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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- akumenang.com
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- Deep in the woods
- a nymph did lay,
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- a thousand years
- well hidden.
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- Until a knight
- dared one day
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- to claim his
- prize forbidden.
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- Come midnight in the forest
- deep the maiden he embraced,
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- awakened from
- her timeless sleep,
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- pure blood she
- had to taste.
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- This was not just
- a fleeting whim,
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- 00:00:57,208 --> 00:00:59,844
- more than a
- kiss she stole.
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- The breath of life
- she took from him,
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- 00:01:03,713 --> 00:01:06,818
- for she was
- but... a troll!
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- 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,621
- The troll had
- magic powers,
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- and he changed
- shape at will.
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- And at the solstice hour,
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- began to show his skill.
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- My, who are you?
- A silly green munchkin?
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- Amei, omown,
- youmou, nomow!
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- My book of magic!
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- This way with you!
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- After her! She's fleeing!
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- Hurry.
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- 00:01:49,227 --> 00:01:51,829
- - There she is!
- - She's getting away!
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- 00:01:51,896 --> 00:01:54,899
- Time is of the essence.
- Make haste.
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- Move thy buttocks!
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- I'd rather shake your buttocks,
- my mistress!
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- There! There!
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- 00:02:02,907 --> 00:02:05,042
- There she is! Get the witch!
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- Kill her! She's over there.
- She's a witch!
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- Circle around the back!
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- 00:02:19,824 --> 00:02:21,859
- Oh, George Hardy's
- in this movie!
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- Don't get too close.
- She's a witch!
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- If you get her, kill her.
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- 00:03:06,703 --> 00:03:09,606
- So, we finally arrived
- at our destination.
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- My pungent youngling.
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- And is it really
- exotic techniques of copulating
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- that are written down in there,
- my little loved mistress?
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- Indeed!
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- You, my dear,
- you just wait and see.
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- 00:03:26,257 --> 00:03:30,627
- And we will be making nooky
- all night.
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- Here we go.
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- I am the Great
- Book of Magic.
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- My sleep is over.
- Oh, how tragic.
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- A stupid laugh!
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- Oh, yes, touch me.
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- 00:03:48,112 --> 00:03:52,083
- Oh, great book
- of spells and wizardry,
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- show the answers
- and give advice to me.
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- How can I open
- the gate of the worlds?
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- Wake up
- and give me the enchanted words.
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- To open the portal
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- listen right.
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- It must occur on
- solstice night.
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- Only blood of a dunce,
- virgin and pure,
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- will reveal the words,
- that is for sure.
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- Do you know what that means?
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- Shouldn't we give
- each other a kiss
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- to start my arousing process?
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- I don't like foreplay.
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- 00:04:34,792 --> 00:04:37,094
- - Torture her!
- - Kill the witch.
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- 00:04:37,161 --> 00:04:39,163
- - Drown her!
- - Tear the witch apart!
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- 00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:42,066
- - She's a witch!
- - A witch? Moi?
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- How dare you, peasants?
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- I am your Lady,
- the Marquess of Baden.
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- You've killed my brother.
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- You sucked the soul
- out of his body. Demonic woman!
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- Lies!
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- Nothing but malicious lies!
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- I beg you, Monsieur Keller.
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- The rabble are
- in dire need of relief
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- from their sexual frustration!
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- I don't care how many
- stiffies the peasants have.
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- Whatever you say,
- I don't believe it.
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- I've still got my marbles.
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- You may be able
- to deceive that virgin,
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- but it's not so easy with me!
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- - Give it up, changeling.
- - Me?
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- You are a...
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- troll!
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- Yes! Yes, indeed.
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- You have detected me.
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- Yes, I'm a... troll!
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- I'm a troll!
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- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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- That's it.
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- And now I'm going to free
- my brothers
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- from their magic prison,
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- so they can feast
- on your flesh, too.
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- Ha-ha-ha!
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- Guards, seize her!
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- Now, cut the crap!
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- Hmm?
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- Still here,
- you bumbling old fool?
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- I'll give you fool!
- I'm Schnitzel, the wizard!
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- Schnitzel?
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- Thou shalt be banished!
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- That's just ridiculous.
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- Schnitzel?
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- Just take a look!
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- I've got the book.
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- - Who's laughing now?
- - My book!
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- - Amei, turmurn...
- - No!
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- - ..theemee, toomoo, stamone!!
- - That is not allowed!
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- No! Agh!
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- Stamone!
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- Turned to stone
- in a woman's guise,
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- by the spell the
- magician cast.
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- They buried the hideous
- changeling with the book,
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- at last.
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- Mind the frame.
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- Here, the key to the booklet.
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- Never forget, it must not fall
- into the wrong hands,
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- otherwise we will all be doomed.
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- I'll stow it away safely.
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- And I'll dedicate
- a stone crucifix to my brother,
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- a memorial for everyone
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- so this evil troll underneath it
- cannot ever return.
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- Holy shit!
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- You fart knocker!
- Are you baked or something?
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- 00:08:29,893 --> 00:08:32,029
- What the hell did you do,
- you losers?
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- Oh, boss,
- I had a bit of a crash.
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- What?
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- You dimwit! You're good
- for nothing, god darn it!
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- I said dig around it,
- not right through it!
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- If that's broken, I'm gonna
- nail you to that cross, buddy!
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- Woah. What is this?
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- 00:08:52,049 --> 00:08:55,853
- I'm about to get mad,
- you hear me? Really, really mad!
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- Oh, gold!
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- 00:08:57,388 --> 00:09:00,324
- What the hell is going on,
- Vorlicek? Huh?
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- 00:09:00,391 --> 00:09:04,361
- What the fuck? Is your tongue
- stapled? What's wrong with you?
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- 00:09:04,428 --> 00:09:05,996
- Just an old stone thingy.
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- - Some chick.
- - Oh, no, no!
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- 00:09:07,364 --> 00:09:10,000
- Then it's something historical,
- for Christ's sake!
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- - Oh!
- - I'll fix it.
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- 00:09:12,136 --> 00:09:15,406
- - I got some duct tape.
- - Oh, for Christ's sake!
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- 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:18,008
- - Hey, that's mine!
- - Now I have to get a specialist,
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- 00:09:18,075 --> 00:09:20,144
- and the goddam mayor
- is gonna show up
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- 00:09:20,210 --> 00:09:22,446
- with those shiny teeth!
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- 00:09:22,513 --> 00:09:26,016
- - That's bad.
- - Paperwork! Up the wazoo!
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- I'll be stuck here forever!
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- 00:09:30,321 --> 00:09:33,457
- Oh, yeah. Showtime.
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- 00:09:33,524 --> 00:09:41,465
- Can't get it open.
- It's stuck! Must be worth...
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- 00:09:41,532 --> 00:09:44,435
- Ring-a-ling-a-ling!
- My bell doesn't work. Sorry.
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- 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,371
- Hey, watch what you're doing,
- you mothersmucker.
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- 00:10:12,162 --> 00:10:14,465
- One, two, three, four.
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- 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:18,502
- Are you ready
- for the inexplicable?
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- 00:10:18,569 --> 00:10:20,437
- Something that
- will change the way
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- we see the world around us?
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- 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:26,510
- Are you ready
- for blood-curdling horror?
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- 00:10:26,577 --> 00:10:30,314
- Don't be scared. It won't be the
- Letterman show here on stage.
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- Letterman is good.
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- 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:35,386
- This is... The Arabello Show!
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- 00:10:48,298 --> 00:10:50,334
- Where is your mother?
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- 00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:54,104
- Wasn't it her brilliant scheme
- to watch a lunchtime talk show?
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- A big welcome
- for Mademoiselle Ashtar, please.
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- 00:10:58,442 --> 00:11:02,212
- Miss Corpulentus here claims
- to come from the planet Mars.
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- 00:11:02,279 --> 00:11:06,083
- Apparently, she's certainly had
- her share of Mars Bars.
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- 00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:08,218
- Don't you think so?
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- 00:11:10,454 --> 00:11:12,623
- Mm-hm. That sounds tasty.
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- 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:16,360
- Our second guest today is...
- Vladimir Kaiser.
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- He claims
- that he's a real wizard.
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- 00:11:19,696 --> 00:11:24,201
- And our third guest for today
- is Michael Waits.
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- 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:27,538
- You can't piss on hospitality!
- I won't allow it!
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- 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:31,275
- Normally, you should know just
- where the fine line is, but...
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- that's none of our business
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- 00:11:33,243 --> 00:11:35,946
- in the
- incredible Arabello Show!
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- 00:11:38,515 --> 00:11:40,017
- Ashtar! Why are you here?
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- 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:44,521
- Why didn't you apply
- to The Biggest Loser?
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- 00:11:44,588 --> 00:11:47,324
- Ashtar
- searching man.
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- 00:11:47,391 --> 00:11:49,593
- Don't you have online dating
- on your planet?
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- 00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:51,695
- I think your problem
- is the antenna, right?
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- 00:11:51,763 --> 00:11:53,564
- It doesn't get any reception?
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- 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:58,302
- But I always get
- a great reception.
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- 00:11:58,368 --> 00:11:59,804
- Hey, watch it, you clumsy oaf!
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- 00:11:59,871 --> 00:12:02,306
- - I have to tell you about...
- - Here I am!
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- 00:12:02,372 --> 00:12:05,375
- I couldn't stop laughing!
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- 00:12:05,442 --> 00:12:09,646
- Mom, where have you been?
- This is, like, beyond boring.
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- 00:12:09,713 --> 00:12:11,582
- That's because
- you're listening to Dr. Fisher
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- instead of to the show.
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- 00:12:13,717 --> 00:12:16,587
- Vanessa,
- what were you thinking?
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- 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,289
- Klaus,
- stop being a wisecracker.
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- 00:12:19,356 --> 00:12:21,625
- So, are you two
- enjoying yourselves?
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- 00:12:21,692 --> 00:12:24,328
- Do you want me to kill myself?
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- 00:12:24,394 --> 00:12:27,731
- Ashtar, what is your Prince
- Charming supposed to be like?
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- 00:12:27,799 --> 00:12:30,634
- Like me?
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- 00:12:30,701 --> 00:12:33,704
- Ashtar particular.
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- 00:12:33,771 --> 00:12:38,242
- - Just like you!
- - Ha! You crazy chicken!
- 187
- 00:12:38,308 --> 00:12:40,812
- No, you're the chicken.
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- 00:12:40,879 --> 00:12:43,680
- - Um...
- - So, how's your friend?
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- 00:12:43,747 --> 00:12:45,682
- The friend
- with the squeaky voice?
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- 00:12:45,749 --> 00:12:49,353
- What?
- Tippie, the antique vendor?
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- 00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:51,522
- - Fool's gold!
- - False goat?
- 192
- 00:12:51,588 --> 00:12:53,825
- Are you deaf?
- It's not real gold.
- 193
- 00:12:53,892 --> 00:12:58,095
- - But that can't be true.
- - Well, that's the way it is.
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- 00:12:58,161 --> 00:13:00,697
- Fool's gold,
- battered leather, no key.
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- 00:13:00,765 --> 00:13:05,302
- Yuck! And there are
- chicken bones on it.
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- 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:08,539
- It's really worth
- nothing at all?
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- 00:13:08,605 --> 00:13:12,709
- - Okay. Give me the book.
- - Hm!
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- 00:13:12,777 --> 00:13:15,579
- - Here, take this.
- - Snickerdoodle! A 20!
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- 00:13:16,948 --> 00:13:20,785
- Tch, tch, tch.
- Now, make like a tree and leave.
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- 00:13:22,452 --> 00:13:26,356
- Freaking A! That is so awesome!
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- 00:13:26,423 --> 00:13:28,358
- Tippie, you're the cat's meow!
- 202
- 00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:32,563
- Hokus pyokus.
- 203
- 00:13:32,629 --> 00:13:36,667
- Oh-ho! Hokus pyokus!
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- 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:41,171
- Sauerkraut and oatmeal swirls,
- I order you to bend your curls!
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- 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:42,774
- Hm!
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- 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,812
- Ha! How was I?
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- 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,213
- Woo-hoo!
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- 00:13:51,515 --> 00:13:53,584
- - Hm!
- - Yeah!
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- 00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:57,187
- Please, no applause for...
- for the wizard.
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- 00:13:57,254 --> 00:14:00,490
- Yeah! Woo-hoo-hoo!
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- 00:14:00,858 --> 00:14:02,626
- Bravo!
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- 00:14:02,693 --> 00:14:05,529
- Well, you seem to have
- one fan in the audience.
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- 00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:07,698
- Then she should come up
- on my stage.
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- 00:14:07,765 --> 00:14:10,601
- With her, I can do my
- clairvoyant poppa-the-nuttsa!
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- 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,503
- We're not interested
- in your miniature "Rumburak."
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- 00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:15,706
- But Rumburak is of great length!
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- 00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:18,776
- Many woman has felt its magic!
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- 00:14:18,843 --> 00:14:21,946
- Oh, and speaking of schmeckels,
- I got two of those.
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- 00:14:22,013 --> 00:14:23,915
- An aberration!
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- 00:14:23,982 --> 00:14:25,716
- Disgusting!
- 221
- 00:14:25,783 --> 00:14:27,484
- Wow!
- 222
- 00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:28,786
- That was a brilliant trick.
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- 00:14:28,853 --> 00:14:32,890
- I've seen better tricks
- in my day. Glad he's gone!
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- 00:14:32,957 --> 00:14:34,658
- Mm-hm?
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- 00:14:34,725 --> 00:14:36,794
- Now, let us focus on you,
- Michael.
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- 00:14:36,861 --> 00:14:40,932
- Mickel, Mackel, Muckel. Mookle,
- Meekle Michael Waits!
- 227
- 00:14:40,999 --> 00:14:43,200
- Tell us your story!
- 228
- 00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:45,903
- Well, about 25 years ago,
- 229
- 00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:49,606
- was when we first... met them.
- 230
- 00:14:49,673 --> 00:14:52,309
- Um... They were...
- 231
- 00:14:52,376 --> 00:14:56,747
- small shadows
- that appeared to be giggling.
- 232
- 00:14:56,814 --> 00:15:01,886
- Who or what were these...
- "small shadows", Michael?
- 233
- 00:15:01,953 --> 00:15:07,157
- Well, they were naughty,
- spiteful, impudent creatures.
- 234
- 00:15:07,959 --> 00:15:09,660
- They were deformed.
- 235
- 00:15:09,726 --> 00:15:11,896
- They were the trolls
- of the night.
- 236
- 00:15:11,963 --> 00:15:15,399
- Sounds like the usual
- Baden-Baden inhabitants to me!
- 237
- 00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:18,770
- That sounds like a really,
- really bad movie.
- 238
- 00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:21,638
- - Where are you going?
- - I'm just going to the loo.
- 239
- 00:15:21,705 --> 00:15:22,974
- It was awful,
- 240
- 00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:26,343
- just worse than anything
- the human brain can imagine.
- 241
- 00:15:27,444 --> 00:15:30,313
- What a pervert!
- 242
- 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:33,717
- Oh, Mr. Kaiser!
- Mr. Kaiser!
- 243
- 00:15:33,785 --> 00:15:36,988
- Ah, lovely young woman
- from audience.
- 244
- 00:15:37,055 --> 00:15:41,358
- Yes. I am so sorry
- you were interrupted earlier,
- 245
- 00:15:41,425 --> 00:15:46,396
- as I would have loved to do that
- with you, the mental polonaise.
- 246
- 00:15:46,463 --> 00:15:48,699
- Mental poppa-the-nuttsa!
- 247
- 00:15:48,766 --> 00:15:51,668
- Yes! I would have loved
- to do that with you.
