The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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YODA: <i>Destroyed, the First Order was.</i>

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<i>-Eliminated, were the Sith.</i>
-(STORMTROOPER GRUNTS)

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<i>Across the galaxy, peace had spread.</i>

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<i>With freedom restored,</i>
<i>Life Day could once again be celebrated.</i>

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<i>What is Life Day, you ask?</i>

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<i>A holiday of friendship,</i>
<i>of family, of connection.</i>

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<i>To Kashyyyk, Rey and her friends traveled,</i>

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<i>to celebrate with Chewbacca</i>
<i>and his family.</i>

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<i>Although, for Rey and Finn,</i>
<i>the celebration would wait.</i>

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(EXHALES)

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Ow!

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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

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It's all right, Finn, I believe in you.
Just concentrate.

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Well, it's kinda hard with them,
you know, looking at me.

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(PORGS COOING)

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There, no more Porgs.

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Now remember,
be mindful of your surroundings,

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feel the remote.

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Can you feel it?

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-FINN: (YELPS) No, but I felt that.
-(PORGS LAUGHING)

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Finn, I know the Force is strong with you.

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I sense it. Remember, a Jedi...

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FINN: Must let go.

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(BREATHES DEEPLY)

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-(YELLING)
-(PORGS GIBBER)

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Finn! No! No! That's not letting go. Whoa!

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(FINN YELLING)

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(YELPS)

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(GROWLS AND YELLS)

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Oh, yeah! (HUMMING) Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.

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Ow!

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Oh, come on!

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I don't understand.

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This is everything
I'm supposed to be doing.

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(SIGHS)

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Are you sure I'm ready to become a Jedi?

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Hand me the lightsaber.

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(SIGHS) Guess not.

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The Jedi texts say
that when we travel down a wrong path,

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we must search for another.

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A wood lightsaber? Seriously?

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No, a new path.

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Ow! The new path gave me a splinter.

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(GROANS)

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What am I doing wrong?

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Lightsabers down, you two,
we've got a Life Day party to set up.

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Chewie's entire family is coming.

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And if there's one thing
Wookiees love, it's...

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Well, it's ripping arms off things,
but if there's two things they love,

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it's arm ripping and parties!

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Finn, can I put you down
for decorating duty?

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Sure. I need a break.

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And, Rey, you're in too, right?
You volunteered to roast the tip-yip.

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REY: Mmm-hmm. Tip-yip.

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You think she's in?

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Ah, yeah, she's in.

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YODA:
<i>Unsatisfied with her teaching, Rey was.</i>

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<i>To the Jedi texts, she went for answers.</i>

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Did that. Did that.

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Did that.

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(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) That too.

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I followed every teaching.

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Argh! What am I missing?
Why can't I train him?

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(BREATHES DEEPLY)

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(BOOK THUDS)

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(GASPS)

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All right, people,
Chewie's family is on their way.

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We've got a lot o' work
and not a lot o' time.

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(BB-8 BEEPING)

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Guys, look what I found!

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Tip-yip recipe?

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"In the temple on Kordoku,
only on Life Day,

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"but once a year,

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"with a key to the galaxy's past,
a Jedi's future becomes clear."

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(BB-8 BEEPING)

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-So, not a tip-yip recipe.
-(ROARS)

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Yeah, what does that mean?

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I think it means I need to go to Kordoku.

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To help me. You. Us. With your training.

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Put the book down, Rey.

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We can figure it all out tomorrow.
Even Jedi Masters deserve a day off.

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Life Day is today.
I'm afraid I have to go now.

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-Now?
-ROSE: What?

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(ROARS)

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Chewie's right. You can't leave.

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-I'm sorry.
-(R2-D2 BEEPS)

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But I'm sure one of you
can make the tip-yip.

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Life Day is about family.
It's not about the tip-yip.

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Oh, it's all about the tip-yip.

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But yeah, family.

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I won't miss the party. I promise.

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(BB-8 BEEPING)

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-Aw, no. You're leavin' too, buddy?
-(BEEPING)

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D-O: Don't leave.

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He left. I miss my friend.

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Yeah, I already miss him too.

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Are you crying?

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No. It's allergies.

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Stupid Wookiee planet.
All fur and tree pollen.

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Besides, Generals don't cry.

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Exactly. They lead.

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Uh-oh.

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He's getting the look.

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We're only in trouble
if he says, "I have a plan."

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I have a plan!

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We're not just going to put on a party.

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We're going to put on
the greatest Life Day party

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in the history of the galaxy!

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You guys, decorate.
I'll handle the tip-yip.

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Have you ever made tip-yip?

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No, I have not.

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Rey! Wait! You're not leavin'
because of me, are you?

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No, Finn, because of me.

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I know I can become a Jedi.

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Which is why I have to go.

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(SIGHS) So, you are leaving because of me.

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Rey, may the Force be...

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You know the rest.

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YODA: <i>At Kordoku, Rey had arrived.</i>

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<i>But difficult to find, the temple was.</i>

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(BEEPING)

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It has to be here somewhere.

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(GASPS)

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Pull up! Pull up!

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-Pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up!
-(BEEPING)

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Whoa!

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I think we found it.

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(BB-8 BEEPING)

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You can say that again.

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(BB-8 BEEPING)

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Wow.

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This is beautiful.

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(BEEPING)

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(GASPS)

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(GASPS)

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(BEEPING)

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"With a key to the galaxy's past."

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This has got to be the key.
But what does it open?

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(BEEPING)

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"With a key to the galaxy's..."
What is it?

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(BEEPING)

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-Hmm.
-(BEEPING)

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(GASPS)

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(BEEPING)

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(BEEPING)

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I think this opened
some sort of Force gateway to...

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Whoa!

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(GRUNTS)

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(BEEPS)

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Where are we?

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-(LUKE GRUNTING)
-(GASPS)

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YODA: Now the rock. Concentrate.

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That's Master Luke.

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And that must be... Yoda!

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Somehow, we're on Dagobah when
Luke Skywalker received his training.

