in rain causing preexisting Deserts to decrease in size.
  25. When he first introduced his theory he was mocked and shunned him for coal was powering their furnaces and was used for their torches to think it was causing this “Climate Change” was unthinkable, not only that but many of them disagreed with his statements for he lacked hard evidence of Climate Change, he soon left into a self-imposed Exile and for the next 20+ Years he lived in a shack deep in the Desert. It wasn’t till 4 years later did his Theory was proven correct by a Scientist called Raph of the SSS, Raph later then invited him to join his Faction Conrad gladly accepted and has been a loyal to the SSS for not only proving him right but by fixing his reputation in the scientific community and for that he was eternally grateful for.
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  27. And with that this has been Planetary News I have been your Host John-John the Johnman and this has been Planetary News next time we will discuss Rock’s newest Fanfic, called Catching Cheese Rolling Lisa a Slave Fanfic KappaPride.
  28. For Months the Mafia had seized control of the Clementine Village for months the Village was under constant Invasion from Enemy Terrorist Mobs from the 7 Sinful Sword Terror League, the Villager called for help and the mafia responded by sending 4 Armies of Mob Goons to fight back the 7 Sinful Sword League after 2 months of bitter fighting they were able to kick them out the mafia goons brought with them Engineer they soon helped the Villager rebuild their Villages in exchange of swearing loyalty to the Mafia the Villagers happy they were saved agreed. Due to their intervention the Mafia was able to transform the Village bringing money and jobs to it this resulted in the Village providing the Mafia with a lot of money and resources it was ranked #7 in resources gained, but now it is under assault by an unknown force the Defenders were being mauled by the Attackers the attack was so brutal only 67 out of the 230,000 Villagers survived the onslaught.
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  30. Deep within the Unknown Region the Eye of the Concord was going through the information gained from Agent L and Agent H have given him a bounty of Intelligence on their Faction’s forces, and he was used them to good effect the attack on Clementine Village capitalized on the Villages weaknesses and lack of properly trained troops and equipped troops led to its fall this was a Major Victory for the Enigma Empire he turned around behind him was a screen he smiled, the Clone Army was being made a steady pace so far about 12,000 Clones have been produced with another 5,900 about to be deployed he also read reports of the Iron Heart Forge producing the next Generation of Battle Tanks and Aircraft, the Star Forge has started producing the Empire’s Naval Vessels and Submarines this is the start of something Grand he thought the start of a Worldwide Revolution.
  31. Lorny was hungry so he ate an apple after doing so he felt sick his body was numb he collapsed he looked up and saw a shadow figure above him, it soon started to morph this shocked Lorny for it looked like him! The creature took out a stick and was about to swing it until… To be Continued...
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  33. Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles the first Salvos of the Secret War have begun the Mafia has been blooded in the First Battle their defeat was humiliating, can the Mafia bounce back from this defeat? Can the Mafia discover the mole in its ranks feeding the enemy vital information, one by one more people are being replaced each replacement has weakens the Factions making them vulnerable to Sabotage. Begun the Secret Wars has!
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  35. Episode 22) Secret Wars Chapter 1 Beginnings:
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  37. Welcome back to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 The Faction Chronicles today we did not get the Final Episode of Edeneth it got pushed to next week, instead we got a little tasty teaser for the final episode which I got to admit was a good appetizer for the real deal! Anyways last time on Planet^2 Lorny the Mafia Don has begun major work on his Mansion of Greed, excess and DRUGS!!!! Raph got back from his adventure in search for the Desert but thanks to Global Warming due to the burning of Charcoal and coal his quest was a total failure RIP the Dream my Homies he return back to his house to complete the elevator to pierce the Heavens which unfortunately gave him Heart Burn but it was accomplished at the end of the session… and Raph consumed some Anti Heart Burn Medication and he was fine!
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  39. Tonight on Planet^2 Loryn continues his work on the Mansion while Raph getting possessed by the spirit of Capitalism wants to sell stuff to the good people of the Server he even has over 40 Levels mocking him begging to be spent on enchants, but there’s one small tiny totally irrelevant problem my Homies he has no customers to sell the products of the SSS to that’s no Bueno for he is not getting profits which means no more money to use to buy Catching Cheese Rolling Lisa Chapter 2 Roll Harder Novel a squeal to the Best Seller Catching Cheese Rolling Lisa Book written by Rock.
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  41. But we must continue what happened last time Lorny was on the floor the Numbing Agent was still coursing though his veins he looks up at his duplicate in anger, he tries to move but his body barely moves the Duplicate smiles at him it’s eye pure black above its head is a stick to knock him out and as it’s about to strike Lorny in the face region he soon suddenly stops the Duplicate looks down to see a bow and arrow sticking out of its chest. It’s head turned 360 degrees as it did it made a weird squishing sound as it slowly menacingly turned its head Lorny tried to see how it was but he could barely see him but it was none other than DOCS he recognized that sexy Mankini, the creature turned its body DOCS got his Sword out and charged the Creature the Loryn duplicate did the same thing morphing the stick into a Black Diamond sword the fight was on it was bloody and harsh and close quarters DOCS was shocked to see how strong the lorny duplicate was his, he couldn’t hold back or else he would die he flashed the being but it did nothing it was prepared for him DOCS felt a sharp slice cutting his stomach!
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  43. Docs kneeled in pain the Creature about to strike DOCS down was interrupted by Loryn he quickly used DOCS the distraction to drink milk he got up and stabbed him in the back, Lorny was still weak form the Numbing Agent and was soon knocked back DOCS drank a healing potion he soon accessed the full power of the Mankini he posed in front of the Duplicate and behind him and hand appeared crushing the Duplicate killing it Lorny was amazed and asked DOCS how he did it but DOCS passed out. After healing DOCS Loryn thanked for the help if it wasn’t for him who knows what would have happened DOCS nodded and left leaving Loryn alone he was angry that thing got the drop on him he needed to find a way to counter them he would have to check up on the Scientists working on the goo.
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  45. Lorny soon visited DOCS Fortress of Mankini and it was a sight to behold it was unfinished though but it’s getting there Lorny was impressed with DOCS home, also Raph is thoughts guy a being that gives thoughts to others he mentioned to Lorny that he could do work in secret after the stream ended due to the fact that well since he’s streaming nothing he does would be a secret and in a server where everyone is conspiring against each other so information is key and knowledge is power.
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  47. Rock is currently plotting against EVERYONE he calls it Operational Downfall he made an outpost in the Tundra Region which may or may not be a forward Operations Base that may or may not have an Invading Army ready to destroy faces and conquer fools, but it’s probably nothing to worry about just ignore the amount of resources and military assets being pulled to the reign and how he was asking about the Word’s Laws on the protocols of declaring War on another Faction that and his conversation on WW3 just a coincidence right…
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  49. Raph has started to mine near “Lisa’s” Base for a bit this got her on edge she didn’t want Raph to find her little secret sleeping under the Base but she gave a uneasy smile she didn’t want to break cover so she said sure but there would be a 20% Tax on Diamonds he finds, he thought it was appropriate and accepted the terms he soon started to dig and found plenty of Diamonds he was happy.
  50. But the terror known as Sly appeared he showed up to Loryns house but he was invisible Lorny tried to strike him down but he forgot Sly is the Genie and he’s also in creative mode, Lorny needed help but DOCS showed up and flashed Loryn which as sexy as it was didn’t really help all that much lorny was soon teleported above his house on top of a stone SLAB! Lorny jumped thankfully had his Elytra equipped cause if he didn’t that would have been hawkward to say the least, Lisa is having a problem with an infestation of Zombie Pig Men but she couldn’t call for an Exterminator she could not risk someone finding out so she had to deal with it herself it’s going to be very annoying for she was getting her butt kicked.
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  52. We interrupt this program to bring you news live from planetary News Today on Planetary News the number one news source and only news sources, recording the actions and political drama between the Factions of Planet Squared today we will begin to talk about the menace from the Rock for a while Rock has made Cryptic threats against everyone he is also trying to start a Monopoly on Coal called the North Coal Co for weeks he has been studying the Planet^2 Constitution and the Rules of War because you don’t want to wake up in the morning accidentally committing a war crime, this guy Hoyl he woke up one morning surrounded by UN Forces after it was discovered he was weaponizing his already very hot very spicy Mixtapes to conquer the world he is currently being questioned by UN so RIP.
  53. But we ask how big of a threat is rock to the world and it’s Factions well our Military analysts Henry H Hiller also known as Triple H and Jackson Penn tell us, from their report called Getting Stoned they have calculated the size and strength of Rock’s Army so far their calculations have told them that Rocks Forces are very formidable and battle trained they have access to modern weapons and tactics as well as bright leaders and Generals, they are the Third Nation to own Nuclear Carriers and Nuclear Subs the other 2 are the SSS and the Mafia he also known a massive fleet of long range B-67 Omni-Fortresses each can carry up to 5 Nukes he also has an army of 3.4 million troops as well as 1.8 million in reserves and the largest tank force in the world at 66,700 T-33F Boulder Main Battle Tanks and the new T-54 Mountain Experimental Tanks he also can contact Rek’Sai for help.
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  55. Rock has made multiple threats to DOCS claiming his nation and his warehouses filled with millions of Mankinis would burn but jokes on him Doctopia has already burned several times cause their fire safety code seriously needs to be revamped like seriously, the Great Fire of Doctopia burned 13,000 homes and killed 17,000 people it also destroyed his Iron Production Factory but DOCS Mankini wearing should not be underestimated they may be Primitive Derpy people but they are very strong due to the Mankini Force and their skill in Mankini Fu!
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  57. If you wish to know more they have written a Report called the Downfall Report which goes into deeper detail on their opinions on each Factions strengths and weaknesses, and has also given a pretty accurate depiction detailing how each could either win or lose the War but they can agree on one thing the war would be bloody and costly for both sides. This has been John-John the Johnman for Planetary News signing off have a good night and don’t die...After the broadcast ended John-John the Johnman looked to his right and there he was the Man with the Golden Eye on his Chest he was clapping the Man congratulated John for his acting ability under pressure, he was impressed next to him a being that looked like him stood smiling…
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  59. Lisa has been a busy girl for the last hour she had been laying out the Conspiracy Mafias plan to liberate the Village of Clementine from the Unknown Force to the Eye of the Concord, she revealed to him the time of their attack and where they would be attacking she also gave a report on who would be leading them it would be 5 Star General Mobius Banker and his long time comrade in arms the noble cat Dr. Sniffles the duo were known to be great leaders and tactical officers they would be difficult to fight against they are leading the 45th and 46th Conspiracy Dragoons and the 100th and 103rd Conspiracy Strike Dragoons.
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  61. This information was wonderful and extremely useful replacing her Original was Genius he thought with her position in Loryn’s circle of trusted people she has been revealing the Mafias darkest secrets and weaknesses, soon he thought Operation Secret Invasion twill come to fruition so far 140,000 Clones have been produced and are now being shipped to the front lines he has also replaced John-John the Johnman with a copy he would be feeding the World false information on the Factions this will cause confusion and chaos to the viewers of his programs so far things are going according to plan there were some hiccups but they were manageable he thought.
  62. After giving him her report she soon went home she had lunch and went to bed as she slept her mind was assaulted by memories of the Original, each night the Pod would send an update in the form of new memories from the Original this could only be done when the Duplicator is asleep she tossed and turned as the memories are broadcasted to her mind she hated every moment of it all she wanted was to have her own memories not have someone else’s being shoved into her brain. She soon woke up in a cold sweat she walked to the bathroom she looked at her face in the mirror that face she thought that face that stared back in anguish and despair she hated it would always reminded her of her being fake, unreal a flawed duplicate she broke the mirror she soon broke down the regret she felt at betraying her “friends” was unbearable.
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  64. It begins Operation Downfall has started the war between the Forces of the Mankini and Rock clash in the Arena of Death and Carnage as well as Blood and Death and fighting, it would be a bare knuckle winner takes all fight to the Death! Death Match! The rules are simple they would fight naked without armor or actual weapons but DOCS is in his element for he is always naked, Rock at first needed a teleport and a piece of stake but he then changed his mind to a torch DOCS decided to use the Salmon of Power named Jeffery the fight was brutal and erotic the sound of slapping could be heard reverberating all over the arena but in the end Rock was the Victor!
