asmonon isn't acting like a proper prince

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #726
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>asmonon can't stand being around stella
>mostly because she makes remarks about how he isn't acting like a proper prince
>asmonon doesn't see the point of it since he's a prince of whres and gamblers
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>Asmonon isn't even sure where any of his "princely" attire is these days
>He dresses for style and comfort, but not in proper regalia
>Hmmm, does he even own a crown?
>He must, it's probably lying around somewhere
>Not that he'd be particularly thrilled with having to do anything that actually required him to wear it
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>He finds it while he accomanies Asmodeus for a trip to Pentagram city
>While he was at Valentinos studio he saw Angel wearing a sltty princess outfit
>With his crown to top it all off
>"Oh fk man no mattah how many times we use dis thing it's always shiny an shit, shit's crazy!"
>Asmonon no longer wants his crown back
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>Asmonon starts to remember how it ended up in Angel's possession as the day wears on
>He gave it to him on purpose
>Back when he was a kid, Angel was one of the lackeys Val would pawn him off on when he was left in the overlord's care
>Angel seemed to be in a bad mood one day, so Asmonon gave him his crown to try to cheer him up
>Angel has completely forgotten this (it was before he was trying to get clean, those brain cells have died three times over)
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>Asmonon's face when the priceless family heirloom has been spunk blasted countless times by sinners for porn
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*sniff*
Pappy would be proud
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>Asmodeus looks at his less than excited son
"Oh shit there that dusty old thing! Yeah we got like a box full of 'em back home don't worry so much about it. Hey, this new one might have been soaked in the blood of a virgin!"
>Asmodeus elbow nudges his son with a smile
"Virgin blood! The best middle finger to holy water!"
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>Only new bloodbags kill virgins for their blood
>Sure sure it offers a slightly more potent source of whatever but in this case quantity over quality is more important
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>No one told Millie or Sally May that on their first day of work
>No one else was ever fired from Hemo-Co so quickly before or since.
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Kek
>Their trainer is talking to them
"All right, so now here comes to most important part of the job: the blood."
>He turns around to grab his tools
"The blood of virgins is pretty much as priceless as gold so this is very important."
>He turns around again to find half a dozen virgins hung by their feet in the air with their throats slashed
>Countless thousands of dosh gone for such short term gain
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>"Jus' fer the record, FOUR o' those are mine."
>"This girl here is a little sloooow if ya catch my drift"

>"FK"
>"YEW"
>"You kicked me in the shin while I was going for 'em!"