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Can you imagine
the profound Jedi wisdom they're sharing?

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Master Yoda? The blood is
really starting to rush to my head.

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-Concentrate, young Skywalker.
-(BEEPING)

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Concentrate!

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(LUKE GRUNTING)

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Master and apprentice. Hmm.
Maybe I could learn something from this.

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You want me to lift my X-wing
out of the swamp?

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With only the Force? All right, I'll try.

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No. Do or do not. There is no try.

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Isn't trying, like, a good thing?

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Participation trophies for Jedi,
there are not.

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(GRUNTING)

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(R2-D2 BEEPING)

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(SEA MONSTER GROWLING)

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-(BEEPING)
-(SHUSHING)

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(BEEPING)

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Cut it out! I'm trying to learn here.

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-Oh! (GRUNTING)
-(BB-8 BEEPING)

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Learning can wait!

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It's just like the Jedi text said.

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"With a key to the galaxy's past,
a Jedi's future becomes clear."

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This is how I learn to train Finn,

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by watching other Jedi Masters
train their students. Come on!

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It's like Master Yoda said,
"Do or do not." And I'm gonna do.

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(BEEPS)

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Ugh! Bored. Bored.
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.

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Who cares about a trade dispute?

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Jedi do not seek adventure.

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I understand.
It's just that it's not very...

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QUI-GON: Gas!

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OBI-WAN: Now this is more like it!

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Focus, Obi-Wan.

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Hurry, BB-8.

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OBI-WAN: Focus, Anakin.

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I know you're eager to see Padmé again,
but we're on a mission.

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I am focused, Master.

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Follow my example and be mindful, Anakin.

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A Jedi must have complete awareness
of their surroundings.

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It's Obi-Wan Kenobi
training Anakin Skywalker!

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-(BEEPS)
-No, they didn't see me.

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Hello, there.

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(CHUCKLES)

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-Hi.
-(BEEPING)

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Artoo, try and lock...

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-(GRUNTS)
-Sorry. Oh, Master Luke!

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What're you doing? I'm tryin' to aim here.

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OBI-WAN: <i>Use the Force, Luke.</i>

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Obi-Wan Kenobi!

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You're blocking my targeting computer.

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-REY: Stop!
-LUKE: Ow! Get off!

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-You move it.
-LUKE: Move your head!

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(OBI-WAN CLEARS THROAT)

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<i>Use the Force, Luke.</i>

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(BEEPING)

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-Huh?
-Listen to your Master, use the Force!

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DARTH VADER: I have you now.

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-Wha...
-Yoo-hoo!

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PILOT: Look out!

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You're all clear, kid.
Now let's blow this thing and go home.

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(SIGHS) Thank you?

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HAN: <i>You're welcome.</i>

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(GRUNTS)

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(GASPING)

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We just saw Luke Skywalker
blow up the Death Star.

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No, wait, technically we helped
Luke Skywalker blow up the Death Star!

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Master and apprentice! So cool!

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-(BEEPING)
-Best Life Day ever!

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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

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YODA:<i> On the </i>Millennium Falcon,
<i>beginning to feel like Life Day it was.</i>

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Decorations, check. Lights, check.

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Ice sculpture...

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-(PORGS GIBBER)
-(R2-D2 BEEPING)

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In progress.

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Oh, Chewie, we still need a tree.
Finn and I will clean up this mess.

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(ROARS)

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You know how Rey said
we wouldn't notice she was gone?

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Yeah, I notice.

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(ALARM BLARING)

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Full thrust, Threepio!

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What are you doing?

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Engine thruster roasting.
Cooks super fast.

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(COUGHING)

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(CHUCKLES) Disaster averted.

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-(PORGS GIBBERING)
-(CHEWBACCA ROARS)

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Amazing! We've seen my Master!
My Master's Master!

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My Master's father.
My Master's father's Master...

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Where are you going?

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(GIBBERING)

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But there's so much more to see.
To pass on to Finn.

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(BEEPING)

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We'll be back in plenty o' time
for the party. I promise.

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Okay, okay.
Just one more Master and apprentice?

249
00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:46,118
For me? For Finn?

250
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,412
(BEEPS)

251
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,789
I've got a good feeling about this.

252
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:56,795
YODA: <i>Though she did not know it,</i>
<i>fraught with peril, Rey's quest was.</i>

253
00:13:57,296 --> 00:14:00,757
Soon the Rebels will arrive
and fall into my trap.

254
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:06,847
By the time they discover Death Star Two
is fully operational, it will be too late.

255
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:12,519
They will be destroyed,
and I shall rule the galaxy for eternity.

256
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,690
I sense you disagree, Lord Vader.

257
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,817
No, it's just...

258
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:23,363
"Death Star Two" feels kind of derivative.

259
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,824
Mmm-hmm.
Then I suppose you have a better name?

260
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,994
How about "Starkiller Base"?

261
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,164
(SCOFFS)
That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.

262
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:36,418
Anyhoo, not sure you remembered,
but it's Life Day.

263
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:38,587
I got you something
you're really gonna like.

264
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:39,922
Ooh!

265
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,049
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (LAUGHING)

266
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,802
"Galaxy's Best Emperor"?

267
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:51,767
Of course, I'm the galaxy's best Emperor!
I'm the galaxy's only Emperor! Meh!

268
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:52,976
(BEEPING)

269
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,062
This is so not what I had in mind.

270
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,188
I heard something!

271
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,648
Let's get out of here.

272
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:06,865
Hey! I had to hit every gift shop
on Batuu to find you that.

273
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,200
Forget the mug.

274
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,620
Whatever made this must be very powerful.

275
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,914
-Me want-y! You get-y.
-Whoa!

276
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:20,838
(BEEPS)

277
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,923
You were right. We should go home.

278
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,342
Can you imagine if those two had seen us?

279
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,594
-That would've been...
-(DARTH VADER BREATHES HEAVILY)

280
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,763
Not good.