- 248
- 00:15:51,735 --> 00:15:55,439
- Maybe later we could do
- some, uh, exercises? No?
- 249
- 00:15:56,774 --> 00:15:58,508
- Ah!
- 250
- 00:15:58,575 --> 00:16:00,845
- Hold on. Where is that thing?
- 251
- 00:16:02,412 --> 00:16:04,548
- Hello, Vanessa Mayer.
- 252
- 00:16:04,614 --> 00:16:07,952
- - Vanessa, it's me, your mother...
- - No, sorry. Wrong number.
- 253
- 00:16:08,019 --> 00:16:10,287
- Oh, those creepy stalkers.
- 254
- 00:16:10,353 --> 00:16:12,489
- And I would like
- to introduce myself.
- 255
- 00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:14,524
- - I am...
- - Vanessa Mayer.
- 256
- 00:16:14,591 --> 00:16:17,327
- How do you know that?
- 257
- 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:20,497
- My name is Vladimir Kaiser,
- the lascivious psychic.
- 258
- 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:25,335
- - Oh! That is so exciting!
- - Here's my business card.
- 259
- 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:28,305
- If you're ever in need of wizard
- for opening of car dealership
- 260
- 00:16:28,371 --> 00:16:31,809
- or, you know, supermarket
- or whatever, or an orgy,
- 261
- 00:16:31,876 --> 00:16:34,045
- I can be found in Hotel Dorint.
- 262
- 00:16:34,112 --> 00:16:36,848
- Oh! Great!
- 263
- 00:16:38,015 --> 00:16:39,851
- Oh. Mm.
- 264
- 00:16:42,019 --> 00:16:44,254
- It was... It was terrible.
- 265
- 00:16:46,124 --> 00:16:48,325
- They ended up killing my wife.
- 266
- 00:16:48,391 --> 00:16:50,594
- Oh! They didn't?
- 267
- 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:52,596
- Oh, yes, they did.
- 268
- 00:16:52,662 --> 00:16:55,332
- As they are not meat eaters,
- 269
- 00:16:55,398 --> 00:16:57,501
- they turned my wife
- into a plant.
- 270
- 00:16:57,567 --> 00:17:02,339
- So that she became
- half-plant, half-man,
- 271
- 00:17:02,405 --> 00:17:05,509
- the goblins' favorite food.
- 272
- 00:17:05,575 --> 00:17:08,012
- It all happened
- in a place called Nilbog.
- 273
- 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:10,313
- Nilbog?
- 274
- 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,984
- Yeah, that's "goblin"
- spelled backwards.
- 275
- 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:19,023
- How does someone invent
- so much shit?
- 276
- 00:17:19,090 --> 00:17:20,124
- Really!
- 277
- 00:17:20,191 --> 00:17:22,492
- It's been an incredible
- show tonight.
- 278
- 00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:24,561
- This guy's the weirdest
- of them all!
- 279
- 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:27,999
- Sometimes, I have the feeling
- there are only mad people here.
- 280
- 00:17:28,065 --> 00:17:29,901
- Mad, mad, mad people!
- 281
- 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,069
- Hey, man, how can I get you
- to understand?
- 282
- 00:17:32,136 --> 00:17:33,905
- I'm no maniac.
- 283
- 00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:36,640
- Michael Waits wins
- the Cuckoo Of The Week.
- 284
- 00:17:36,706 --> 00:17:38,642
- The Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo...
- 285
- 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,011
- Did I miss something?
- 286
- 00:17:40,077 --> 00:17:41,913
- You're back
- at the right moment.
- 287
- 00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:45,415
- They are just conferring
- the Cuckoo Of The Week.
- 288
- 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,685
- - I got the Cuckoo Of The Week!
- - Mom, I gotta go now.
- 289
- 00:17:48,753 --> 00:17:51,488
- - But why?
- - Charlie's waiting for me.
- 290
- 00:17:51,555 --> 00:17:53,390
- This is terrific! Ha-ha.
- 291
- 00:17:53,456 --> 00:17:55,525
- Charlie's her new
- sexy boyfriend.
- 292
- 00:17:55,592 --> 00:17:59,663
- You have to see him with your
- own eyes. Come on, let's go.
- 293
- 00:17:59,729 --> 00:18:02,532
- Look at those teeth!
- 294
- 00:18:02,599 --> 00:18:04,168
- I'm a real dentist.
- 295
- 00:18:04,235 --> 00:18:06,137
- Huh?
- 296
- 00:18:06,204 --> 00:18:08,940
- Huh?
- 297
- 00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:14,444
- Why are you all laughing?
- 298
- 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,681
- These creatures can transform
- themselves into human beings
- 299
- 00:18:17,747 --> 00:18:21,418
- anytime and anywhere they want.
- 300
- 00:18:21,484 --> 00:18:25,089
- Just remember,
- goblins still exist!
- 301
- 00:18:25,156 --> 00:18:27,792
- Goblins still exist...
- still exist.
- 302
- 00:18:31,863 --> 00:18:35,432
- - Wasn't that funny?
- - No, not at all.
- 303
- 00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:38,069
- - Hey, Charlie!
- - Hey, babe.
- 304
- 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:43,607
- Klaus, this is the new boyfriend
- of my daughter.
- 305
- 00:18:43,673 --> 00:18:46,043
- - Isn't he handsome?
- - Mom! Come on!
- 306
- 00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:50,214
- Hi, everybody. I'm Charlie.
- And you look like Columbo.
- 307
- 00:18:50,281 --> 00:18:51,581
- Uh... Who?
- 308
- 00:18:51,648 --> 00:18:54,451
- - Let's get outta here.
- - Where are you going, kids?
- 309
- 00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:57,788
- - Uh, to the white rock.
- - Oh, the lover's rock!
- 310
- 00:18:57,855 --> 00:19:01,125
- Ah! Natalja?
- 311
- 00:19:01,192 --> 00:19:04,694
- Natalja! Auntie Helga is coming
- at nine o'clock.
- 312
- 00:19:04,762 --> 00:19:06,696
- You have to be back on time.
- 313
- 00:19:06,764 --> 00:19:08,732
- - Probably not!
- - Oh, shoot!
- 314
- 00:19:12,837 --> 00:19:14,805
- Fascinating! Fascinating!
- 315
- 00:19:14,872 --> 00:19:17,474
- What do you think?
- How old is this thing?
- 316
- 00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:19,609
- Hard to tell, Mayor Keller.
- 317
- 00:19:19,676 --> 00:19:21,178
- - Judging by its breasts...
- - Oh, hello!
- 318
- 00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:25,182
- - ..I'd say 600, 700 years.
- - Well I'll be!
- 319
- 00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,584
- Do you really think
- this is a depiction
- 320
- 00:19:27,651 --> 00:19:30,121
- of the legendary
- Marquess of Baden?
- 321
- 00:19:30,187 --> 00:19:32,622
- - Mm-hm.
- - Ah!
- 322
- 00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:35,860
- What a find! What a find!
- 323
- 00:19:35,927 --> 00:19:37,962
- Miss Hermann, Miss Hermann!
- 324
- 00:19:38,029 --> 00:19:41,165
- Call the press! Call the press!
- Call the press! Call the press!
- 325
- 00:19:41,232 --> 00:19:43,834
- Ooh, yes!
- 326
- 00:19:43,901 --> 00:19:45,770
- Moving on the press conference!
- 327
- 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,906
- - Of course, Monsieur Mayor.
- - Picture, quick
- 328
- 00:19:48,973 --> 00:19:52,243
- - Here's my helmet.
- - Tsk! Ridiculous!
- 329
- 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,946
- No, no, just me!
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- 330
- 00:19:56,713 --> 00:19:58,682
- Come a
- little closer.
- 331
- 00:19:58,748 --> 00:20:01,185
- Can't you get me
- out of here already?
- 332
- 00:20:01,252 --> 00:20:03,520
- I think we can
- work something out!
- 333
- 00:20:04,989 --> 00:20:06,656
- Ha!
- 334
- 00:20:06,723 --> 00:20:08,591
- Hey, we gotta get this broad
- outta here today.
- 335
- 00:20:08,658 --> 00:20:12,529
- - The shift starts at seven.
- - Oh, the hoi polloi.
- 336
- 00:20:12,595 --> 00:20:13,831
- This "broad",
- just to quote you,
- 337
- 00:20:13,898 --> 00:20:16,533
- is older than your great
- grandmother and therefore,
- 338
- 00:20:16,599 --> 00:20:20,771
- so valuable and historical
- you couldn't dream of it.
- 339
- 00:20:20,838 --> 00:20:23,707
- Yeah, all right, take her off
- to some museum or something.
- 340
- 00:20:23,774 --> 00:20:25,675
- My boys will resurrect
- the crucifix
- 341
- 00:20:25,742 --> 00:20:27,912
- then we can do
- what needs to be done.
- 342
- 00:20:27,979 --> 00:20:31,614
- You know what I'm thinking,
- wisenheimer?
- 343
- 00:20:31,681 --> 00:20:36,020
- Baden-Baden could be full
- of treasures, and they're mine.
- 344
- 00:20:36,087 --> 00:20:38,688
- So, don't forget.
- 345
- 00:20:38,756 --> 00:20:41,759
- I am the mayor, ay, ay, ay!
- 346
- 00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:44,661
- Miss Hermann?
- Miss Herrmann?
- 347
- 00:20:44,728 --> 00:20:45,930
- What a pain!
- 348
- 00:20:45,997 --> 00:20:47,999
- Listen, Hansi.
- Put all this in the warehouse.
- 349
- 00:20:48,065 --> 00:20:51,335
- - I want you to be careful.
- - I can see the headlines.
- 350
- 00:20:51,402 --> 00:20:54,671
- Only three weeks in office
- and already the Super-Mayor
- 351
- 00:20:54,738 --> 00:20:59,076
- helps provide Baden-Baden
- with a World Cultural Hermitage.
- 352
- 00:20:59,143 --> 00:21:01,578
- I can see it, too.
- 353
- 00:21:01,644 --> 00:21:04,714
- The two of us!
- 354
- 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,020
- So good that
- you called me, Miss Tippie.
- 355
- 00:21:13,157 --> 00:21:16,060
- But how can it be that the pages
- are stuck together?
- 356
- 00:21:17,061 --> 00:21:18,829
- Give me that!
- 357
- 00:21:28,806 --> 00:21:31,075
- Ghastly!
- 358
- 00:21:31,142 --> 00:21:33,811
- That book is a toaster!
- 359
- 00:21:33,878 --> 00:21:37,915
- There is a legend,
- an old forgotten legend,
- 360
- 00:21:37,982 --> 00:21:39,884
- about a magic book.
- 361
- 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,852
- A little like the Smurfs.
- 362
- 00:21:41,919 --> 00:21:44,922
- And normally, I don't take
- such tales so seriously,
- 363
- 00:21:44,989 --> 00:21:48,759
- but this book seems
- to withhold a magic aura.
- 364
- 00:21:48,826 --> 00:21:51,028
- This ancient symbol
- of the Necronomicon
- 365
- 00:21:51,095 --> 00:21:54,031
- was used in black magic
- to manipulate reality.
- 366
- 00:21:54,098 --> 00:21:57,168
- Wow! What do you think
- I should do with it?
- 367
- 00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:59,937
- The oddest things
- are bestsellers on eBay.
- 368
- 00:22:00,004 --> 00:22:04,108
- Are you completely insane?
- You can't just sell this book!
- 369
- 00:22:05,342 --> 00:22:07,845
- This thing is perhaps
- 370
- 00:22:07,912 --> 00:22:11,916
- the greatest discovery ever
- from Baden-Baden.
- 371
- 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:14,051
- - Baden-Baden?
- - Baden-Baden?
- 372
- 00:22:14,118 --> 00:22:15,786
- Baden-Baden.
- 373
- 00:22:15,853 --> 00:22:18,789
- - From the discoveries made here.
- - Woah!
- 374
- 00:22:18,856 --> 00:22:22,159
- - Can I take this rarity home?
- - No!
- 375
- 00:22:22,226 --> 00:22:25,329
- Then you'll have to take me
- as well, and I like wine.
- 376
- 00:22:25,396 --> 00:22:28,698
- For a start, you'll have to get
- me all sloshed or something.
- 377
- 00:22:28,766 --> 00:22:31,902
- You can only touch our little
- precious if there's hanky panky.
- 378
- 00:22:31,969 --> 00:22:35,239
- - This time he won't get away.
- - What drug is she on?
- 379
- 00:22:35,306 --> 00:22:38,342
- ⪠Yes, I give this book to you âª
- 380
- 00:22:38,409 --> 00:22:41,345
- ⪠On just one condition âª
- 381
- 00:22:41,412 --> 00:22:44,048
- ⪠Promise me I will take part âª
- 382
- 00:22:44,115 --> 00:22:47,084
- ⪠In your examination âª
- 383
- 00:22:47,151 --> 00:22:49,954
- ⪠What about tonight? âª
- 384
- 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:52,022
- ⪠What about tonight? âª
- 385
- 00:22:52,089 --> 00:22:55,126
- No, no! Tonight, I can't.
- 386
- 00:22:55,192 --> 00:22:57,294
- I-I have to repair my bicycle.
- 387
- 00:22:57,361 --> 00:23:00,131
- ⪠What about tomorrow? âª
- 388
- 00:23:00,197 --> 00:23:01,832
- No, no!
- 389
- 00:23:01,899 --> 00:23:04,235
- I already have
- a dinner appointment
- 390
- 00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:06,237
- - with Madame Mayer.
- - Oh.
- 391
- 00:23:06,303 --> 00:23:08,906
- I'll stop by after that,
- in the afternoon.
- 392
- 00:23:08,973 --> 00:23:13,944
- I will have my photo-apparatus
- with me, so I can take a photo.
- 393
- 00:23:14,011 --> 00:23:17,348
- - Of me?
- - No, of the book, what else?
- 394
- 00:23:17,414 --> 00:23:19,116
- Mm.
- 395
- 00:23:19,183 --> 00:23:24,088
- But now I... I have to leave...
- because of my hike.
- 396
- 00:23:24,155 --> 00:23:26,123
- My bike! My bike!
- 397
- 00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:30,895
- You know, uh...
- Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft!
- 398
- 00:23:30,961 --> 00:23:34,131
- Zz, zz, zz, zz, zz, zz!
- Ch-ch-ch-ch! You know.
- 399
- 00:23:34,198 --> 00:23:35,966
- - Uh-huh?
- - Yeah.
- 400
- 00:23:36,033 --> 00:23:38,035
- Well, that's wonderful.
- I'll see you tomorrow!
- 401
- 00:23:38,102 --> 00:23:41,372
- But you have to
- look after this book!
- 402
- 00:23:41,438 --> 00:23:45,109
- - Huh?
- - I'll come back tomorrow.
- 403
- 00:23:45,176 --> 00:23:48,445
- Tomorrow!
- To you!
- 404
- 00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:51,448
- I'll come back... to you.
- 405
- 00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:54,919
- Yeah. Oh.
- 406
- 00:23:54,985 --> 00:23:57,988
- Oh!
- 407
- 00:24:04,295 --> 00:24:06,030
- Ooh!
- 408
- 00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:08,299
- I wonder if my mom
- would like her.
- 409
- 00:24:12,469 --> 00:24:14,071
- Hansi.
- 410
- 00:24:14,138 --> 00:24:17,942
- You haven't seen my book,
- by any chance?
- 411
- 00:24:18,008 --> 00:24:20,743
- Have you, Hansi?
- 412
- 00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:24,481
- Oh, man!
- 413
- 00:24:26,016 --> 00:24:28,118
- Oh, Hansi!
- 414
- 00:24:33,090 --> 00:24:37,127
- Come to me, be all mine.