  65. Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles with Agent L’s mental state break down with each new update will the old Lisa personality becoming more and more stronger will it start to make itself more known, also the Anti-Control Block has been shipped from Valkarion to P^2 but due to its sheer power it would take some time to arrive hopefully giving the Factions enough time to find a counter to this powerful weapon find out next time!
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  67. Episode 23) Secret Wars Part 2: Hidden Projects and Increasing Profits:
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  69. Welcome back to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles as a friendly reminder to the peeps watching the Minecraft Machinima Edeneth has finished, you can now binge watch the entire thing on their YT trust me my Homies it is indeed worth it they also just uploaded Edeneth’s Soundtrack Sampler on YT if you want to hear the freshest beats! With that out of the way last time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles it was a hectic Episode Rock threatened the world with war first attacking DOCS, Rock challenged the Sexiest Mankini wearing man alive to a one on one no holds bar death match to the death armed with the mightiest of weapons a torch and a fish they did battle in the Arena of Blood the fight was brutal and erotic but in the end it was Rock who was victorious in the end but it was good fight.
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  71. Today on Planet^2 hidden top super-secret projects are put into motion Raph attempts to get more customers for his Catalogue and there’s also potential kitties in the mix don’t know why, Lorny continues his effort into finishing his Pimp Gangster Mansion of Illegal Drugs, Hookers and Booze don’t forget a touch of Conspiracy here and there but bad news my Homies Docs lost his kitty Mrs. Socks but there is a silver lining to this Mr. Big Daddy purr-purr is alive so all is good.
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  73. We begin our stream with Lorny going to Raph’s Casa at Site Beta there DOCS placed a Tribute to Skurge a Character Raph plays in the Epic Series Edeneth (waves hand watch it you will please) it was rather impressive but it did block Raph from getting to his horses, as Raph and Loryn view the Tribute a Rebel Zombie with a cause appeared before them walking right past Raph the Rebel Zombie punched Lorny in the face region but soon a Skelly approached Raph was ready they soon counter attacked wrecking the two fools in no time.
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  75. But Lorny needed DOCS for an Experiment bringing him to his Casa Loryn brought him near his Office Loryn asked if DOCS could stand in the middle of the room Lorny pulled a lever and nothing happened, disappointed he told DOCS he could leave Loryn decided to go visit DOCS house and wow it looked so amazing the neon floors were a nice touch 6 layers of neon glass to cover the lava underneath truly Doctopia is destined to be a truly mighty power for he has 10 Beacons! Doctopia is known to bring about the Age of Mending due to the amount of Mending Enchantments it has become a beacon to the future a future threatened by war from Rock, can Doctopia stand up Mankini exposed to the breeze or will it be crushed by the rows upon rows of heavily armed Night Fury tanks and armored fighting vehicles.
  76. DOCS was chilling in his Casa of Mankinis when suddenly he was ambushed by three versions of himself they quickly attack him getting a few hit son him they were strong very strong he was barely able to fight them, but thankfully he was able to thin their numbers by killing 2 of them but the remainder suddenly absorbed the remains of the other two growing in size and strength it charged at DOCS knocking him into a wall getting up he quickly dodged the charging creature looking over his shoulder DOCS saw a hole in his wall angered he quickly summoned the full power of his Mankini he was being overwhelmed the creature’s speed and strength easily surpassed his, summoning his full power his Mankini got really tight his home filled with a brilliant golden light it was then the hand of the Mankini God himself appeared smashing the being obliterating it from existence.
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  78. Laying on the floor DOCS was tired this was the second time he had to call the Mankini God for help he needed to train but with the war against Rock and with finishing his Mansion he barely had time to do so, but that’s just an excuse he needed to create a proper training facility for him strengthen his Mankini powers he had to for the last few weeks the number of attacks on him by these Doppelgangers has increased drastically not only that they were getting stronger in strength and in numbers he needed to more hardcore training.
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  80. Loryn lured DOCS once more to his Mobster Mansion there he revealed his ultimate secret 2 repurposed Skeleton Bodyguards named Harmony and Bone Thug there they were able to kill Docs and Loryn, it worked but they were to untrustworthy the Skeletons former members of FAZE and Hip-Hop Group have not been fully broken by Loryn’s Indoctrination Center of Indoctrination Lorny decided he was going to make some improvements to the system.
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  82. Good news my friends we have a new Homie in our midst our new Homies is called Kaoru_Hitachiin a cool Homie Loryn went Genie mode and gave Kaoru the starter Pack and Constitution, he also gave Kaoru the rundown of the world the rules and how the world lives by the Faction he gave Kaoru two Options he can either join a Faction or he can make on which will require certain things one being a Banner so welcome Kaoru to Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles! Also our new homie has fallen into a trap after getting rekt by a group of skeletons protecting 4 Skeleton Horses, Lorny soon dispatched them because Kaoru was the one who fell for their trip he was allowed to have one of the Horses.
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  84. Deep with the bowels of her Casa the Lisa Clone is busy for the past few days she has barely gotten any sleep each night her mind is assaulted by memories of the Original last night she was angry, irritable and had a growing headache, last night she finally had finally gotten some sleep but when she woke up she smelled smoke scared she quickly ran downstairs to the Generator keeping the Original asleep has overheated she looked at the Original she was stirring this was bad if she didn’t fix it the Sleeper might awaken and try to free herself, she could not have that she ran back upstairs and got a few buckets of water after placing them into the Generator it quickly started to cool she then got the spare Generator and hooked it up to the Pod after activating it the Pod soon started to work the Original soon went stopped moving.
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  86. After informing the Eye of the Concord at what happened he told her he was sending a Technician to help her fix it he also asked her to keep a close eye on the Original in case the System Malfunctioned, he also informed her of their failure in replacing the other Faction Members the Duplicators were failing making them were expensive and losing them set them back that means all Duplicator mission were going to be delayed until they fix they issue. After getting her new orders she walked to the Pod she looked at the Computer Screen it showed 67% complete meaning about 67% of the Original Lisa’s memories have been downloaded into her mind, a thought creeped into her mind what would happen to her when it reached 100%? Would her personality be overwritten would she disappear? She quickly pushed those thoughts aside but the thought still persisted in her mind causing it to hurt more she placed a hand on her hand in pain when was it going to end she thought? Recently she was starting to hear the voice of the Original whispering into her mind begging her to free her from her Prison in the Pod, the Original also told he that she didn’t hate her she was being controlled by the Eye of the Concord and by Valkarion and that there was still time to redeem herself before she kills Loryn she knew the Clone thought she knew her next order impossible she thought unless the system has been also feeding her Info…
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  88. Due to Technical Difficulties, there would not be a Planetary News Segment tonight sorry for the inconvenience this may have brought but it was unavoidable next time we will with the News. After playing the Broadcast the Eye of the Concord was looking around the new interior of the Studio, for the past few weeks they have torn it down so they can place the Mind Alteration Device also called MAD this will be hooked up to the Antenna once that happens they would soon broadcast a signal that would slowly hypnotize the people who watch Planetary News slowly turning them into mindless slaves!
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  90. Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles Eye of the Concord’s plot continues to move forward soon they would be able to mind control an army to weaken the world which will allow the Clones to break down the rotting corpse of the World, day by day the Clone of Lisa’s mental health continues to deteriorate this has caused the Original to assert herself more and more this has caused The Clones will to falter somewhat she has begun to question herself. But worse news the Anti-Control Block has finally made it to Planet^2 in it is the weapon the Eye of the Concord needs to finally kill a player in Creative Mode, and the code to forever change the world!
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  92. Episode 24) Secret Wars Part 3 Age Mending:
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  94. Welcome back my Homies to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles after our little break we return to the world today, but there is good news everyone for today our homies have finally introduced the P^3 community Discord Server on their YT channel I highly recommend watching it!
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  96. Last time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles, Doc our homie has brought about the beginning of the Age of Mending not only that but Kaoru our newest Homie fell into a cleverly placed trap but it was all good since the trap had Skeleton Horses, this made Lorny happy he soon murdered the Bone Jerks and took their Horses but as a sign of good faith for Kaoru he allowed him to have one of the Horses see the Mafia Boss can be giving.
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  98. But today on Planet^2 Begun the Age of Mending the race is on to create as much Mending as possible but what is the reasoning behind this Age of Mending what brought it up, well I have the solution to you my Homies it was Docs our Mankini wearing Homie he kicked started Age of Mending due to the amount he had not only that but he was able to enchant his Soldiers weapons and armor a great strategy for it will lower the cost of maintaining his troops gear and weapons which means less time repairing and more time fighting the good fight.
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  100. But there was a catastrophe of epic proportions for some reason Lorny’s Minecraft wouldn’t work this was no Bueno my homies for the stream had to be canceled until we convene next time, but how could have this happen was it due to Doc’s Age of Mending did it overload Lorny’s Minecraft or was is there a more sinister reason with the Anti-Control Block presence creates glitches what if enough glitches resulted in the game destabilizing thus breaking? Or you know it was Minecraft being a poopy head and decided not to work but that makes sense but it’s not very interesting compared to an actual plot device or DOC being a complete boss with his Age of Mending plot.
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  102. But we return to the P^2 the Faction Chronicles Lorny has discovered something interesting in front of his base it was a giant DOC statue and he placed his face in his underground base, it was very KappPrideish it was amazing and from the back it was truly amazing it looked like he was thrusting the air like a man which if you didn’t know is his ultimate move called Mankini Thrust of Freedom! But it gets better taking a trip to DOC already impressive base they take a trip to the basement and OMG WTF it’s amazing there was so many cats I mean a whole lot of cats in fact there were so many cats, they made their own country called Meowtopia led by Queen Meowmeow the 1st it’s a Puppet State under the control of Doctopia. Doctopia is becoming more and more of a super power with each passing day and now they have the power of soft adorable cats at their disposal…
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  104. Raph is still annoyed every at Rock he still has not finished the Bat House ad to be honest it looks extremely hideous one of these days he will ask Rock if he should burn it to the ground, and if some miracle he agrees Raph would be very happy to do it in fact he probably do it for free…
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  106. Loryn is growing impatient he has spent a whole lot of time building the Mansion and yet is still not finished he needed to devote more time on it he needed the other mafia bosses to be jealous of his power and prestige, it’s going to be very pimping it’s going to have the three basic things a Mafia Mansion needs drugs/hookers/liquor it would be massive and glorious!!! But he discovers a hole in his Mansion after fixing it he wonders what could have caused it? He thinks he was unlucky and it got struck by lightning and if so he’s going to find it and sue it for property damages... Raph finds something horrifying his door was open does that mean someone snuck themselves into his base and stole his stuff; you know it would be funny if in a shocking twist of fate someone stole his coal again… But thankfully nothing was missing…
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  108. Raph has a quest of epic proportions he needs to find cats cause he wants an army of Kittehs like DOCS so he must venture in to the forest and find them, but with Loryn’s help he was able to get a set of coordinates but he isn’t sure it’s around X 10000 Y 10000 along way to go for our Homie Raph but he is willing to it and since we have keep inventory he can just kill himself and return to base a little dark but hey it’s fast! Loryn ponders whether he wants to turn off Keep inventory while lowering the difficulty to normal he feels there needs to be consequences when someone dies, plus they have been using it as a crutch.
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  110. In her base Lisa is waiting in ruined room it has been a mess her bed was thrown to the corner the wall has chunk broken off for the past few days she was having the biggest existential crises of her short life, she got orders from the Eye of the Concord to finally kill the Mafia and go about Plan MK Ultra after getting her order she sent a message to Lorny wanting to talk to him about something but a part of her doesn’t want to murder her one true friend but she has to the implants in her brain coarser her to do so, but it gets worse it seems she could hear the voice of the original get louder and louder so the Eye of the Concord prescribed her pills to help lessen the effect but it makes her lethargic, tired and sluggish but to complete the task she needs to be at her best so for the last few hours she stopped taking them.