281
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:34,518
YODA: <i>Hurrying to finish</i>
<i>setting up the party, our heroes were.</i>

282
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,563
<i>Soon to arrive, Chewbacca's family was.</i>

283
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,400
Looking good. Tree. Food. Decorations.

284
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,527
Oh! I almost forgot music.

285
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,362
(D-O PLAYING MUSIC)

286
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,865
(SCATTING)

287
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,367
It is on.

288
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,994
(ROARING)

289
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:59,459
Welcome, everyone! Gifts go under the tree
and there's food over there.

290
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:03,755
-(ROARING)
-(GIBBERS)

291
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:07,968
(BOTH BEEPING)

292
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,178
(ROARING)

293
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:10,888
This is not going well.

294
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,682
If this party gets any worse,
Poe's gonna start losin' arms.

295
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,392
Who's up for party games?

296
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,395
(ROARING)

297
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,855
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

298
00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:22,691
BOTH: Distress signal!

299
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,614
(REY GRUNTS)

300
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,240
DARTH VADER: All too easy.

301
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:33,076
Now I have the, uh...

302
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,162
-What is this thing?
-(BEEPS)

303
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:36,788
REY: Give that back!

304
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,550
DARTH VADER: You are a Jedi?

305
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:49,801
That's right.

306
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,137
(GRUNTS)

307
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,140
(BOTH GRUNTING)

308
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,143
Huh?

309
00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:01,522
(REY YELLS)

310
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:03,815
(BEEPS)

311
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:06,026
(BOTH GRUNTING)

312
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:20,541
Impressive. I almost feel bad
having to destroy you.

313
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:21,917
Almost.

314
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,172
(DARTH VADER BREATHING HEAVILY)

315
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,720
What are you doing? Follow me.

316
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,514
SNOWTROOPER: But you're right there.

317
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,015
That's not me!

318
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:41,270
Sure looks like you.
Helmet, chest buttons, heavy breathing.

319
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:45,315
We are invading the Rebel base.

320
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:47,276
Forget the base. Stop the girl.

321
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:50,445
You dare contradict me?
I'm in charge here.

322
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:51,613
No, I'm in charge!

323
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,949
(BOTH GRUNTING)

324
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:55,826
Who do you think you are?

325
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,953
-I'm you!
-No, you're me.

326
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,122
Any idea what the protocol is here?

327
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,207
(BOTH GRUNTING)

328
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,502
Impressive.

329
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:07,462
Most impressive.

330
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,674
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

331
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,178
BOTH: You are me.

332
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,264
-BOTH: Destroy her.
-(GRUNTS)

333
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:21,643
(YELLS)

334
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,356
(REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNT)

335
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,774
SNOWTROOPER: Lord Vader!

336
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,820
DARTH VADER: That was weird. Come on.

337
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,366
I hate you, Obi-Wan!

338
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,536
Careful, Anakin. Anger leads to hate,
and hate leads to...

339
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:40,662
I know what it leads to!

340
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,042
(SNOWTROOPERS SCREAM AND GRUNT)

341
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:53,217
I have it! Lord Vader, I have it!

342
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:55,052
DARTH VADER: Wha...

343
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:11,735
(COOING)

344
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,696
-DARTH VADER: Aw!
-So cute.

345
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,658
(ALL SCREAMING)

346
00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:24,206
FODE: <i>...the start of the third</i>
<i>and final lap, Sebulba's in the lead,</i>

347
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,375
<i>followed closely by Skywalker!</i>

348
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,253
<i>They're side by side.</i>

349
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,587
(SCREAMS)

350
00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:34,633
SNOWTROOPER: Whoa!

351
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:38,095
FODE: <i>I don't care what universe</i>
<i>you're from, that's gotta hurt!</i>

352
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:45,185
CLONE TROOPER 1: Ugh!
Traffic duty. The worst.

353
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,646
Hey! I just thought that exact thing!

354
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,357
Sometimes it feels like
we're the same person.

355
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:54,820
BOTH: Podracers,
don't see those every day.

356
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:57,573
BOTH: Jinx! Oh! Double jinx!

357
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:08,500
CLONE TROOPERS:
Pull over! Pull over! Pull over!

358
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,803
(REY GRUNTING)

359
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:27,019
STORMTROOPERS: Whoa!

360
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,942
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

361
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,285
(SIGHS)

362
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,308
ALL: Hello, there.

363
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:08,602
(PANTING)

364
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:09,728
(CLEARS THROAT)

365
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:16,610
(SPEAKING RODIAN) <i>Oonta goota, Solos?</i>

366
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:17,945
(IN ENGLISH) You wanna shoot first?

367
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,029
After you.

368
00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:22,241
(ALL YELLING)

369
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:31,583
(REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNTING)

370
00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:34,211
DARTH VADER: Someone has trained you well.

371
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:37,548
You have no idea.

372
00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:38,882
Who are you guys?

373
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,093
Master Skywalker.

374
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:42,177
My son!

375
00:21:42,511 --> 00:21:46,807
I mean... My, these binary Suns, um...

376
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:48,642
sure are hot.

377
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:49,768
What is this?

378
00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:51,728
BOTH: The key!

379
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:52,896
(REY GRUNTS)

380
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,440
Private farm! Private farm!
No trespassing!

381
00:21:55,524 --> 00:21:56,650
(REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNT)

382
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:57,901
Ow!

383
00:21:58,610 --> 00:21:59,903
ALL: Whoa!

384
00:22:02,281 --> 00:22:03,448
(BEEPING)

385
00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:07,286
(REY GRUNTS)

386
00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:09,621
The key, where's the key?

387
00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:10,789
(BEEPING)

388
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:16,753
DARTH VADER: I'll take that.

389
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:19,214
BB-8!

390
00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:22,009
DARTH VADER: And that.

391
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,471
(GRUNTING)

392
00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:32,269
Worst Life Day ever.

393
00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:43,030
Happy Life Day!

394
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,032
Took you long enough. Now, gimme!

395
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,868
Uh... What is it?

396
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:51,747
A key that allows us to travel
across space and time.