- 415
- 00:24:37,194 --> 00:24:40,064
- I was too lonely
- in my lair,
- 416
- 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:43,534
- had neither love
- nor any air.
- 417
- 00:24:43,601 --> 00:24:48,172
- Now, kiss me,
- awaken my fire!
- 418
- 00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:54,511
- Yes! But take heed,
- for I'm a monster indeed!
- 419
- 00:25:11,362 --> 00:25:14,064
- You certainly didn't last
- very long!
- 420
- 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:20,104
- This is your end,
- and our beginning!
- 421
- 00:25:58,642 --> 00:26:00,577
- What now?
- 422
- 00:26:01,612 --> 00:26:03,314
- Hello?
- 423
- 00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:06,283
- Natalia?
- 424
- 00:26:06,350 --> 00:26:09,253
- Mom?
- Why are you breathing so hard?
- 425
- 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,989
- Because you're still
- not home, young lady.
- 426
- 00:26:12,056 --> 00:26:13,991
- Aunt Helga will be here
- any moment.
- 427
- 00:26:14,058 --> 00:26:16,560
- Oh, Mom, do I really have to?
- 428
- 00:26:16,627 --> 00:26:19,463
- Don't let your auntie hear that.
- You know how sensitive she is
- 429
- 00:26:19,530 --> 00:26:21,899
- - Be back in half an hour.
- - Yeah, but...
- 430
- 00:26:21,965 --> 00:26:24,902
- Get your ass home now. You can
- bring Charlie if you like.
- 431
- 00:26:24,968 --> 00:26:26,537
- I have wine in the fridge.
- 432
- 00:26:26,603 --> 00:26:29,440
- Helga and I will be on
- the terrace waiting for you.
- 433
- 00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:33,210
- - Don't be late.
- - I have to leave now.
- 434
- 00:26:33,277 --> 00:26:34,578
- Oh, come on!
- 435
- 00:26:34,645 --> 00:26:38,382
- Why'd I even bother
- to wear my heart shirt, then?
- 436
- 00:26:41,485 --> 00:26:45,689
- Babe, the heck with it.
- I'll drive you home.
- 437
- 00:26:45,757 --> 00:26:47,491
- We'll do it another time.
- 438
- 00:26:47,558 --> 00:26:50,928
- But first,
- I gotta drain the main vein.
- 439
- 00:26:50,994 --> 00:26:53,330
- Oh, yuck!
- 440
- 00:26:55,499 --> 00:26:57,634
- Ah! The sniff!
- 441
- 00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:00,571
- The smell of a virgin
- is in my nostrils.
- 442
- 00:27:00,637 --> 00:27:03,674
- If I follow my senses,
- there will be no defenses.
- 443
- 00:27:03,741 --> 00:27:07,444
- Oh, virgin!
- Virgin, where are you?
- 444
- 00:27:07,511 --> 00:27:09,046
- Charlie?
- 445
- 00:27:21,625 --> 00:27:25,095
- Come! You are all mine.
- 446
- 00:27:26,697 --> 00:27:28,665
- Ha!
- 447
- 00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:31,001
- Are you crazy?
- 448
- 00:27:32,603 --> 00:27:34,972
- You almost gave me
- a heart attack!
- 449
- 00:27:35,038 --> 00:27:37,474
- What is wrong with you?
- 450
- 00:27:37,541 --> 00:27:39,977
- Hey, I'm just the victim
- of a nightly frenzy.
- 451
- 00:27:40,043 --> 00:27:42,980
- My oldest instincts
- are crying out for you.
- 452
- 00:27:44,615 --> 00:27:46,984
- Go release your instincts
- in the forest!
- 453
- 00:27:47,050 --> 00:27:50,988
- Are you nuts? You
- certainly are endangering mine.
- 454
- 00:27:51,054 --> 00:27:54,425
- I have to go home.
- Like, right now!
- 455
- 00:27:54,491 --> 00:27:58,462
- Come on! Asshole.
- 456
- 00:27:58,529 --> 00:28:03,000
- A male virgin is
- the key ingredient for my plan.
- 457
- 00:28:03,066 --> 00:28:05,436
- I have to free my brothers
- 458
- 00:28:05,502 --> 00:28:08,572
- from the dimension
- of banishment.
- 459
- 00:28:11,475 --> 00:28:13,143
- - Clinky-dinky!
- - Clinky-dinky!
- 460
- 00:28:16,815 --> 00:28:19,716
- Helga, dear.
- I met a real magician today.
- 461
- 00:28:19,784 --> 00:28:24,087
- - With hunchback and wart?
- - His name is Vladimir Kaiser.
- 462
- 00:28:24,154 --> 00:28:25,790
- He's a quack, a spellcaster,
- 463
- 00:28:25,857 --> 00:28:28,292
- and I think he's sleeping
- at the Hotel Dorint.
- 464
- 00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:32,262
- Oh, Vladimir Kaiser!
- Is he handsome?
- 465
- 00:28:32,329 --> 00:28:34,164
- Of course not.
- 466
- 00:28:34,231 --> 00:28:36,300
- Has he already...
- shown you his rabbit?
- 467
- 00:28:36,366 --> 00:28:38,268
- No, not yet!
- 468
- 00:28:39,203 --> 00:28:40,772
- Hi.
- 469
- 00:28:40,839 --> 00:28:43,240
- Oh, the fine lady
- shows up at last.
- 470
- 00:28:44,107 --> 00:28:45,676
- Natalja.
- 471
- 00:28:48,378 --> 00:28:51,315
- So, you're Natalja's
- new boyfriend.
- 472
- 00:28:55,787 --> 00:28:57,822
- Hi, my name's Charlie.
- 473
- 00:28:57,889 --> 00:29:01,592
- Charlie! What a rebellious name.
- 474
- 00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:03,594
- Ooh, look at these tits!
- 475
- 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:06,296
- Your daughter really
- takes after her father.
- 476
- 00:29:06,363 --> 00:29:07,698
- - Ooh!
- - She's got my tits.
- 477
- 00:29:07,765 --> 00:29:11,268
- Because you take after
- your father.
- 478
- 00:29:11,335 --> 00:29:13,337
- You have the same taste
- as your mother.
- 479
- 00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:16,607
- She was a vamp at school.
- She stole every guy of mine.
- 480
- 00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:22,346
- What do you mean I was? I still
- get any man I want. Any man!
- 481
- 00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:24,648
- What a slut!
- 482
- 00:29:24,715 --> 00:29:26,751
- Mom! Shut up!
- 483
- 00:29:26,818 --> 00:29:28,853
- You are so embarrassing!
- You act like a child!
- 484
- 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,588
- - It was a joke!
- - Good night, ladies.
- 485
- 00:29:31,655 --> 00:29:34,324
- - Salut, Charlie.
- - Salut!
- 486
- 00:29:34,391 --> 00:29:37,194
- Why, you floosy!
- Shall we get another bottle?
- 487
- 00:29:37,261 --> 00:29:39,096
- Oh, yes, yes, yes.
- 488
- 00:29:39,162 --> 00:29:42,699
- That female
- is the ideal host for me.
- 489
- 00:29:44,735 --> 00:29:47,337
- - Open up the good stuff.
- - You'll drink anything anyway.
- 490
- 00:29:52,709 --> 00:29:55,813
- Who put a vase here?
- 491
- 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,216
- Oh, I feel so different today.
- 492
- 00:30:01,251 --> 00:30:02,754
- My medicine.
- 493
- 00:30:03,788 --> 00:30:05,389
- Delicious.
- 494
- 00:30:06,423 --> 00:30:08,826
- You are delicious!
- 495
- 00:30:08,893 --> 00:30:14,231
- Amei, omown, youmou, nomow!
- 496
- 00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:18,903
- Vanessa?
- 497
- 00:30:18,970 --> 00:30:21,371
- Oh! Did the bottle pop on you?
- 498
- 00:30:22,807 --> 00:30:25,242
- Have you gone vegetarian on me?
- 499
- 00:30:32,951 --> 00:30:36,286
- Are you a virgin? Hm.
- 500
- 00:30:36,353 --> 00:30:38,488
- You are a virgin!
- 501
- 00:30:42,292 --> 00:30:43,861
- You're aware those flowers
- are fake.
- 502
- 00:30:43,928 --> 00:30:47,297
- Can't imagine
- the plastic tastes good.
- 503
- 00:30:47,364 --> 00:30:50,200
- I think they're perfect
- as they are.
- 504
- 00:30:50,267 --> 00:30:52,202
- Oh.
- 505
- 00:30:52,269 --> 00:30:54,939
- Shall I get you some salt,
- sweetheart?
- 506
- 00:30:55,006 --> 00:30:58,342
- - Huh?
- - Freaking salt, I hate it!
- 507
- 00:30:58,408 --> 00:31:01,779
- You sound just like
- Aunt Barbara, always low-sodium.
- 508
- 00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:06,784
- - Hold this, you old maid!
- - Oh, Vanessa.
- 509
- 00:31:06,851 --> 00:31:09,219
- That's, uh... so sweet of you.
- 510
- 00:31:12,289 --> 00:31:16,326
- Goosey maid,
- so well-behaved,
- 511
- 00:31:16,393 --> 00:31:18,830
- with my hands upon your spine,
- 512
- 00:31:18,896 --> 00:31:23,533
- my power reigns,
- your will is mine!
- 513
- 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:27,404
- - Now, get me a broom!
- - Wonderful. I love brooms.
- 514
- 00:31:52,362 --> 00:31:54,665
- The Mummel Lake!
- 515
- 00:32:02,506 --> 00:32:03,740
- Ha-ha!
- 516
- 00:32:15,019 --> 00:32:18,455
- Flammen, flammake...
- 517
- 00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:19,757
- flammauk!
- 518
- 00:32:25,395 --> 00:32:28,465
- It rustles among the reeds!
- 519
- 00:32:28,532 --> 00:32:32,036
- It tinkles between the kelp!
- 520
- 00:32:32,103 --> 00:32:36,406
- Dark water and green clover.
- 521
- 00:32:36,473 --> 00:32:41,344
- King of the lake,
- I beg you, come over!
- 522
- 00:32:56,493 --> 00:32:59,329
- Who's doing
- all this bad rhyming?
- 523
- 00:33:00,363 --> 00:33:02,432
- I hate being woken up.
- 524
- 00:33:02,499 --> 00:33:05,602
- Who just ruined
- my deep-sea nap?
- 525
- 00:33:05,669 --> 00:33:09,774
- It was me, oh, mighty king.
- 526
- 00:33:13,376 --> 00:33:15,378
- I'll make roasted duck of you.
- 527
- 00:33:16,613 --> 00:33:18,548
- Huh? What the hell?
- 528
- 00:33:23,821 --> 00:33:26,556
- What is this?
- 529
- 00:33:26,623 --> 00:33:28,458
- You are a troll?
- 530
- 00:33:28,525 --> 00:33:32,729
- They say that far and wide, you
- have the best nose of them all!
- 531
- 00:33:32,797 --> 00:33:34,866
- You're slimier than any toad.
- 532
- 00:33:34,932 --> 00:33:37,467
- You give me the shivers,
- you scum.
- 533
- 00:33:37,534 --> 00:33:41,773
- You must urgently find me
- the old Book of Magic.
- 534
- 00:33:41,839 --> 00:33:43,775
- I must do nothing!
- 535
- 00:33:43,841 --> 00:33:46,878
- You will be rewarded
- generously, of course.
- 536
- 00:33:46,944 --> 00:33:49,914
- I doubt you've got
- anything to offer.
- 537
- 00:33:49,981 --> 00:33:53,751
- Trolls are experts
- at stealing children.
- 538
- 00:33:53,818 --> 00:33:54,852
- Hm!
- 539
- 00:33:54,919 --> 00:33:56,653
- And if I'm not mistaken,
- 540
- 00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:00,892
- Your Fishiness
- loves the little babies.
- 541
- 00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:06,764
- I'll show you some fishiness!
- But your offer sounds promising.
- 542
- 00:34:08,032 --> 00:34:09,733
- Bring me a baby,
- 543
- 00:34:09,801 --> 00:34:12,602
- and then I shall look for
- the book you seek.
- 544
- 00:34:15,940 --> 00:34:19,709
- Your Majesty is so gracious,
- it shall be my honor
- 545
- 00:34:19,777 --> 00:34:22,712
- to bring you the fairest
- and fattest infant
- 546
- 00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:24,849
- that ever saw the light of day.
- 547
- 00:34:24,916 --> 00:34:27,919
- But not as fat
- a blowfish, got it?
- 548
- 00:34:27,985 --> 00:34:31,721
- I won't disappoint you,
- oh, warlord of the waters,
- 549
- 00:34:31,789 --> 00:34:34,624
- ruler of the lakes, the rivers,
- and the fishes.
- 550
- 00:34:34,691 --> 00:34:36,060
- You forgot something.
- 551
- 00:34:36,127 --> 00:34:39,529
- Just call me
- Don Poseidon,
- 552
- 00:34:39,596 --> 00:34:42,432
- the king who loves
- spreading hell and high water!
- 553
- 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:54,544
- Brew a concoction
- from this flower.
- 554
- 00:34:54,611 --> 00:34:56,580
- The frog king gave this to me.
- 555
- 00:34:56,646 --> 00:34:59,749
- Listen carefully,
- this is of prime importance.
- 556
- 00:35:02,586 --> 00:35:05,089
- After ten minutes have passed,
- 557
- 00:35:05,156 --> 00:35:09,794
- you have to add exactly
- 222 drops of this water,
- 558
- 00:35:09,861 --> 00:35:11,762
- and not one more!
- 559
- 00:35:11,829 --> 00:35:13,998
- Looks like ink,
- but the water is taken directly
- 560
- 00:35:14,065 --> 00:35:17,034
- - from the Mummel Lake.
- - How disgusting!
- 561
- 00:35:17,101 --> 00:35:21,605
- But the spell says I must do
- everything you say.
- 562
- 00:35:21,671 --> 00:35:23,640
- Now, there's only
- one thing left to do.
- 563
- 00:35:23,707 --> 00:35:25,910
- - That would be?
- - We have to find a newborn!
- 564
- 00:35:25,977 --> 00:35:27,845
- Oh, just make one.
- 565
- 00:35:27,912 --> 00:35:31,082
- You need a baby? Wait, aren't
- you a bit too old for that?
- 566
- 00:35:31,148 --> 00:35:33,084
- - I'm 947!
- - Oh.
- 567
- 00:35:33,150 --> 00:35:36,787
- - I've just come of age!
- - Mm-hm.
- 568
- 00:35:36,854 --> 00:35:39,723
- - Look it up in the newspaper.
- - Newspaper?
- 569
- 00:35:39,790 --> 00:35:43,593
- In the newspaper,
- they have a baby department.
- 570
- 00:35:43,660 --> 00:35:47,164
- There are always announcements
- of newborn babies on page 13.
- 571
- 00:35:50,134 --> 00:35:53,737
- A flower a day
- keeps the doctor away.
- 572
- 00:35:53,804 --> 00:35:56,774
- - We can make moonshine.
- - Ah, ha-ha!
- 573
- 00:35:56,841 --> 00:35:59,010
- - Found one.
- - A-ha! Oh.
- 574
- 00:35:59,076 --> 00:36:01,145
- Morning, Mom.
- Morning, Aunt Helga.
- 575
- 00:36:01,212 --> 00:36:05,749
- Good morning, sweetheart.
- Want some tea for breakfast?
- 576
- 00:36:05,816 --> 00:36:09,186
- I'm just brewing some up.
- Early blossom sludge.
- 577
- 00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:12,256
- No, thanks. I'm meeting
- Jenny for breakfast.