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  112. But it was time here he was he could hear him call to her she quickly went downstairs sword at the ready around her are the Doppelgangers they quietly hide in the shadows ready to strike when she opened the door Lorny was not alone next to him was DOCS he waved at her, but when they both saw they were worried she looked like a complete mess but they walked in asking her what’s wrong but she said was feeling under the weather they asked her if she needed help but she interrupted them giving a very weak smile she told them she made something cool, she soon left and went downstairs as they waited they could hear the chests opening and closing but as they waited the Doppelgangers soon started to emerge out of the walls.
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  114. As they were fighting the creatures off Lisa walked up she could see Lorny’s back looking down at her sword she gripped the handle tighter, she had a decision to make to go with the orders or to save her friend she wanted to do the latter she fought the urge to kill him, but the urge to follow the order was too strong she ran forwards and stabbed lorny in the back he turned and saw Lisa his eyes opened in shock, he soon collapsed he was alive but he was severely injured seeing what happened DOCS had no choice he had to activate his Ultimate the Mankini Thrust of Freedom with a mighty thrust a Mach 1 sonic boom destroyed the Doppelgangers and pushed Lisa back smashing her into the wall it nearly killed her, she wish it did laying the ground she could barely see DOCs carry Loryn out of her home it was then she lost consciousness she then woke up in a tank she looked down at the Eye of Concord and even though she couldn’t see his face but she could tell he was angry he informed her she failed her mission but swore she was defective and that she needed to be remade to be perfect he was going to remodel her into the ultimate Clone and he had the best way to do it… the last thing she remembered she was reliving her life she started to cry she will forever hate herself for not being strong enough to save herself and her friends and more importantly the original…
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  116. After finishing he looked at the face of the new Clone this one would be faster and stronger than the original and the other Clone combined and this one would be more obedient to him and the best part this Clone would not have any trace of the old Lisa, she would have none of the attachments the old Lisa had but now comes the task of eliminating the old Lisa and the best way to do that would be the Anti-Control Block producing a knife from the block he calmly walked to the sleeping Lisa preparing himself to plunge it in her heart killing her forever....he lifts the knife above his head and as it’s about to strike…
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  118. Returning to his home Lorny was healed he then informed Raph at what happened his face was solemn in sadness and anger, how could they not see it they thought the Clone was right under their noses and they didn’t see it and now their Lisa is gone they have to save her but they didn’t know where she might be or whether she might even be alive… or an even scary thought who else might be a Clone each looked around and unknowing if the person right in front of them might not be who they say they are…
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  120. Soon sly arrived and gave Raph an elytra it was pretty nice he put it on but like the troll Sly is it was a TRAP!! Raph was flying but he was in the ground he was panicking is this the way he died swimming in the ground, but he was able to free himself from the ground he flew upwards and to the left smashing his face region in the wall he rebounded and landed on the ground he was in pain but he was glad he was free to move…
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  122. Lorny continue to work on his Mansion but he was saddened by the day’s events his closest friend had betrayed him yes it was a clone but it still hurt, he should be used it to since he was the leader of the Mafia and many mobster would love to rid him of the leadership title, but he always considered her one of the few people in his life he could truly trust with everything the other person was his father figure and mentor Dr. MC Funkalicious the 2nd he went into his room to retire he was tired he needed some rest..
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  124. Next time on Planet^2 with the reveal of Lisa being a Clone Lorny is depressed he continues to finish his mansion, but far way in a distant land an evil army marches to leading them is King Charlie the Finger Bitter the II, lead his Order of Dark Knights to their secret super weapon Momento Mori the floating castle with it he will launch an offensive that will break the back of the SSS and of his enemies…
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  126. Episode 25) Secret Wars Part 4 Guardian Farm:
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  128. Welcome back to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles tonight we return to the Planet^2 World last time some interesting things happened, for one thing AGE of Mending has started if you don’t know what that means well I’ll be brief Docs has amassed a whole metric butt ton of the rare Mending Enchantments a valuable enchantment for with it your weapons will have the ability to self-repair, this caused a sharp decline in the worth of Mending Enchantments. Also Lorny continued his building of the Mansion of the Mafia his goal was to make a Mansion so extravagant it would make the other Mafia Bosses extremely jealous it would also catapult him to the top of the Mafia Charts other than that the stream was pretty chill except for the part where Sly troll Raph with the elytra that caused him to glitch into the floor, but the most saddening shocking twist was when Lisa revealed herself to be a Clone by stabbing Lorny in the back both metaphorically and literally…
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  130. The Eye of the Concord stands above the Original Lisa and is about to stab the dagger through her chest but he stops he hears the sound of a messenger beep, turning around he quickly answered it after a few moments of speaking he soon hangs up it seems the higher ups still have use for her he thought placing the knife back into the ACB the Eye of Concord ordered one of his Servants to move her to Site Gamma she will be held as bait for when the time comes Loryn and whoever he decides to bring will walk into his trip and be eliminated, waking to his personal office he sat down on his chair removing his hood Baron Von Einstein looked at his computer screen he was hot and tired he hated wearing the Eye of the Concord outfit but he had to ever since his capture by the Matt and his comrades he had been subjugated to horrible testing’s similar to the ones he went through so long ago in the camps of the Order of Bones. and now here he is breeding an army of Clones to take down this world a part of him hated being used but a part of him was tired of fighting the conditioning so he sat looking at the screen his orders were simple, to send a discreet message to Lorny and then prepare the trap…Before he sent the message he quickly thought what his former students Dr. Funkalicious and Dr. Swell Guy McGee would think of him once they find out he is being a pawn of their enemies, but there is a small comfort they are both no longer in the living so he at least be spared of their judgments right??
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  132. Guess what my Homies we have received a new Homie in the mail his name is Rosetta Moonstar he is a cool Homie so give him a warm welcome, and like usual our Homie Lorny the Genie has given him the bare necessities and has informed Rosetta of the world and how it works also Colonialism it’s a great I mean turning the indigenous people into your slaves and then forcing them to work in back breaking labor like in the mines, or even better force recruit them into Colonial Cannon Fodder erh I mean Colonial Militias yup Colonialism is simple the best if you don’t agree you are either under the shackles which means your opinion is utterly meaningless or you’re just a wimpy cowards who too afraid to do some genocide and enslaving…
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  134. Loryn and Raph are at the site of a new Guardian Farm well soon to be Guardian Farm but for now they will in case it in sand the reason for this it gets everywhere and it’s very coarse, they will encase the Temple trapping every Guardian unlucky enough to escape but it is very difficult for Raph and Lorny for they are Guardians outside have begun the Hit and Run raids against them I am getting flash backs to the first Season of CF when they originally built the Genesis Grinder… they needed help but soon my Son that’s not Earf joined them to be specific it was Docs the Sexy Mankini wearing man himself to them in their quest of getting a whole lot of sand I mean enough sand to create a small moon and even then it still might not be enough.
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  136. Tonight on Planetary News we bring you this are you tried of being under the clutches of the Mafia to scared live your lives while forcing you to pay “protection”, are you tired of being experimented on by the SSS having your love ones be treated basically like cattle, and finally are you tired of living in a chaotic corrupt world where every Faction is at each other’s throats and at any moment war could erupt endangering you and your family, and once the war is done they leave the clean up to you while you are still morning the loss of your loved ones fighting in a worthless war.
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  138. Listen to me oppressed people of the world your leaders are corrupt and war hungry they will gladly use up your lives for their selfish desires, you the people who have bled for these Factions and what do they give you in return nothing but misery and pain you are nothing more than slaves for pseudo countries, they have polluted the world with their relentless mining operations they have conducted ethnic cleansing on a scale never before seen, they have created weapons that could vaporize millions and yet they do not care the Arms Race between the Factions has actually increased throughout the years.
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  140. But no more my Brothers and Sisters no more will we sit idly by while these Faction get fat on the fruits of your labors so I implore you to rise up and fight against the greed of the factions, for those who are too afraid who think the Faction to powerful to topple from the inside there is hope for a hero has appeared named the Eye of the Concord he is leading the Savors of the world together with your help and cooperation we will be able to topple the factions and finally bring peace to the world.. I am John-John the Johnman and one this Planetary News I call for a World Wide Revolution!!!
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  142. After the broadcast of the newest Planetary news revolts around the worlds have flared up each Faction tackling these revolts hard but there are many, but it gets worse for them there is rumors going around of a Super weapon slowly making its way to the mainland there are stories being circulated of a massive fleeing fortress armed to the teeth with advanced weapons, it has a name it’s called Momento Mori a Super Weapon created by the Armored Baby Zombie Brigade it should make landfall in one month…
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  144. Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles it has begun the world is primed and ready for a worldwide revolutions not only that but the Super Weapon Momento Mori is about to make itself known, will the rumors of its power be proven will the Factions stop bickering against each other long enough to work together to stop their common enemy? Well time will tell on the next episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles!
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  146. Episode 26) Secret Wars Part 5 Journey to the Southwestish Erhm I Mean Southeastish Part 1:
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  148. Welcome back to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles that is totally not been written a few days after the fact! Wasn’t due to me watching horror movies with my Mum definitely not... Anyways tonight we have a great treat for you Homies, for tonight will be an Adventure never before seen in Planet Squared the Faction Chronicles! For Raph has managed to locate an Ancient Map detailing the location of a Mansion! The Squad of Adventurers will consist of Rock, Loryn, DOC and Raph their goal is to find a Mansion to claim but it will be a challenging endeavor the sheer distances involved mean it will take ages for them to journey through! But they have an ace up their sleeves for DOC in secret has developed a new type of Elytra the Rocket Powered Elytra, this will help them cover the vast distances needed for their Journey!
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  150. The Squad slowly began to prepare for their Quest Lorny is in his Mansion of Crime, drugs and hookers has prepared his Elytra and has gotten the essentials like food and potions ready, the others also prepare for their journey after some time they meet up! Suiting up their rocket Elytra’s they take to the sky. *In the background flight of Valkyries is being played at full volume it takes me back to Nam!!!* Raph had the Map so he informed them they should be going Southwest banking to the right the sun was right behind them, as the 4 make their way to their Quest and their Destiny! DOC was glad he created these Rocket Elytra’s just imagine how long it would take with regular ones, and god forbid they had to do it by foot or by horse!
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  152. Raph was so giddy looking down they were passing dozens of trees every second, but he knew even with the Elytra’s it will still take a while to get to their destination with the Mansion secured they would be able to create the United World Faction Protection Force, so far only 4 Factions are active members (the SSS, Conspiracy Mafia, Doctopia, and Night Fury) their purpose is to safe guard the world against external threats. (Example: the Netherworld, Infernus and Valkarion) the UWFPF will have three arms the first will act as reconnaissance, espionage and satellite creation and launching, the second will fund and arm the UWFPF main army, air force and navy, while finally the last arm which will function as R&D department researching new technologies that can benefit and defend the world.
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  154. Deep underground a figure dressed in black armor trains against 5 test dummies the being is strong and is able to defeat the 5 heavily armored testing dummies with ease, after dealing the final blow on the fifth one 10 more appeared this time the being was able to get an iron sword the 10 testing dummies charged at her the battle was fierce but one by one the being cloaked in black armor was able to slay its enemies it was severely injured in the process.
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  156. Watching from above in a monitoring room The Eye of the Concord formally known as Dr. Baron Von Einstein is impressed with her growth the clone is slowly proving to be a formidable warrior but, she needs more time to prepare activating the Comm unit he congratulated her and told her to go rest and heal. Hearing his order the being took off its helmet revealing itself to be the Clone of Lisa walking out of the training facility she went to the medic room there she took a few swigs of a healing potion. Walking up to her he asked her to follow him as she did he led her to a new section of the base there he informed her of its purpose which will be to create and research new kinds of body armor, walking down to the end of the room was a reinforced metal cabinet placing his hand on a hand scanner it opened up revealing a new black and violet armor he called it Black Lotus.
