/hhg/ - anon dad

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #1178
Sideshow Beauties Edition
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/59537457/#59569807
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You know, I gotta wonder how big the Goetia family is with all those illegitimate children Paimon fathered.
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I'm not normally a birdf-ker
But Paimom can get it
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That she can.
>I better get back to the Milf Paimon fic
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I’d buy her daughter
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Don't forget Crimson mommy
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Ok were do I sign? I wanna be in her gang
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You better be very careful anon, i heard rumors that her last husband "disappeared" mysteriously
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>A night of passion leads to a new heir being born
Dammit anon I hope your cut out for mafia life
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How'd a mafia leading imp end up doing the monkey with a human to begin with? Did Anon summon her for a booty call and she ended up so charmed she didn't backstab him the moment he turned his back?
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>Moxxine finds out that she's getting a brother/sister
What happens
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>>59578207
She would be incredibly shocked and quickly would think this is all a scheme by her mother to disown her or some sht like that. But imagine her surprise when she discovers that Anon, her new "step father" is actually a really nice guy and also a human.
>>59578363
Crimson steals the book and accidentally ends up on earth. Anon gives her shelter in his house. She helps him take out a small mafia that was terrorizing the neighborhood mostly so she could steal their human stuff and guns to sell on hell's black market. They fall for each other and Anon blows her MILF impu-y out. Before going back to hell she gives Anon a card to contact her.
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hold tf up

>Paimon offhandedly mentions her now husband to be to Cash and Crimson
>"Huh, that's weird, I had a fling with a guy named Anon."
>"Wait wait wait. You don't mean THAT Anon?"
>all three of them realize they have the same baby daddy
>Stolas, Blitzo, and Moxxie's fw they're technically half brothers
>Stolas and Blitzo have to take into account the numerous incest s-x they've had
>Millie thinks she's now technically married into royalty
>Stella gets ruptured blood vessels in her eyes when she found out she has low borns for in-laws
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>three-way fling chicanery that's a trainwreck no matter how you try to salvage it.
I would pay to see it, honestly.
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Forgot to notice that Stolas, Blitzo, and Moxxie are also genderbent and that could also be a funny scenario
>the ladies had all sorts of reactions when they found out you were their dad
>fem!Moxxie at first was hesitant that you would be just be like her mother
>but she was surprised to see that you were an easy going sinner that was quite different from Crimson
>even her husband got along with you
>fem!Stolas just went full "Daddy's little girl" mode
>keeps calling you and visits you every week to see what she's been doing
>even invites her son to play games with you three for family bonding
>fem!Blitz was quite different
>at first she didn't want anything to do with Paimon's hot sinner squeeze after she found out
>but one little pat on her head and assurance you didn't need to call you dad sent her to the waterworks
>she poured 20+ years of parental neglect on to your shoulder
>now she tries to bring her adopted son with the Goetia family bonding weekend to spend time with his 'cool grandfather'
>much to his chagrin
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>>59580002
>Stolas and Blitzo have to take into account the numerous incest s-x they've had
>Millie thinks she's now technically married into royalty
kek
>>59581645
>but she was surprised to see that you were an easy going sinner that was quite different from Crimson
>fem!Stolas just went full "Daddy's little girl" mode
>but one little pat on her head and assurance you didn't need to call you dad sent her to the waterworks
>she poured 20+ years of parental neglect on to your shoulder

You're hitting all the right buttons anon keep it up