Fanfic: Grandpa's Tale

    A cold winter’s night, the eve of Christmas the children are gathered around grandpa as he pulls out a book.

   “Let me tell you a tale,” he says, “of a sorceress who traveled around the multiverse slaying evil. She was given this job by the goddess…”

   “Boring,” says one little boy, “I bet she was like this goody good magic girl working for some dumb blond goddess of goodyness saving everyone for goodyness sake.”

   “Nope,” says grandpa, “says here she was an often vain and egotistical dark sorceress who was tasked by the goddess of chaos to go around killing badguys as recompence for trying to kill superman.”

   “superman?” asks the boy.

  “Yeah, now shut up you little shit,” says the grandpa, “I want to tell you about the time she killed the Joker by beating him to death with a dildo.”

   “Mooooom!”