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  158. 10,000 blocks later the squad makes it way to the Mansion but Raph decided to look at the map to see how long they have left after looking at it but as he did, he was horrified to find out they were going the wrong way! It appears Raph has done goofed instead of flying to the Southwestish they should have went to the Southeastish this meant they would need to correct their course which meant they needed to go the other direction…. They begin their turn away from the sun but for some reason they managed to lose each other during the turn, Rock decided he was done with the Adventure and committed the time honored warrior tradition of Sudoku I mean Seppuku…
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  160. The remaining members fly onwards but as they cross over a snow spike biome Loryn’s Rocket Elytra hit 0 which meant he was now stranded in the cold unforgiving tundra, Lorny walked around a bit to get his bearings but he soon found a den filled with bunnies seeing the bunnies he did what any normal person would do in his situation he killed them all including the women the children pretty much everyone… And after he did so he decided his Adventure was over and committed Suicide like Rock 4 people went out on an epic adventure only 2 remain they are dropping like flies… So the last 2 members of the party continued to go SE they didn’t know where the other was but they still continued to go forward, but the further they went the more chunks they created the more chunks they created the more LAG was born causing many a peeps to leave their Minecraft’s and hoped the lag cleared some say the LAG was killing the Universe, but there was a sinister plot to this trust me there is it isn’t because with the number of chunks being loaded caused many a computers to lag no it was due to the Anti-Control Block yes the ACB with its code altering powers it create glitches in the matrix resulting in the increase of lag and making people leave!
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  162. As Raph was flying he soon noticed he was running out of fuel drat he thought he was running on fumes, he soon had no choice but to land informing DOC of his predicament DOC said he will be there to refuel him as Raph waited for DOCS Raph got an idea he would write a diary depicting his journeys it would be similar to the War Journals his counterpart in the Conspiracy Files Universe does, he would call it The Diary of the Wanderer getting out his notebook and pen he began to write for the next half an hour Raph wrote a flood of words onto his notebook.
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  164. “Day 201 it’s been more than 200 days since we started this adventure and yet no mansion in sight I am out of fuel and I am beginning to run out of noms to consumes, but thankfully there are some bunnies nearby their flesh will sustain me when I run out of food in my inventory with the loses of both Rock and Lorny I am starting to give up hope on finding the Mansion. But as I write this entry I hear a noise looking up I see one other than DOCS it was a magnificent sight seeing his Mankini wearing self-appear he soon landed and I was able to refuel my Elytra taking to the skies once more me and Docs continue our adventure, but over time DOCS soon committed suicide leaving me as the final member of the Adventure party...”
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  166. As the last member of the party Raph had no choice but to continue he had to he was the one who had the map, and it was time to put the team on his back on this one homies the rest agreed it was now his Adventure for he was the only one that had to make it for he was the one who discovered the Map in the first place. But after 20,000 blocks 3 suicides and a few peeps leaving due to lags Raph thought his journey will never end but as he flew over a ridge he sees in the distance, it was the Mansion of destiny he has found it after all the blood, sweat and tears that went into this Adventure he finally found it and in record time too since he was running out of fuel for his Elytra it was as if the Spirit of Adventure pitied him and rewarded his efforts with the Mansion.
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  168. Landing in front of the Mansion Raph took the coordinates down and sent them to the other’s he soon made camp and took stock with the food he had remaining he didn’t have much left he would need to go hunting for food very soon, on the other side of the world Lorny has entered the Nether Portal with the coordinates written down it would easy for him to go and retrieve Raph, Loryn was excited things are going according to plan... But as Lorny celebrates the discovery of the Mansion far away the Momento Mori Super Weapon has reached the Continent King Charlie the Finger Bitter has sent 3 Armies of Powered Armored Knights to wreak havoc amongst his enemies, he will lure them to his mighty Fortress of darkness and despair and there he will crush them utterly!
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  170. Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles the long and grueling Adventure has ended and now it is time to create a portal linking the Nether Hub with the Mansion, and soon once it’s conquered the 4 Factions will begin to pour resources and manpower into it to establish the main base for the UWFPF, but as the Alliance of Factions move to establish control over the Mansion malevolent forces are stirring Momento Mori has made landfall and has begun to send its forces out, on the other side of the world the Eye of Concord trains the Clone of Lisa for her mission to eliminate the heads of the Factions he also prepare the trap for Loryn using the Original Lisa as bait.
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  172. Episode 27) Secret Wars Part 6 Grindhouse:
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  174. Welcome back to another exciting episode of Planet^2 The Faction Chronicles tonight is the night Execute Order Burn the Woodlands, tonight is the night we invade the Woodlands Mansion the people living in the Mansion have begun to prepare their defenses for hundreds of years the Woodland Hippie Commune Mobs have called the Mansion their home, their sanctuary from the elements but no more! For the Alliance of Super Evil, Oppressive Factions are here to kick down your door and non-peacefully kick you out!
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  176. But tonight we are back with another exciting Episode of Planet^2 last time our homes traveled the globe seeking the Mansion of destiny! But they soon get lost and 75% of the group committed suicide leaving Raph alone seriously I think we need to form a group to curb the astronomically high suicide rates, but through it all, it was he who discovered the Mansion sending the coordinates back to
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  178. Lorny he begins to make the trek to Raph so he can create a portal connecting the Nether Hub and the Mansion.
  179. This night they continue their quest to connect the Mansion and the Nether Hub but it is slow for they need to go through the Nether, but they are also experiencing LAG due to Raph being across the world but they are in a Realms Server it shouldn’t make sense as they ponder the Minecraft Lag physics Rock ponders how long he would take to complete the Ship base but he decided if he didn’t finish by the end of the year he will burn it to the ground.
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  181. Returning the Grinder Lorny is impressed with the way is it being completed it looks wonderful he could already hear the screams of the Dying Guardians, but as he scoped the Guardian Farm he saw something in the corner flying towards it he saw it was a Doppelganger landing he got his sword out, but the being gave him a note taking it from it Lorny read the note and was shocked it was a ransom note he should be used to this by now his son gets kidnapped all the time, he would then get a ransom note by some dumb Mafia Boos who thought he could bargain his son away but this is different Lisa was in danger he had to do something but he is no fool he knew it would be a trap.
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  183. In the day Lorny is a simple Mafia Boss Farmer who only uses the finest manure to grow his crops, the bodies of those who didn’t pay their debt in time or underlings who have failed him one too many times but in a shocking twist of fate, he became a Pirate! Yes, a Pirate the reason for this is simple Mafia Pirates are totes cool… but our latest homie Kori is considering joining their raid but he fears he does not have enough gear to do it, but Raph explained that if he stayed behind the main group and if he was fast enough he could leach the loots from them the same way you do for MMO Boss Raids!
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  185. Raph said they needed to attack the Mansion from the front like real men but Lorny the Mafia Rogue was like Nah Fam there be a window right in front of me, we can outflank them they will not expect it at all! But Raph was having none of that he looked at him and said we need to breach their defenses and the only way that can happen is to breach their frontline, but Raph they have the most powerful defenses known to man a singular moat… But with Kori trying to reach the area he could be the one to lay the Bridge he would also be used as a human shield in case they receive fire from the Mansion D-Day style, but Kai is tired of traveling the distance so he asked Lorny to TP but here is a price for the TP, in exchange for the teleport he must give up something of worth which apparently he does not have since he tried to bargain with the Genie Lorny. He offered many things he offered to make him a Temple devoted to the worship of him flattering as that was he demanded a better offering, Kari mentioned it would take him a while to arrive and their time is precious but Raph mentioned that they waited at least 3 Fam Friday sessions in front of the Mansion they have patience they can wait..
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  187. As they continue to wait for Kori Lorny threw an egg at the floor but is accidentally smashed into his face somehow the Minecraft Gods blessed him that day, for when the eggs broke open not one... not two... But four baby chickens it was glorious they soon migrated to their adoptive Mum but Lorny the Evil Mafia Boss cut her down Raph was horrified, but Lorny said it was ok since the Baby Chickens will always migrate he says this as he is holding the corpse of her body to them…. Be afraid be very afraid for the Rock is hiding under your bed watching you sleep menacingly when you are away he will sleep in your bed like a creep, also he comes with a curse for every bed he sleeps in will be infected with the Hepatitis-C so there is that… As Rock was hiding under Loryn’s bed Raph was impressed with the tunnels he made was Rock an NVA Soldier in a previous life during the Vietnam War?
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  189. But after 20 moons Kori has appeared and it is time for Operation Burn the Woodlands the Squad makes their way to the front of the Mansion, Rock killed an innocent sheep and they went past a hideous Lake behind the very cool lake Raph got the Bridge ready but he ran out of materials, Lorny soon completed it with dirt but it looked awful.
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  191. But the Charge was called and the Squads stormed into the Mansion but as they did explosion were heard it was crazy a few more explosion was heard, going through the Mansion it was a bloodbath Kori was struck down Lorny discovered massive Kitty it could only be Darth Meowmeow the Wise a Kitty Sith Lord btw have you heard the tale of Darth Meowmeow the Wise? No? Good because it sucks I give it 1 star out of 5…But there was a hole in its butt could it be Lorny doing something evil… But no it wasn’t he didn’t get a chance to go spelunking but who could it have been? As they continued to search through the Mansion they discovered a tree is it bad comedy? But as they cut it down Doc accidentally knocked a hole in the ceiling with his ax and down came Kori, the fall killed him good…
  192. But as Kori fell of the cuckoo’s nest Rock went underground and found some nice booty some emerald’s, red stone and various other things but as they searched Raph only had one torch left Lorny found a creeper Assassin that tried to blow him up but Loryn was worried about the creeper it looked cold so to help a fellow creeper he lit him on fire and then killed him! Good guy Loryn such a generous guy even to his enemies for you can’t be cold in the afterlife, right?
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  194. So joining rock at the bottom of the hole they soon came up with a very epic idea to escape the hole they decided to use ROCKETS, it was amazing to watch seeing them launch themselves out of the hole was pretty cool! Also poor kitty first it’s gets a hole ripped into its butt now my son DOCS it busting into its chest that cat can’t catch a break well unlike its butt and chest… but as the party searched the hidden places of the Mansion far away the number of revolts and uprising has tripled all over the world the words of John-John the Johnman rang out, he was doing well every speech roused revolutionary thoughts into the people that and mind control also works as well! But he Factions were not ignorant of his actions his Planetary news Office was seized by Doc and Raph troops, after a massive gunfight the place was left in ruins but they were not able to capture John they soon began to search the ruins in case his body was to be but so far nothing.
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  196. Rock discovered a mysterious path that led him underneath the Mansion after flowing him they were unnerved the path they took was dark, even though they placed torches they could still feel the darkness around them it clung to them like a vice but as they walked they found rock standing near a chest after opening it they were horrified they found a Totem of Undying and some emeralds. But after looting it they left but as they did a ghostly spirit appeared next to the chest it giggled things are going according to plan… Lorny then proceeded to burn the Mansion down so they could build over it so the United World Faction Protection Force could be made, but it was then LAG punched them in the face region this caused Lorny and Rock to exit out of the game but after a whili, Lorny was able to return to the game.
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  198. After leaving the Mansion Lorny and DOCS as well as 4 Divisions of their Soldiers they went to the location the Original Lisa was being held after landing on the platform so far nothing they have not been fired upon yet, it was quiet too quiet in front of them was a metal door it soon opened a speaker crackle to life-giving out more details only Doc and Lorny were to enter. After entering the door it closed behind them they soon descended for 10 minutes they waited until beep, the door opened into a cavern in front of them was a woman clad in black and purple armor she had a black and purple longsword, walking to the center above her was an observation room in it was one person the man introduced himself as the Eye of the Concord and below in front of them was his perfect creation his perfect servant he made them a deal if they won he would return Lisa to them, but if they were to fail she will perish with them…
  199. Taking out their swords the duo stare directly at the woman she soon readied herself as well her sword had a faint glow of purple the man laughed, the woman charged at them her speed was amazing she was able to close the distance in a blink of the eye! Lorny was able to block her strike but he was pushed back Doc tried to blind her with his Mankini power but had no effect on her, she was able to turn and slice at his chest but something stopped her being knocked back she was surprised the Eye of the Concord was annoyed a fog emitted from the ground canceling Raph’s invisibility potion The eye didn’t expect Raph to be there so he had no choice but to join the fight, placing his own Helios Core on his forearm he then activated it then transformed him smashing out of the Observation room he quickly joined his servant.