- 578
- 00:36:12,323 --> 00:36:15,226
- Not so fast, spring chicken.
- 579
- 00:36:15,293 --> 00:36:17,762
- Is your boyfriend coming, too?
- 580
- 00:36:17,828 --> 00:36:19,997
- Yeah, like I'm gonna
- tell you that!
- 581
- 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,434
- What an insolent offspring!
- 582
- 00:36:30,875 --> 00:36:33,110
- What is that smell?
- 583
- 00:36:44,155 --> 00:36:45,722
- Ooh, they're good!
- 584
- 00:36:45,790 --> 00:36:48,192
- We'll find someone
- to buy your cookies.
- 585
- 00:36:48,259 --> 00:36:51,028
- - If you think so, Granny?
- - Ooh, look!
- 586
- 00:36:51,095 --> 00:36:54,999
- See that blonde? That's
- my neighbor, Madame Mayer.
- 587
- 00:36:55,066 --> 00:36:57,467
- Vanessa! Hello!
- 588
- 00:36:59,837 --> 00:37:02,073
- Huh?
- 589
- 00:37:02,139 --> 00:37:05,309
- For heaven's sake Vanessa,
- what are you doing there?
- 590
- 00:37:08,145 --> 00:37:11,148
- Ew! What are you putting
- in your mouth?
- 591
- 00:37:11,215 --> 00:37:16,553
- Disgusting! I know you'll put
- any man in your mouth! Bleugh!
- 592
- 00:37:16,619 --> 00:37:19,023
- - But trash, too?
- - Vanessa?
- 593
- 00:37:19,957 --> 00:37:21,092
- Huh?
- 594
- 00:37:21,158 --> 00:37:24,594
- Pardon, Madame,
- Vanessa's on a compost diet.
- 595
- 00:37:24,661 --> 00:37:26,596
- - Haven't you heard of it?
- - No, I haven't.
- 596
- 00:37:26,663 --> 00:37:29,934
- - It's the newest thing.
- - Poo-ey!
- 597
- 00:37:30,001 --> 00:37:33,104
- Eugh, it's like eating poo!
- That's a diet?
- 598
- 00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:35,039
- Eating right out
- of the garbage can?
- 599
- 00:37:35,106 --> 00:37:37,908
- - I think she's pregnant.
- - How would you know?
- 600
- 00:37:37,975 --> 00:37:41,045
- Yes. Organic waste tastes good
- to pregnant women.
- 601
- 00:37:41,112 --> 00:37:44,348
- Vanessa, darling!
- 602
- 00:37:44,415 --> 00:37:46,150
- Are you pregnant?
- 603
- 00:37:46,217 --> 00:37:50,254
- Oh, I'm Helga. Helga Wolf.
- 604
- 00:37:50,321 --> 00:37:52,023
- I'm Vanessa's cousin,
- 605
- 00:37:52,089 --> 00:37:55,625
- and currently helping her
- through this phase.
- 606
- 00:37:55,692 --> 00:37:58,963
- - I'm Béatrice, the neighbor.
- - Hm, hm, hm.
- 607
- 00:38:02,665 --> 00:38:05,702
- Bleugh! Bleugh!
- 608
- 00:38:05,770 --> 00:38:08,205
- The banana bread is ready!
- 609
- 00:38:08,272 --> 00:38:11,008
- To stop the bitchin',
- just get in the kitchen!
- 610
- 00:38:11,075 --> 00:38:12,376
- Ow!
- 611
- 00:38:15,678 --> 00:38:17,948
- Count them precisely.
- 612
- 00:38:18,015 --> 00:38:23,020
- Of this water 222 drops.
- 613
- 00:38:23,087 --> 00:38:26,689
- But this is only possible
- by singing the counting song.
- 614
- 00:38:26,757 --> 00:38:28,225
- The counting song?
- 615
- 00:38:28,292 --> 00:38:29,760
- Yeah.
- 616
- 00:38:32,463 --> 00:38:34,999
- ⪠One, two, three-four-five âª
- 617
- 00:38:35,066 --> 00:38:38,102
- ⪠Seven, six, eight, nine âª
- 618
- 00:38:38,169 --> 00:38:42,039
- Yeah!
- ⪠Nine, ten, 11, 12, 13, 14 15 âª
- 619
- 00:38:42,106 --> 00:38:44,674
- ⪠16, 17, 18, 19 âª
- 620
- 00:38:44,741 --> 00:38:46,977
- ⪠20, 21, 22... âª
- 621
- 00:38:48,711 --> 00:38:50,214
- ⪠22, 23, 24... âª
- 622
- 00:38:53,384 --> 00:38:55,786
- Quick, open the door.
- Otherwise I'll miscount.
- 623
- 00:38:55,853 --> 00:38:58,389
- ⪠27, 28... âª
- 624
- 00:38:58,456 --> 00:39:00,324
- Who is ringing
- my bell?
- 625
- 00:39:00,391 --> 00:39:02,760
- Vanessa! What happened
- to your voice? Are you ill?
- 626
- 00:39:02,827 --> 00:39:05,262
- Oh, Vanessa is...
- 627
- 00:39:05,329 --> 00:39:07,164
- I'm hoarse.
- 628
- 00:39:07,231 --> 00:39:09,300
- Oh, is that your lovely
- cousin, Helga?
- 629
- 00:39:09,366 --> 00:39:11,302
- Bonjour, Madame!
- 630
- 00:39:11,368 --> 00:39:13,204
- Hi!
- 631
- 00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:15,072
- What's that magical smell?
- 632
- 00:39:15,139 --> 00:39:16,706
- Arabic tea?
- 633
- 00:39:16,774 --> 00:39:20,144
- 44, 46, 71.
- 634
- 00:39:20,211 --> 00:39:21,345
- 74!
- 635
- 00:39:21,412 --> 00:39:24,048
- Agh! I'm afraid you have
- to leave now, monsieur.
- 636
- 00:39:24,115 --> 00:39:27,451
- - But what about our lunch date?
- - Cancelled!
- 637
- 00:39:27,518 --> 00:39:29,086
- Huh?
- 638
- 00:39:29,153 --> 00:39:34,091
- Béatrice, I got it by now.
- She ate garbage.
- 639
- 00:39:34,158 --> 00:39:38,262
- No, no, no.
- Not just ate it, César.
- 640
- 00:39:38,329 --> 00:39:41,098
- She engorged it.
- 641
- 00:39:41,165 --> 00:39:43,733
- And that is definitely
- beyond normal!
- 642
- 00:39:43,801 --> 00:39:48,305
- Good Lord, Béatrice!
- You are such a gossip queen!
- 643
- 00:39:48,372 --> 00:39:51,242
- And every single time,
- you over-exaggerate.
- 644
- 00:39:51,308 --> 00:39:54,711
- I can tell there's something
- foul at the Mayers'.
- 645
- 00:39:54,778 --> 00:39:58,382
- A business, with all these men
- coming and going, and now...
- 646
- 00:39:58,449 --> 00:40:03,254
- Hah! I know, I know, I know!
- She's pregnant.
- 647
- 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,290
- - And she eats garbage!
- - And so what?
- 648
- 00:40:06,357 --> 00:40:10,261
- The garbage goes into her mouth,
- and comes right out of yours!
- 649
- 00:40:10,327 --> 00:40:11,728
- Agh! Stupid man!
- 650
- 00:40:19,036 --> 00:40:23,140
- Isn't that Dr. Fischer?
- I'm gonna tell him everything.
- 651
- 00:40:23,207 --> 00:40:25,776
- He's an educated man.
- He'll listen to me.
- 652
- 00:40:25,843 --> 00:40:27,111
- Tippie?
- 653
- 00:40:27,178 --> 00:40:29,480
- - Yes?
- - My appointment is canceled.
- 654
- 00:40:29,547 --> 00:40:31,882
- - Oh, really?
- - If you like, uh...
- 655
- 00:40:31,949 --> 00:40:34,285
- Would you mind
- bringing the book perhaps?
- 656
- 00:40:34,351 --> 00:40:36,453
- - I can cook a meal.
- - I am so there!
- 657
- 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,856
- - Wonderful! I... Oh.
- - Yoo-hoo!
- 658
- 00:40:38,923 --> 00:40:42,927
- Good doctor! Please, please.
- Yeah, please, wait, wait.
- 659
- 00:40:42,993 --> 00:40:44,795
- Wait, wait.
- 660
- 00:40:46,530 --> 00:40:49,533
- Now tell me, weren't you
- just at the Mayers'?
- 661
- 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,304
- Yes, indeed.
- Madame Mayer doesn't feel well.
- 662
- 00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:55,839
- - She seems to be malaise.
- - Malaise?
- 663
- 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,409
- Malaise?
- 664
- 00:40:58,475 --> 00:41:00,844
- Oh, so, that's what it's called.
- 665
- 00:41:00,911 --> 00:41:04,315
- That must be the reason
- she ate garbage this morning.
- 666
- 00:41:04,381 --> 00:41:07,851
- I'm always telling her
- not to eat that much rubbish.
- 667
- 00:41:07,918 --> 00:41:12,056
- Yes. Luckily,
- it doesn't affect her figure.
- 668
- 00:41:12,122 --> 00:41:15,793
- That's gross, disgusting!
- 669
- 00:41:15,859 --> 00:41:20,931
- I'm not talking about fast food.
- I mean... real garbage!
- 670
- 00:41:20,998 --> 00:41:26,103
- Organic waste.
- Scraps. Refuse. Dirt.
- 671
- 00:41:26,170 --> 00:41:28,339
- Do you always
- trash talk like that?
- 672
- 00:41:30,541 --> 00:41:32,409
- Agh!
- 673
- 00:41:35,079 --> 00:41:37,414
- 222.
- 674
- 00:41:37,481 --> 00:41:39,883
- - Tea time!
- - It's done!
- 675
- 00:41:40,951 --> 00:41:43,821
- Oh, I'll bring some cups!
- 676
- 00:41:43,887 --> 00:41:46,824
- I'm getting us two mugs,
- and then we'll do some drugs!
- 677
- 00:41:46,890 --> 00:41:49,026
- Homood, mamagic, quimick!
- 678
- 00:41:49,893 --> 00:41:53,564
- Ha. Perfect!
- 679
- 00:41:53,631 --> 00:41:56,033
- Magic hood.
- 680
- 00:41:58,902 --> 00:42:00,838
- Vanessa?
- 681
- 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:07,378
- Vanessa!
- Did you go to the bathroom?
- 682
- 00:42:07,444 --> 00:42:11,148
- No, you birdbrain.
- I'm gonna get a baby.
- 683
- 00:42:19,156 --> 00:42:21,625
- Something's wrong with you,
- Vanessa Mayer.
- 684
- 00:42:21,692 --> 00:42:24,495
- And I'll be the one
- to find it out.
- 685
- 00:42:30,334 --> 00:42:32,903
- Ah, here it is.
- 686
- 00:42:41,945 --> 00:42:44,648
- Hey, my little darling.
- 687
- 00:42:44,715 --> 00:42:46,550
- It's time to go to sleep.
- 688
- 00:42:49,086 --> 00:42:51,588
- Mommy's gonna take
- a little nap as well.
- 689
- 00:43:04,068 --> 00:43:07,037
- Huh?
- 690
- 00:43:44,241 --> 00:43:46,143
- Shouldn't forget my hood.
- 691
- 00:43:47,177 --> 00:43:50,247
- And my new baby!
- 692
- 00:43:50,314 --> 00:43:55,419
- Oh, coochy, coochy, coochy-coo.
- 693
- 00:43:55,486 --> 00:43:59,356
- Coochy-coo! Coochy, coochy-coo!
- 694
- 00:44:06,063 --> 00:44:09,066
- Ouch!
- I'd kill for a cup of tea!
- 695
- 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,036
- I'll get it!
- 696
- 00:44:13,103 --> 00:44:15,406
- Don't let them sell you
- a vacuum cleaner!
- 697
- 00:44:15,472 --> 00:44:17,174
- Okay.
- 698
- 00:44:19,276 --> 00:44:21,245
- Oh, Charlie.
- 699
- 00:44:21,311 --> 00:44:23,213
- This house needs a troll.
- 700
- 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,917
- Oh. That's so sweet.
- 701
- 00:44:27,451 --> 00:44:28,986
- Thank you so much.
- 702
- 00:44:34,124 --> 00:44:36,527
- You know, I've been behaving
- pretty badly.
- 703
- 00:44:36,593 --> 00:44:39,263
- I don't want to spook you.
- 704
- 00:44:39,329 --> 00:44:43,233
- You really mean a lot to me,
- and... if I lose my virginity,
- 705
- 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:44,701
- I want it to be you.
- 706
- 00:44:44,769 --> 00:44:48,172
- You're so sexy.
- Should we go to your room?
- 707
- 00:44:49,406 --> 00:44:51,074
- Isn't this too fast?
- 708
- 00:44:53,277 --> 00:44:55,345
- You want it, too, don't you?
- 709
- 00:45:00,484 --> 00:45:02,486
- Hm?
- 710
- 00:45:02,553 --> 00:45:05,155
- Uh... Did you bring protection?
- 711
- 00:45:05,222 --> 00:45:07,024
- In extra large.
- 712
- 00:45:10,093 --> 00:45:12,329
- - Oh, Auntie Helga's here, too?
- - Ha-ha-ha.
- 713
- 00:45:12,396 --> 00:45:14,498
- Let's go have
- some fun upstairs.
- 714
- 00:45:16,133 --> 00:45:18,068
- Uh-oh.
- 715
- 00:45:18,135 --> 00:45:21,104
- Well, butter my butt
- and call me a biscuit!
- 716
- 00:45:22,539 --> 00:45:25,042
- Look at the mayor's brooch!
- 717
- 00:45:25,108 --> 00:45:29,613
- The mayor's brooch? It looks
- just like the book's seal.
- 718
- 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:34,318
- Yes, but have you read
- what the article says?
- 719
- 00:45:34,384 --> 00:45:36,487
- "The great mayor,
- Engelhardt Keller,
- 720
- 00:45:36,553 --> 00:45:40,457
- presents the 700-year-old statue
- of Marquess Katherine,
- 721
- 00:45:40,524 --> 00:45:45,195
- which, apparently,
- he dug out himself."
- 722
- 00:45:45,262 --> 00:45:47,498
- I once had my hands on a book.
- 723
- 00:45:47,564 --> 00:45:50,567
- It said something
- about that statue,
- 724
- 00:45:50,634 --> 00:45:53,437
- statue of the Marquess of Baden.
- 725
- 00:45:53,504 --> 00:45:57,307
- Uno momento!
- That means "wait a moment."
- 726
- 00:45:57,374 --> 00:46:01,478
- Ah, yes! Here it is.
- Ha-ha. "The Sagas of Baden."
- 727
- 00:46:01,545 --> 00:46:06,617
- And so that book
- is about my book?
- 728
- 00:46:06,683 --> 00:46:12,556
- Mm. And here it is,
- what I've been looking for.
- 729
- 00:46:12,623 --> 00:46:16,193
- "The Story of Burkhart Keller."
- 730
- 00:46:16,260 --> 00:46:21,298
- He was a chivalrous ancestor
- of our mayor.
- 731
- 00:46:23,667 --> 00:46:27,471
- "Once upon a time,
- thenoble knight, Burkhart Keller,
- 732
- 00:46:27,538 --> 00:46:33,176
- accidentally released a troll
- from its marmoreal slumber.
- 733
- 00:46:33,243 --> 00:46:35,712
- The troll stole
- the knight's breath
- 734
- 00:46:35,780 --> 00:46:41,151
- and maliciously took possessionof
- Katherine, Marques of Baden.
- 735
- 00:46:41,218 --> 00:46:44,388
- The Troll assumed the
- identity of the marquess.
