Sit-down Talk about Old Men[Leia][Lola][/tlvg/]

>Leia bursts into her home, in tears
>"M-mommy? Mommy!?" Leia shouts into the home
>"Yes?" Her mother shouts down from the bedroom of the 4/2 McMansion.
>She heads for the voice to her mother to find her sprawled out on her bed
>"Marsha and Gwen were so mean today at recess!" Leia says to her mother who stirs slowly.
>Leia climbs up into the bed and tries to embrace her mother who only returns it half-heartedly
>"Come on, it's not your birthday. So, what did they say?" Lola says a she puts some distance between the two of them.
>"They said that Uncle Lincoln was old and gross!" Leia whines as she tries to bury herself into her mother's arms.
>"Oh, sweetie... He kind of is!" Lola says.
>"WHAT!?" Leia shouts.
>"He reads comic books in his underwear. He's an artist. I've seen him eat Cheez-wiz from the can on several occasions." Lola says. "Now, I told you that your first marriage should be someone 30 years older than you. But, they should be wealthy, stable, not eat cheese-wiz from the can!"
>Leia's eyes burst with tears.
>"Shush, shush, baby... It's okay. We all have to make sacrifices." Lola says as she pulls up her phone and texts Lincoln.
>She texts: What are you doing tonight? Me. Bring the Cheez-wiz...