Transcript for the ad:
(Text at bottom of the screen: Overly Dramatic Dramatization)
Woman:	(Walking into room)
Your contact lenses that I ordered just arrived.
Man: 		1-800 Contacts?
They can’t possibly have my brand.
It’s a special brand.
 I have special eyes.
Woman:	Oh, they have so many brands, in a giant warehouse in Utah!
Man:		But that’s insanity!
		(Shakes woman)
Woman:	Look with your special eyes.
		(Shows man the package)
Man:		(Looking at package)
My brand!
		I’m such a fool!
		(Puts his head on woman’s shoulder)
Spokesman:	Quality contact lenses; 1-800 Contacts.
		We’re that passionate about eyes.