  200.  
  201. Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles can Raph, Lorny and DCO save their friend can they fight the mysterious woman and the newly empowered Eye of the Concord at the same time? Find out next time!
  202.  
  203. Episode 28) Secret Wars Part 7 Rise of the Far East:
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  205. Welcome back homie and Home Slices to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles tonight we return, last time we concluded the epic adventure of a lifetime after they discovered the Mansion they soon looted and destroyed it discovering something spooky in the process! But in the ashes of the Mansion, they will build a United World Faction Protection Force that will help guard the planet from extra universal threats as well as internal threats, think the UN but all the more awesome sauce!
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  207. But today our homie Raph has several tasks he needs to complete one he needs to upload the Behind the Scenes for Edeneth their ever-popular Minecraft Machinima, they worked hard on it blood sweat and tears man! not only that but Rah and Lorny they be poor after their adventure they are running out of resources, Lorny is pretty much out of iron that’s no Bueno…
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  209. But we continue where we left of deep in a hidden fortress Loryn, Raph and Docsrs have confronted both the newly Helios Core Powered Eye of the Concord and them mysterious dark armored warrior! The duel was fierce the mysterious woman was a fearsome warrior being on par with Lorny and Raph while Docsrs had the misfortune to 1v1 the Eye of Concord, being pushed back Loryn and Docsrs came up with a new plan they needed to separate the two focus on one of them at a time. They decided to focus on the Ring Leader the Eye of the Concord Raph and Docsrs charged at the Eye of Concord while Lorny challenged the warrior to a duel, staring down at her armor is pristine not a scratch on it the Mafia Boss was intrigued with the person she seems familiar but he didn’t know why? But he didn’t care she was in his way and she will pay the price gripping his sword they beginning their deadly dance, on the other side of the room Raph and Docsrs are getting their butts kicked but they were able to significantly injure the Eye of the Concord breaking off his mask.
  210. Seeing his face but Docsrs and Raph were disgusted with it Raph looked at Docsrs and gave him the cue, Docsrs soon prepared his Ultimate the Mankini Thrust of Freedom Full Power! Thrusting his crouch a Mach 12 sonic boom rushed forward but the Eye of the Concord was ready for him creating a shield of energy if absorbed much of the blow stunning him, his arm and body cracked and bled he was being pushed back the force of the thrust was very Ultra Mega Rainbow Sparkles KappaPride Mode.
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  212. But it was a TRAP! Raph was able to swing alongside him and slice him deep puddles of blood dripped down, Raph was knocked back slamming into the wall but as the fight between the Eye of the Concord drew to a close Loryn was badly injured there were deep cuts into his chest and back but he strange warrior was unharmed, the woman charged but he was ready he adjusted his weight he blocked her swing and with a kick to the stomach she dropped her sword it was over he swung his sworn slicing her helmet the crack soon spread destroying it revealing the face of Lisa… In the moment he was surprised she used it to teleport her sword back into her hand and stab him in the stomach…She stood above him taking the sword out of his gut she was prepared to end him but was stopped by Docsrs, Raph was taking care of the Eye of Concord he was growing desperate he was running out of power if he was going to lose so would they…
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  214. Raph blocked an electric blast with his sword he positioned it so it would arch back at the source burning flesh and armor the air filled with smoke, but it was a distraction his real goal was to throw an ender pearl he teleported near the real Lisa and with a single stab killed her…Watching in horror Raph followed suit joining The Eye of the Concord he sliced his head off in anger…As Loryn was losing consciousness he watched the blurry figures of Docsrs and the Lisa clone fight then darkness…
  215. Waking up he was in a hospital he was bandaged and being taken care by a nurse next to him was Docsrs, and Raph they were saddened they informed him of the fight and what happened to Lisa…Lorny he screamed in anger…
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  217. Docsrs my Son has been a trolling boi I am proud of him he has developed a tunnel system from his Casa to Loryn’s Mafia Den of Drugs and has for most of the stream been placing signs all over his base it was very creepy, the signs read “Have you seen the light?” and “Docs is the true Prophet” but in a shocking twist Rock was like no fam you be a false prophet! This angered my son and said no he and his mankini were the true way to life; this resulted in a sign war between the two while Loryn tried to kick them both off!! Begun the Sign War Has! But it has begun to spread now the signs are infecting Raph’s Base saying “Lorny will fall and burn…” Raph is worried maybe they should ally themselves in a 2v2 no holds bar war to the death, death war!
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  219. But Loryn has asked for reinforcement and the SSS man himself has come to his aide for Raph has entered his Base to assist him in kick Docsrs out, but Loryn was amazed Docsrs was using a newly improved stealth generator that didn’t leave smoke trails this was scary but Raph gave Loryn a suggestion in exchange for some more money he could venture to Docsrs casa and smoke him out… But while you thought it was Docsrs it was actually Dio I mean Rock!!!
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  221. We interrupt this Episode for another installment of Planetary news it’s been a while since we broadcasted the daily news to our good people my name it Supremacy Tim Super Anchor, but much has changed our wonderful News Anchor John-John the Johnman fell to the dark side, and became a traitor he filled the world with revolutionary thoughts resulting in many revolutions all across the world, but for the most part they have been snuffed out or in the process of being snuffed out. In recent news our old headquarters and news building have been razed to the ground after the forces of Rock, Docsrs and Raph raided the building after enough evidence was discovered of John supplying, arming and training the revolutionaries, after a massive gunfight it is presumed John died in the battle but no corpse was found…
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  223. There has been a declaration of War between the Rock and Hoyl’s Son Docsrs vs the Conspiracy Mafia after Docsrs started to nuke Lorny with SIGNS, I took the time and asked the leaders if they would issue a comment this is what I got…
  224. Doctopia: DOESN'T DEAL WITH DIRT AND STONES
  225. Night Fury: the Night Fury has no comment on this.
  226. Far East Yakuza: the Yakuza of the Far East does not engage in such barbaric courtesies
  227. But with a final statement from Rock "The flames are starting and we are spreading"
  228. But in other news Kori has invited the good people of the world to his casa in the far east Loryn, Raph and Rock ventured across the world to see it once there they were gifted with many gifts from their host, both sides exchanged gifts it was quite cool to see but as the trio walked around they were impressed with the buildings. Raph mentioned to Loryn that if he needs help fighting both Rock and Docsrs Hoyl’s Son he should call him, but Lorny was like Nah they need no allies just people to buy. It was magnificent they were able to get a good look of the Far East Yakuza’s forces they were numerous and well equipped and disciplined, their tank force was rather impressive above them hundreds of fighters and bombers fly overhead Raph considered Kori to join the United World Faction Protection Force.
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  230. And finally strange news reports of a ghostly figure has been sighted and after the being was sighted dozens would vanish with no explanation, the only thing left was a sing with one word on it Come… Many paranormal enthusiasts have claimed it was the work of ghosts, aliens, or reapers but to add more spooky to this many graves have been exhumed one notable grave was Projecto the main enemy of Raph he was slain many moons ago during their final battle.
  231. And with that this has been Supremacy Tim the Super Anchor next time will be a Special Episode of Planetary News we will tell you the changes currently going on in Planetary News, have a good day!
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  233. Lorny went home after getting his gift of Vegan Organs of Kori it was a good gift but he was empty inside he had failed his close friend, Lisa, walking down the stairs he looked in the Prison Cell in it was the Clone of Lisa she was laying in her bed looking at the ceiling after the death of the Eye of Concord she collapsed in pain. Raph captured her and has been studying her she was a perfect Clone of Lisa, not only that but she has been enhanced with robotic and ruins. But what impressed Raph the most was her armor it was well crafted and well-built the enchants on it there was not much in the hidden bunker it was empty excluding the container holding Lisa... Maybe not the Clone does have her memories locked into her mind maybe there is a way to unlock them...
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  235. Next time on Planet^2 the Faction chronicles with the death of the original Lisa maybe they could bring her back with the Clone time will see if Raph experiment would work or not… Not only that but as Hoyl constantly forgets King Charlie the Finger Bitter and his Super Weapon are a thing and need to be addressed NEXT TIME Prelude to the Great War with the Secret ending a new war is just in the Horizon a war of Factions!!!
  236.  
  237. Episode 29) the Coming War…:
  238.  
  239.  
  240. Welcome back to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles, with each passing day we draw closer and closer to the end of the Year RIP 2017, 2017-2017! But I have good news for you my Homies next week will be an exciting Episode of Resident Roleplay which will last aboot 6 hours, so that’s going to be very spicy! So last time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles my Son Docs has declared war on the Conspiracy Mafia, my Son Docs has fired the first salvo of the war Docs also launched fireworks strike on Lorny but Loryn was able to counterattack by dropping Dat Fiery Fresh Mixtape on Docs the war has begun to spiral out of control with Raph considering to join Loryn’s side but will Lorny accept his Alliance Request? Lorny is at Death Punk 3 also known as DEFCON 3 meaning he will kill anyone entering in his base, well maybe not the reprogrammed Lisa Clone and Raph probably?
  241.  
  242. But now Loryn has begun preparations for the upcoming war he needs to be ready for Docs is a powerful adversary the Age of Mending still fresh in Lorny’s mind, but he needs no distractions, not tonight the war would be bloody and would require his full attention. But in the back of his mind he is still reeling from the loss of Lisa he feels like a guilty fool he should have noticed her being replaced sooner maybe then he would have done something sooner she might be alive, but as Lorny organizes his Mansion he finds out they have a Barrier problem that’s no Bueno! Going Genie Mode he searches the lands but finds nothing but he is worried whoever caused this might’ve to hack his dogs for they were outside for some reason…
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  244. For weeks Hoyl the Forgetful Writer has forgotten about King Charlie the Finger Bitter the 2nd and his Super Weapon Momento Mori the Floating Death Castle within it are Legions of BABY Knight Powered Armored Crusaders, they have been causing a ruckus raiding convoys form the SSS, The Conspiracy Mafia, and the Far East yakuza at first they were just a nuisance but now the level of the assaults has risen dramatically the raids once focused on the shores and ports have started to hit deeper and deeper into the different Factions lands. This is something they cannot ignore any longer with tension already this high Lorny being at thankfully Charlie is easy to find he practically advertised his position to them, almost daring them to attack it was an obvious trap I mean even the blind would see it that’s how obvious it was.
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  246. Sitting in his War room Doc and his Council of Mankini wearing Generals are arguing they could use this time to attack Loryn even though Docs wanted to do it, they signed the Non-Aggression Holiday Treaty they will not fight until after the Holidays but once those days pass they will wreck them to oblivion and beyond! For they have a secret weapon being made it will swing the balance of the war into their favor…But there are good news Docs has been promoted to Genie Offline Status during the times Lorny is not on the Server, Docs proposed he could spend that time creating mini-games of the peeps of the Server good guy Docs!
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  248. Kori has been readying his armies for the fight against King Charlie his lands have been hit hard by Baby Armored Knights and their most hated enemies BABY NINJAS, and we all know Baby Ninjas don’t exist… These attacks so far has not done much damage to his territory but Kori could see this is just the beginning they will soon increase in size and in frequency, he needed to destroy them at its source that would mean raiding the Fortress Momento Mori but his spies have warned him of the Fortresses defenses and the forces within it would be a challenge.
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  250. Loryn and Raph have discovered a strange device in it were several Slime Blocks and jumping on said blocks were a Zombie and a Creeper, it was kind of cute! it looked like they were on a trampling but all good things must come to an end Loryn rekt the Zombie while the Creeper landed on the boat becoming Sailor creeper but even in its new Sailor form it was defeated by the Duo.
  251. Lorny and Raph ventured to the Dropper Mini Game area it was a worthy challenge the white and red glass contrasted each other making it difficult to find the holes to go through, many deaths were had now imagine the horror if this Mini-Game was done without Keep Inventory that’s a true nightmare! But somehow Raph was able to luck his way through the Mini Game somehow he was doing the math’s but he accidentally fell off, but through this accident, he was able to get through the puzzle and won! But soon Loryn was able to complete the Mini-Game as well Raph wondered what the rewards were for completing the Mini Game, it was bragging rights of course!
