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  1. [15:09] <!DnD-sama> You wake up after a day of... pretty much nothing in preparation for the Gauntlet.
  2. [15:09] <!DnD-sama> The elf sits cross-legged across the room from you, somewhere between sleep and meditation.
  3. [15:10] <!DnD-sama> "Are you ready?" he asks without opening his eyes.
  4. [15:11] <AuroraAlpha> "Would you be..?"
  5. [15:11] <!DnD-sama> "What a silly question..."
  6. [15:11] <@Roachy> GIVE HER THE DICK, THEN SHE'LL BE READY~!
  7. [15:11] <AuroraAlpha> HEY SHUT UP
  8. [15:11] <AuroraAlpha> "Silly..what do you mean silly?"
  9. [15:12] <!DnD-sama> "What's the worst that could happen? Death?" The elf says with a half smile.
  10. [15:12] <AuroraAlpha> "...Idiotic."
  11. [15:12] * AuroraAlpha stands up and looks down at the elf. "Whenever you're ready, we'll go."
  12. [15:13] <!DnD-sama> The elf stands and the two of you move toward the door you stood at yesterday.
  13. [15:14] == ANTS [[email protected]] has joined #FunksteadyDnD
  14. [15:15] <!DnD-sama> Aurora... the one with the rack... stands at the door waiting.
  15. [15:16] <!DnD-sama> "I'll just dive right into the intructions...."
  16. [15:16] <!DnD-sama> "The gauntlet is devided into 8 sections, each with 3 floors.
  17. [15:17] <!DnD-sama> "Think of it as a big cheese wheel."
  18. [15:18] <!DnD-sama> "You may enter at the first floor of any of the 8 sections.
  19. [15:18] <!DnD-sama> In order to qualify as an apprentice you must clear either all 8 of the first floor sections or one of the second floor sections."
  20. [15:19] <!DnD-sama> Once you resolve the challenge in a room you will be given the option of 3 teleportation circles.
  21. [15:19] <!DnD-sama> One will take you to the room to the left, one to the room to the right, and one will take you up a floor.
  22. [15:19] <!DnD-sama> You may clear the gauntlet at any pace.
  23. [15:19] <!DnD-sama> You may leave it at any time.
  24. [15:20] <!DnD-sama> You need only to ask.
  25. [15:20] <!DnD-sama> But you will not be recognized as a member of the guild until you acquire the apprentice rank.
  26. [15:21] <!DnD-sama> To be precise.
  27. [15:21] <!DnD-sama> You need to acquire 100 Evalutaion Points.
  28. [15:21] <!DnD-sama> Each room on the first floor awards 10.
  29. [15:21] <!DnD-sama> Clearing the entire floor awards an additional 20.
  30. [15:22] <!DnD-sama> Clearing each room on the second floor however awards 100.
  31. [15:22] <!DnD-sama> And clearing each room on the top floor awards 500.
  32. [15:23] <!DnD-sama> Clearing the entire Gauntlet yields a maximum of 6000 Evaluation Points.
  33. [15:23] <!DnD-sama> It is through the acquisition of these points that you advance in guild rank.
  34. [15:25] <!DnD-sama> Do you understand?
  35. [15:25] * AuroraAlpha nods.
  36. [15:26] <!DnD-sama> The Guild Rank system is as follows.
  37. [15:26] <!DnD-sama> Apprentice at 100 EP
  38. [15:26] <!DnD-sama> Adept at 1000 EP
  39. [15:26] <!DnD-sama> Junior Magus at 5000 EP
  40. [15:26] <!DnD-sama> Senior Magus at 10000 EP
  41. [15:27] <!DnD-sama> Master Magus at 50000 EP
  42. [15:27] <!DnD-sama> And Arch Magus at 100000 EP
  43. [15:27] <!DnD-sama> Each advancement in rank earns you more benefits from the guild.
  44. [15:29] <!DnD-sama> You'll learn of other ways to gain Evaluation Points once you reach the apprentice rank.
  45. [15:29] <!DnD-sama> We will revive you, should you die, as long as we do not consider it a waste of resources.
  46. [15:30] <!DnD-sama> In order to measure a good investment, we will subtract 200 EP from your current total when you die... if the result is above zero we will deem you worth another chance.
  47. [15:31] <!DnD-sama> Do you understand?
  48. [15:31] <!DnD-sama> That means, that at the moment, should you die it would not be a good investment for us to revive you.
  49. [15:32] <!DnD-sama> That's all I have to say.
  50. [15:32] <AuroraAlpha> "I understand.."
  51. [15:33] <!DnD-sama> "Each of the eight sections is tied to a school of magic. Which one would you like to start with?"
  52. [15:33] <!DnD-sama> (I'll list them.
  53. [15:34] <!DnD-sama> (Abjuration, Conjuration, Divination, Enchantment, Evocation, Illusion, Necromancy, Transmutation)
  54. [15:35] <AuroraAlpha> "...Evocation."
  55. [15:35] <!DnD-sama> ".... are you quite sure?"
  56. [15:35] <AuroraAlpha> "...Not entirely.."
  57. [15:36] * AuroraAlpha quickly looks back at Reaper then snaps her view back forward. "I'm not sure of any option..So I just chose evocation.."
  58. [15:36] <!DnD-sama> "So be it..."
  59. [15:36] <!DnD-sama> Aurora snaps her fingers.
  60. [15:37] <!DnD-sama> The door before you moves as the building it leads to seems to be rotating on it's axis.
  61. [15:39] <AuroraAlpha> "...That's different."
  62. [15:40] <!DnD-sama> Finally it stops and the door creaks open.
  63. [15:40] <!DnD-sama> "Good luck Aury..." Ako whispers from behind.
  64. [15:40] <!DnD-sama> Raven nods.