- 736
- 00:46:44,454 --> 00:46:49,192
- Its goal, to open the portal
- of an enchanted prison
- 737
- 00:46:49,259 --> 00:46:51,628
- on the night
- of the summer solstice.
- 738
- 00:46:51,695 --> 00:46:56,433
- The troll had a magic bookto
- help it, adorned with bones.
- 739
- 00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:59,636
- The book had the ability
- to speak.
- 740
- 00:46:59,703 --> 00:47:02,272
- Anyone trying
- to take control of it
- 741
- 00:47:02,339 --> 00:47:06,610
- was struck by violent bolts
- of lightning.
- 742
- 00:47:06,677 --> 00:47:09,279
- The book could only
- be controlled
- 743
- 00:47:09,346 --> 00:47:12,649
- by a magic
- stellar amulet."
- 744
- 00:47:12,716 --> 00:47:14,852
- Ooh! A stellar omelet?
- 745
- 00:47:14,919 --> 00:47:17,321
- An amulet!
- 746
- 00:47:17,387 --> 00:47:21,725
- But now, hold on tight.
- 747
- 00:47:21,793 --> 00:47:25,462
- "After the marquesswas
- revealed to be a changeling,
- 748
- 00:47:25,529 --> 00:47:30,334
- her body was turned to stone
- by a powerful wizard.
- 749
- 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,870
- He had her buried
- with the enchanted book,
- 750
- 00:47:32,937 --> 00:47:36,340
- in the hopes the troll
- would never return."
- 751
- 00:47:36,406 --> 00:47:39,409
- So, you do believe
- in these stories!
- 752
- 00:47:39,476 --> 00:47:43,881
- The statue, it was excavated
- yesterday. It's in the paper.
- 753
- 00:47:43,948 --> 00:47:46,717
- And today is the 21st of June.
- 754
- 00:47:46,784 --> 00:47:50,654
- That means tonight
- is midsummer's night.
- 755
- 00:47:50,721 --> 00:47:53,825
- That coincidence is terrible!
- 756
- 00:47:53,891 --> 00:47:57,594
- You see, as we bore witness
- 757
- 00:47:57,661 --> 00:48:01,833
- to how you were fried by furious
- lightning from the book...
- 758
- 00:48:01,899 --> 00:48:05,602
- - Ooh!
- - There's no doubt about it.
- 759
- 00:48:07,404 --> 00:48:11,575
- There are strange things
- going on here.
- 760
- 00:48:11,642 --> 00:48:15,780
- We have to prevent
- the changeling
- 761
- 00:48:15,847 --> 00:48:18,415
- from coming back to life!
- 762
- 00:48:18,482 --> 00:48:22,787
- If it's not too late already.
- 763
- 00:48:22,854 --> 00:48:27,491
- Vanessa,
- what a cute little stinker!
- 764
- 00:48:27,557 --> 00:48:30,828
- Oh, coochy, coochy,
- coochy, coochy-coo!
- 765
- 00:48:30,895 --> 00:48:35,933
- Oh, stop that. The frog king is
- calling. Go get my broomstick.
- 766
- 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,835
- Stop!
- 767
- 00:48:38,803 --> 00:48:42,406
- - Take it!
- - Oh.
- 768
- 00:48:42,472 --> 00:48:45,777
- - Has that youngling been here?
- - Charlie?
- 769
- 00:48:45,843 --> 00:48:48,712
- Oh, yes.
- He's upstairs with Natalja.
- 770
- 00:48:49,981 --> 00:48:52,249
- Seems that there's some love
- in the air.
- 771
- 00:48:54,786 --> 00:48:56,888
- Oh! Coochy, coochy...
- 772
- 00:48:57,989 --> 00:49:00,290
- Ah, baby...
- 773
- 00:49:02,726 --> 00:49:03,928
- - Mom!
- - What's going on here?
- 774
- 00:49:03,995 --> 00:49:06,964
- - How dare you?
- - I think I'd better skedaddle.
- 775
- 00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:09,533
- Yeah!
- 776
- 00:49:09,599 --> 00:49:11,803
- We'll see if we can try again
- next time!
- 777
- 00:49:11,869 --> 00:49:12,904
- You stay a virgin!
- 778
- 00:49:14,772 --> 00:49:16,974
- Why do you always
- embarrass me like that?
- 779
- 00:49:17,041 --> 00:49:19,576
- Silence!
- 780
- 00:49:19,643 --> 00:49:24,614
- If you don't watch out,
- you'll end up in the shredder!
- 781
- 00:49:46,104 --> 00:49:48,739
- - Hm!
- - Sweetie-pie.
- 782
- 00:49:50,007 --> 00:49:51,943
- Take care, little baby.
- 783
- 00:49:54,946 --> 00:49:57,882
- Take care that the daughter
- doesn't leave the house.
- 784
- 00:49:57,949 --> 00:49:59,884
- Don't let Charlie
- get close to her.
- 785
- 00:49:59,951 --> 00:50:02,419
- He is only of value as a virgin.
- 786
- 00:50:04,654 --> 00:50:07,724
- Oh, don't forget
- your vacuum cleaner.
- 787
- 00:50:07,792 --> 00:50:11,896
- - And fly safely.
- - Never crashed in 1,000 years.
- 788
- 00:50:14,031 --> 00:50:16,666
- Shut up!
- 789
- 00:50:18,136 --> 00:50:19,837
- A baby!
- 790
- 00:50:22,940 --> 00:50:26,643
- The one that's not curious
- will never know anything.
- 791
- 00:50:59,811 --> 00:51:02,379
- She's a witch!
- 792
- 00:51:02,445 --> 00:51:06,784
- Why has that never
- ever occurred to me before?
- 793
- 00:51:06,851 --> 00:51:09,921
- That bitch would never
- have touched a broomstick
- 794
- 00:51:09,987 --> 00:51:11,454
- for cleaning!
- 795
- 00:51:13,124 --> 00:51:16,359
- How can I catch her?
- 796
- 00:51:19,096 --> 00:51:21,833
- Come to Bea!
- 797
- 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,402
- Giddy-up!
- 798
- 00:51:25,468 --> 00:51:27,537
- - Hey!
- - Yee-haw!
- 799
- 00:51:28,471 --> 00:51:30,507
- What the f...?
- 800
- 00:51:30,574 --> 00:51:32,475
- Come back, you horse thief!
- 801
- 00:51:59,237 --> 00:52:03,440
- So, I just pushed my rickety
- bike up the hill for nothing.
- 802
- 00:52:03,506 --> 00:52:05,076
- See you soon, Miss Hermann.
- 803
- 00:52:07,945 --> 00:52:11,581
- But Dr. Fischer. Why are you
- racing off like a stallion?
- 804
- 00:52:11,648 --> 00:52:14,051
- That was the mayor's assistant.
- They are in the cinema.
- 805
- 00:52:14,118 --> 00:52:15,619
- Oh. Which movie?
- 806
- 00:52:15,685 --> 00:52:17,221
- Do I look like Variety?
- 807
- 00:52:17,288 --> 00:52:19,522
- Let's just hope
- he's got the brooch.
- 808
- 00:52:19,589 --> 00:52:20,925
- Oh.
- 809
- 00:52:33,170 --> 00:52:35,739
- Be greeted,
- your fishy highness.
- 810
- 00:52:35,806 --> 00:52:37,975
- King of the Seas,
- vicious nymphs,
- 811
- 00:52:38,042 --> 00:52:42,479
- what a true pleasure it is
- to see you.
- 812
- 00:52:42,545 --> 00:52:46,951
- Yadda yadda! Cut the blabbering
- and fork over the runt.
- 813
- 00:52:47,018 --> 00:52:49,686
- Here it is, Your Majesty.
- 814
- 00:52:49,754 --> 00:52:52,089
- Oooh.
- 815
- 00:52:52,156 --> 00:52:55,659
- Mmm.
- 816
- 00:53:01,598 --> 00:53:04,634
- Nice and soft,
- with crunchy bones.
- 817
- 00:53:04,701 --> 00:53:06,170
- Bon appétit!
- 818
- 00:53:21,852 --> 00:53:24,288
- And now you've had your lunch,
- 819
- 00:53:24,355 --> 00:53:28,692
- I don't mean to nag here,
- but what about my reward?
- 820
- 00:53:28,759 --> 00:53:31,829
- Get up, you slimy kiss-ass!
- 821
- 00:53:31,896 --> 00:53:34,832
- What is it, you irritating toad?
- 822
- 00:53:34,899 --> 00:53:38,803
- I'm looking for
- the Great Book of Spells!
- 823
- 00:53:39,736 --> 00:53:42,807
- Hm! Huh.
- 824
- 00:53:42,873 --> 00:53:45,542
- Rumble mumble, water spell.
- 825
- 00:53:45,608 --> 00:53:48,079
- Where is the book
- that opens hell?
- 826
- 00:53:52,283 --> 00:53:55,685
- Look what got caught
- in my net!
- 827
- 00:53:55,753 --> 00:53:58,255
- The story of
- Burkhard Keller!
- 828
- 00:53:58,322 --> 00:54:01,192
- That place is not far from here.
- 829
- 00:54:01,258 --> 00:54:05,196
- It's in the city
- of the finless ones.
- 830
- 00:54:05,262 --> 00:54:09,233
- - Now, splash off!
- - I thank you, observant master.
- 831
- 00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:11,235
- Gotcha, horse thief!
- 832
- 00:54:11,302 --> 00:54:13,570
- Oh, monsieur,
- please be quiet, I beg you!
- 833
- 00:54:13,636 --> 00:54:16,606
- I'm calling the cops
- immediately, you stupid cow!
- 834
- 00:54:16,673 --> 00:54:18,776
- Humans?
- 835
- 00:54:18,843 --> 00:54:21,578
- Finless ones at my lake?
- 836
- 00:54:21,644 --> 00:54:23,781
- My fat neighbor?
- 837
- 00:54:24,982 --> 00:54:27,251
- Time for some fishing!
- 838
- 00:54:28,618 --> 00:54:31,288
- Dessert time,
- my little ghoulies.
- 839
- 00:54:33,891 --> 00:54:37,194
- Feast, my daughters, feast!!
- 840
- 00:54:44,667 --> 00:54:47,004
- Oh, my God!
- 841
- 00:54:47,071 --> 00:54:49,306
- Yummy! Stop right there!
- 842
- 00:54:58,883 --> 00:55:01,684
- Mm! Ca va être bon tout ca.
- 843
- 00:55:04,355 --> 00:55:06,891
- Gendarmerie Baden-Baden.
- 844
- 00:55:06,957 --> 00:55:11,328
- Hello? Gendarmerie? I need
- your help. I'm being hunted.
- 845
- 00:55:12,830 --> 00:55:15,732
- I'm being chased by a witch!
- She's after me!
- 846
- 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:19,070
- - She wants to kill me!
- - Calm down, madame.
- 847
- 00:55:19,136 --> 00:55:21,571
- Breathe in and tell me
- the whole story.
- 848
- 00:55:24,041 --> 00:55:26,043
- Okay, listen.
- 849
- 00:55:26,110 --> 00:55:27,644
- I'm in the woods of Baden-Baden
- 850
- 00:55:27,710 --> 00:55:29,880
- and I saw my neighbor,
- Vanessa Mayer,
- 851
- 00:55:29,947 --> 00:55:32,083
- and the evil frog
- of Mummel Lake.
- 852
- 00:55:32,149 --> 00:55:34,919
- And they were eating a baby!
- 853
- 00:55:34,985 --> 00:55:36,719
- Hm?
- 854
- 00:55:37,822 --> 00:55:38,923
- Stop slurping.
- 855
- 00:55:38,989 --> 00:55:40,925
- She wants to kill me!
- 856
- 00:55:40,991 --> 00:55:43,094
- Please help me!
- 857
- 00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,362
- Au revoir.
- 858
- 00:55:45,429 --> 00:55:47,832
- Oh, what is it this time?
- 859
- 00:55:54,038 --> 00:55:56,874
- This will be the last time
- you put your fat nose
- 860
- 00:55:56,941 --> 00:55:58,876
- in other people's business!
- 861
- 00:56:08,886 --> 00:56:10,955
- Witches must be tortured!
- 862
- 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,162
- Can't that bitch
- ever die?
- 863
- 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:27,004
- What? Seriously?
- You expect my brooch?
- 864
- 00:56:27,071 --> 00:56:28,839
- - Yes.
- - I can't allow that.
- 865
- 00:56:28,906 --> 00:56:32,076
- This brooch has been
- in my family for 700 years.
- 866
- 00:56:32,143 --> 00:56:35,012
- In fact, I feel I'm naked
- without it.
- 867
- 00:56:35,079 --> 00:56:38,149
- Very naked without it.
- 868
- 00:56:38,215 --> 00:56:42,719
- How terrible.
- Such an... awful day.
- 869
- 00:56:42,786 --> 00:56:44,755
- I'm feeling so depressed.
- 870
- 00:56:44,822 --> 00:56:46,423
- You must know,
- yesterday in the woods,
- 871
- 00:56:46,490 --> 00:56:48,759
- we made a truly historical find.
- 872
- 00:56:48,826 --> 00:56:51,896
- Yeah, that's the reason
- we need his brooch.
- 873
- 00:56:51,962 --> 00:56:53,998
- A hot stud like you
- doesn't need jewelry.
- 874
- 00:56:54,064 --> 00:56:57,835
- You looked really handsome
- in the photo, Mayor Keller.
- 875
- 00:56:57,902 --> 00:57:00,838
- Yes, that's true, quite true.
- Where's my powder?
- 876
- 00:57:00,905 --> 00:57:03,740
- Yes, but what you both
- don't know,
- 877
- 00:57:03,807 --> 00:57:07,044
- this morning,
- the statue was stolen
- 878
- 00:57:07,111 --> 00:57:10,014
- and the watchman was found dead.
- 879
- 00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:11,248
- Oh, my God!
- 880
- 00:57:11,315 --> 00:57:14,151
- Oh, how is that possible?
- 881
- 00:57:14,218 --> 00:57:17,121
- Yes, that's so bad for my image.
- 882
- 00:57:17,188 --> 00:57:20,024
- That means...
- it has already begun.
- 883
- 00:57:20,090 --> 00:57:22,760
- - The demon is amongst us!
- - What demon?
- 884
- 00:57:22,826 --> 00:57:24,962
- The demon from the Dark Ages.
- 885
- 00:57:25,029 --> 00:57:27,765
- It looked like the marquess.
- 886
- 00:57:27,831 --> 00:57:29,300
- Petrified, of course.
- 887
- 00:57:29,366 --> 00:57:32,803
- At first, it was a statue.
- 888
- 00:57:33,837 --> 00:57:36,907
- But... now, it's back.
- 889
- 00:57:36,974 --> 00:57:38,275
- It is... It is...
- 890
- 00:57:38,342 --> 00:57:40,244
- - It is a changeling!
- - Oh!
- 891
- 00:57:40,311 --> 00:57:44,782
- It could look like...
- look like a... an office clerk!
- 892
- 00:57:46,050 --> 00:57:49,920
- Over here! Thank you.
- That's a headline!
- 893
- 00:57:49,987 --> 00:57:50,988
- My image!
- 894
- 00:57:55,993 --> 00:57:58,796
- Monsieur mayor.
- Monsieur Keller, say something.
- 895
- 00:57:58,862 --> 00:58:02,967
- - Mayor Keller. What's happened?
- - Go away, go away.
- 896
- 00:58:05,336 --> 00:58:08,839
- Does anyone have smelling salts?
- 897
- 00:58:12,142 --> 00:58:14,445
- So, is your aunt
- still guarding the hatch?
