if ($fool) { ?>
                      <li>Modular diposition</li>
                      <li>Really grindy with many more machines</li>
                      <li>Energy be gone! Now uses psionic powers</li>
                      <li>Capacitors are no longer used for machines</li>
                      <li>Capacitors now explode randomly</li>
                      <li>Machines now always run away from mobs</li>
                      <li>More printed books</li>
                      <li>Impulse buying</li>
                      <li>Wired subscription not included</li>
                      <li>Enhanced constitution generated</li>
                      <li>Now only in-world crafting</li>
                      <li>Now has a larva germinator</li>
                      <li>Improved Conduit GUI - now 2 pixels wider!</li>
                      <li>Vacuum Chest now uses air filters</li>
                      <li>Weird charger - charges and discharges items randomly</li>
                      <li>Impulsive hopper -  Decides for itself, when it works and when not</li>
                      <li>Big Item Filler - makes all your items 10% bigger</li>
                      <li>Jei Ghost Handling - now mezz will take care of all your haunting issues</li>
                      <li>Proper iron API - Expect 3rd-party iron ingots soon</li>
                      <li>Proper dark steel API - Expect 3rd-party dark steel ingots soon</li>
                      <li>Proper fertilizer API - Expect 3rd-party sh*t soon</li>
                      <li>More decorated parties</li>
                      <li>Use infinite frogs for early-game frogman hunting</li>
                      <li>Dark steal door (steals even your pants)</li>
                      <li>More foot bandages</li>
                      <li>Now with ads</li>
                      <li>Inventory support dropped, fully item-less now</li>
                      <li>Entry-level exams</li>
                      <li>Organic eyes</li>
                      <li>Many more tears</li>
                      <li>Much improved bowling experience with many more balls</li><?php
                     } else { ?>
                      <li>Modular distribution</li>
                      <li>Simpler early-game with "simple" machines</li>
                      <li>RF be gone! Now uses µI</li>
                      <li>Capacitors are no longer used to craft machines</li>
                      <li>More machines take capacitors</li>
                      <li>Machines now always need a capacitor to run</li>
                      <li>More paintable blocks</li>
                      <li>Impulse Hopper now included</li>
                      <li>Wired charger</li>
                      <li>Enhanced combustion generator</li>
                      <li>Now with in-world crafting</li>
                      <li>Now has a lava generator</li>
                      <li>Improved Conduit GUI - now you can edit Input and Output at the same time!</li>
                      <li>Big Item Filter - now you can filter even more items!</li>
                      <li>Jei Filter Support - now can drag and drop items into filters</li>
                      <li>Vacuum Chest now supports ALL filters</li>
                      <li>Proper conduit API - Expect 3rd-party conduits soon</li>
                      <li>Proper dark steel API - Expect 3rd-party upgrades soon</li>
                      <li>Proper capacitor API - Expect 3rd-party capacitors soon</li>
                      <li>Proper farming API - Expect 3rd-party farming support soon</li>
                      <li>Proper fertilizer API - Expect 3rd-party fertilizers soon</li>
                      <li>More decoration blocks</li>
                      <li>Use infinity fog for early-game enderman hunting</li>
                      <li>Dark steel door (Paintable)</li>
                      <li>More loot capacitors</li>
                      <li>Now with additional nuggets</li>
                      <li>Full Tinkers' Construct integration</li>
                      <li>IInventory support dropped, fully IItemHandler now</li>
                      <li>Entry-level solar panel</li>
                      <li>Organic dyes</li>
                      <li>Many more gears</li>
                      <li>Many more Grinding Balls</li><?php
                    }?>