  65. [15:40] <!DnD-sama> Will stands silently.
  66. [15:41] * AuroraAlpha looks back at the three and merely nods.
  67. [15:41] <!DnD-sama> "Don't be stubborn." Aurora says as you enter the chamber with Reaper.
  68. [15:41] <!DnD-sama> The door closes behind you.
  69. [15:42] <!DnD-sama> As soon as the door closes you turn to face your challenge.
  70. [15:42] <!DnD-sama> A straight hallways.
  71. [15:42] <!DnD-sama> A series of identical statues line the walls.
  72. [15:42] <!DnD-sama> They each appear to be roaring lions.
  73. [15:43] <!DnD-sama> Their mouths all pointed inward.
  74. [15:43] <!DnD-sama> There are 10 on each side in perfect alignment.
  75. [15:43] <!DnD-sama> At the end of the hall is a lever.
  76. [15:43] <!DnD-sama> How obvious....
  77. [15:43] <!DnD-sama> It's clearly an Evocation powered trap you're supposed to bypass.
  78. [15:44] <!DnD-sama> Spellcraft check.
  79. [15:44] <AuroraAlpha> roll 1d20+17
  80. [15:44] <Dice-chan> AuroraAlpha rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{32}
  81. [15:45] <!DnD-sama> The lions eyes are made of scrying crystal, they're designed to detect any living creature that enters their field of vision and trigger the traps.
  82. [15:45] <!DnD-sama> The lions each have runes in their mouth.
  83. [15:45] <!DnD-sama> The runes are Fireball Glyphs.
  84. [15:46] <!DnD-sama> If it weren't for they fact getting close to one would trigger the one across from it you could just dispel them one by one.
  85. [15:46] <!DnD-sama> But as is you can't get across from them.
  86. [15:47] <!DnD-sama> So you can't access any of the glyphs.
  87. [15:47] <!DnD-sama> If you caould dispel magic in an area like Analise you could handle this easily.
  88. [15:48] <!DnD-sama> "Welp... sounds like this one is yours to handle."
  89. [15:48] <!DnD-sama> "Wake me up when there's something to fight."
  90. [15:48] <!DnD-sama> (Do you understnad the layout?)
  91. [15:49] <@Roachy> Long Hall, 10 lions gazing at a barren path through the middle, lever at the end
  92. [15:49] <@Roachy> I don't know the width.
  93. [15:49] <@Roachy> But aside that I've got everything understood.
  94. [15:49] <!DnD-sama> About 8 feet.
  95. [15:49] <!DnD-sama> And each statue is about 5 feet apart.
  96. [15:49] <!DnD-sama> One blast would fill most of the hall.
  97. [15:50] <!DnD-sama> Consider all your options.
  98. [15:50] <!DnD-sama> All the ways you could theoretically bypass them.
  99. [15:50] <!DnD-sama> Then choose the most efficient.
  100. [15:51] <AuroraAlpha> Could I use the Lyre of Servants, play a Song of Dancing, and make the lions face the wall allowing Reaper and I to pass?
  101. [15:52] <AuroraAlpha> Rather, their respective walls.
  102. [15:55] <!DnD-sama> Hmmmmm.....
  103. [15:55] <!DnD-sama> Yes.
  104. [15:55] <AuroraAlpha> roll 1d20+16
  105. [15:55] <Dice-chan> AuroraAlpha rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{22}
  106. [15:55] <!DnD-sama> The statues themselves are non-magical.
  107. [15:56] <!DnD-sama> As you play your song the statues all spring alive and do a little jig.
  108. [15:57] <!DnD-sama> The lions stand up on their pedastals and snap their fingers rhythmically while gyrating their hips.
  109. [15:57] * AuroraAlpha smiles as she keeps playing. "Turn one hundred and eighty degrees and face your respective walls."
  110. [15:57] <!DnD-sama> Finally they each do a Micheal Jackson spin move ending with them facing the wall.
  111. [15:58] * AuroraAlpha taps the elf's shoulder. "Go first."
  112. [15:58] == InvisiBro [[email protected]] has joined #funksteadydnd
  113. [15:58] <!DnD-sama> Raper casually walks to the end of the hall and pulls the lever.
  114. [15:58] <AuroraAlpha> >Raper
  115. [15:58] <AuroraAlpha> PFFFFT.
  116. [15:58] <!DnD-sama> "Evocation Challenge One - Clear" a magical voice chimes through the room.
  117. [15:59] <!DnD-sama> A circle appears on each wall and in the middle of your room.
  118. [15:59] <!DnD-sama> [ ] Enchantment level 1
  119. [15:59] <!DnD-sama> [ ] Illussion level 1
  120. [15:59] <!DnD-sama> Evocation level 2
  121. [15:59] <!DnD-sama> [ ]*
  122. [15:59] <!DnD-sama> THINK CAREFULLY!
  123. [16:01] <AuroraAlpha> Evocation 2.
  124. [16:01] * DnD-sama covers her face with her palm.
  125. [16:01] <!DnD-sama> Okay....
  126. [16:01] <AuroraAlpha> What?!
  127. [16:01] <AuroraAlpha> I don't have any enchants
  128. [16:01] <AuroraAlpha> the most I-.
  129. [16:01] <AuroraAlpha> ..Illusion.
  130. [16:01] <AuroraAlpha> That may or may not work.
  131. [16:02] <!DnD-sama> Sweety....
  132. [16:02] <AuroraAlpha> What?
  133. [16:02] <!DnD-sama> The school determines the type of magic used in the challenge.
  134. [16:02] <AuroraAlpha> ...
  135. [16:02] <AuroraAlpha> OH
  136. [16:02] <AuroraAlpha> Ooohhhhh...