- 898
- 00:58:18,882 --> 00:58:20,918
- Yeah, and she's still
- acting like a freak.
- 899
- 00:58:20,985 --> 00:58:22,219
- Maybe she's going insane.
- 900
- 00:58:22,286 --> 00:58:24,955
- You should take her
- to the loony bin.
- 901
- 00:58:25,022 --> 00:58:28,058
- Stop it, Charlie.
- She's really freaking me out!
- 902
- 00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:30,961
- Why don't you
- jump out the window?
- 903
- 00:58:31,028 --> 00:58:34,498
- It's much too high, but we have
- a ladder next to the shed.
- 904
- 00:58:34,565 --> 00:58:36,233
- All right, Rapunzel,
- 905
- 00:58:36,300 --> 00:58:38,369
- I'll have to come over
- and save your pretty ass.
- 906
- 00:58:38,435 --> 00:58:42,473
- Please hurry up.
- My mom could be home any minute.
- 907
- 00:58:42,539 --> 00:58:46,310
- She was so creepy.
- She looked just like a monster.
- 908
- 00:58:48,479 --> 00:58:51,181
- I'm getting closer!
- 909
- 00:58:58,355 --> 00:59:00,124
- Bonjour!
- 910
- 00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:03,193
- Hm?
- 911
- 00:59:07,598 --> 00:59:11,535
- Where is the book?
- 912
- 00:59:15,072 --> 00:59:17,341
- Oh, look! There it is.
- 913
- 00:59:17,408 --> 00:59:22,079
- The Great Book of Spells!
- 914
- 00:59:22,146 --> 00:59:24,481
- Have you missed old trollie?
- 915
- 00:59:24,548 --> 00:59:27,284
- My precious love.
- 916
- 00:59:29,286 --> 00:59:32,323
- Oh, my... My book?
- 917
- 00:59:34,158 --> 00:59:38,128
- Agh! Son of a...
- I still need the key!
- 918
- 00:59:44,234 --> 00:59:47,438
- No key!
- 919
- 00:59:48,639 --> 00:59:52,076
- I need to open you up today.
- 920
- 00:59:52,142 --> 00:59:55,045
- It only works
- on midsummer's night.
- 921
- 01:00:05,322 --> 01:00:07,524
- A-a-a-gh!
- 922
- 01:00:10,661 --> 01:00:13,464
- - Do you have an ouchy?
- - Yes, I have an ouchy!
- 923
- 01:00:17,601 --> 01:00:20,604
- A caution sign would help,
- you stupid oaf!
- 924
- 01:00:37,654 --> 01:00:41,525
- Are you seasoning our entrance
- path, you psycho bitch?
- 925
- 01:00:41,592 --> 01:00:44,395
- You cannot kill ants with salt.
- Use baking soda.
- 926
- 01:00:44,461 --> 01:00:48,232
- This line of Himalayan salt
- is not for fighting ants.
- 927
- 01:00:48,298 --> 01:00:51,635
- It's for demons, nymphs,
- wicked witches.
- 928
- 01:00:51,702 --> 01:00:54,972
- None of them should be able
- to pass through it.
- 929
- 01:00:55,038 --> 01:00:56,673
- It's here, in black and white.
- 930
- 01:00:59,042 --> 01:01:01,478
- In a vegetarian
- cookbook?
- 931
- 01:01:01,545 --> 01:01:04,248
- You blind bat!
- It's not just recipes.
- 932
- 01:01:04,314 --> 01:01:06,417
- Ah, right, here it is.
- 933
- 01:01:06,483 --> 01:01:09,653
- "If your fat wife starts
- seasoning the steps with salt,
- 934
- 01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:13,557
- the husband should really
- start to worry."
- 935
- 01:01:13,624 --> 01:01:15,659
- He should pack his bags and go!
- 936
- 01:01:15,726 --> 01:01:19,463
- Here she comes.
- 937
- 01:01:19,530 --> 01:01:22,733
- - The witch!
- - Oh! Mon dieu!
- 938
- 01:01:22,801 --> 01:01:27,237
- - Stay here, dumbass!
- - Bonjour, Madame Mayer.
- 939
- 01:01:27,304 --> 01:01:28,605
- I apologize for
- my wife's behavior.
- 940
- 01:01:28,672 --> 01:01:31,308
- For years, she is "ahahahahaha!"
- 941
- 01:01:34,445 --> 01:01:36,980
- Oh, my God!
- 942
- 01:01:47,090 --> 01:01:48,492
- What is this?
- 943
- 01:01:49,794 --> 01:01:51,495
- Salt?
- 944
- 01:01:51,562 --> 01:01:54,799
- You're not as dumb
- as you look, bitch!
- 945
- 01:01:54,866 --> 01:01:57,701
- But I'm still one step ahead.
- 946
- 01:02:07,144 --> 01:02:10,147
- I'm coming back for you!
- 947
- 01:02:17,421 --> 01:02:20,491
- Madame Penile,
- did you see Vanessa exit here?
- 948
- 01:02:20,557 --> 01:02:22,726
- Well, she looked drugged.
- 949
- 01:02:22,794 --> 01:02:25,128
- Her eyes were red,
- like cocktail tomatoes!
- 950
- 01:02:25,195 --> 01:02:27,698
- And then she completely lost it.
- 951
- 01:02:31,502 --> 01:02:32,937
- I can't believe it!
- 952
- 01:02:33,003 --> 01:02:36,373
- Dr. Fischer, Dr. Fischer! She
- must have run off with the book!
- 953
- 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:39,476
- - I can't find it anywhere!
- - You want your pigsty cleaned?
- 954
- 01:02:39,543 --> 01:02:40,812
- Don't forget the loo!
- 955
- 01:02:40,879 --> 01:02:44,147
- I hate wearing those
- itchy diapers all the time!
- 956
- 01:02:44,214 --> 01:02:46,851
- Dr. Fischer,
- you really wear diapers?
- 957
- 01:02:55,158 --> 01:02:57,829
- Come on, now! Like you mean it!
- 958
- 01:02:57,896 --> 01:02:59,530
- Hurry up!
- 959
- 01:03:05,669 --> 01:03:09,273
- Oh. We have to get it open
- without the key!
- 960
- 01:03:18,950 --> 01:03:22,486
- Troll magic won't help us here!
- 961
- 01:03:22,553 --> 01:03:26,758
- We need...
- We need a human wizard!
- 962
- 01:03:26,824 --> 01:03:30,661
- You need a wizard? Why didn't
- you mention that before?
- 963
- 01:03:30,727 --> 01:03:34,264
- How can I mention it if it's
- something I don't know I need?
- 964
- 01:03:34,331 --> 01:03:38,268
- But you do know a wizard,
- Vladimir Kaiser.
- 965
- 01:03:42,739 --> 01:03:43,707
- Hm?
- 966
- 01:03:52,282 --> 01:03:57,154
- A-ha! Monsieur Kaiser!
- It's good to see you.
- 967
- 01:03:57,220 --> 01:03:58,722
- The pleasure is mine.
- 968
- 01:03:58,790 --> 01:04:01,258
- Monsieur Kaiser,
- I regret to tell you
- 969
- 01:04:01,325 --> 01:04:04,294
- that your check is worth shit!
- 970
- 01:04:04,361 --> 01:04:07,731
- For this reason, we've been
- forced to vacate your room.
- 971
- 01:04:07,799 --> 01:04:09,366
- But that's absurd!
- 972
- 01:04:10,734 --> 01:04:12,837
- Do you know
- who you are talking to?
- 973
- 01:04:12,904 --> 01:04:15,940
- I should be
- knocking you silly, sir.
- 974
- 01:04:16,007 --> 01:04:17,775
- I'm really very sorry,
- 975
- 01:04:17,842 --> 01:04:22,880
- but The Arabello Show
- sent us this message.
- 976
- 01:04:22,947 --> 01:04:27,317
- "Cancel the room
- of this... bungler!"
- 977
- 01:04:32,857 --> 01:04:35,459
- My advice, go somewhere else.
- 978
- 01:04:35,525 --> 01:04:37,694
- You're not welcome. Hm!
- 979
- 01:04:39,797 --> 01:04:42,900
- Hey, Vlady, old boy.
- Come on up and have a drink.
- 980
- 01:04:50,407 --> 01:04:55,980
- You have it goodski. You have
- room, and you won toothy cuckoo.
- 981
- 01:04:56,047 --> 01:04:58,850
- You're the winner. I'm just
- the middle fracking loser.
- 982
- 01:04:58,916 --> 01:05:01,819
- Vladimir, you're no loser.
- 983
- 01:05:01,886 --> 01:05:03,420
- All you do
- is believe in yourself
- 984
- 01:05:03,487 --> 01:05:05,790
- and anything is possible.
- 985
- 01:05:05,857 --> 01:05:09,426
- And you know what?
- You could be a real wizard?
- 986
- 01:05:09,493 --> 01:05:11,395
- Well, if you say so.
- 987
- 01:05:14,932 --> 01:05:17,769
- Hey, Natalja!
- 988
- 01:05:17,835 --> 01:05:20,938
- Ah, dearest Juliet, it's your
- Romeo, not some stupid lark.
- 989
- 01:05:21,005 --> 01:05:24,008
- This is more Rumpelstiltskin
- than Romeo and Juliet.
- 990
- 01:05:24,075 --> 01:05:25,442
- Here we go.
- 991
- 01:05:28,545 --> 01:05:31,248
- Hi.
- 992
- 01:05:31,314 --> 01:05:33,751
- Everyone in this house
- is going crazy.
- 993
- 01:05:33,818 --> 01:05:35,920
- Helga is acting
- like a guard dog,
- 994
- 01:05:35,987 --> 01:05:38,422
- and my mother looks like
- Freddy Krueger
- 995
- 01:05:38,488 --> 01:05:40,925
- wearing a crazy clown wig.
- 996
- 01:05:40,992 --> 01:05:44,461
- Ah, come on. Your mother's hair
- doesn't look that bad.
- 997
- 01:05:44,528 --> 01:05:46,430
- Stop it.
- You know that's not the point.
- 998
- 01:05:46,496 --> 01:05:48,398
- She's acting insane.
- 999
- 01:05:48,465 --> 01:05:51,803
- After you were gone,
- she was laughing like a maniac!
- 1000
- 01:05:51,869 --> 01:05:54,939
- So what?
- Your laugh also sounds maniacal.
- 1001
- 01:05:55,006 --> 01:05:59,342
- Stop it! You remember my mirror?
- The pretty silver one?
- 1002
- 01:05:59,409 --> 01:06:01,946
- It didn't reflect my mother.
- 1003
- 01:06:02,013 --> 01:06:06,483
- It reflected something else,
- something hideous.
- 1004
- 01:06:06,550 --> 01:06:12,023
- Okay, okay. Now listen,
- your mom is not your mom.
- 1005
- 01:06:12,090 --> 01:06:14,291
- Yes, she might look like
- your mom,
- 1006
- 01:06:14,357 --> 01:06:17,360
- but in reality she's a...
- 1007
- 01:06:17,427 --> 01:06:19,663
- m-monster!
- 1008
- 01:06:20,731 --> 01:06:23,433
- You're not taking me seriously.
- 1009
- 01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:25,036
- Okay, come on.
- 1010
- 01:06:25,103 --> 01:06:28,238
- I've got something
- to take your mind off all this.
- 1011
- 01:06:30,141 --> 01:06:33,310
- Oooh. You're so cool.
- 1012
- 01:06:33,376 --> 01:06:34,544
- Hm?
- 1013
- 01:06:42,419 --> 01:06:46,389
- First, a warm-up drink,
- and later we'll party full-on.
- 1014
- 01:06:47,524 --> 01:06:49,593
- Can't wait.
- 1015
- 01:06:55,699 --> 01:06:57,501
- Hey, bartender,
- 1016
- 01:06:57,567 --> 01:07:00,104
- can you pour another whiskey
- for me and my new friend,
- 1017
- 01:07:00,171 --> 01:07:02,572
- the mighty wizard?
- 1018
- 01:07:02,639 --> 01:07:07,477
- A long time no see,
- Vlad the Impaler!
- 1019
- 01:07:07,544 --> 01:07:10,647
- Two angels!
- 1020
- 01:07:10,714 --> 01:07:14,384
- - Mm!
- - Madame Mayer, ooh la-la!
- 1021
- 01:07:15,787 --> 01:07:18,388
- Would you ladies like to have
- a drink with us?
- 1022
- 01:07:18,455 --> 01:07:20,024
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- - Huh?
- 1023
- 01:07:20,091 --> 01:07:23,360
- Oh, hello, there. Helga.
- 50 years and still single.
- 1024
- 01:07:23,426 --> 01:07:24,528
- Of course.
- 1025
- 01:07:24,594 --> 01:07:26,596
- Oh-ho. Bonjour.
- 1026
- 01:07:26,663 --> 01:07:28,498
- I'm Michael Waits,
- from America.
- 1027
- 01:07:28,565 --> 01:07:30,500
- Bet he's got a long-bed pick-up.
- 1028
- 01:07:30,567 --> 01:07:33,603
- - Let's go have a drink.
- - Or six or seven!
- 1029
- 01:07:36,573 --> 01:07:40,443
- I heard you're looking
- for a place to stay tonight.
- 1030
- 01:07:40,510 --> 01:07:43,747
- You really can
- read my mind-ski.
- 1031
- 01:07:43,815 --> 01:07:46,550
- What about your place?
- 1032
- 01:07:46,616 --> 01:07:50,755
- This is Baden-Baden,
- the city of love,
- 1033
- 01:07:50,822 --> 01:07:53,623
- where the women
- always cut to the chase.
- 1034
- 01:07:53,690 --> 01:07:55,392
- Ooh.
- 1035
- 01:07:55,458 --> 01:07:57,527
- We have business deal to finish.
- 1036
- 01:07:57,594 --> 01:08:00,564
- My magic wand
- is waiting for yoo-oo!
- 1037
- 01:08:00,630 --> 01:08:04,634
- Let us, you say,
- begin with that, hm?
- 1038
- 01:08:04,701 --> 01:08:07,604
- What are you doing
- to my son? My new friend?
- 1039
- 01:08:07,671 --> 01:08:09,874
- We're just giving him
- some ice cream!
- 1040
- 01:08:11,608 --> 01:08:14,111
- But I ordered whiskey!
- 1041
- 01:08:14,178 --> 01:08:17,547
- I don't think that would be
- appropriate here.
- 1042
- 01:08:21,853 --> 01:08:23,620
- - Cheers.
- - Cheers.
- 1043
- 01:08:35,699 --> 01:08:38,903
- - Are you okay?
- - My lungs are full of whiskey.
- 1044
- 01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:46,443
- She took off,
- and Charlie's with her.
- 1045
- 01:08:46,509 --> 01:08:48,212
- What?
- Where are they?
- 1046
- 01:08:48,279 --> 01:08:51,916
- - In the juke-joint next door.
- - But didn't you lock them in?
- 1047
- 01:08:51,983 --> 01:08:56,754
- She must have secretly
- flown out the window.
- 1048
- 01:08:56,821 --> 01:08:58,990
- Sorry, guys.
- We have to leave now.
- 1049
- 01:08:59,056 --> 01:09:03,526
- We have to get some ingredients.
- We'll be back in 30 seconds.
- 1050
- 01:09:03,593 --> 01:09:05,930
- Uh, yes. Um... Maybe 40!
- 1051
- 01:09:08,531 --> 01:09:11,235
- My dear Vladimir.
- 1052
- 01:09:11,302 --> 01:09:14,638
- I can see that
- this is gonna be a long night.
- 1053
- 01:09:20,811 --> 01:09:22,646
- Vanessa!