397
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:55,834
I have witnessed its awesome power.
With it, we can rule the galaxy.

398
00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:57,794
Yeah, yeah, blabbity-blah. Ooh!

399
00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:00,422
Idea! Let's go to the future.

400
00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:04,801
Jedi destroyed, Rebellion crushed,
and yours truly reigns supreme.

401
00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:07,095
(SIGHS) Let's see where I'm at in...

402
00:23:07,179 --> 00:23:09,473
Ooh, pick a number... 30 years.

403
00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:13,936
(EMPEROR GRUNTS)

404
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:17,523
(SCATTING)

405
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:22,653
Who's Supreme Leader? I'm Supreme Leader.

406
00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:26,031
Do a little dance now.
Supreme Leader, Supreme Leader.

407
00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:28,325
Supreme Leader, we've prepared the...

408
00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:29,493
(SCATTING)

409
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:35,082
(SHUDDERS) Shirts. I mean, ships to head
to the pectoral locations.

410
00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:38,710
Platoon! Platoon locations
across the midriff.

411
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:40,212
Rim, rim! For the...

412
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:45,926
Navel... Navy! Nav... Know what?
I'll come back later.

413
00:23:47,219 --> 00:23:50,013
Who is this kid?
What does he mean "Supreme Leader"?

414
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:52,516
Is that above Emperor?
Kinda sounds like it.

415
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:56,395
(GRUNTS) I can hear you talking
and him breathing and...

416
00:23:57,479 --> 00:24:00,607
Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa!

417
00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:03,652
DARTH VADER: Yup. That's me.
Wait. "Grandpa"?

418
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:08,240
And Emperor Palpatine?
I don't believe it! How are you even here?

419
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:10,617
Uh... Life Day miracle?

420
00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:13,745
This is so cool! You're my inspiration.

421
00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:16,331
-DARTH VADER: Uh...
-Huh.

422
00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:19,209
In fact, I'm about to finish
what you started,

423
00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:21,920
I just made myself Supreme Leader and I...

424
00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:25,048
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll talk about
that "Supreme Leader" stuff later.

425
00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:26,717
Let's... Let's get to me.

426
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:31,096
So, I assume I now rule
the entire galaxy for all eternity, hmm?

427
00:24:31,722 --> 00:24:32,723
Well...

428
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:37,936
Okay, most of the galaxy?
Some of the galaxy?

429
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:41,815
A lousy Tibanna gas mine? Anything?

430
00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:44,651
Boy, do I have a story to tell you.

431
00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:48,530
You think maybe you could put
a shirt on before you tell it? (SHUDDERS)

432
00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:54,036
Where are we? And who are you?

433
00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:58,790
Me? Oh, just the Jedi Master
who let Darth Vader on the loose

434
00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:00,626
to who knows where or when.

435
00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:07,299
Yeah... I'm only a moisture farmer.
I have no idea what a "Darth Vader" is.

436
00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:10,344
Now, if you've got questions
about vaporators, I'm your guy.

437
00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:12,930
Oh, poor BB-8.

438
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:17,518
Hmm. Maybe I can help.
Hand me that head plate.

439
00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:24,191
(BEEPING)

440
00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:26,235
Look at that! Thank you, Luke.

441
00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:28,904
Aw, it was nothing. Whoa!

442
00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:31,156
I've never seen a droid move like that!

443
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,574
(BEEPING)

444
00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:35,911
Get back here, little guy! (CHUCKLES)

445
00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,539
He's so cute! Look at him go!

446
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:40,832
So, let me get this straight.

447
00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:44,086
He betrays me,
throws me down a reactor shaft,

448
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:47,089
and I don't rule the galaxy for eternity?

449
00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:49,508
Yep, that's pretty much the story.

450
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,009
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

451
00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:54,054
You, uh... You got a lightsaber, kid?

452
00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:59,977
Ooh! (CHUCKLES)
Crackly crossguards. May I?

453
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,771
Mmm! Mmm! (CHUCKLING)

454
00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:06,108
Way more impressive than his.

455
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:07,234
DARTH VADER: I heard that.

456
00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:09,236
I know.

457
00:26:09,653 --> 00:26:13,115
How about a mask, hmm?
You, uh, got a mask?

458
00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:15,951
Well, I did. But I broke it.

459
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,704
Oh, then allow me.

460
00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:29,756
Oh, that's original.

461
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,091
No one asked you.

462
00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:34,469
Last question, would you ever,
under any circumstance,

463
00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:36,346
betray your master?

464
00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:39,892
Like say,
oh, throw him down a reactor shaft?

465
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:52,154
Reactor shaft? No.

466
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:53,989
Then come with me.

467
00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:55,616
KYLO: Where are we going?

468
00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,954
To change our destiny.

469
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,416
(GRUNTS)

470
00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:09,963
YODA: <i>Meanwhile, on the </i>Millennium Falcon,
<i>hungry and bored Chewbacca's family was.</i>

471
00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:13,759
-(GRUNTING)
-(SCREAMING)

472
00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:16,803
Uh, what's with the smiles?

473
00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:18,931
Enjoying the biggest
intergalactic disaster

474
00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:21,225
since Jar Jar Binks' senate speech?

475
00:27:21,308 --> 00:27:22,601
Nope. That.

476
00:27:23,185 --> 00:27:24,394
(TRILLS)

477
00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:26,772
-You can set up over there, Max.
-(TRILLS)

478
00:27:26,855 --> 00:27:28,941
Um, what is Max Rebo doin' here?

479
00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:30,859
No one's listened to him
in, like, 30 years.

480
00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:32,528
We hired him to kick this party up.

481
00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:37,199
And isn't it the Max Rebo Seven?
I mean, where're the other, ya' know, six?

482
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:38,575
(TRILLING)

483
00:27:38,659 --> 00:27:39,993
Oh.

484
00:27:40,077 --> 00:27:41,119
My condolences.

485
00:27:41,203 --> 00:27:44,665
Guys, this is a nice thought,
but no one listens to...