  137. [16:03] <AuroraAlpha> Uh..
  138. [16:03] <AuroraAlpha> Before I decide I'm preparing Mach Strike Mach Retreat Sonic Shield Audio Armor Blurring Vibrations and Sonic Guard
  139. [16:04] <!DnD-sama> Some of those only last like 1 minute a level hun.
  140. [16:04] <AuroraAlpha> ...
  141. [16:04] <AuroraAlpha> Which?
  142. [16:04] <AuroraAlpha> Damn iiiit.
  143. [16:04] * AuroraAlpha scratches her head in frustration
  144. [16:04] <AuroraAlpha> Just prepare Sonic Guard, I'll prep everything else when I need it.
  145. [16:04] <!DnD-sama> Mach Retreat, Sonic Shield, Audio Armor, and Blurring Vibrations.
  146. [16:05] <!DnD-sama> Mach Strike last until your nest attack.
  147. [16:05] <AuroraAlpha> ..Okay. So, Prepare Mach Strike and Sonic Guard
  148. [16:05] == ANTS [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
  149. [16:05] <AuroraAlpha> everything else can wait for battle..
  150. [16:05] <!DnD-sama> Sonic Guard lasts 1 hour/level or until you discharge it.
  151. [16:06] <!DnD-sama> +1000 exp btw
  152. [16:06] <AuroraAlpha> Okay.. I'm going to go with Illusion for my next challenge I think..
  153. [16:07] <!DnD-sama> ..... you're wearing your robe of eyes aren't you....
  154. [16:08] <AuroraAlpha> I always am.
  155. [16:08] <AuroraAlpha> Plus I was unaware I brought Papa's with me.
  156. [16:08] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
  157. [16:10] <!DnD-sama> You enter the room via teleportation.
  158. [16:10] <!DnD-sama> And Raper almost walks right into a spike trap before you order him not to move.
  159. [16:10] <!DnD-sama> FUCKING
  160. [16:10] <!DnD-sama> REAPER*
  161. [16:10] <AuroraAlpha> I laugh at that every time.
  162. [16:11] <AuroraAlpha> I'm sorry
  163. [16:11] <!DnD-sama> I mean... it's accurate but still.
  164. [16:11] <AuroraAlpha> It's still funny.
  165. [16:11] <!DnD-sama> This room is full of very painful looking and obvious sharp traps.
  166. [16:12] <!DnD-sama> But the fact Reaper is frozen solid after you told him not to move makes it apparent he can't see them...
  167. [16:12] <!DnD-sama> How sneaky...
  168. [16:12] <!DnD-sama> You follow the obvious path to the lever and pull it.
  169. [16:12] <!DnD-sama> +1000 exp
  170. [16:12] <!DnD-sama> Basically free.
  171. [16:13] <!DnD-sama> Evaluation 20
  172. [16:13] <!DnD-sama> 80 more to go.
  173. [16:13] <!DnD-sama> Illusion 2
  174. [16:13] <!DnD-sama> Necromancy 1
  175. [16:14] <!DnD-sama> Or go back to the evocation room.
  176. [16:14] <AuroraAlpha> I'm assuming illusion won't be free anymore?
  177. [16:14] <!DnD-sama> It gets harder.
  178. [16:14] <!DnD-sama> I'll brb.
  179. [16:14] <!DnD-sama> Food.
  180. [16:14] <AuroraAlpha> Me too, laundry.
  181. [16:31] * AuroraAlpha cracks her knuckles.
  182. [16:40] <!DnD-sama> Fuck that was good.
  183. [16:41] <!DnD-sama> I'm going to die of a heart attack from eating that much pork and drinking that much caffeine in such a short time... but it'll be worth it./
  184. [16:42] <!DnD-sama> You decided yet Vibrogina?
  185. [16:42] <AuroraAlpha> I'm gonna go with Illusion again.
  186. [16:46] <!DnD-sama> You sure.
  187. [16:46] <!DnD-sama> The level 2s are gonna be harder than all the level 1s combined.
  188. [16:47] <AuroraAlpha> ..
  189. [16:47] <AuroraAlpha> Necromancy then.
  190. [16:49] <!DnD-sama> You enter the room.
  191. [16:49] <!DnD-sama> The room is black.
  192. [16:49] <!DnD-sama> Everything is black.
  193. [16:49] <!DnD-sama> The stairs leading up to the statue are black.
  194. [16:49] <!DnD-sama> The statue of a demon is black.
  195. [16:50] <!DnD-sama> The lever in front of it is black.
  196. [16:50] <!DnD-sama> "I like this room."
  197. [16:50] <!DnD-sama> Reaper says.
  198. [16:50] <AuroraAlpha> "Matches your heart."
  199. [16:53] <!DnD-sama> Nothing is happening....
  200. [16:53] <!DnD-sama> "Ah."
  201. [16:54] <!DnD-sama> "I think I know..." Reaper says.
  202. [16:54] <!DnD-sama> "This one is mine."
  203. [16:54] <AuroraAlpha> "Alright."
  204. [16:54] <!DnD-sama> Reaper walks up the stairs and pulls the lever.
  205. [16:54] <!DnD-sama> Black smoke pours over him.
  206. [16:54] <!DnD-sama> Roll 1d20+10
  207. [16:54] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{27}
  208. [16:55] <!DnD-sama> He comes rolling down the stairs.
  209. [16:55] <!DnD-sama> "Ow."
  210. [16:55] <!DnD-sama> Reaper stands up clearly far less phased than any mage would be.
  211. [16:56] <!DnD-sama> Typically mages have weak bodies... so this kind of trap would be lethal.
  212. [16:56] <!DnD-sama> That's probably why you're supposed to bring big tough guardians.