- 1054
- 01:09:26,583 --> 01:09:27,852
- Ciao!
- 1055
- 01:09:32,757 --> 01:09:36,894
- He's here.
- I can smell the virginity.
- 1056
- 01:09:36,961 --> 01:09:40,031
- I can smell it in the air.
- 1057
- 01:09:40,097 --> 01:09:42,499
- Go and get them.
- 1058
- 01:09:42,565 --> 01:09:43,968
- Okay.
- 1059
- 01:09:48,105 --> 01:09:51,741
- You were right, Charlie. Getting
- drunk is good for me.
- 1060
- 01:09:51,809 --> 01:09:53,543
- Yeah, that's how I roll.
- 1061
- 01:09:53,610 --> 01:09:54,946
- That's why I like you.
- 1062
- 01:09:55,012 --> 01:09:58,783
- Yeah, everyone does.
- 1063
- 01:09:58,849 --> 01:10:02,086
- - And I like gin and tonic.
- - I'll get you one.
- 1064
- 01:10:19,971 --> 01:10:23,673
- Vanessa, I've found
- the little bugger.
- 1065
- 01:10:23,740 --> 01:10:26,177
- Now, watch and learn!
- 1066
- 01:10:30,214 --> 01:10:32,116
- Salut, Charlie.
- 1067
- 01:10:34,085 --> 01:10:36,053
- Uh... Madame Mayer?
- 1068
- 01:10:52,003 --> 01:10:54,905
- ⪠What is your secret? âª
- 1069
- 01:10:56,307 --> 01:10:58,109
- ⪠Where do we go? âª
- 1070
- 01:10:58,175 --> 01:10:59,844
- Ooh!
- 1071
- 01:10:59,910 --> 01:11:03,713
- ⪠End all this history âª
- 1072
- 01:11:03,781 --> 01:11:06,183
- ⪠I wanna know âª
- 1073
- 01:11:07,918 --> 01:11:10,955
- ⪠I can't get higher âª
- 1074
- 01:11:11,022 --> 01:11:13,891
- ⪠This feels too right âª
- 1075
- 01:11:15,259 --> 01:11:18,728
- ⪠Is this a lie or âª
- 1076
- 01:11:18,796 --> 01:11:21,298
- ⪠The end of time? âª
- 1077
- 01:11:23,167 --> 01:11:26,703
- ⪠My red magic eyes âª
- 1078
- 01:11:27,805 --> 01:11:31,008
- ⪠Are sucking your soul âª
- 1079
- 01:11:31,075 --> 01:11:35,112
- ⪠Your wishful delight âª
- 1080
- 01:11:35,179 --> 01:11:38,215
- ⪠Is what is my own âª
- 1081
- 01:11:56,367 --> 01:11:58,102
- Here we go!
- 1082
- 01:12:06,911 --> 01:12:08,112
- Mom?
- 1083
- 01:12:09,213 --> 01:12:11,248
- - Charlie?
- - Excuse me!
- 1084
- 01:12:13,117 --> 01:12:14,952
- Vanessa.
- 1085
- 01:12:26,130 --> 01:12:28,933
- Ooh-hoo-hoo! Hey, kiddo.
- 1086
- 01:12:28,999 --> 01:12:30,868
- You never had sex
- 1087
- 01:12:30,935 --> 01:12:33,838
- and now you're trying to take
- this hot MILF home with you?
- 1088
- 01:12:33,904 --> 01:12:35,940
- You'd love to pork her, huh?
- 1089
- 01:12:36,006 --> 01:12:38,442
- Now, look
- and learn, dickless.
- 1090
- 01:12:38,509 --> 01:12:42,079
- Hey, hotty. Bet you just
- never get enough.
- 1091
- 01:12:42,146 --> 01:12:45,916
- Well, my tongue lasts forever,
- so open wide.
- 1092
- 01:12:58,963 --> 01:13:00,297
- Aagh!
- 1093
- 01:13:02,133 --> 01:13:04,135
- Come on! Move it!
- 1094
- 01:13:17,314 --> 01:13:19,250
- Still available!
- 1095
- 01:13:20,351 --> 01:13:22,719
- If you catch me,
- you can have me!
- 1096
- 01:13:26,223 --> 01:13:29,393
- - The 30 seconds are up.
- - Woo, the lady and the wolf!
- 1097
- 01:13:29,460 --> 01:13:32,363
- That was long 30 seconds.
- Where have you been making out?
- 1098
- 01:13:32,429 --> 01:13:35,065
- We were
- at the discotheque next door.
- 1099
- 01:13:35,132 --> 01:13:40,137
- It was wonderful. So much fun!
- Can I, uh, poke my nose in this?
- 1100
- 01:13:40,204 --> 01:13:42,306
- Cut the crap!
- 1101
- 01:13:44,842 --> 01:13:47,011
- Did I tell you that I'm single?
- 1102
- 01:13:47,077 --> 01:13:48,812
- You know, you say that a lot.
- 1103
- 01:13:48,879 --> 01:13:53,017
- Cousin Helga, wizard,
- we have to go.
- 1104
- 01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:56,453
- Come on, Vanessa. Michael
- just asked me to marry him.
- 1105
- 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:58,489
- Charlie's waiting downstairs.
- We have to go!
- 1106
- 01:13:58,556 --> 01:14:00,291
- Who do you think you are?
- 1107
- 01:14:00,357 --> 01:14:02,459
- You won't be my bridesmaid.
- 1108
- 01:14:02,526 --> 01:14:05,462
- The alcohol must
- be why the spell doesn't work.
- 1109
- 01:14:05,529 --> 01:14:09,366
- - What did you say?
- - What I said?
- 1110
- 01:14:09,433 --> 01:14:12,203
- I cast this spell to get her
- under my control
- 1111
- 01:14:12,269 --> 01:14:13,804
- and now it's not working
- any more.
- 1112
- 01:14:13,871 --> 01:14:15,372
- Once I've freed
- my brothers,
- 1113
- 01:14:15,439 --> 01:14:18,175
- your flesh will be the first
- that we feast on.
- 1114
- 01:14:33,190 --> 01:14:35,326
- You know, I love alcohol.
- 1115
- 01:14:35,392 --> 01:14:37,294
- Yeah, me too.
- 1116
- 01:14:37,361 --> 01:14:39,496
- I'm Michael Waits, from America.
- 1117
- 01:14:39,563 --> 01:14:44,468
- - And my name is Helga Wolf!
- - My best film is Troll 2.
- 1118
- 01:14:47,871 --> 01:14:49,340
- Where did you
- learn that?
- 1119
- 01:14:49,406 --> 01:14:52,276
- I have all sorts
- of hidden talents.
- 1120
- 01:14:52,343 --> 01:14:55,346
- Oh, finally!
- There's my book!
- 1121
- 01:14:55,412 --> 01:14:58,148
- Oh, it look more magical
- than ever.
- 1122
- 01:14:58,215 --> 01:15:00,284
- So, she really did steal it!
- 1123
- 01:15:01,585 --> 01:15:03,354
- At last.
- 1124
- 01:15:04,555 --> 01:15:07,324
- Oh, let's see what happens.
- 1125
- 01:15:07,391 --> 01:15:09,994
- Ooh! Oh, fascinating!
- 1126
- 01:15:11,428 --> 01:15:15,299
- 600 years confined
- did I lie.
- 1127
- 01:15:15,366 --> 01:15:18,002
- Now it is time for
- the curses to fly.
- 1128
- 01:15:18,068 --> 01:15:23,007
- How cool is that?
- It even knows how to rhyme.
- 1129
- 01:15:23,073 --> 01:15:25,976
- - Bravo, my dear friends.
- - Huh?
- 1130
- 01:15:26,043 --> 01:15:27,845
- My boy,
- which way to bar?
- 1131
- 01:15:31,515 --> 01:15:35,252
- You two better go outside,
- right away.
- 1132
- 01:15:35,319 --> 01:15:37,521
- You not telling me
- this swinger bar.
- 1133
- 01:15:38,589 --> 01:15:40,457
- I spank you later.
- 1134
- 01:15:40,524 --> 01:15:42,926
- I hope little Rumburak performs
- in group session.
- 1135
- 01:15:42,993 --> 01:15:45,429
- - Thank you for opening my book.
- - Hold on!
- 1136
- 01:15:45,496 --> 01:15:49,566
- What do you mean, "your book"?
- It's mine. I paid for it.
- 1137
- 01:15:49,633 --> 01:15:52,503
- It'll be the last time
- you paid for anything, darling.
- 1138
- 01:15:53,570 --> 01:15:59,510
- Omold, gemirl, shamall, bumurn!
- 1139
- 01:16:01,412 --> 01:16:03,280
- Tippie!
- 1140
- 01:16:03,347 --> 01:16:05,949
- Oh, gosh! You!
- 1141
- 01:16:07,618 --> 01:16:08,719
- You are the demon!
- 1142
- 01:16:08,787 --> 01:16:10,988
- Doc, You're a little off.
- 1143
- 01:16:11,055 --> 01:16:12,489
- She's a witch.
- 1144
- 01:16:19,963 --> 01:16:22,132
- What an awful mess this is!
- 1145
- 01:16:22,199 --> 01:16:26,904
- Sorry about the gunk, but
- you should thank me for that.
- 1146
- 01:16:26,970 --> 01:16:30,541
- - Oh, really?
- - You can kill a witch by fire,
- 1147
- 01:16:30,607 --> 01:16:34,111
- or by a point blank shot
- to the head!
- 1148
- 01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:40,050
- Do I look like
- Sabrina the Teenager?
- 1149
- 01:16:40,117 --> 01:16:43,053
- I'm not a witch. I'm a troll.
- 1150
- 01:16:52,029 --> 01:16:54,565
- Where the heck did you put
- the real Vanessa?
- 1151
- 01:16:56,100 --> 01:16:57,668
- She's in here.
- 1152
- 01:16:57,735 --> 01:16:59,336
- - Klaus?
- - I can hear her.
- 1153
- 01:16:59,403 --> 01:17:00,070
- - Dr. Fischer?
- - Can you hear that too?
- 1154
- 01:17:00,137 --> 01:17:03,140
- She just called my name.
- 1155
- 01:17:05,509 --> 01:17:08,445
- No one can stop me now.
- 1156
- 01:17:12,216 --> 01:17:15,119
- Hold this,
- and enjoy my performance.
- 1157
- 01:17:18,589 --> 01:17:23,227
- Oh, great book
- of spells and wizardry...
- 1158
- 01:17:23,293 --> 01:17:27,631
- show me the answers
- and give advice to me.
- 1159
- 01:17:27,698 --> 01:17:30,601
- How can I open the gate
- to the worlds?
- 1160
- 01:17:30,667 --> 01:17:36,507
- Wake up and give me
- the enchanted words.
- 1161
- 01:17:36,573 --> 01:17:41,211
- To open the portal listen right,
- it must occur on solstice night.
- 1162
- 01:17:41,278 --> 01:17:45,215
- Only the blood of a dunce,
- virgin and pure
- 1163
- 01:17:45,282 --> 01:17:48,285
- will reveal the words,
- that is for sure.
- 1164
- 01:17:52,322 --> 01:17:56,560
- You'd go home with anyone,
- my little Romeo.
- 1165
- 01:17:56,627 --> 01:18:01,131
- I'm so horny, and your
- daughter's giving me blue balls.
- 1166
- 01:18:01,198 --> 01:18:03,667
- - How about her mama?
- - But I'm horny, too!
- 1167
- 01:18:03,734 --> 01:18:06,036
- I like it rough.
- 1168
- 01:18:07,738 --> 01:18:09,206
- No!
- 1169
- 01:18:12,075 --> 01:18:16,680
- Don't be scared.
- This will be magical!
- 1170
- 01:18:16,747 --> 01:18:21,318
- Wumall, rumound,
- frumee, prisonee.
- 1171
- 01:18:21,385 --> 01:18:23,153
- Wumall,
- 1172
- 01:18:23,220 --> 01:18:25,389
- rumound, frumee,
- 1173
- 01:18:25,456 --> 01:18:27,357
- prisonee!
- 1174
- 01:18:29,761 --> 01:18:34,164
- Here they come!
- 1175
- 01:18:34,231 --> 01:18:36,200
- It worked!
- 1176
- 01:18:38,837 --> 01:18:41,672
- It's so good to see you,
- my brothers!
- 1177
- 01:18:41,738 --> 01:18:44,374
- Let the era of trolls begin!
- 1178
- 01:18:49,746 --> 01:18:51,648
- Hocus pocus.
- 1179
- 01:18:55,820 --> 01:18:58,088
- Trixie fixie.
- 1180
- 01:19:01,291 --> 01:19:02,726
- I healed your wound
- 1181
- 01:19:02,794 --> 01:19:06,330
- so you'd look a tad more tasty,
- young Charlie.
- 1182
- 01:19:06,396 --> 01:19:10,400
- Because you will be the welcome
- meal for my brothers.
- 1183
- 01:19:10,467 --> 01:19:13,737
- I just have to activate
- this key.
- 1184
- 01:19:13,805 --> 01:19:15,840
- We have to stop the troll!
- 1185
- 01:19:15,907 --> 01:19:18,108
- But I could've sworn
- she was a witch.
- 1186
- 01:19:18,175 --> 01:19:21,211
- Only in this magical book
- can we find the answers.
- 1187
- 01:19:21,278 --> 01:19:23,480
- But what can we do?
- 1188
- 01:19:23,547 --> 01:19:25,783
- Are you the wizard or me?
- 1189
- 01:19:25,850 --> 01:19:28,118
- Read out the spell! Petrify her!
- 1190
- 01:19:29,186 --> 01:19:31,388
- Listen, troll!
- 1191
- 01:19:31,455 --> 01:19:35,092
- Mamai, rumall,
- lamid, zoomoon, shamuz!
- 1192
- 01:19:38,295 --> 01:19:41,164
- Was that supposed to be magic?
- 1193
- 01:19:41,231 --> 01:19:43,567
- You're so incredibly bad
- at this.
- 1194
- 01:19:46,270 --> 01:19:47,805
- You're making me laugh!
- 1195
- 01:19:57,281 --> 01:20:00,183
- Vladimir, believe in yourself.
- 1196
- 01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:02,787
- You are a real wizard.
- 1197
- 01:20:02,854 --> 01:20:04,889
- Anything is possible.
- 1198
- 01:20:04,956 --> 01:20:07,324
- You do have magical powers.
- 1199
- 01:20:09,493 --> 01:20:12,496
- I will banish you, creature
- of the night, go hence away.
- 1200
- 01:20:12,563 --> 01:20:16,633
- Don't be ridiculous. I'm the one
- throwing the party here.
- 1201
- 01:20:16,700 --> 01:20:18,302
- Amai,
- 1202
- 01:20:18,368 --> 01:20:21,505
- tumurn, demi, tomoo, stomone!
- 1203
- 01:20:23,340 --> 01:20:25,843
- But I don't wanna
- get stoned again!
- 1204
- 01:20:25,910 --> 01:20:30,147
- - Nooooo!
- - Did you see that?
- 1205
- 01:20:37,354 --> 01:20:42,559
- Ah! The real Vanessa and Natalja
- should be inside this amulet.
- 1206
- 01:20:42,626 --> 01:20:45,329
- We must set them free.
- 1207
- 01:20:46,597 --> 01:20:49,399
- If you don't mind, I got it.
- 1208
- 01:21:06,650 --> 01:21:08,518
- - Mom!
- - Natalja!
- 1209
- 01:21:10,587 --> 01:21:12,422
- Natalja?
- 1210
- 01:21:12,489 --> 01:21:13,624
- Oh!
- 1211
- 01:21:15,459 --> 01:21:17,628
- - Have you lost weight, Vanessa?