486
00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:49,336
Max Rebo?
Now this is a Life Day party! (LAUGHS)

487
00:27:49,628 --> 00:27:51,547
Where's my boyfriend?

488
00:27:51,630 --> 00:27:52,881
-(ROARING)
-(LAUGHING)

489
00:27:52,965 --> 00:27:54,383
There he is!

490
00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:55,843
(LAUGHING)

491
00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:57,135
What is going on?

492
00:27:57,219 --> 00:28:00,556
Life Day is about being with friends
and family, right?

493
00:28:00,639 --> 00:28:03,225
So, we figured the more the merrier!

494
00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:04,601
JAWA: (SPEAKING JAWANESE) <i>Utinni!</i>

495
00:28:04,685 --> 00:28:06,436
(SPEAKING RODIAN) <i>Maclunkey!</i>

496
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,939
(IN ENGLISH) Off-world Jawa. Nice.

497
00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:12,860
And when you decided to invite
an entire star system for dinner,

498
00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:14,486
did you have a plan to feed them all?

499
00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:16,572
-Of course, we did.
-(R2-D2 BEEPING)

500
00:28:16,655 --> 00:28:22,035
Oh, Zorii! I knew you'd be back,
with a bunch of tip-yip.

501
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:23,829
Straight to the galley with those, Zorii.

502
00:28:24,246 --> 00:28:26,748
Please be a cape, please be a cape.

503
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:28,917
It's a wrap!

504
00:28:30,127 --> 00:28:32,713
This is one of my favorites.
Hope it's one of yours.

505
00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:34,131
(MUSIC PLAYING)

506
00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:41,096
(SINGING IN HUTTESE)

507
00:28:44,558 --> 00:28:47,311
(IN ENGLISH) In the original Huttese.
Cool.

508
00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:52,232
(BOTH SINGING IN HUTTESE)

509
00:28:57,154 --> 00:28:58,155
(CRYING)

510
00:28:58,238 --> 00:28:59,239
(IN ENGLISH) Joy.

511
00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:04,203
Nice, right? Second Death Star!
We built two o' these bad boys!

512
00:29:04,286 --> 00:29:08,040
I know! And that's how we got
the idea for Starkiller Base!

513
00:29:08,123 --> 00:29:11,793
Ooh! "Starkiller"! (CHUCKLING)

514
00:29:11,877 --> 00:29:13,086
Good name!

515
00:29:13,170 --> 00:29:14,171
DARTH VADER: Hey!

516
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:16,256
Oh. You.

517
00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:17,633
Forgot you're still here.

518
00:29:17,716 --> 00:29:20,010
Skywalker is down
on the Forest Moon of Endor.

519
00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:21,386
Go. Fetch.

520
00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:23,972
Fine!

521
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:31,021
Nice, right? Spins in both directions.
Ooh! Whoo!

522
00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:33,023
Uh, not to point out the obvious,

523
00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:36,777
but sending Vader down to the Forest Moon
above Endor to get Skywalker

524
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:40,072
sets off the exact chain of events
that ends with Vader

525
00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:43,116
picking you up and chucking
you down a reactor shaft.

526
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,702
And there's no coming back from that.

527
00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:47,371
Yeah, so?

528
00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:50,415
So, aren't you worried
about your apprentice betraying you?

529
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:55,295
Ah, you mean my former apprentice?

530
00:29:57,089 --> 00:29:58,423
REY: Way to go, Rey.

531
00:29:58,507 --> 00:30:01,134
If you'd just listened to your friends
and stayed on the <i>Falcon,</i>

532
00:30:01,218 --> 00:30:02,636
none of this would have happened.

533
00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:08,183
But instead, you ignored them and...
And now you're talking to yourself.

534
00:30:08,267 --> 00:30:11,478
YODA: Upset, young Rey was. And alone.

535
00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:13,480
And hearing things.

536
00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:14,815
YODA: You are not.

537
00:30:16,942 --> 00:30:19,778
Master Yoda? I... I don't believe it!

538
00:30:19,862 --> 00:30:23,782
With all you've seen today,
so impossible to believe, is it? Hmm?

539
00:30:23,866 --> 00:30:27,369
Master Yoda. I failed completely.

540
00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:28,745
So sure, are you?

541
00:30:28,829 --> 00:30:31,665
Failed to teach Finn.
Failed to stop Darth Vader.

542
00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:34,585
Failed to find a way out of here.
Pretty sure, yeah.

543
00:30:34,668 --> 00:30:36,086
All teachers fail.

544
00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:38,672
Saw my failure with Luke
on Dagobah, you did.

545
00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:41,300
-That's different.
-No, no different.

546
00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:43,635
From failure we can learn.

547
00:30:43,719 --> 00:30:46,263
Learn to be a better student
or better teacher.

548
00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:48,265
(SIGHS)

549
00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:51,810
Come. Let me show you
what you failed to see.

550
00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:54,396
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

551
00:30:59,818 --> 00:31:01,028
REY: I'm home?

552
00:31:01,111 --> 00:31:03,906
No. Here, but not here, you are. To learn.

553
00:31:03,989 --> 00:31:04,990
POE: Look out!

554
00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:08,160
-(PORGS GIBBERING)
-(FINN EXCLAIMS)

555
00:31:10,996 --> 00:31:12,748
Whoa! Where'd you learn that?

556
00:31:12,831 --> 00:31:15,042
Rey taught me to be
mindful of my surroundings.

557
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,126
Rey's a good teacher.

558
00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:17,211
The best.

559
00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:19,421
Wise, Finn is.

560
00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:21,924
No. Wrong, Finn is.

561
00:31:22,007 --> 00:31:23,383
I don't understand.

562
00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:27,554
I've pored over the Jedi texts.
Memorized all there is to know.

563
00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:30,349
Dedicated myself
to passing on that knowledge.

564
00:31:31,517 --> 00:31:33,852
Are you sure I'm ready to become a Jedi?

565
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:36,063
Hand me the lightsaber.

566
00:31:36,772 --> 00:31:38,190
(SIGHS) Guess not.

