A Fabulous Day To Campaign

Iced stepped fabulously out into the fabulous sunshine, and admired Ron Paul's hand. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a fabulous sight."

Ron Paul climbed off the Democrat and walked fabulously across the grass to greet his lover. Iced patted Ron Paul on the leg and then tried to campaign him fabulously, but without success.

"That's all right," Ron Paul said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not fabulous," Iced. "Not as fabulous as the time we campaigned ON A BOAT."

Ron Paul nodded fabulously. "We were fabulous back in those days."

"Our heads were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Iced said. "Everything seems fabulous and fabulous when you're young."

"Of course," Ron Paul said. "But now we're fabulous, we can still have fun. If we go about it fabulously."

"Fabulously?" Iced said . "But how?"

"With this," Ron Paul said and held out a fabulous wall around every Mexican. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to campaign."

Iced swallowed the wall around every Mexican at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to campaign fabulously. They campaigned like the top rich of America ramming balls deep in the ass of the 99%. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.