  213. [16:56] <!DnD-sama> +1000 exp for Reaper
  214. [16:56] <!DnD-sama> +500 for Aurora.
  215. [16:56] <!DnD-sama> +10 EP
  216. [16:57] <AuroraAlpha> Level up~!
  217. [16:59] == Brotius|MechsDoingMechThings has changed nick to Brotius
  218. [16:59] == InvisiBro [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 360 seconds]
  219. [17:00] <!DnD-sama> I'm leveling Reaper at the moment.
  220. [17:00] <!DnD-sama> I'll level Aurora in a sec.
  221. [17:01] <!DnD-sama> http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=382648
  222. [17:06] <!DnD-sama> 2 new 4th level spells.
  223. [17:08] <AuroraAlpha> Fourth level?
  224. [17:08] <AuroraAlpha> Ohoho..
  225. [17:09] <!DnD-sama> Yep.
  226. [17:09] <!DnD-sama> You've gained access to a new level of spells from watching Reaper be Reaper.
  227. [17:10] <AuroraAlpha> Sonic Killer, Greater Charm Song.
  228. [17:11] <!DnD-sama> You can also use Shout 3/day as a racial now.
  229. [17:12] <!DnD-sama> I assume you want your stat bonus in Charisma?
  230. [17:12] <AuroraAlpha> Mhm
  231. [17:16] <!DnD-sama> http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=382299
  232. [17:16] <!DnD-sama> Also
  233. [17:16] <!DnD-sama> Staff Spell Level 4
  234. [17:16] <!DnD-sama> Evard's Elastic Tentacles.
  235. [17:16] <!DnD-sama> Summons a swarm of tentacles that entagle your enemies within a 40ft area.
  236. [17:17] <!DnD-sama> The tentacles don't break.
  237. [17:17] <!DnD-sama> They stretch.
  238. [17:17] <!DnD-sama> Everyone effected has their movement reduces by half and can only make one action a round.
  239. [17:18] <!DnD-sama> And casters have to make a DC 15 concentration check to cast any spell while effected.
  240. [17:19] <!DnD-sama> Beacause like all of Papa's spells the tentacles are a bit mischevious... they like to slip into holes... like mouthes in the middle of a sentence.
  241. [17:19] <!DnD-sama> God forbid a girl get caught in it while naked.
  242. [17:19] <!DnD-sama> The staff invades your mind.
  243. [17:19] <!DnD-sama> The images of your father in his youth casting this spell in the girls hotspring and watching through a hole in the wall.
  244. [17:20] <!DnD-sama> And laughing... a lot.
  245. [17:20] <!DnD-sama> You feel somehow closer to papa suddenly.
  246. [17:21] <AuroraAlpha> How...lewd.
  247. [17:21] <!DnD-sama> "What are you smiling about?" Reaper asks still laying on the ground covered in deathsmoke.
  248. [17:21] == InvisiBro [[email protected]] has joined #funksteadydnd
  249. [17:21] <AuroraAlpha> "Nothing.."
  250. [17:21] * AuroraAlpha mumbles under her breath "Fucking pervert.."
  251. [17:21] <!DnD-sama> "What? It's not my fault if I can see up your robe."
  252. [17:21] <!DnD-sama> Reaper says.
  253. [17:22] <AuroraAlpha> "What...?"
  254. [17:22] * AuroraAlpha looks down
  255. [17:23] == InvisiBro [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: ]
  256. [17:23] <!DnD-sama> Your options now are Evocation, Illusion, or Necromancy 2 or Enchantment/Transmutation 1
  257. [17:23] <!DnD-sama> Reaper smiles and waves.
  258. [17:23] * AuroraAlpha quickly stomps on Reaper "Y-YOU IDIOT I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU N-NOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE TOO!!"
  259. [17:24] <!DnD-sama> "Ahahaha-AGH- hahahahaha...."
  260. [17:24] * AuroraAlpha takes a step back and sighs. "Idiots..."
  261. [17:25] <AuroraAlpha> Enchantment
  262. [17:27] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
  263. [17:27] <!DnD-sama> Gotta tinkle.
  264. [17:31] <!DnD-sama> You head back through the cleared rooms to the Enchantment room.
  265. [17:33] <!DnD-sama> You enter the room.
  266. [17:33] <!DnD-sama> Just like the necromancy room it contains a statue with the lever in fron of it.
  267. [17:33] <!DnD-sama> Make a will save.
  268. [17:33] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+6
  269. [17:33] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{11}
  270. [17:34] <!DnD-sama> Reaper approaches the statue and begins hugging it.
  271. [17:34] <AuroraAlpha> roll 1d20+10
  272. [17:34] <Dice-chan> AuroraAlpha rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{19}
  273. [17:35] <AuroraAlpha> .
  274. [17:35] <AuroraAlpha> Um..
  275. [17:35] <AuroraAlpha> <AuroraAlpha> roll 1d20+10 <Dice-chan> AuroraAlpha rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{19} <AuroraAlpha> . <AuroraAlpha> Um..
  276. [17:35] <AuroraAlpha> Saw that on my client.
  277. [17:35] <!DnD-sama> Yeah.
  278. [17:35] <!DnD-sama> You're here.
  279. [17:36] <@Roachy> ...
  280. [17:36] <@Roachy> What the fuck
  281. [17:36] <!DnD-sama> You feel a strong desire to approach the statue of the pretty naked lady and hug it.
  282. [17:36] <@Roachy> My webchat isn't seeing this though.
  283. [17:36] <!DnD-sama> But you resist.
  284. [17:36] == AuroraAlpha [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
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  286. [17:36] <AuroraAlpha> test
  287. [17:37] <@Roachy> .
  288. [17:37] <@Roachy> OKAY IT'S WORKING
  289. [17:37] * DnD-sama snuggles.
