This is Aros, a middle to upper class man with a beautiful wife and two beautiful children. He has a wonderful house, and a wonderful job working for Facepunch as a game developer. Every day he drives his super clean white Trabant to work.

	One night, Aros said to his wife “Hey, after the kids go to bed, you wanna do it?”. She replies “No, I’m on my period.”. “Fine,” he says, “I’ll just hop on the computer for a moment.”. As Aros is on the computer, he tries PornHub but he can’t find anything he likes. He starts adventuring through different sites. After a few minutes of browsing he comes across a Russian site, on which he comes across a video titled “BUS.mp4”. He thinks “That’s an odd title, I may as well click on it…”. He goes to watch it and finds a picture of a bus bent over with its pussy and asshole exposed. He’s at first a little shocked and weirded out, but he gets strangely aroused. An odd rage in him wants more. He types “Bus Porn” in the search bar, and comes across many more videos. It’s 1 in the morning by the time he’s finished. His cock is red and crippled. He gets into bed and his wife wakes up and asks “Why’re you up so late?”. He replies “Sorry, I just couldn’t sleep.”. “Alright” his wife replies. They both go to sleep.

	Aros wakes up in the morning with the bluest balls you’ve ever seen, and a dick more bent than a curly fry. He drives off to work in his Trabant. As he’s driving there, he sees a school bus and pops a boner. He thinks in his mind, “No, no, I’m going to work, this is NOT ok.”. He continues driving to work. He arrives at the Facepunch headquarters. He asks the big man himself “Hey Garry, I really think we should add buses to rust.”. Garry replies “But we haven’t even added cars, or any matter of transportation for that matter yet!”. Aros replies “Yeah… but when you do… please add buses… for you know… carrying around people and stuff, you know?”. Garry responds “I guess I’ll get on that, but it’ll take a while.”. Aros gets to his desk and starts working on Garry’s Mod, only to break advanced duplicator 2 and make Trouble in Terrorist Town “better”. He finishes doing that by the end of the day, and drives home to his wife and family.
This is Aros, a middle to upper class man with a beautiful wife and two beautiful children. He has a wonderful house, and a wonderful job working for Facepunch as a game developer. Every day he drives his super clean white Trabant to work.

	One night, Aros said to his wife “Hey, after the kids go to bed, you wanna do it?”. She replies “No, I’m on my period.”. “Fine,” he says, “I’ll just hop on the computer for a moment.”. As Aros is on the computer, he tries PornHub but he can’t find anything he likes. He starts adventuring through different sites. After a few minutes of browsing he comes across a Russian site, on which he comes across a video titled “BUS.mp4”. He thinks “That’s an odd title, I may as well click on it…”. He goes to watch it and finds a picture of a bus bent over with its pussy and asshole exposed. He’s at first a little shocked and weirded out, but he gets strangely aroused. An odd rage in him wants more. He types “Bus Porn” in the search bar, and comes across many more videos. It’s 1 in the morning by the time he’s finished. His cock is red and crippled. He gets into bed and his wife wakes up and asks “Why’re you up so late?”. He replies “Sorry, I just couldn’t sleep.”. “Alright” his wife replies. They both go to sleep.

	Aros wakes up in the morning with the bluest balls you’ve ever seen, and a dick more bent than a curly fry. He drives off to work in his Trabant. As he’s driving there, he sees a school bus and pops a boner. He thinks in his mind, “No, no, I’m going to work, this is NOT ok.”. He continues driving to work. He arrives at the Facepunch headquarters. He asks the big man himself “Hey Garry, I really think we should add buses to rust.”. Garry replies “But we haven’t even added cars, or any matter of transportation for that matter yet!”. Aros replies “Yeah… but when you do… please add buses… for you know… carrying around people and stuff, you know?”. Garry responds “I guess I’ll get on that, but it’ll take a while.”. Aros gets to his desk and starts working on Garry’s Mod, only to break advanced duplicator 2 and make Trouble in Terrorist Town “better”. He finishes doing that by the end of the day, and drives home to his wife and family.