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- "Hey, Rainbro. How many shots is this now?"
- >Rainbow Dash tries to count the glasses in front of her but you're pretty sure she's seeing double.
- >"Twennifourrrr?"
- >Maybe triple.
- >You try to bump her hoof but you both succeed in stumbling a bit.
- >Laughter ensues.
- >Another successful night out with the bro, complete with no attempts of her trying to guilt trip you into suddenly dating her.
- "Dash, ya think I gotta chance with 'er ova there?" You wipe your mouth, straighten up, and point in the distance of the bar.
- >She follows your pointing and instantly tries to hold back her laughter.
- "What?"
- >"CLOUDCHASER? Sure, Anon! Go for it!" She's snickering like crazy.
- >What could be wrong with her?
- >Totally rad mane. From what you could hear, a pretty sexy voice. She was sipping on something a little more classy than you were.
- >And you were Anon.
- >It was in the bag.
- >You could hear Dash's signature explosive laughter as you pushed her aside and walked over to her table.
- >Her sister Flitter was there, too.
- >Lots of Pegasi here, in fact.
- >Earth ponies worked too much and said it made them sluggish the next day. Unicorns seemed to be above alcohol or would only drink wine. Made sense that the free-spirited flyers would chase the bottle.
- >You nodded as your approach finished, completely forgetting what you planned to say.
- "My frien' ova there dared me I wouldn't be able to sit with ya two lovelies. Help me prove her wrong?" Still slurring, but trying to pull something semi-charming out of your ass.
- >They look over and see Dash composing herself before raising a toast with a shot glass and knocking it back.
- >Flitter smiled at you and then turned to Cloudchaser, whispering something to her.
- >"Oh! Of course! Please, sit with us." Cloudchaser actually pulled up another chair so you could sit between them.
- >You sat and waved at your Rainbro, who still had a gleeful smile and was tearing up again.
- >Should you be worried or...?
- >"So... what was your name again? Anon, right?" Flitter's scratchy voice was vaguely reminiscint of a Rainbow Dash that lived in a trailer park.
- >Cloudchaser stepped in, "Sis, why don't you get us another round?"
- >Flitter cleared her throat and nodded, leaving you with her sister.
- >Whose hoof was sliding up your leg.
- >"I don't really think you came over here just cause Ms. Dash dared you to."
- "Sure she did! Made it sound like I didn't have a chance."
- >"That's not what those hungry eyes you have said."
- >Maybe she's had a few too many as well. This could work in your favor.
- "Guess I shouldn't keep lying, then. You want to get out of here?"
- >She grinned and took your hand between her hooves as she lowered to the ground.
- >You followed her through the bar, giving Dash your best gettin_laid_tonight.jpg sneer you had.
- >She simply waves at you with a shake of her head.
- >...
- >You're in bed now.
- >You always found making out with mares a challenge.
- >Really thin lips and a tongue that was longer than yours that liked to go a little too far.
- >It would have been nice if you were submissive or something, but maredom was strictly when you were being nice and you barely even knew this girl.
- >Males being in charge in Equestria. You were such a forward thinker.
- >Back to drunken tongue wars with this tipsy mare.
- >Your hands were working along her tiny back, over her wings, up and down her flank.
- >She especially loved when you paid careful detail to her wings, moaning into your mouth her appreciation.
- >She started to grind against you.
- >Her torso wasn't quite as long as yours, so the result was a bit silly.
- >You decided to pull your shirt off in case she ended up too excited.
- >Looks like her body decided to follow your shirt.
- >You now have her thighs as earmuffs and marehood in your face.
- >She still grinding, pushing her winking slit to your mouth.
- >Fucking Cloudchaser. Didn't I just mentally confirm I wasn't into the maredom thing?
- >You decide to fight back and wrap your arms around her thick legs, lapping generously.
- >She's collapsed against your headboard and making praises to Celestia and some other unintelligible stutters.
- >Back in control.
- >"Anon, I'm gonna..."
- >You knew they were quick, but this was ridiculous.
- >She tried to separate, but you gripped her tighter.
- >"Here it comes!"
- >Her legs squished around your head and your eyes opened up quickly.
- >Something you wish you hadn't done.
- >A torrent of ...rainwater? Condensation? It was hard to place this flavor.
- >It certainly wasn't sqaush soup.
- >All that left was...
- "Are you fucking PISSING?"
- >You pulled back enough to lift your face up and shout your protest.
- >Not that you were minding the flavor or smell, but piss?
- >"That's what you wanted, right? Everypony loves when I 'rain' on them!"
- "You... do this a lot?"
- >She nodded enthuiastically, "When the clouds run dry, I just fly overhead and help out!"
- >You were stunned.
- >Surely she was breaking some sort of pony law.
- >Then you began to think of how dirty this pony actually was.
- >It was then that you noticed how hard you were.
- "Fuck it. Make it rain, baby."
- >You threw the pegasus back and her urine dripped down your front and onto her.
- >You began to press your dry cock against her.
- >She was tighter than other mares.
- >All you could think of was the spray function on a shower head.
- >She was still super wet, though, and with a few pokes you were slipping inside her velvety walls.
- >Her tongue was already out as you hugged her leg to you and pounded her marehood.
- >Since she was so sloshingly moist it was like getting a really slippery handjob with how tight she was.
- >Her eyes went crossed and she released again, spraying out all over your thrusting hips.
- >It was like you were popping water balloons with your dick.
- >Your room began to take on the scent of a sylvan glen post-rainfall.
- >Pleasant, but you still can't get over the fact that it's from her piss.
- >Apparently it's also a mixture of her actual orgasm, as she seems to have gone full derp.
- >You don't let up and give the mare a few more good thrusts before pulling out and turning her over onto her belly.
- >You reach down and pull her up under her torso so she can slip back onto your shaft, fondling her breasts in the process.
- >You're tweaking her small nipples while she drives herself onto you like it was estrus.
- >This tight mare is making it tough for you to last that long.
- >You stop teasing her crotchboobs and massage her back and wings once more, much to her cooing approval.
- >She's winking again, getting really close to a monsoon.
- >You're already too far gone.
- >Her butt presses against you a few more times before you groan and start to dump your load inside her.
- >She's biting her lip and flapping her wings slowly now, the sensation of your cum inside her sending her over the edge.
- >As you finish and pull out of her you collapse onto your bed.
- >You wish you had packed an umbrella.
- >She's hovering over your bed now, frantically rubbing her mareclit with her hoof.
- >You lock eyes with her and give her your best 'you bitch' expression as her urethra provides another downfall.
- >She collapses next to you as well, snuggling up while you remain stiff.
- >You wondered if all weathermares were this fucking weird.
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