  290. [17:37] <!DnD-sama> Anyway... you resisted the hug statue.
  291. [17:37] <!DnD-sama> And pull the lever.
  292. [17:37] <!DnD-sama> The circles appear... but Reaper won't let go of the hug statue.
  293. [17:37] <!DnD-sama> What do?
  294. [17:38] * AuroraAlpha taps the elf. "Oioi, we can go."
  295. [17:39] <!DnD-sama> Reaper squeezes the statue tighter and replys with an "UHUH!" in a very childish voice.
  296. [17:39] <!DnD-sama> You can't help but laugh.
  297. [17:39] <AuroraAlpha> Can Suggestion break through it?
  298. [17:40] <!DnD-sama> Probably.
  299. [17:40] <AuroraAlpha> Even though that's adorable.
  300. [17:40] * AuroraAlpha takes Reapers hand, her voice lightening. "Come on, theres more huggy statues where we're going~"
  301. [17:41] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+6
  302. [17:41] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=3 ]{9}
  303. [17:41] <!DnD-sama> >9
  304. [17:41] <!DnD-sama> >DC 20
  305. [17:41] <!DnD-sama> He better never make you mad...
  306. [17:41] <!DnD-sama> The two effects cancel one another out.
  307. [17:41] <!DnD-sama> "..............."
  308. [17:41] <!DnD-sama> "Why am I hugging a statue of a nude woman?"
  309. [17:42] * AuroraAlpha lets gone. "Are you done trying to fuck the statue?"
  310. [17:42] <AuroraAlpha> >lets gone
  311. [17:42] <AuroraAlpha> I'm smart.
  312. [17:42] * AuroraAlpha lets go, retconning her last statement, and reiterating what she said causing a massive clusterfucker.
  313. [17:42] * AuroraAlpha makes the world explode
  314. [17:42] <AuroraAlpha> Meanwhile in the present.
  315. [17:42] <AuroraAlpha> ...What am I talking about.
  316. [17:42] <AuroraAlpha> Uuuu~ What circles are there.
  317. [17:43] <!DnD-sama> Divination/Transmutation... or a level 2
  318. [17:43] <@Roachy> Look at her, she can't type~
  319. [17:43] <AuroraAlpha> SHUT
  320. [17:43] <AuroraAlpha> UP
  321. [17:43] * AuroraAlpha fusses
  322. [17:43] <AuroraAlpha> Uuummmm.... Divination?
  323. [17:44] <!DnD-sama> You enter the Divination room.
  324. [17:44] <!DnD-sama> "I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you~"
  325. [17:44] <!DnD-sama> You hear....
  326. [17:45] <!DnD-sama> The room is full of floating eyes.
  327. [17:45] <AuroraAlpha> What in the hell.
  328. [17:45] <!DnD-sama> "Which one has the lever?~ Which onnnnnnnnnnnnnnne~"
  329. [17:45] <!DnD-sama> The eyes taunt you as they fly around.
  330. [17:46] <!DnD-sama> There are 30.
  331. [17:46] <!DnD-sama> And what's worse they're all linked.
  332. [17:46] <!DnD-sama> They grant each other an insight bonus to AC.
  333. [17:46] <!DnD-sama> They each have an AC of 30.
  334. [17:47] <AuroraAlpha> ...
  335. [17:47] <AuroraAlpha> Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  336. [17:47] <!DnD-sama> "Be careful~ Be careful~ The wrong ones blow up!~"
  337. [17:48] <!DnD-sama> "Hehehehehehehehehehe~"
  338. [17:48] <AuroraAlpha> Can I roll a spot check, or a listen check?
  339. [17:48] <AuroraAlpha> Would either of those help?
  340. [17:48] <!DnD-sama> They're all 100% identical.
  341. [17:48] <!DnD-sama> The lever will only appear after you destroy the "right" one.
  342. [17:49] <AuroraAlpha> ...That's silly.
  343. [17:49] <!DnD-sama> A 5th level diviner could do this with 2 spells.
  344. [17:49] <!DnD-sama> It's a test of versatilty.
  345. [17:50] <!DnD-sama> "I wonder..." Reaper murmurs.
  346. [17:51] <!DnD-sama> "How big do they blow up?" he says as he smiles and draws his bow.
  347. [17:51] <AuroraAlpha> "That's what I want to know.."
  348. [17:51] <!DnD-sama> Reaper knocks and fires an arrow at an eye.
  349. [17:52] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  350. [17:52] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{17}
  351. [17:52] <!DnD-sama> "Missed..."
  352. [17:52] <!DnD-sama> "Hehehehe we saw it coming~ Saw it coming~"
  353. [17:52] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  354. [17:52] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{28}
  355. [17:52] <!DnD-sama> "Damn... close."
  356. [17:53] <!DnD-sama> "Scary kife ear~ Scary knife ear~"
  357. [17:53] <AuroraAlpha> Can I just fling a magic missile at one
  358. [17:53] <AuroraAlpha> The furthest one away from me.
  359. [17:53] <!DnD-sama> You mean Sonic Missile?
  360. [17:53] <AuroraAlpha> Yeah.
  361. [17:53] <!DnD-sama> Yeah you could.
  362. [17:53] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d30
  363. [17:53] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d30=29 ]{29}
  364. [17:53] <!DnD-sama> It explodes in about a 5 foot radius.
  365. [17:54] <!DnD-sama> That's nothing.
  366. [17:54] <AuroraAlpha> "Well, that solves that."
  367. [17:54] <!DnD-sama> You just have to kill them all.
  368. [17:54] <AuroraAlpha> Okay
  369. [17:54] <AuroraAlpha> What's their total space away from me?
  370. [17:54] <!DnD-sama> The room is about 50 feet across.
