TA: what2 up?
AG: Working on somethin'.
TA: liike what?
AG: None of your 8usiness, that's what.
TA: why?
AG: 8ecause it 8n't. You get all 'pitthy' whenever someone 8rings up Megido, so why can't I 8e a lil 8it Serkretive sometimes?
TA: becau2e ii dont liike the fact that you ju2t 2aiid her name.
TA: ii 2wear two god.
TA: iif thii2 iinvolve2 her.
AG: Hahahaha, it's so easy to get your 8leat8east Captor.
AG: Hell, I 8et Nitram could piss you off.
TA: no.
TA: he and ii are cool.
TA: and al2o.
TA: there ii2 no way iim lettiing you try anythiing wiith aradiia, iif your plan2 iinvolve her ii 2wear two go you better change them.
AG: Hmmm, I wonder who it involves. If anyone.
AG: Hehehehehehehehe.
TA: god DAMN/.
TA: you better watch your 2hiit, vk.
AG: You'd 8etter not watch yours, we've all seen what those eyes of yours can pull off. :::;)
TA: yeah, iif you dont keep iit twogether, your a22 ii2 next!
AG: What's that, you say you want to eat a nice spoonful of mind honey and visit Peixes??
AG: 8ut you can't 8ring yourself to do it huh? :::(
AG: Well, I think I know a good way to edge you along!!!!!!!!
TA: no.
TA: no.
TA: dont you dare.
AG: Yeah I thought not.
TA: nononononono.
TA: you biitch!
AG: You're playing with the 8est, Captor.
AG: Next time you threaten me, I might not 8e so merciful. Which would 8e a shame, cause I really like her.
TA: okay no.
TA: fuck your 2hiitty miind controlliing bull2hiit.
TA: you cant u2e that on me iif ii get far away enough.
AG: Captor, I just want to put this out there, I can control you half of the time, that's a 50/50 chance. And if you haven't noticed, luck seems to 8e on my side recently.
TA: oh 2hiit!
AG: Are you wiling to risk that?
TA: 2tupiid fuckiing luck!
AG: I 8elieve you owe me an apology.
TA: no.
TA: why would ii?
AG: Put that jar down this instant.
AG: Think of what you could do to your dear sweet friends!!!!!!!!
TA: chance2 a2iide, ii 2tiill dont owe you 2hiit, oh god DAMN.
AG: You owe me your life.
TA: oh wow.
TA: 2ure.
TA: iill be your goddam 2lave.
TA: why dont ii ju2t 2erve you?
AG: Gr8 idea!!
AG: I'll have my tea now servant. Chop chop!
AG: I said 'chop' twice 8y the way. 8n't I such a gr8 master?