  252. But on this fine night, many gifts were given Docs the new Offline Genie gave Raph the best gift in existence it was a singular, just one, only one dirt block of dirt truly Docs my son is a Master Gift Giver! But Lorny has also gotten a Music Disk from Kori it was a jazzy Music Disk fitting for the Mafia especially since Loryn is renovating the Mansion of Crime and Drugs called The Table the pace Lorny does all of his shady Mafia Business as well as drug transactions.
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  254. We interrupt this Episode for another installment of Planetary news the daily news to our good people my name is Supremacy Tim Super Anchor, and tonight we will present to you are good people serval articles worthy of your attention! So last time we mentioned we will explain to you the changes going through Planetary News ever since the betrayal and downfall of John-John the Johnman we have revamped up security on our new Main HQ not only that we will now present the news in a sort of non-biased way unlike last time where we fed you just mind controlling propaganda… Instead, we will present 2-3 articles of interest before we end with the usual preview for the next broadcast.
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  256. So for our first Article of interest Loryn of the Conspiracy Mafia and Docs of Doctopia are now in a shooting war, but for the next few days they have written a Holiday Truce of sorts but after Christmas the war will begin in full so rest while you can for soon the snow will turn red with blood of the fallen this journalist dares to ask the question is this war really necessary, with the Superweapon Momento Mori now showing itself is it really a good idea to start infighting?
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  258. Another thing to add for weeks the graves of thousands of people have been ransacked the corpses taken, one noble corpse was Projecto the hero of the people slain by the Evil Scientists Raph of the SSS. But we have bad news just last night the Village of Capricorn has been annihilated by an Army of a new kind of undead led by a being now known as the Vigil, as the Village burned he left a message for the Factions it says Come… Why does this being want with the Factions, what does it want? So far that is a mystery… In recent news, a being that looks like Projecto has been spotted in Raph’s Site Beta the place he was slain…
  259.  
  260. And with that this has been Planetary News with Supremacy Tim Super Anchor, next time we will talk more into the Occult to discover the mysteries of the Vigil and the reason for its message, not only that but it seems the Eye of the Concord has returned somehow but he was slain by Raph? Unless this is speculation he must be a Clone? I mean the guy was replacing peeps with Clones so yeah…
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  262. Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles the war is on cooldown for now due to the Holiday Truce but soon it will flare up, but who will win? Will it be the Mafia of the Mankini Warriors of Sexiness! But strange occult spooky things have been occurring this being the Vigil has been raising the dead, but for what reason?
  263.  
  264. Episode 30) Burning the Boat!!
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  266. Welcome back to another exciting episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles we return to the server once more, last time I was not available so there was no episode of P^2 unfortunately but tonight I will fix that! Today our homies have posted another Edeneth BTS and if you are interested in the makings of the very popular Minecraft Machinima I do highly suggest watching the BTS Series, anyways today is judgment day will Rock burn down his Boat Casa of nonexistence well we’re going to have to find out! Not only that but the war between the Conspiracy Mafia and Doctopia has been heating up, but there is a mysterious force called the Sigil it has been going around resurrecting the dead even bringing back Projecto the Hero of the people! What is this being’s goal? And why it’s targeting the Factions especially the Conspiracy Mafia, Doctopia, the SSS, and finally Night Fury?
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  268. Good news my fellow Human’s Rock our main man has finally after months has finally burned down his boat and unfortunately for me I missed it and I am extremely salty about that, I’m going to have to watch it in a highlight like a scrub! But it was aboat time it happened! get it… aboat it’s a pun of about and boat get it… I have stage 20 Evolved Puncer I need help send help Pls it’s the cross I have to bare and I don’t want to bare it anymore… End my suffering…
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  270. Lorny decided he and Kori needed to revamp the PVE Arena of death and carnage but Loryn Is hitting a snag he doesn’t understand what’s wrong with the system he needs to figure it out so he could finally get the PVE Arena operational, it’s been months since it was actually used and it’s a shame it’s a cool concept…
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  272. Kori has been hitting the gym so hard he got cats ears and a tail truly has he reached Super Kitty Meow Meow mode, challenged Raph of the SSS to a 1v1 no hold bared Death Match the Death! Deathmatch! Kori armed with the Blood Flower of Carnage and Death attacked the bare-fisted Raph! Unfortunately, Raph was hungry so he couldn’t regain any health lost during the fight not only that but due to Kori’s new form, he was able to outmaneuver Raph, forcing him in the corner Kori then defeated Raph in single combat.
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  274. Kori then revealed the source of his power while he was at his Base he was experimenting with the occult trying to combine Cats with women to create Cat Girl Hybrids; he would then use these Cat Girl Hybrids to take over the world and to genocide anyone who is not a Cat Girl…In his Ritual Chamber, there were dozens of Magical Circles each being manned by Wizards from the Moe Clan, a clan known for the mystical arts as well as their love for nature and animals with their help he was able to get the cats, and female volunteers to undergo the Ritual. Reaching the Circle he raised his hands as he conducting the Ritual he contacted the Goddess Sniffles the Queen of the cats, but he was soon attacked by a doppelganger the beings going around replacing people with Clones! but as they fought he was pushed into the Ritual Circle as that happened her mighty paw slammed into the Circle activating the Ritual…The Ritual began to combine the bodies and souls of both the girls, Kori and the kitties transforming him into a Cat Girl Hybrid Thing, using his new Kawaii powers he tore the doppelganger a new one killing it to death forever.
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  276. Raph walked home after his defeat at the paws of Kori, he was embarrassed he lost to Kawaii Cat girl Hybrid thing, walking to his lab he started experimenting to distract himself from the loss but he sensed a presence he hadn’t felt this presence in years… It could only belong to PROJECTO the Hero of the people!!! Raph quickly turned and saw his Ghost he was pointing his Projection Gun at him, Projecto quickly fired the light slammed into his chest he fell his chest in pain he wasn’t expecting this… He tried to stand by Projecto grabbed him throwing him across the lab he took a healing potion regaining his lost wind he got back up sword in hand, but he was gone in his place was a sign telling him to come it had a series of coordinates leading back to the place where their rivalry first started...
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  278. Far away the Super Weapon Momento Mori has begun dispersing more and more Baby Knights the Factions haven’t reacted to his attacks yet, this disappointed him he expected more of them but this was pathetic he wanted to crush them in open battle… After his binge nap, he got an idea he needed to attack something big but what he thought? But then he figured it out looking at his map he kicked himself for being dumb, he scanned the map and there it was the location of the Conspiracy Mafia Mansion if he destroyed it… It would force Loryn to finally put his big boy pants and finally challenge him to the battle he has hungered for! Going to the barracks he amassed a special force of Baby Knights to undertake this mission lead by Sir Walter Snub his good Friend and Mentor, his mission goals were simple raid the Mansion and burn it to the ground he also told him to leave a message somewhere he can’t miss…
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  280. We interrupt this program for another exciting episode of Planetary News on this night we have three stories to report to you, I am Supremacy Tim and I am your Host for tonight we are now covering the war between the Conspiracy Mafia and Doctopia.
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  282. The Docspiracy War is in full effect last night 4 squadrons of Doctopian bombers have assaulted the Mafia Base at Lyrule Region, the Base supplied the Region with iron, coal and red stone but with the attack valuable ore were last with 300 workers dying in the raid but the Raid was just the first part to this attack 12 miles northwest of the Base Doctopia has air dropped 4 regiments of Doctopian Paratroopers and their equipment after a few hours they reorganized their forces, making use of the forest they silently travel to the Base catching the guard off guard they were able to conquer the Base for Doctopia replacing the flag of the Conspiracy Mafia with the Mankini Flag of KappaPride.
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  284. Hearing this assault Lorny was furious the region going to his Generals he asked them to draw up the plans for an assault on the Doctopian Air Base of Luxemburg, it was an important Air Base for it was close enough for Doc to launch his air raids into Loryn’s lands. Gathering a mighty air armada he threw them at Doctopia seeing them in his Radar Doc sent his Flying Guys out a massive aerial duel occurred, but it was a distraction for 4 Missile Sub each firing 4 missiles fired their deadly payload causing critical damage to the Air Base knocking it out the repairs needed would leave it decommissioned for the next 3 months.
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  286. And finally our Researcher have been studying the Sigil and they have found something interesting about it, their studies brought them to the Dark Library of the Forbidden One in it’s dark halls they found an interesting book called the Fog of Unlife upon reading the book it described ways to convert the soul of a person into a gaseous state called a Fog Ghost. Usually when the body dies the spirit begins to fade away until it is brought into the afterlife Necromancers have found a way to stop this, by converting it into a gaseous state the gas creates a shell in which they can drastically decrease the rate of the fade but there is a cost to this the being must inhabit the bodies of other people to recharge its shell or else it would fade away resulting in the energy to be dispersed. But during their research they discovered a story would you like to hear the story of the Fog Man? He was once a Nobleman he learned the ways of Necromancy to keep those he loved from dying during his training he found a homeless girl taking her into the home he fed and clothed her, sensing potential in the girl he took her as his apprentice but she was not as she seemed deep into her soul was a void of darkness so great no light could escape. With her help, they were able to create the Elixir of Eternal Life granting the person who drank it immortality, after completing the elixir it had used up his reserve of mana. Using a sleeping spell she made him fall asleep the apprentice then revealed her true self as the being called Millennium skilled him in his sleep taking the elixir she drank it.
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  288. Leaving the Mansion with the Elixirs blueprints but what she didn’t know was he had placed a Sigil in his heart and at the moment if his death it would transform his soul into a Fog Ghost, it was then he learned of his apprentices betrayal he was outraged he saved her from the streets and this is what she did to repay him! Tracking her down to the Village he discovered it in ruins she had butchered everyone… He heard her laugh it chilled him he turned and saw her she was flying! Black wings sprouting from her back, she pointed at him and mocked him he attacked her but he couldn’t kill her due to the Elixir, blinded by his rage she was able to trap him in mystical seal she then placed a curse on him snuffing out whatever was left of his humanity turning him into a Fog Poltergeist.
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  290. But this wasn’t the only story there were many others but they all had a similarity the apprentice called Millennium in all of the stories, she would betray and curse him in other stories the Sigil in an attempt to get revenge would resurrect the dead and use them as servants to get his revenge on Millennium… But none of the stories hinted at why he would try and gain the attention of the Factions, the researchers leave the Library with the copies of the books more research will be needed to understand this mystery.
  291. And this has been Supremacy Tim with Planetary News next time we will discuss the recent attacks by the Super Weapon Momento Mori and of King Charlie the Finger Bitters History and grudge on the Factions…
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  293. Next time on Planet^ the Faction Chronicles Ghost Wars Part 1 the war between the Conspiracy Mafia and Doctopia’s full swing so far thousand have died on both sides, the Sigil has begun to gather the pieces for its plan so far attacking Raph using the spirit of Projecto who else is going to be attacked next? Across the world, as Loryn’s Mansion a spirt walks it halls going to his room he places a note on his desk, he turned to leave he quickly took a ciggaweed from his afro and started to smoke blasting some hip tunes from his mixtape along the way…
  294.  
  295. Episode 31) Ghost Wars Part 1 Raided:
  296.  
  297. Welcome back my Homies and Home Slices to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles we return once more to the Multiplayer Server, last week was Resident Roleplay an awesome DND Roleplay centered around Resident Evil Series which is 10/10 I’ll definitely give it a try they have uploaded about 8 episodes of it on their channel don’t worry we’ll wait for you. (Actually, by the time Raph reads this the stream would be ending Kappa.) With the channel promotion out of the way let’s recap what happened last time Lorny spent most of the time trying to fix the PVE Arena of death and carnage, while my son Docs was the helpful test dummy assisted him in testing the system! But that was not all Kori challenged my boi Raph to a 1v1 Deathmatch to the death in the Arena of Death! Using his new frightening Ultra-Destructive Super Ultra Mega Kawaii Desu Neko Meow, Meow form he was able to destroy Raph in combat banishing his soul to the shadow realm forever! That would be the case but Raph was able to create a device that opened a hole in Universal HyperSpace allowing him to cross the dimensions returning him to the overworld but other than that it was a pretty chill stream.