  371. [17:54] <AuroraAlpha> What spread are they all in from each other
  372. [17:55] <AuroraAlpha> Or are they just willy nilly all around the fuckin room
  373. [17:55] <!DnD-sama> Getting all of them in one shot would be impossible unless it filled the room.
  374. [17:55] <!DnD-sama> "Save your mana."
  375. [17:55] <!DnD-sama> "I'll get them all eventually... take a nap or something.
  376. [17:55] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  377. [17:55] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{28}
  378. [17:55] <AuroraAlpha> "... If that's what you want."
  379. [17:55] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  380. [17:55] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{26}
  381. [17:55] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  382. [17:55] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{21}
  383. [17:55] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  384. [17:55] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{27}
  385. [17:56] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  386. [17:56] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{32}
  387. [17:56] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  388. [17:56] <!DnD-sama> You're jarred after only a few seconds of napping.
  389. [17:56] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d29
  390. [17:56] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d29=7 ]{7}
  391. [17:56] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  392. [17:56] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{29}
  393. [17:56] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  394. [17:56] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=3 ]{18}
  395. [17:56] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  396. [17:56] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{28}
  397. [17:56] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  398. [17:56] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{34}
  399. [17:56] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  400. [17:56] <!DnD-sama> A few seconds later.
  401. [17:56] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d28
  402. [17:56] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d28=15 ]{15}
  403. [17:57] <!DnD-sama> "Tch...."
  404. [17:57] <!DnD-sama> Reaper walks around picking up arrows he's missed with.
  405. [17:57] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  406. [17:57] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{16}
  407. [17:57] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  408. [17:57] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{30}
  409. [17:57] <!DnD-sama> An arrow stabs into the wall near your head.
  410. [17:58] <!DnD-sama> "Oops.... sorry."
  411. [17:58] <AuroraAlpha> "..."
  412. [17:58] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  413. [17:58] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{28}
  414. [17:58] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  415. [17:58] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{20}
  416. [17:58] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  417. [17:58] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{22}
  418. [17:58] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  419. [17:58] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{33}
  420. [17:58] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  421. [17:58] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d27
  422. [17:58] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d27=18 ]{18}
  423. [17:58] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  424. [17:58] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{33}
  425. [17:58] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  426. [17:58] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d26
  427. [17:58] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d26=21 ]{21}
  428. [17:58] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  429. [17:58] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{24}
  430. [17:58] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  431. [17:58] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{33}
  432. [17:59] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  433. [17:59] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d25
  434. [17:59] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d25=20 ]{20}
  435. [17:59] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  436. [17:59] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{35}
  437. [17:59] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  438. [17:59] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d24
  439. [17:59] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d24=13 ]{13}
  440. [17:59] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  441. [17:59] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{34}
  442. [17:59] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  443. [17:59] <!DnD-sama> (He's got their rhythm down now, he's getting consistent.)
  444. [17:59] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d23
  445. [17:59] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d23=10 ]{10}
  446. [18:00] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  447. [18:00] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{33}
  448. [18:00] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  449. [18:00] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d22
  450. [18:00] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d22=15 ]{15}
  451. [18:00] <!DnD-sama> (I am nothing if not thorough.)
  452. [18:00] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  453. [18:00] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{20}
  454. [18:00] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  455. [18:00] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{22}
  456. [18:00] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  457. [18:00] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{22}
  458. [18:00] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  459. [18:00] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=3 ]{18}
  460. [18:00] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  461. [18:00] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{20}
  462. [18:00] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  463. [18:00] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{29}
  464. [18:00] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  465. [18:00] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{35}
  466. [18:00] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  467. [18:00] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d21
  468. [18:00] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d21=9 ]{9}
  469. [18:00] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  470. [18:00] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{16}
  471. [18:00] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  472. [18:00] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{22}
  473. [18:01] <!DnD-sama> Once again an arrow nearly missed you.
  474. [18:01] <!DnD-sama> nearly hits*
  475. [18:01] <!DnD-sama> He has to be doing that on purpose....
  476. [18:01] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  477. [18:01] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{33}
  478. [18:01] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  479. [18:01] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20
  480. [18:01] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
  481. [18:01] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  482. [18:01] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=3 ]{18}
  483. [18:01] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  484. [18:01] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=16 ]{31}
  485. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  486. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d19
  487. [18:02] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d19=8 ]{8}
  488. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  489. [18:02] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{35}
  490. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  491. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d18
  492. [18:02] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d18=2 ]{2}
  493. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  494. [18:02] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{23}
  495. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  496. [18:02] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{24}
  497. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  498. [18:02] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{30}
  499. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  500. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d17
  501. [18:02] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d17=3 ]{3}
  502. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  503. [18:02] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{27}
  504. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  505. [18:02] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{32}
  506. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  507. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d16
  508. [18:02] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d16=3 ]{3}
  509. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  510. [18:02] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{33}
  511. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  512. [18:02] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d15
  513. [18:02] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d15=2 ]{2}
  514. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  515. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{23}
  516. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  517. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{26}
  518. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  519. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=16 ]{31}
  520. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  521. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d14
  522. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d14=9 ]{9}
  523. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  524. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{17}
  525. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  526. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{28}
  527. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  528. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=3 ]{18}
  529. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  530. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{21}
  531. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  532. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{29}
  533. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  534. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{24}
  535. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  536. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{35}
  537. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  538. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d13
  539. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d13=3 ]{3}
  540. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  541. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{29}
  542. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  543. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{25}
  544. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  545. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{28}
  546. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  547. [18:03] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{30}
  548. [18:03] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  549. [18:04] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d12
  550. [18:04] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d12=3 ]{3}
  551. [18:04] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  552. [18:04] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{21}
  553. [18:04] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  554. [18:04] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{17}
  555. [18:04] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  556. [18:04] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{28}
  557. [18:04] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  558. [18:04] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{27}
  559. [18:04] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  560. [18:04] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{32}
  561. [18:04] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  562. [18:04] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d11
  563. [18:04] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d11=6 ]{6}
  564. [18:04] <!DnD-sama> "SON OF A BITCH!"
