The Adventure Of The Cat-spider-bat

Andrej and Bastet were out for a flammable Valentine's walk upon the roof. As they went, Bastet rested her hand on Andrej's eye. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so deceased, Andrej was filled with exploded dread.

"Do you suppose it's deadly here?" he asked ironically.

"You burning silly," Bastet said, tickling Andrej with her faygo bomb. "It's completely explosive."

Just then, a nightmarish cat-spider-bat leapt out from behind a nightmare squiddle and annihilated Bastet in the eye. "Aaargh!" Bastet screamed.

Things looked electrifying. But Andrej, although he was god-tiered, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a TERRIBLE device and, like a stick of C4 at 400 atmospheres of pressure, beat the cat-spider-bat windily until it ran off. "That will teach you to detonate innocent people."

Then he clasped Bastet close. Bastet was bleeding while on fire. "My darling," Andrej said, and pressed his lips to Bastet's eye.

"I love you," Bastet said derpily, and expired in Andrej's arms.

Andrej never loved again.