The salty rant

The salty rant
1. Salty is a gay boy who likes other boys but not me
2. Salty likes Sam and Cat the worst video game ever and he should play better games like Minecraft Story Mode or Sonic 3D Blast
3. Salty is a furry and thats super gay like i can name a bunch of gays that are furries like: lenk and charlie and av(he helped me with finding chatlie's name)
4. Salty is friends with David aka Ouma(i think) and that boy is a stinky cuck and bad too
5. Salty is mexican and every mexican i know (besides sebastian and aegis and parp x3) are really dumb dummys

Tldr:
Went 2 Salty Last Night

Positives:
1. A few hot chicks that are young and sad and perfect victims but unfortunately 4 them I am laser focused on someone else 4 now.
2. His name is shoting tony dead.... twice..... and that is good i dont like him :(

Negatives:
1. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay 2 many dudes.
2. Horrible EDM that sounds like a Transformer taking a shit.
3. White guy on the stripper pole in the hip-hop room???
4. 15 Dollar cover+shitty employees outside
5. My 1 girl is not there anymore behind the bar.
6. Not near enough bad bitches
7. Mostly no individual style just a bunch of mollyed out new age crackhead jits who are lost as fuck.