- - Oh, Klaus!
- 1212
- 01:21:17,694 --> 01:21:19,496
- Is it really you?
- 1213
- 01:21:19,563 --> 01:21:22,399
- I tried to get your attention.
- Didn't you hear me?
- 1214
- 01:21:24,401 --> 01:21:26,269
- Ah! Ooh!
- 1215
- 01:21:26,336 --> 01:21:28,405
- Nothing happened
- between me and your mom.
- 1216
- 01:21:28,472 --> 01:21:31,608
- I told you it wasn't
- my mom. That was a real troll.
- 1217
- 01:21:31,675 --> 01:21:34,277
- What a lovely gnome
- for the patio!
- 1218
- 01:21:34,344 --> 01:21:36,747
- I'm Dr. Oz.
- I mean Dr. Fischer.
- 1219
- 01:21:36,814 --> 01:21:39,549
- And what a nice umbrella holder.
- 1220
- 01:21:39,616 --> 01:21:43,487
- Dee-dee-dee-dee!
- 1221
- 01:21:43,553 --> 01:21:45,757
- Oh, not again!
- 1222
- 01:21:45,823 --> 01:21:47,759
- Oh!
- 1223
- 01:21:56,533 --> 01:22:00,237
- - Hello.
- - Oh, hello.
- 1224
- 01:22:00,303 --> 01:22:05,575
- By the way, which year are we?
- Is this the Renaissance?
- 1225
- 01:22:05,642 --> 01:22:09,881
- Oh, my gosh,
- the Marquess of Baden!
- 1226
- 01:22:09,947 --> 01:22:13,517
- She also was a prisoner
- in the troll's amulet!
- 1227
- 01:22:13,583 --> 01:22:16,453
- You remind me of my mother,
- God bless her.
- 1228
- 01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:18,890
- Oh, how very charming of you.
- 1229
- 01:22:18,956 --> 01:22:20,557
- And you remind me
- 1230
- 01:22:20,624 --> 01:22:24,829
- of a big fat yeast cake
- that's about to explode.
- 1231
- 01:22:24,896 --> 01:22:27,664
- Wait, just a moment.
- I think he looks more like
- 1232
- 01:22:27,731 --> 01:22:30,701
- an old-fashioned donut
- with powdered sugar.
- 1233
- 01:22:30,768 --> 01:22:32,669
- Is this a pastry shop?
- 1234
- 01:22:32,736 --> 01:22:35,405
- Send for a carriage,
- I want to go home.
- 1235
- 01:22:35,472 --> 01:22:37,875
- - You bitch.
- - No, the tart is on the mark.
- 1236
- 01:22:37,942 --> 01:22:40,310
- Let's put her
- in an old folk's home.
- 1237
- 01:22:40,377 --> 01:22:41,745
- She'll fit right in.
- 1238
- 01:22:43,613 --> 01:22:45,083
- But where?
- 1239
- 01:22:45,149 --> 01:22:50,420
- Talk about me doing magic. It
- makes me seem very sexy, nyet?
- 1240
- 01:22:50,487 --> 01:22:54,324
- "Turn woman into chicken."
- "Grow salad on someone's back"?
- 1241
- 01:22:54,391 --> 01:22:57,527
- Disgusting! Oh, a-ha!
- 1242
- 01:22:57,594 --> 01:23:01,631
- "How to send a soul back
- to the Middling Ages."
- 1243
- 01:23:01,698 --> 01:23:03,633
- Klaus, quick,
- give me your phone,
- 1244
- 01:23:03,700 --> 01:23:05,903
- or Helga won't believe
- a word I say.
- 1245
- 01:23:05,970 --> 01:23:08,005
- And now, smile.
- 1246
- 01:23:11,776 --> 01:23:14,678
- - Look at that!
- - You sure look stupid.
- 1247
- 01:23:14,745 --> 01:23:16,546
- Thank you so much.
- 1248
- 01:23:17,849 --> 01:23:20,584
- Wizard, I am ready.
- 1249
- 01:23:20,650 --> 01:23:22,419
- Huh!
- 1250
- 01:23:22,486 --> 01:23:24,789
- - I insist on privacy.
- - Problemski nyet.
- 1251
- 01:23:28,926 --> 01:23:32,729
- Nomow, bomook,
- mamake and shamape!
- 1252
- 01:23:32,797 --> 01:23:35,432
- Tumurn bamack timime!
- 1253
- 01:23:35,499 --> 01:23:38,770
- The frog king
- sent her! She's still hungry!
- 1254
- 01:23:38,836 --> 01:23:39,904
- Get off me!
- 1255
- 01:23:39,971 --> 01:23:43,507
- It's a nymph! Protect me!
- 1256
- 01:23:43,573 --> 01:23:45,609
- You reek out of mouth
- like old...
- 1257
- 01:23:45,675 --> 01:23:48,880
- Hm, if I'm still here,
- the big yeast cake
- 1258
- 01:23:48,946 --> 01:23:52,749
- and his crazy blonde
- must be in the Middle Ages.
- 1259
- 01:23:52,817 --> 01:23:54,484
- Uh-oh.
- 1260
- 01:24:15,773 --> 01:24:17,809
- - What's going on?
- - I don't know.
- 1261
- 01:24:19,143 --> 01:24:22,013
- She disappears!
- 1262
- 01:24:23,114 --> 01:24:25,348
- She was over yonder.
- 1263
- 01:24:27,717 --> 01:24:32,622
- Burkhart. Burkhart, my brother.
- What hath happened to thee?
- 1264
- 01:24:32,689 --> 01:24:34,992
- Beware, Milord, they strike me
- as witchy siblings.
- 1265
- 01:24:35,059 --> 01:24:36,593
- He's dead.
- 1266
- 01:24:37,962 --> 01:24:42,166
- What have they done to you?
- You killed my brother!
- 1267
- 01:24:42,233 --> 01:24:43,968
- Are you nuts?
- 1268
- 01:24:44,035 --> 01:24:47,905
- This must be a misunderstanding,
- Monsieur...?
- 1269
- 01:24:47,972 --> 01:24:49,706
- I am Engelhardt Keller.
- 1270
- 01:24:49,774 --> 01:24:51,108
- Engelhardt Keller?
- 1271
- 01:24:53,845 --> 01:24:56,914
- Then this must be
- Burkhart Keller.
- 1272
- 01:24:56,981 --> 01:24:58,748
- Burkhart who?
- 1273
- 01:24:58,816 --> 01:25:01,853
- The one with whom
- the whole story started.
- 1274
- 01:25:01,919 --> 01:25:04,989
- And you are my prisoners.
- Guard, seize them!
- 1275
- 01:25:06,157 --> 01:25:08,960
- - They're insane.
- - Hey! Oh!
- 1276
- 01:25:09,026 --> 01:25:10,360
- Ow!
- 1277
- 01:25:15,166 --> 01:25:16,934
- Wait! Wait!
- 1278
- 01:25:21,172 --> 01:25:23,774
- You've got
- the wrong people.
- 1279
- 01:25:23,841 --> 01:25:26,010
- - Ow!
- - And who's this wacko?
- 1280
- 01:25:26,077 --> 01:25:28,880
- The Grand Inquisitor,
- Tomasso the Torturer.
- 1281
- 01:25:28,946 --> 01:25:31,481
- I swear, Monsieur Keller!
- 1282
- 01:25:31,548 --> 01:25:35,753
- 'Twas a maiden in white
- who did murder your brother.
- 1283
- 01:25:35,820 --> 01:25:38,856
- Then they shift their shape.
- They are sorcerers.
- 1284
- 01:25:38,923 --> 01:25:40,825
- But we are not enforcerers.
- 1285
- 01:25:40,892 --> 01:25:45,997
- Please, let me try to explain!
- You're making a huge mistake.
- 1286
- 01:25:46,063 --> 01:25:49,000
- We are time travelers,
- isn't that pretty obvious?
- 1287
- 01:25:49,066 --> 01:25:50,968
- What am I supposed
- to enforce here?
- 1288
- 01:25:51,035 --> 01:25:53,470
- Do I look like I'll be doing
- Dirty Harry shit?
- 1289
- 01:25:53,536 --> 01:25:55,106
- Hold thy tongue!
- 1290
- 01:25:56,073 --> 01:25:59,143
- Silence!
- 1291
- 01:25:59,210 --> 01:26:02,213
- Thou art accused of witchcraft,
- wicked vermin!
- 1292
- 01:26:04,982 --> 01:26:08,585
- The next sunrise,
- you'll both be burnt crispy.
- 1293
- 01:26:08,652 --> 01:26:10,021
- Are you crazy?
- 1294
- 01:26:10,087 --> 01:26:13,124
- You can't do that.
- I'm a famous scientist!
- 1295
- 01:26:15,059 --> 01:26:17,061
- I think they're like
- totally crazy.
- 1296
- 01:26:17,128 --> 01:26:19,230
- Shouldn't we try
- and get a lawyer?
- 1297
- 01:26:19,297 --> 01:26:22,166
- A lawyer?
- You don't get it at all.
- 1298
- 01:26:22,233 --> 01:26:26,569
- We are trapped in the past.
- This is the Middle Ages!
- 1299
- 01:26:28,039 --> 01:26:31,608
- Oh, my God!
- 1300
- 01:26:54,597 --> 01:26:57,201
- ⪠Far beyond in
- space and time âª
- 1301
- 01:26:57,268 --> 01:27:00,104
- ⪠Where wolves howl
- in the night âª
- 1302
- 01:27:00,171 --> 01:27:03,540
- ⪠Beneath the star,
- beneath the light âª
- 1303
- 01:27:03,606 --> 01:27:06,643
- ⪠Your life began
- to shine âª
- 1304
- 01:27:06,710 --> 01:27:11,481
- ⪠Wumall rumound frumee
- (prisonee) âª
- 1305
- 01:27:12,984 --> 01:27:18,655
- ⪠Mistress of light
- come to me âª
- 1306
- 01:27:18,722 --> 01:27:21,624
- ⪠Your wings of flames
- from ancient worlds âª
- 1307
- 01:27:21,691 --> 01:27:24,962
- ⪠The phoenix is reborn âª
- 1308
- 01:27:25,029 --> 01:27:27,731
- ⪠Your heat that makes
- all lovers rise âª
- 1309
- 01:27:27,798 --> 01:27:31,068
- ⪠Is climbing
- up the throne âª
- 1310
- 01:27:31,135 --> 01:27:37,041
- ⪠Wumall rumound frumee
- (prisonee) âª
- 1311
- 01:27:37,108 --> 01:27:40,677
- ⪠Mistress of light
- come to me âª
- 1312
- 01:27:42,346 --> 01:27:43,981
- ⪠You're like fire... âª
- 1313
- 01:27:49,719 --> 01:27:51,789
- I hate alcohol!
- 1314
- 01:27:51,856 --> 01:27:54,792
- ⪠I'm no virgin any more âª
- 1315
- 01:27:54,859 --> 01:27:56,360
- ⪠I'm no virgin âª
- 1316
- 01:27:56,427 --> 01:27:59,363
- ⪠Yeah! Yeah! No more
- I'm not a virgin
- 1317
- 01:27:59,430 --> 01:28:01,999
- ⪠For the very first time... âª
- 1318
- 01:28:02,066 --> 01:28:04,601
- Oh. That must be him.
- 1319
- 01:28:04,667 --> 01:28:07,704
- - Hello?
- - Auntie Helga? Hurry up!
- 1320
- 01:28:07,772 --> 01:28:09,807
- - What's wrong?
- - We need your help.
- 1321
- 01:28:09,874 --> 01:28:11,674
- - Where's Vanessa?
- - She's gone.
- 1322
- 01:28:11,741 --> 01:28:14,611
- There's a monster here!
- Please, come quick!
- 1323
- 01:28:14,677 --> 01:28:16,847
- Huh?
- 1324
- 01:28:16,914 --> 01:28:19,150
- Natalja?
- 1325
- 01:28:19,216 --> 01:28:20,650
- Shit!
- 1326
- 01:28:20,717 --> 01:28:22,853
- ⪠You're like fire âª
- 1327
- 01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:25,622
- ⪠Expending your empire âª
- 1328
- 01:28:25,716 --> 01:28:27,263
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- 1329
- 01:28:27,358 --> 01:28:28,859
- ⪠Fire âª
- 1330
- 01:28:28,926 --> 01:28:31,829
- ⪠My burning desire âª
- 1331
- 01:28:33,431 --> 01:28:35,066
- ⪠Fire âª
- 1332
- 01:28:35,132 --> 01:28:38,202
- ⪠Your power inspires âª
- 1333
- 01:28:39,736 --> 01:28:41,172
- ⪠Fire âª
- 1334
- 01:28:41,238 --> 01:28:44,208
- ⪠Energy sapphire âª
- 1335
- 01:28:58,489 --> 01:29:01,392
- ⪠Far beyond in
- space and time âª
- 1336
- 01:29:01,459 --> 01:29:04,328
- ⪠The wolves howl
- in the night âª
- 1337
- 01:29:04,395 --> 01:29:07,364
- ⪠Beneath the star,
- beneath the light âª
- 1338
- 01:29:07,431 --> 01:29:10,667
- ⪠Your life
- begins to shine âª
- 1339
- 01:29:10,733 --> 01:29:16,941
- ⪠Wumall rumound frumee
- (prisonee) âª
- 1340
- 01:29:17,007 --> 01:29:21,946
- ⪠Mistress of light
- come to me âª
- 1341
- 01:29:22,012 --> 01:29:24,181
- ⪠You're like fire âª
- 1342
- 01:29:24,248 --> 01:29:26,917
- ⪠Expending your empire âª
- 1343
- 01:29:28,452 --> 01:29:29,920
- ⪠Fire âª
- 1344
- 01:29:29,987 --> 01:29:32,923
- ⪠My burning desire âª
- 1345
- 01:29:34,758 --> 01:29:36,427
- ⪠Fire âª
- 1346
- 01:29:36,494 --> 01:29:39,296
- ⪠Your power inspires âª
- 1347
- 01:29:40,898 --> 01:29:42,366
- ⪠Fire âª
- 1348
- 01:29:42,433 --> 01:29:45,369
- ⪠Energy sapphire âª
- 1349
- 01:29:59,316 --> 01:30:00,717
- ⪠Fire âª
- 1350
- 01:30:00,784 --> 01:30:03,754
- ⪠Expending your empire âª
- 1351
- 01:30:05,389 --> 01:30:06,423
- ⪠Fire âª
- 1352
- 01:30:06,490 --> 01:30:09,793
- ⪠My burning desire âª
- 1353
- 01:30:11,529 --> 01:30:12,596
- ⪠Fire âª
- 1354
- 01:30:12,662 --> 01:30:16,367
- ⪠Your power inspires âª
- 1355
- 01:30:17,835 --> 01:30:19,403
- ⪠Fire âª
- 1356
- 01:30:19,470 --> 01:30:22,072
- ⪠Energy sapphire âª
- 1357
- 01:30:23,974 --> 01:30:24,942
- ⪠Fire âª
- 1358
- 01:30:25,009 --> 01:30:28,345
- ⪠Expending your empire âª
- 1359
- 01:30:30,080 --> 01:30:31,348
- ⪠Fire âª
- 1360
- 01:30:31,415 --> 01:30:34,385
- ⪠My burning desire âª
- 1361
- 01:30:36,086 --> 01:30:37,454
- ⪠Fire âª
- 1362
- 01:30:37,521 --> 01:30:40,391
- ⪠Your power inspires âª
- 1363
- 01:30:42,159 --> 01:30:43,827
- ⪠Fire âª
- 1364
- 01:30:43,894 --> 01:30:46,964
- ⪠Energy sapphire âª
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