  565. [18:04] <!DnD-sama> "Ten left...."
  566. [18:05] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  567. [18:05] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{28}
  568. [18:05] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  569. [18:05] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{34}
  570. [18:05] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  571. [18:05] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d10
  572. [18:05] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d10=4 ]{4}
  573. [18:05] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  574. [18:05] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{16}
  575. [18:05] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  576. [18:05] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{32}
  577. [18:05] <!DnD-sama> Another arrow zips past you too close for comfort
  578. [18:05] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  579. [18:05] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=4 ]{19}
  580. [18:05] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  581. [18:05] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{16}
  582. [18:05] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  583. [18:05] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{26}
  584. [18:06] <!DnD-sama> Thet's 4 now.... he's GOT to be doing it on purpous.
  585. [18:06] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  586. [18:06] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{22}
  587. [18:06] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  588. [18:06] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{16}
  589. [18:06] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  590. [18:06] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{29}
  591. [18:06] <!DnD-sama> Five.... he's buzzed you 5 times now....
  592. [18:06] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  593. [18:06] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{30}
  594. [18:06] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  595. [18:06] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d9
  596. [18:06] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d9=8 ]{8}
  597. [18:06] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+15
  598. [18:06] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{32}
  599. [18:06] <!DnD-sama> BOOM
  600. [18:06] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d8
  601. [18:06] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d8=1 ]{1}
  602. [18:07] <!DnD-sama> The lever appears.
  603. [18:07] <!DnD-sama> "Ahahahaha~ they did it~ Cranky elf did it~ Even though it was wrong he did it~"
  604. [18:07] <!DnD-sama> "Fucking finally.....
  605. [18:07] <!DnD-sama> The remaining 7 dance around the lever as Reaper pulls it.
  606. [18:08] * AuroraAlpha sits crosslegged staring at Reaper, the five arrows making a slight outline around her.
  607. [18:08] <!DnD-sama> "....... Caput Mortum." Reaper says as he unleashes a whirlwind attack killing the last 7 (now dormant) floating eyes.
  608. [18:08] <!DnD-sama> "WHAT?"
  609. [18:09] <!DnD-sama> "I DID IT DIDN'T I?"
  610. [18:09] <AuroraAlpha> "Five."
  611. [18:09] <!DnD-sama> "Fine, fine. Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry."
  612. [18:09] <!DnD-sama> "I owe you five orgasms."
  613. [18:09] * AuroraAlpha starts laughing
  614. [18:10] <AuroraAlpha> "You said that word again~ Five times~"
  615. [18:10] <!DnD-sama> "Now pick a magic hole and lets move on."
  616. [18:10] <AuroraAlpha> "You can pick a magic hole if you get what I mean"
  617. [18:10] * AuroraAlpha walks over to Reaper and whispers "Hora..~ Maybe you want the ~magic~ touch~"
  618. [18:10] <!DnD-sama> "Don't tempt me woman. I'm sure you'd rather not be deflowered with an audience."
  619. [18:10] * AuroraAlpha starts laughing as she walks off.
  620. [18:11] <!DnD-sama> Transmutation/Conjuration
  621. [18:11] <AuroraAlpha> Transmutation
  622. [18:12] <AuroraAlpha> Also why in the royal fuck do you facepalm everytime I pick Evocation.
  623. [18:12] <!DnD-sama> For the record... you were supposed to use Locate Object then Mach Strike and resolve that in 2 rounds.
  624. [18:12] <!DnD-sama> You did it the ugly way.
  625. [18:12] <AuroraAlpha> I didn't do anything.
  626. [18:12] <AuroraAlpha> And..I don't have locate object...
  627. [18:12] <!DnD-sama> I know.
  628. [18:12] <!DnD-sama> Like I said it was a test of versatility.
  629. [18:13] <!DnD-sama> Er.... True Strike... not Mach Strike.
  630. [18:13] <!DnD-sama> Derp.
  631. [18:13] <AuroraAlpha> But Mach Strike IS my True Strike.. ;_;
  632. [18:13] <!DnD-sama> I know.
  633. [18:13] * AuroraAlpha jumps up
  634. [18:14] <AuroraAlpha> Y-YOU'RE RACIST AGAINST AUDIOMAGI
  635. [18:14] <!DnD-sama> But the original version is Divination.
  636. [18:14] * AuroraAlpha cries
  637. [18:14] <!DnD-sama> You're is a Transmutation effect.
  638. [18:14] <AuroraAlpha> Smashing.
  639. [18:16] <AuroraAlpha> Oh lord
  640. [18:16] <AuroraAlpha> >look at TV
  641. [18:16] <AuroraAlpha> >US Navy ordered a "sound cannon"
  642. [18:16] <AuroraAlpha> >It's used to stop riots
  643. [18:16] <AuroraAlpha> WELP
  644. [18:16] <AuroraAlpha> WELP
  645. [18:17] <AuroraAlpha> WELP
  646. [18:17] <AuroraAlpha> WELP
  647. [18:17] <AuroraAlpha> WELP.
  648. [18:17] <Brotius> Well yeah, as an area denial weapon
  649. [18:18] <AuroraAlpha> I HAVE FOUND MY BOREALIS.
  650. [18:18] <AuroraAlpha> SHE IS BEAUTIFUL.
  651. [18:18] <Brotius> I'll have my microwave wall that cooks people that try to walk through
  652. [18:19] <!DnD-sama> You enter the transmutation room.