567
00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:42,194
Oh, no. Instead of helping Finn,
I hurt his feelings.

568
00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:46,406
So focused on the books you were,
the most important thing you forgot.

569
00:31:47,199 --> 00:31:50,452
Knowledge and training, a Jedi needs. Yes.

570
00:31:50,536 --> 00:31:54,206
But useless these are, without connection.

571
00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:57,084
What do you see?

572
00:31:57,876 --> 00:32:00,212
Jedi Masters and their students.

573
00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:03,215
Students, yes. But also...

574
00:32:03,632 --> 00:32:05,259
Friends.

575
00:32:06,468 --> 00:32:09,596
Hmm. Understand now, you do?

576
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,182
A happy Life Day, I wish you, young Rey.

577
00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:15,519
Happy Life Day, Master Yoda.

578
00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:19,982
Oh, wait! How do we get out of here?

579
00:32:20,065 --> 00:32:22,359
What about Vader? And the Emperor?

580
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:24,820
Showed you all you need to know, I did.

581
00:32:24,903 --> 00:32:27,614
(CHUCKLES) The power all along, you had.

582
00:32:28,866 --> 00:32:31,118
-Whoa!
-(GASPS) Oh.

583
00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:32,786
I didn't mean to scare you.

584
00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:34,663
Did you find that key you're lookin' for?

585
00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:37,040
-No.
-Oh.

586
00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:39,293
I thought maybe that was
what the green guy meant

587
00:32:39,376 --> 00:32:42,045
when he said,
"You had the power all along."

588
00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,422
You saw that?

589
00:32:43,505 --> 00:32:45,215
At least, I think that's what he said.

590
00:32:45,757 --> 00:32:46,967
It was kinda all backwards-y.

591
00:32:47,551 --> 00:32:49,595
"Had the power all along."

592
00:32:49,678 --> 00:32:51,305
Luke! Thank you.

593
00:32:51,388 --> 00:32:53,348
-For what?
-For teaching me something.

594
00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:02,399
(EXHALES)

595
00:33:11,408 --> 00:33:14,703
YODA: <i>All living things,</i>
<i>the Force connects.</i>

596
00:33:15,621 --> 00:33:16,747
Reach out...

597
00:33:18,457 --> 00:33:22,544
YODA: <i>In connection, strength we find.</i>

598
00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:27,174
<i>And happen, great things can.</i>

599
00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:36,600
-You did it!
-No, we did it!

600
00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:38,602
-Come on!
-Where are we going?

601
00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:39,937
To set things right.

602
00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:49,071
So, do you understand the plan?

603
00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:50,864
KYLO: Whee!

604
00:33:50,948 --> 00:33:54,535
Oh! Both ways!

605
00:33:54,618 --> 00:33:55,786
The plan. Do you...

606
00:33:57,871 --> 00:33:59,414
Do you understand it?

607
00:33:59,498 --> 00:34:01,208
When Vader returns with Skywalker,

608
00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:04,211
I grab them and I chuck them
both in the reactor.

609
00:34:04,294 --> 00:34:06,713
That's right! (SCOFFS)
See how they like it.

610
00:34:06,797 --> 00:34:11,009
Then you and I rule
the galaxy for all eternity.

611
00:34:11,093 --> 00:34:16,974
The Emperor and his faithful
second-in-command, the Supreme Leader.

612
00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:19,351
(SIGHS) Master, I'm unsure.

613
00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:21,812
Oh, no, no, no. As you can see,

614
00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:25,148
"Emperor" is clearly
above "Supreme Leader."

615
00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:28,944
Speaking of which, scoochy scooch!

616
00:34:29,695 --> 00:34:32,489
No, I'm good with throwing
my Uncle Luke down a reactor.

617
00:34:32,573 --> 00:34:34,449
But Grandpa Vader too?

618
00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:37,202
Hey, don't get cold feet on me now, kid.

619
00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:42,666
What is that?

620
00:34:46,336 --> 00:34:47,337
Ben?

621
00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:48,797
Ben? Who's Ben?

622
00:34:48,881 --> 00:34:52,301
That's "Supreme Leader Kylo Ren" to you!

623
00:34:52,384 --> 00:34:54,428
Check out this place!

624
00:34:54,511 --> 00:34:57,514
You! You're gonna pay
for what you did to me!

625
00:34:57,598 --> 00:34:58,849
What I did to him?

626
00:34:58,932 --> 00:35:00,559
I... I don't even know who he is.

627
00:35:00,642 --> 00:35:03,812
Less talky-talky, more fighty-fighty!
Destroy them!

628
00:35:06,148 --> 00:35:07,482
(BOTH GRUNTING)

629
00:35:10,694 --> 00:35:11,737
(BEEPING)

630
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,120
Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Dark side.

631
00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:22,539
No one hurts my friend!

632
00:35:22,664 --> 00:35:23,749
(GRUNTS)

633
00:35:27,961 --> 00:35:29,630
(GRUNTS) Whoa!

634
00:35:31,089 --> 00:35:34,218
Excellent work, my new apprentice.

635
00:35:34,301 --> 00:35:36,970
Now destroy Skywalker.

636
00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:38,263
KYLO: With pleasure.

637
00:35:38,347 --> 00:35:39,681
(BEEPING)

638
00:35:45,979 --> 00:35:47,397
(KYLO GRUNTING)

639
00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:50,984
Fine, destroy the girl first.
Then Skywalker.

640
00:35:51,068 --> 00:35:54,112
Oh, and if Vader ever bothers
to show up, destroy him too.

641
00:35:54,738 --> 00:35:56,073
DARTH VADER: Wait. What?

642
00:35:56,156 --> 00:35:58,033
-KYLO: Uncle Luke?
-"Uncle"?

643
00:35:58,116 --> 00:35:59,535
(CHUCKLING)

644
00:35:59,618 --> 00:36:01,078
This just got interesting.

645
00:36:01,161 --> 00:36:04,122
What did you mean by, "Destroy Vader too"?