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  299. Today on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles Loryn is getting assaulted by the air by a Doctopian Air Blimp of War hovering above Loryn’s Mansion dropping 2 full units of Doctopian Paratroopers on top of Loryn’s Casa of Drugs and Hookers and crime, but it gets even better my children my Son Doc designed the War Blimp in the colors of the Doctopian Flag which Plot Twist looks like a Mankini bet you didn’t see that one coming, upon hearing of the Blimp Raph took flight behind him the sound of Flight of the Valkyries and Raph a remix of Flight of the Valkyries, created by a new up and coming remixing company called Mad Afro Science Industries their motto “Calculating the Funky Fresh Beats.” Hoyl has been blown away by what his Son has made in fact he’s so proud he is considering buying his Son ice cream, hopefully he doesn’t disappear like his last Son Earf a single tear forms representing his pride at his Son’s accomplishment, the other tear is for him missing his other Son Earf…
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  301. After looking at the massive War Blimp created by Doctopia Raph and Loryn were both amazed by the technological advancement made by Doctopia, if this were Civilization 5 Doctopia would have unlocked Flight this is no Bueno for Raph and Loryn but I suspect deep in the dark recesses of Loryn’s mind the Mafia don is cooking up something to retaliate against my Son what would it be well we’re going to have to find out next time…
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  303. Raph after venturing to the Academy of Science and Technology the place where it all began it was like a lifetime ago these halls were filled with young bright minds who dreamed at changing the world for the better, one of them was Dr. Henry Patrick a man who will change the world and become the hero of the people. Before the SSS the world was at war the Nations of Alternative Exchange and the Coalition of the Peoples’ Republics, to the Academy of Science and Technology the leading lab the Coalition of the Peoples’ Republics have supported the People’s Republic by making them new weapons for the Scientists they might not consider themselves nationalists but they saw the threat the Alternative Exchange posed to the Nation.
  304.  
  305. For Dr. Henry Patrick and his Colleagues were creating a new weapon using Solid Light as a way to create infinite weapons using light, for years the team stumbled spending endlessly hours to crack the code until one day a new scientist joined them Dr. Raph at first he and Dr. Henry butted heads always disagreeing always arguing about who should lead the team. Even though they were at each other’s necks they each respected the other for the next 3 months they made a ton of progress on the Arclight Projector a machine that would Project Solid Light to create constructs used to create any tool the user wants, but Dr. Raph was not what he said he was for he was hiding a dark side Rap looked at the two Factions disgusted the world was desperate need for order only he can give, deep in his lab he was creating a Mutant Army using the DNA of the Fallen Heroes the Exiled Force they were killed during the outbreak of the war.
  306.  
  307. But Dr. Henry soon discovered the mutants and upon confronting Raph they argued resulting in a fight during the fight Dr. Henry was pushed into the Arclight reactor causing it to active spilling solid light, the spilled light began to destroy the school from the inside the light breaking down several floors freed the Mutants they would then escape into the night finding themselves at the Village of Conspire there on that night they slaughtered many in the Village leaving one survivor a boy named Loryn… As the Academy burned Raph fled into the night but Dr. Henry didn’t perish that night no the solid light particles bonded with him turning him into a being that can manipulate solid light, after recovering in the ER Dr. Henry devoted himself to helping people becoming Projecto during his tour of duty he helped thousands left homeless during the war earning him the title Hero of the People eventually forming his own team the Enlightened Ones with his wife.
  308.  
  309. Walking through the ruins Raph couldn’t help but feel cold the memories of his time flashed in his mind reaching his Secret lab there he was Projecto, he was standing in front of the pods that once contained the Mutants the two were quiet but he soon started laughing the two started to fight…
  310.  
  311. Loryn was at his Mansion but a wild Kori appeared this angered Lorny and in an epic struggle to the death Loryn slew Kori using his bow called Doc Killer, but Loryn was hearing the record player it was rather spooky looking around he couldn’t find the source of the record it as loud and annoying.
  312.  
  313. We interrupt this program for an exciting episode of Planetary News I am Supremacy Tim and today we return with the good news for the people, tonight we will talk about the Mankini Menace Doctopia his newest offensive on the Mafia will blow you away KappaPride, but in other news we will also talk about the History of King Charlies the Finger Bitter the II and his crusade against the factions that murdered his parent while they were telling him a very nice story.
  314.  
  315. Today the Great Doctopian Offensive of 2018 had just occurred Doc Hoyl’s soon had created a massive War Blimp which has reached Lorny’s Mansion of operations it’s designed based on the Doctopian Mankini Flag of KappaPride, during the offensive Doctopia deployed 2 full regiments of Doctopian Paratroopers on top of Loryn the fighting was brutal but the 2 Regiments were wiped out but 3 Regiments of Mafia Goons were killed during the fighting, this caught Loryn off guard this must be terrible for morale this reporter is worried this makes the second Doctopian creation on the Mafias mansion the first was a statue of the man Docs himself many tourist organizations are confusing the Mafia’s Mansion as a Doctopian Colony due to the amount of Doctopia property, this is not good not only is Lorny losing the propaganda war he needs to do something quickly to regain the initiative in the war and take the fight back to Doc.
  316.  
  317. Next on the Agenda is King Charlies the Finger Bitter the II King of the Order of Baby Knights not long ago his Parents Amelia and Charles ruled the lands of Estonia but their Kingdom was invade and overthrown by the Mafia, many were killed including Charles Parents while they tried to comfort him with an old family story the Tale of the two Kings before they were executed, after their deaths he was exiled from his home he lost everything but he was saved by a 2 individual Emperor Matt and Empress Sarah of Valkarion they trained him and with their help were able to carve a Kingdom of his own eventually creating the Super Weapon Momento Mori the Floating Castle and Stronghold for his Order of Baby Knights, he was also credited in creating BTSD or BABY Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder which killed 5.4 million people worldwide. Ever since then he has waged a baby crusade on Loryn and the other factions attacking Convoys and raiding Colonies, at first they were nothing more than a nuisance but not anymore! Kori attempted to sink the Castel with a naval invasion but they were ill prepared for the Castle had a secret weapon the Frozen Death Cannon, an ice-based weapon with the ability to freeze worships 300 miles away the attack force sent by Kori were nearly destroyed by this weapon the rest were hunted down by Momento Mori’s escort fleet only 10 vessels escaped 50 were sunk killing 50,000 Sailors.
  318.  
  319. Breaking News the Great Pagoda of the Far East Yakuza has been destroyed Far East Authorities has so far narrowed it down to Terrorism the Non-Existent Baby Ninjas have attacked in two ways the first was to use their weather controlling weapon Climate Change the second was an Existential Attack on our morals did the baby ninjas exist or are they social constructs create with the purpose to assassinate people? The Factions of the world mourn the loss of the pagoda some offered a statement and have offered relief help to the Far East Yakuza the disaster fund called A Journey to the East will supply the Far East Yakuza with raw materials.
  320.  
  321. "The SSS shares in mourning the loss of the Far East pagoda. We believe the evidence points to clear terrorist activity and hope to one day bring the perpetrators to justice." - Raph SSS the SSS soon sent a care package to the Far East Yakuza in person to deliver that raw spruce wood KappaPride.
  322.  
  323. "After seeing the tragedy of the Far East, Doctopia’s statement is... WE WILL REBUILD At any cost Doctopia out!" - Doc Doctopia
  324.  
  325. "The Conspiracy Mafia pays its regards to the families of those lost in the great Pagoda Fire. We will be sure to make generous donations in the form of regular patronage to their new Casinos. - Don Loryn"
  326.  
  327. And with that we end Planetary News next time we will begin to talk about the Sigil once more it has been quiet and people have begun speculating on more on who it is, our researchers have been spending the previous 2 weeks learning much about the creature but with every question answered 2 more appear. As the camera turned off Supremacy Tim yawned he was tired it was nearly 10 Pm he was also extremely cold was the heating not working today, but before he got an answer the lights shut off in front of him a blue light exploded blinding him as his eyes adjusted a man stepped out flowing him were a group of people at first he didn’t recognize them but he soon did they were The Enlightened Ones Superheroes that fought for the people before their deaths at the hands of Raph of the SSS but not all of them were there…
  328.  
  329. For an hour Raph and Projecto was locked in a duel to the death once more but something felt odd Raph thought even though he was fighting a ghost he felt solid for a lack of a better term, something didn’t feel right about this slicing Projecto’s arm off it was then he knew what was going on it was not magic Projecto is not a ghost he’s… But before he could put the pieces tighter he was knocked out by a Projecto’s Projection Ray walking to his body Projecto picked up his body and then vanished…
  330.  
  331. Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles Ghost Wars Part 2 with Raph captured by the “Ghost” of Projecto what secret did Raph learn and what does he mean Projecto isn’t a Ghost how could a dead man come back to life? At Mad Afro Science Industries a phantom speaks to his allies in the background his newest mixtape blazes, as the phantom speaks he points at the board there were blueprints for an Arclight Generator…
  332.  
  333. Episode 32) Ghost Wars Part 2 Night of the Villains:
  334.  
  335. Welcome back my homies to another exciting episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles tonight Raph will not be joining us unfortunately but for what reason he would not say! All we know is that working on some type of Top Secret Project but what could it be? Hoyl thinks he is secretly hold up in some type of Resident Evil Lair engineering his army of mutants and zombies to take over the world, or he could be doing something for Resident Roleplay that also makes sense I guess…
  336.  
  337. Anyways last time on Faction Chronicles Docs has placed a Doctopian War Blimp above Loryn’s Mafia Casa this does not bode well for Loryn, he must do something to neutralize the Doctopian War Blimp this is a National disgrace but he also needs to consider retaliation against my Son but how will he do it?
  338.  
  339. While working on his Mansion Loryn decided to take a visit to my Son after traveling the vast distance he lands in the middle of Doc’s Lair but Lorny was not alone for Kori the Cat Girl himself was there he was on top of a coal tower, looking up Lorny was amazed that was no Battle Station that was a circular moon! As Lorny stared Kori was taking down the coal tower downtown by demolishing it, reaching the ground Kori was impressed with the pickaxe Doc’s gave him.
  340.  
  341. Far away hidden in a mountain is a miniature fortress surrounding it are bluish phantoms that flicker in the darkness above them the full moon shines it’s light on the mountain face, inside the multilevel fortress Raph is tied to a table he slowly rouses from his sleep his head pounding he looks up there a bunch of lights his vision was blurred but they quickly go back to normal he looks around he notices the straps he tries to break free but his body won’t move. He tries to speak but he is also gagged looking around he notices an IV needle in his arm but he soon hears someone laughing it sounded distorted. He turned his head to the source of the sound and there it was a figure standing in the doorway the person wore a black and grey cloak the being walked up and began to fiddle with its gauntlet, to the left next of it a table appeared the being took off its helmet her long blond hair flowing over her shoulders she placed the helmet on the table, she glanced at him and smiled she walked up to him asking if he was comfortable she laughed once more sitting on a chair her smile quickly left she took a scalpel and stabbed him in the gut he moaned in pain, she asked him if he recognized her…
  342.  
  343. Back at Loryn’s Mansion Lorny had begun to take down Doc’s Statue this saddens Hoyl it was a good statue it perfectly captured his Son plus it was cool, but as Lorny was tearing down the Statue Members of the Church of the Mankini appeared seeing the Statue of the Prophet being desecrated enraged them the two loyal Zombies charged Loryn one of them picked up a piece of the statue to use as a weapon! Seeing this Loryn was aghast with horror! He quickly jumped down and engaged the two after slaying them he went back to work destroying the remains of the once great Statue, far away in the Far East the Far East Yakuza had finished repairing the basics foundations of the Pagoda about 2 weeks ago there was a terrorist attack by the Nonexistent Baby Ninjas sworn enemies of the Yakuza thanks to the humanitarian effort of Doctopia, the SSS, and the Conspiracy Mafia Kori was able to begin the rebuilding process.