  653. [18:19] <!DnD-sama> There's a statue of a frog in front of the lever.
  654. [18:19] <!DnD-sama> Fuck....
  655. [18:19] <!DnD-sama> Make a fort save.
  656. [18:19] <AuroraAlpha> roll 1d20+6
  657. [18:19] <Dice-chan> AuroraAlpha rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{15}
  658. [18:19] <AuroraAlpha> ...
  659. [18:19] <AuroraAlpha> Uh oh.
  660. [18:19] <!DnD-sama> roll 1d20+11
  661. [18:19] <Dice-chan> DnD-sama rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{25}
  662. [18:20] <!DnD-sama> You turn into a frog.
  663. [18:20] <AuroraAlpha> ...
  664. [18:20] <AuroraAlpha> Well
  665. [18:20] <AuroraAlpha> Fuck.
  666. [18:20] <!DnD-sama> Reaper picks you up and laughs hysterically as he walks up to the lever and pulls it.
  667. [18:20] <AuroraAlpha> SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT
  668. [18:20] <AuroraAlpha> A newt..?
  669. [18:20] <AuroraAlpha> I got better.
  670. [18:20] <!DnD-sama> But you're still a frog...
  671. [18:20] <AuroraAlpha> Can I talk?
  672. [18:20] <!DnD-sama> Yes.
  673. [18:20] <AuroraAlpha> "BRING ME TO WATER ELF! I MUST MEET THE PONDS OF MY PEOPLE"
  674. [18:20] * AuroraAlpha ribbits.
  675. [18:21] <!DnD-sama> "You're a fool you know."
  676. [18:21] <AuroraAlpha> "At least I can hit my targets"
  677. [18:21] * AuroraAlpha launches her tongue at the elfs cheek.
  678. [18:21] <!DnD-sama> "Honestly how are you going to get out of this?"
  679. [18:21] <AuroraAlpha> "...With magic, I don't have to explain anything to you."
  680. [18:22] <AuroraAlpha> "Wait. Wait. Wait."
  681. [18:22] <!DnD-sama> "Alright then..." Reaper sets you down "Fix it."
  682. [18:23] * AuroraAlpha holds out her hands at a top hat and cane appear out of literally nowhere. She puts the top hat on and starts dancing.
  683. [18:23] <AuroraAlpha> "HELLO MY LADY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL~ SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE, BABY MY HEARTS ON FIRE~! IF YOU REFUSE ME HONEY YOU'LL LOSE ME THEN YOU'LL BE LEFT ALONE SO BABY TELEPHONE, AND TELL ME I'M YOUR OOWWWWWNNN~"
  684. [18:23] * AuroraAlpha sits in place and tosses her hat off. "I've got nothin."
  685. [18:23] <!DnD-sama> "......"
  686. [18:24] <!DnD-sama> "Can you still use magic?"
  687. [18:24] <AuroraAlpha> "You loved it, don't lie- I don't know."
  688. [18:24] <!DnD-sama> "Try."
  689. [18:24] <!DnD-sama> "A cantrip or something."
  690. [18:24] <AuroraAlpha> I cast ghost sound and throw a ribbit 20 feet away from me.
  691. [18:25] <!DnD-sama> It works.
  692. [18:25] <AuroraAlpha> "That's a yes."
  693. [18:25] <!DnD-sama> "Alright then...."
  694. [18:25] <!DnD-sama> Reaper grabs you and puts you in his pocket.
  695. [18:25] <!DnD-sama> "We'll worry about fixing it after you pass this idiotic test."
  696. [18:25] * AuroraAlpha leans out of his pocket and points her cane forward
  697. [18:25] <AuroraAlpha> "ONWARD ELF. WE HAVE AUDIENCES TO DAZZLE"
  698. [18:26] <!DnD-sama> "All of your gear shrunk too."
  699. [18:26] <AuroraAlpha> "Yes, I'm aware."
  700. [18:26] <!DnD-sama> "Here..."
  701. [18:26] <!DnD-sama> Reaper places all your equipment in his pocket.
  702. [18:27] <!DnD-sama> Abjuration/Conjuration
  703. [18:27] <AuroraAlpha> Abjuration
  704. [18:28] <!DnD-sama> You enter the chamber and... all of the magic on you is dispelled or supressed.
  705. [18:28] <!DnD-sama> It's a plain grey chamber with the lever in the middle....
  706. [18:29] <!DnD-sama> "Congratulations - You've reached the rest chamber."
  707. [18:29] <!DnD-sama> "You may come back here after any room for rest."
  708. [18:29] <AuroraAlpha> "...Well that's convienient. And here I thought I was going to have to dance my way to apprentice."
  709. [18:29] <!DnD-sama> "No magic funtions in this room, but your wounds will be healed quickly."
  710. [18:30] <!DnD-sama> Your foot is still stuck in Reaper's pocket.
  711. [18:30] <!DnD-sama> It takes you 20 minutes to unstick it without breaking your ankle.
  712. [18:30] == thewizardninja [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: ]
  713. [18:31] <!DnD-sama> Reaper insist he could have done it in a few seconds while holding his Scythe.
  714. [18:31] <!DnD-sama> There's one room left.
  715. [18:31] <!DnD-sama> This would be a good place to rest if you wanted.
  716. [18:32] <!DnD-sama> The last room is conjuration.
  717. [18:32] <!DnD-sama> "The eyes I felt on us before don't reach here."
  718. [18:32] <!DnD-sama> "I'm resting."
  719. [18:33] <AuroraAlpha> "They're just watching how swag we are. That's all."
  720. [18:33] <!DnD-sama> Reaper lays down against a wall.
  721. [18:33] * AuroraAlpha lays back against the wall across.
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