646
00:36:04,206 --> 00:36:06,959
-Um...
-(BEEPING)

647
00:36:09,878 --> 00:36:11,880
(REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNT)

648
00:36:11,964 --> 00:36:13,799
No time to explain. We need to...

649
00:36:13,882 --> 00:36:16,802
Stop everyone in a black cape.
I know the drill.

650
00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:20,055
Okay, they want to destroy me.

651
00:36:20,681 --> 00:36:22,432
As do you. And you.

652
00:36:22,516 --> 00:36:25,686
Really not sure whose side I'm on here.

653
00:36:25,769 --> 00:36:27,938
-Mine!
-KYLO: What about me?

654
00:36:28,021 --> 00:36:32,234
Fine! You too! Okay? All of us!
Make with the fighty-fighty!

655
00:36:49,501 --> 00:36:51,170
KYLO: I've always hated you!

656
00:36:51,253 --> 00:36:53,714
Kid, I've never
seen you before in my life.

657
00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:57,509
-KYLO: Ow!
-Oopsie! Zappity, zappity, zappity!

658
00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:00,804
(LAUGHING)

659
00:37:01,555 --> 00:37:04,016
(GRUNTING)

660
00:37:06,310 --> 00:37:07,311
(REY YELLS)

661
00:37:09,271 --> 00:37:10,397
(REY GRUNTS)

662
00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:16,987
Join me and together
we can rule the galaxy!

663
00:37:17,070 --> 00:37:18,530
Good.

664
00:37:18,614 --> 00:37:19,698
Wait, what now?

665
00:37:19,781 --> 00:37:21,658
(BEEPING)

666
00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:33,212
Really should've seen that coming.
(YELLS)

667
00:37:33,879 --> 00:37:34,880
Goodbye, Ben.

668
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:36,423
(YELLING)

669
00:37:43,180 --> 00:37:44,181
No!

670
00:37:45,516 --> 00:37:49,853
No! No! No, no, no, no, no, no!

671
00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:56,235
Enough, Lord Vader!

672
00:37:56,318 --> 00:37:58,612
I will finish this.

673
00:37:59,363 --> 00:38:01,240
(SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)

674
00:38:01,657 --> 00:38:02,741
(GROANS)

675
00:38:02,824 --> 00:38:03,992
No!

676
00:38:04,076 --> 00:38:09,081
And now, you will feel
the full power of the dark side.

677
00:38:09,164 --> 00:38:10,832
(DARTH VADER GRUNTING)

678
00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:14,211
(EMPEROR LAUGHING)

679
00:38:15,045 --> 00:38:17,673
-DARTH VADER: Ow!
-That's for throwing me in the reactor!

680
00:38:17,756 --> 00:38:19,675
-I didn't!
-Well, not yet.

681
00:38:19,758 --> 00:38:21,134
Zippity, zappity, zappity!

682
00:38:21,218 --> 00:38:23,178
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

683
00:38:23,929 --> 00:38:25,848
(GROANING)

684
00:38:25,931 --> 00:38:27,766
You are most impressive.

685
00:38:27,850 --> 00:38:32,521
Perhaps, you'd like to join me
as my new, new apprentice.

686
00:38:32,604 --> 00:38:34,898
You, me, and that key.

687
00:38:35,524 --> 00:38:37,067
Me, join you?

688
00:38:37,150 --> 00:38:38,151
Never!

689
00:38:38,235 --> 00:38:40,571
You've failed before. You'll fail again.

690
00:38:40,654 --> 00:38:43,574
Good will always triumph over evil.

691
00:38:43,657 --> 00:38:45,450
Yes, well, we'll see about that.

692
00:38:45,534 --> 00:38:47,369
(GRUNTING)

693
00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:50,789
(SCREAMS)

694
00:38:50,873 --> 00:38:55,794
If you won't join me,
then I will go back and destroy Skywalker!

695
00:38:56,378 --> 00:38:59,798
Both of them. And Kylo Ren! And Vader!

696
00:38:59,882 --> 00:39:05,012
I will rule the galaxy forever,
by myself like I always should have.

697
00:39:05,095 --> 00:39:07,222
It is my destiny.

698
00:39:07,306 --> 00:39:08,390
No!

699
00:39:08,473 --> 00:39:09,892
(REY GRUNTS)

700
00:39:11,393 --> 00:39:13,187
Pathetic girl.

701
00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:16,148
Did you really think
you could defeat me alone?

702
00:39:16,231 --> 00:39:18,567
I am not alone.

703
00:39:25,532 --> 00:39:27,451
DARTH VADER: I'm coming, my Master.

704
00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:32,789
Luke? Do you remember
the first Jedi lesson you ever learned?

705
00:39:33,832 --> 00:39:35,292
-Let...
-Go!

706
00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:37,669
(LAUGHING)

707
00:39:37,753 --> 00:39:39,046
What? (GRUNTING)

708
00:39:39,129 --> 00:39:41,465
Get off of me, you oaf!

709
00:39:43,342 --> 00:39:45,719
-Are you all right?
-I've been worse.

710
00:39:46,762 --> 00:39:48,013
Give me a hand, BB-8.

711
00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:53,018
LUKE: Where are you going?

712
00:39:53,101 --> 00:39:54,895
To put "you" back where you belong.

713
00:39:54,978 --> 00:39:57,439
Well, not "you" you. This you.

714
00:39:57,523 --> 00:39:59,191
Don't you want to see what happens?

715
00:39:59,274 --> 00:40:01,401
DARTH VADER: I'm sorry.
EMPEROR: One simple screw up!

716
00:40:01,485 --> 00:40:03,403
-DARTH VADER: Just move!
-Can't you do anything right?

717
00:40:03,487 --> 00:40:04,613
I already know.

718
00:40:05,322 --> 00:40:06,657
May the Force be with you.

719
00:40:08,534 --> 00:40:09,743
Nice kid.

720
00:40:09,826 --> 00:40:11,286
Oh, perfect.

721
00:40:11,370 --> 00:40:12,788
Now they're getting away.