  344.  
  345. 30 miles away three fully armored armies of Baby Knights march towards the Mansion their mission was clear to burn it to the ground led by Sir Walter Snub, using the Nonexistent Force taught to them by the Nonexistent Baby Ninjas the Nonexistence Force create a shroud of nonexistence around the person making them nonexistent, for hundreds of years the Nonexistent Baby Ninjas have been the worlds greatest’s assassins for how can you counter an enemy that doesn’t exist? Also as a challenge take a drink for every time you read nonexistent Kappa…
  346.  
  347. We interrupt this program for a new segment of Planetary News I am Supremacy Tim and I am your Host for tonight on the top left the usual Now Live announcement has been replaced with the Pre-Recorded message, tonight we have 3 different stories for you to hear! Tonight we will speak about the demolishing of the Doc Statue in front of the Mafia Mansion, not only that but we will speak about the relief effort for the Kori and the Far East Yakuza and finally, we will talk about our findings on the Sigil.
  348.  
  349. Today is a dark day for the Statue of Doc has been demolished by Loryn many followers of the Church of the Mankini weep as they watch the once mighty and KappaPride Statue fall, some attempted to stop Loryn and have launched an attack many have been killed by the Mob Bosses Soldiers but a few were able to get through and have challenged the Mafia Boss to a duel to the death one even used a piece of the Statue as a weapon we have a statement from Pope Kevin the Head Pope of the Church of the Mankini.
  350.  
  351. “This is a travesty to our religion which worships the KappaPride nature of the Prophet Doc the one True Mankini wearer, every day we thank the Prophet for the creation of the Mankini and when we learned the Prophet creating the Statue in front of the Mafia Mansion we soon began a pilgrimage to the Holy Site but once we reached the Promised we saw in horror as the statue was taken down by the Mafia Boss Loryn, this is blasphemous to our fair and kind religion of peace has now declared a Bikini Jihad on the Mafia our followers won’t stop until the Mafia is DEAD!”
  352.  
  353. Our reporter has taken photos of armored Church of the Mankini members taking up arms many have left to enlist in the Doctopian Army, over the course of a week over 7,000 members joined the Doctopian Army while 4,500 formed the Bikini Coalition of Very Pissed off People a Terrorist organization whose goals are to destroy the Mafia! Their leader Pope Kevin now leads this group of very pissed off people against the Mafia.
  354.  
  355. It’s been 2 weeks since the destruction of the Pagoda by the Nonexistent Baby Ninjas and the world still mourns its loss, but the Factions came together in a monumental sign of hope and peace the SSS, Doctopia and the Conspiracy Mafia have spent millions of credits and have sent many tons of resources to the Far East Yakuza as a sign of friendship and compassion.
  356.  
  357. The rebuilding has been going according to plan much of the foundation has been rebuilt it shouldn’t take long for the Pagoda to rebuilt, Kori the Cat Girl herself was happy to know there were factions out there that had big hearts she purred lightly she was very Kawaii!
  358.  
  359. And finally our researchers have crossed the world to reach the Library of the Forbidden one and for weeks have researched any clues to the Sigil and what we found will shock you! After losing it’s humanity to Millennium the Sigil travelled the world in search of her for 100 years it searched the globe but to no avail, every day it lived in constant pain with each passing day more of it fades away no matter what it did it could not stop the fade, it didn’t matter how many people he possessed he could feel his strength vanish he feared once he found millennium he would not have the strength to kill her but he couldn’t she was now immortal he couldn’t kill her even if he tried floating above a valley the being tried of the search, tried of the constant pain wanting to finally rest finally killed itself…
  360.  
  361. The Sigil finally died that day but the legend continued throughout the years many took the name of the Sigil but the original being has been dead for over a hundred years…
  362.  
  363. And with that the broadcast ended back at the studio the Enlightened Ones hold the cast and crew hostage for the last hour they were destroying any evidence they collected during their journey to the Library of the forbidden One on the floor Supremacy Tim is bloody and beaten, Supremacy Tim was a Spec Ops Soldier in the old People’s Republic even with his training and augments he couldn’t beat them…
  364.  
  365. Back at the Hidden Fortress, the woman continues to torture Raph she berates and insults him reminding him of the deaths of Projecto and his Wife, with the gag off he asked how would she know them and why she looked familiar? She walked up to him and yelled into his face she was Projecta the Daughter of Projecto and Dr. Jennifer Parker the Lady Diamond Raph eyes opened that wasn’t possible he thought he murdered the Parker Family he thought he got them all…
  366.  
  367. Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles with the identity of the Sigil revealed how will Raph escape her clutches, and with the armies of King Charlie the Finger Bitter so close to Loryn’s Base can he protect his home their attack? Find out next time in Ghost Wars Part 3!
  368.  
  369. Episode 33) Ghost Wars Part 3 the Return of Raph and the Second Story:
  370.  
  371. Welcome back to another exciting episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles last time our Amigo Raph the Chosen Boi was not here due to him working on a very secret extremely top secret mission, and because of that our Boi Lorny had to pick up the torch and read the last Episode of the Faction Chronicles which he did an admirable job! And as a reward for his performance, the Episode healed his headache ridden mind! Unlike Raph that one time when he rolled to read the Episode he got a bad roll this angered the Episode resulting in it causing him 2 points of mental damage RIP.
  372.  
  373. But last time on P^2 Loryn had torn down the DOC statute that was right in front of his Mafia Mansion, this had angered the Church of the Mankini and they have declared a Bikini Jihad on Lorny and his Mafia, and speaking of tearing down a specific set of wall surrounding a home belonging to a Faction Doc has begun work on tearing down his walls for his Casa is going through some renovations.
  374. Unfortunately, Hoyl could not finish the episode due to his Arch-Nemesis Wind being a complete poopy head so the Episode had to be delayed until now, and I know from reading your minds that you guys needed your fix of that fresh hype I cooked…
  375. But today on Faction Chronicles Lorny continues to work on his Mansion in fact legends have spoked that he will add a second story to his Casa! He has also gotten a haircut for a Mafia Don must look his best! Since Hoyl missed the last session of Fam Friday Hoyl’s Son Doc has made extensive improvements to his Casa and it is indeed impressive!
  376.  
  377. For weeks Raph has been imprisoned in a hidden Fortress called the Shattered Reflection by Projecta her real name Jessica Parker and in a shocking twist it was revealed that she was the Daughter of Projecto and Lady Diamond Raph couldn’t believe it he had thought he had exterminated the Projecto bloodline, and yet here she is standing in front of him she told him the tale of the attack how he and his mutant army attack the Enlightened Ones Base of the Golden Castle she was only 14 at the time and yet she watched as Family and friends were butchered in front of her during the battle her gravely injured mother brought her to an experimental portal device called the World Mirror a portal that could transport others to the Mirror World a complete duplicate of the world hidden away in Mirror Dimension.
  378.  
  379. As her Mother was preparing the Device the room was assaulted by mutants using her last bit of strength she saved her from the mutants at the cost of her World, inside the Mirror Dimension she emerged in the City of New Evergreen. For the next 10 years or what felt like ten years she was trapped in the Mirror World for ten years she dreamed of getting revenge on Raph for what he did to not only his Parents but to the Enlightened Ones the way he heartlessly experimented on their corpses cloning them onto his hit squad called the Terminators. For ten years she traveled the world trying to find a way to escape the Mirror World as she did she was constantly haunted by the memories of her Parent’s death at the hands of Raph of the SSS and his Legion of mutants. But a miracle appeared a crack in the world running in it she remerged in front of a giant library, entering it she was met with a Gorgon The Guardian of the Library the being sensed her potential as well as her hunger for revenge allowing to enter the Library she brought to a section of it where she gave her a book in it was the story of a certain Fog Poltergeist…
  380.  
  381. Back at his Mansion Loryn continues to work hard on improving the Mansion of the Mafia Don he also starts to play with his hair he also begins to reorganize his chests, but he senses something off he hasn’t seen Raph in weeks he would go and visit him but he has a lot of work on his hands he was considering terraforming the hills around his Base he wanted to make the arch great again!
  382.  
  383. But from above he sees a flying demon like creature it lands in front of him Lorny takes out his sword and readies himself for battle but the creature raised it’s hand it revealed to Loryn it was here on a mission to save Raph from the Ghost of Projecto the Revived from the dead hero of the people, for it was he who kidnapped Raph lowering his sword Loryn still didn’t trust him but if what he says is true he was going to need to go IP Man on a fool.
  384.  
  385. But as Lorny works but his Mafia Capitalism senses were tingling someone wanted to exchange money for a resource or service, he sensed it was DOC he wanted a butt ton of Redstone for a project he is working on and since Raph is still captured by Projecto Raph created a duplicate of himself in case he was captured or killed the Duplicate began to barter with DOC, not only that but the Duplicate has met with Loryn and have struck a deal in exchange for his help in finding Loryn he will supply him with resources.
  386. The trio has also begun talks on a potential Wither Raid since they couldn’t do it last time since not enough people showed up to the server so hopefully they are able to do it this night, it has been a while since they had a raid on the Wither and we know FAM Friday is the night for fighting!
  387.  
  388. Raph was exhausted lying in his Cell next to him was Projecta she handed him some food it was just a single piece of bread he asked her why didn’t she just kill him? She laughed saying she wanted to do it slowly, of course, she is running her own experiment to see how long he could last to test his mind and body until he breaks, besides she was surprised she thought he liked running experiments he is a Sinister Scientist after all she said.
  389.  
  390. She then left the room locking the door behind her Raph got up from his bed he looked around his patted room for a way to escape taking apart his bed it was just cotton he was trapped he thought, he looked at his bread his mind wandering back to a time before the Plague Wars where he and Projecto fought for their views on how the world should be run, before he took control over the SSS to a simpler time working in the lab at the Academy of Science and Technology working with his old pal Dr. Henry Patrick in creating scientific advancements for the betterment of the world the feint memories of the final battle and the resulting purge broke through the nostalgic memories and reminded him of all the blood he spilled that day...
  391.  
  392. Walking to her office Projecta sat down in front of her were several blueprints and other documents relating to the occult and to the Arclight Reactor as well as a Folder with the name Project MK-Forward… On her table opening a drawer she took out a photo of her and her Parents they were in their super hero outfits, when she was little she was amazed their bright and colorful outfits were very pretty she thought a single tear formed she quickly brushed it off she can’t distract herself she needs to continue forward with her plans taking out a folder inside was a list of names of Constructs that “rebelled” against her.
  393.  
  394. About 70 in total there had to be defects in their code she thought this didn’t make much sense, they needed to be dealt with if people discover the truth behind the “ghosts” her entire plan would shatter so far she had sent the Constructed Enlightened Ones to eliminate them out of the 70 about 40 have been eliminated, but there was one she needed to truly destroy the Funkalicious Construct the one that had a piece a fragment of the originals soul she should have kept a closer eye on him but she needed his expertise when it came to particle physics and his knowledge on Triangle Math, it was him that caused the 70 to rebel she underestimated his intellect after he escaped the Shattered Fortress he was able to recreate the Arclight Reactor using the parts he stole to create his own version of it once it’s completed he will reveal his plan to his Son Loryn.
  395.  
  396. Ever since he broke out of the Fortress he had been trying his best to reconnect with Loryn and the other Factions to warn them of what she was doing, she tried her best to shut him down but no matter what he was always a step ahead of her taking out a bottle of Cognac she poured herself a drink she was exhausted she hadn’t slept for what a week or so? She lost track she was so wrapped with Raph’s capture and her plan she barely took care of herself, she decided she was going to bed placing the papers in their respective folders she got up from her table and walked to her room.
  397.  
  398. Next time on Planet Squared the Faction Chronicles Loryn working with a duplicate of Raph, are on the hunt for the real Raph! Meanwhile the “Ghost of Funkalicious” has made significant progress on his Arclight Reactor but what is his plan? Find out next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles.
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