Gerar funk

<?php // se você está testando no WriteCodeOnline.com/php remova essa linha
/**
    @author Jefrey S. Santos <[email protected]>
 */

function gera_funk() {
    $trechos = array(
        1 => array(
            "VmVtIGNvcnJlbmRvLCBtaW5oYSBuZWd1aW5oYQ==",
            "VmVtIGdvc3Rvc2EsIHZlbSBuZW7DqW0=",
            "RWxhIHTDoSBpbmRvIHBybyBwYWdvZGU=",
            "RXUgc8OzIHF1ZXJvIHZlciB2b2PDqg==",
            "TyBuZWd1aW5obyBlIGEgbmVndWluaGEgdsOjbw==",
            "UXVlcm8gdmVyIGEgc3Vpbmd1ZWlyYQ=="
        ),
        2 => array(
            "UmVib2xhciBhdMOpIG8gY2jDo28=",
            "UmVtZXhlciBhIGJ1bmRpbmhh",
            "UXVlYnJhciBuZXNzYSBsZXZhZGE=",
            "UmVtZXhlciBiZW0gZ29zdG9zaW5obw==",
            "QXJyZXBpYXIgbmVzc2EgbGV2YWRh",
            "VGlyYXIgbyBww6kgZG8gY2jDo28="
        ),
        3 => array(
            "Qm90YXIgYSBtw6NvIG5hIGNhYmVjaW5oYQ==",
            "Qm90YXIgbyBkZWRpbmhvIG5hIGJvY2E=",
            "Qm90YXIgYSBtw6NvemluaGEgbm8gY29tcGFzc28=",
            "RGFyIHVtIHB1bGluaG8gcHJhIHRyw6Fz",
            "RGFyIHVtYSByb2RhZGluaGE=",
            "UG9yIGEgbcOjb3ppbmhhIG5hIGNhYmXDp2E="
        ),
        4 => array(
            "RSBlbXBpbmFyIG8gcG9wb3rDo28=",
            "RSBtZXhlciBuZXNzYSBxdWVicmFuw6dh",
            "QXJyZXBpYW5kbyBhIG5lZ2FkYQ==",
            "UGFyYSBtZSBkZWl4YXIgcGlyYWRv",
            "RSBsZXZhbnRhciBvIGFzdHJhbA==",
            "RW5sb3VxdWVjZXIgbyBuZWfDo28="
        ),
        5 => array(
            "QSBtZW5pbmEgcXVhbmRvIGRhbsOnYQ==",
            "QSBuZWd1aW5oYSBxdWFuZG8gcXVlYnJh",
            "QSBidW5kaW5oYSBkYSBuZWd1aW5oYQ==",
            "TyBidW1idW0gZGEgc3Vpbmd1ZWlyYQ==",
            "QSBxdWVicmFkYSBkYSBuZWd1aW5oYQ==",
            "RXNzYSBuZWdhIHF1YW5kbyBxdWVicmE="
        ),
        6 => array(
            "QXJyZXBpYSBhIG11bHRpZMOjbw==",
            "RGVpeGEgZG9pZG8gbyBuZWfDo28=",
            "RmF6IHRyZW1lciBhdMOpIG8gY2jDo28=",
            "RGVpeGEgbyBuZWd1aW5obyBkb2lkw6Nv",
            "w4kgYmVsZXphLCDDqSBlbW/Dp8Ojbw==",
            "RGVpeGEgdG9kbyBtdW5kbyBkb2lkw6Nv"
        ),
        7 => array(
            "UmVtZXhlIGVtIGNpbWEsIHJlbWV4ZSBlbSBiYWl4bw==",
            "UmVib2xhIGRlIHVtIGxhZG8sIHJlYm9sYSBkbyBvdXRybw==",
            "R2luZ2EgZW0gY2ltYSwgZ2luZ2EgZW1iYWl4bw==",
            "UHVsYSwgcHVsYSwgcm9kYSwgcm9kYQ==",
            "TcOjbyBuYSBmcmVudGUsIG3Do28gYXRyw6Fz",
            "Q29tIGEgbcOjb3ppbmhhIG5vIGpvZWxobw=="
        ),
        8 => array(
            "QmVtIGdvc3Rvc28gYXTDqSBvIGNow6Nv",
            "QXJyZXBpYW5kbyBkZSBlbW/Dp8Ojbw==",
            "QWNlbGVyYW5kbyBvIGNvcmHDp8Ojbw==",
            "RGV0b25hbmRvIG5vIHBhZ29kw6Nv",
            "TmEgbGV2YWRhIGRvIG5lZ8Ojbw==",
            "TmEgcHV4YWRhIGRvIHB1dMOjbw=="
        )
    );
    $output = null;
    for($i = 1; $i <= 8; $i++) {
        $output .= base64_decode($trechos[$i][rand(0, 5)])."\n";
        if($i==4) $output .= "\n";
    }
    return $output;
}

echo nl2br(gera_funk());