722
00:40:12,871 --> 00:40:14,331
And it's all your...

723
00:40:14,414 --> 00:40:16,500
Huh? Hey! Put me down!

724
00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:20,462
DARTH VADER: I'm done
taking orders from you.

725
00:40:24,466 --> 00:40:27,594
Hey, what's with the sweater? (SCREAMING)

726
00:40:27,678 --> 00:40:30,138
Happy Life Day!

727
00:40:34,268 --> 00:40:37,563
"Galaxy's Best Emperor." (SCOFFS)

728
00:40:38,522 --> 00:40:40,899
Huh. This is actually pretty thoughtful.

729
00:40:41,525 --> 00:40:42,818
Why was I so mean about it?

730
00:40:42,901 --> 00:40:46,154
In fact, why am I always so mean?

731
00:40:46,238 --> 00:40:47,364
(GASPS)

732
00:40:48,115 --> 00:40:50,617
It's a Life Day miracle!

733
00:40:50,701 --> 00:40:51,702
Oh, that's it.

734
00:40:51,785 --> 00:40:54,329
That's it! From now on, no more dark side!

735
00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:56,707
No more ruling the galaxy!

736
00:40:56,790 --> 00:41:01,378
Ol' Sheevy Palpatine
is gonna change his way. (SCREAMING)

737
00:41:06,925 --> 00:41:09,970
(BEEPING)

738
00:41:10,053 --> 00:41:12,514
He'll be fine. He's one tough Jedi.

739
00:41:14,183 --> 00:41:15,350
He just doesn't know it yet.

740
00:41:16,518 --> 00:41:18,854
Come on. There's still
one more thing we need to fix.

741
00:41:18,937 --> 00:41:20,063
(BEEPS)

742
00:41:42,753 --> 00:41:44,463
(BEEPS)

743
00:41:52,888 --> 00:41:54,890
(MUSIC PLAYING)

744
00:41:57,768 --> 00:41:59,978
(ALL CHEERING)

745
00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:09,988
Who's hungry?

746
00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:11,406
(ALL CHEERING)

747
00:42:11,490 --> 00:42:12,533
FINN: Me! Me! Me!

748
00:42:13,242 --> 00:42:15,327
Mmm! Do I smell tip-yip?

749
00:42:15,744 --> 00:42:16,995
-Rey!
-(ROARS)

750
00:42:17,079 --> 00:42:18,330
Look at all this!

751
00:42:18,914 --> 00:42:20,624
Glad we made it back in time!

752
00:42:20,707 --> 00:42:22,125
-So are we.
-(ROARS)

753
00:42:22,209 --> 00:42:25,587
C-3PO: Oh, my!
That must've been quite an adventure.

754
00:42:26,463 --> 00:42:29,299
-How many Master Skywalkers?
-(BB-8 BEEPS)

755
00:42:29,383 --> 00:42:30,592
That sounds quite impossible.

756
00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:32,970
Did you find what you were
lookin' for at the temple?

757
00:42:33,053 --> 00:42:36,598
Turns out what
I was looking for was right here.

758
00:42:37,224 --> 00:42:38,350
-ROSE: Aw!
-(POE WHIMPERING)

759
00:42:38,433 --> 00:42:41,061
Oh, all right, you two, enough hugging.

760
00:42:41,144 --> 00:42:42,688
Come on. Let's eat.

761
00:42:42,771 --> 00:42:44,314
Are you crying again?

762
00:42:44,398 --> 00:42:46,275
No, pollen!

763
00:42:48,443 --> 00:42:51,780
Care to do the honors, Jedi Party Master?

764
00:42:52,281 --> 00:42:53,574
I think Finn should do it.

765
00:42:54,116 --> 00:42:55,784
But you're going to need this.

766
00:42:56,493 --> 00:42:57,703
Whoa!

767
00:42:58,620 --> 00:43:00,914
So, I am ready to become a Jedi.

768
00:43:00,998 --> 00:43:03,208
And now, I'm ready to train you.

769
00:43:05,127 --> 00:43:06,128
(INHALES)

770
00:43:06,211 --> 00:43:08,589
Okay. Let go,

771
00:43:08,672 --> 00:43:11,592
let go, let go.

772
00:43:15,053 --> 00:43:16,054
Oh.

773
00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:18,599
-(POE CRYING)
-Oh, Finn!

774
00:43:19,308 --> 00:43:20,976
We'll work on that. Together.

775
00:43:23,896 --> 00:43:26,023
-C-3PO: Oh, my!
-No way.

776
00:43:26,106 --> 00:43:29,902
C-3PO: Snow on Kashyyyk.
Why, the odds of this happening are...

777
00:43:30,777 --> 00:43:33,322
Oh, where is everybody? Wait for me!

778
00:43:34,406 --> 00:43:36,366
Whoa! Whoo! (CHUCKLES)

779
00:43:36,450 --> 00:43:38,035
(ALL CHUCKLING)

780
00:43:39,786 --> 00:43:40,871
(BEEPING)

781
00:43:40,954 --> 00:43:43,165
Hey, careful,
that's not a snowball, that's BB-8!

782
00:43:44,374 --> 00:43:45,501
(ROARING)

783
00:43:46,335 --> 00:43:47,753
(GIBBERING)

784
00:43:50,088 --> 00:43:51,381
Whoo! (CHUCKLING)

785
00:43:51,465 --> 00:43:52,841
D-O: Whee! Whee!

786
00:43:56,929 --> 00:43:57,930
-Hey!
-Look out!

787
00:44:03,143 --> 00:44:04,520
YODA: <i>A time of joy.</i>

788
00:44:05,521 --> 00:44:06,813
<i>Of friendship.</i>

789
00:44:07,481 --> 00:44:08,649
<i>Of family.</i>

790
00:44:09,608 --> 00:44:12,778
<i>-All of this, Life Day is.</i>
-(BB-8 BEEPING)

791
00:44:12,861 --> 00:44:14,738
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

792
00:44:19,368 --> 00:44:22,162
And a happy one, I wish you.