[23:19] == Booger-kun [~Booger-ku@29655c0f.36cd2766.vf.shawcable.net] has joined #uboachan
[23:19] <Booger-chan> what
[23:19] <Booger-chan> oh my
[23:19] <Booger-kun> what
[23:20]  * Booger-chan combines with booger-kun
[23:20]  * Booger-chan acheives final form
[23:20] <Booger-kun> time to become infinite
[23:20] <Booger-chan> we will destroy this pathetic world
[23:20] <+SOCKS> welp
[23:20] <Booger-chan> the legacy of our power will be written in the stars!
[23:21] <+Soma> ,praesul
[23:21] <Booger-kun> Praesul once had sex with a girl, and killed her in the process. Praesul went to jail for manslaughter, but
[23:21] <Booger-kun> got out after giving all the guards handjobs.
[23:21] <Booger-chan> The legacy of praesul's handjobs will be written in the stars!
[23:22] == bumbaloe [webchat@d14813f.2b32ee69.sea.iinet.com] has joined #uboachan
[23:22] <+SN777Divinus> Oh. The day has finally come?
[23:22] <Booger-chan> yes
[23:22] <Booger-chan> today we all say goodbye
[23:22] == bumbaloe has changed nick to bumbabro
[23:22] <+SN777Divinus> Where did I put that detonator...
[23:22] == mode/#uboachan [+h bumbabro] by [^_^]
[23:22] <Booger-chan> Booger-kun
[23:22] <Booger-chan> we mus use our final attack
[23:22] <+SN777Divinus> detonator*
[23:22] <Booger-chan> Sticking Gooey Booger Napalm!
[23:23] <+SN777Divinus> Oh wait. This doesn't concern my world.
[23:23]  * Booger-chan presses finger against one nostril and inhales
[23:23] <Booger-chan> ready, booger-kun?
[23:23] <Booger-chan> 3...
[23:23] <Booger-chan> 2...
[23:23] <Booger-chan> 1!
[23:23]  * SOCKS hides
[23:23] <+SN777Divinus> Good to know you, Earth.
[23:23]  * Booger-chan exhales sharply and blows boogers everywhere
[23:24]  * Booger-chan laughs as my boogers eat through the walls and floors and people's skulls
[23:27] <+soutai> Woah what now
[23:28] <+SN777Divinus> The prophecy has been fulfilled, unfortunately.
[23:28] <+soutai> Theme of Lobotomy-chan
[23:28] <+soutai> Why is this such a sad song
[23:28] <+soutai> Who is Lobotomy-chan
[23:28] <Booger-chan> fools!
[23:28]  * Booger-chan fires boogers at soutai
[23:29] <%bumbabro> but booger
[23:29] <%bumbabro> boogers are very base; unless the floors are made of acid, your boogers won't deteriorate them
[23:30] <Booger-chan> What part of STICKING GOOEY BOOGER NAPALM do you not understand?
[23:30] <Booger-chan> I AM ALL POWERFUL
[23:30] <%bumbabro> ofuk
[23:30] <Booger-chan> ME AND BOOGER-KUN WILL BECOME DEATH
[23:30]  * bumbabro runs for the foxholes
[23:31] <+soutai> bumbabro tried to science the boogers away
[23:31] <Booger-chan> BOOGER FIRE STORM!
[23:31] <+soutai> It failed!
[23:31]  * Booger-chan sneezes
[23:31]  * Booger-chan SHOWER OF FLAMING BOOGERS
[23:31] <+SN777Divinus> Wake me up when Armageddon is over.
[23:31] <%bumbabro> it was a victory for science, yet a loss for myself
[23:31] <%bumbabro> I found that the ph of mucus ranges from 7-9
[23:32] <Booger-chan> Booger-kun appears to be comatose...
[23:32] <Booger-chan> I will absorb his power for myself
[23:32]  * Booger-chan places mouth over booger-kun's nose
[23:32]  * Booger-chan sucks all of booger-kun's boogers out
[23:32] <Booger-chan> NOW I AM ULTIMATE
[23:33] <+SN777Divinus> I guess I have to call out Mars-san
[23:34] <Booger-chan> We will all become evil and the stars will become alive!
[23:34] <+SOCKS> Booger-chan = Cthulhu
[23:35] == Mars-san [mibbit@322bbfaa.28a85a1b.phnx.qwest.net] has joined #uboachan
[23:35]  * Booger-chan lets the boogers drip from my nose like prehensile tentacles
[23:35]  * Booger-chan grabs socks with boogercles
[23:35] <Booger-chan> I need your legs for my full potential!
[23:35] <Booger-chan> I will now rip them off!
[23:35] <+SN777Divinus> Yay. Mars-san is here to save us all.
[23:36] <+SOCKS> Huh.  Deja vu.
[23:36] <Booger-chan> I cannot be stopped!
[23:36]  * Booger-chan pulls at socks's legs!
[23:36]  * Mars-san rescues SOCKS
[23:36]  * SOCKS clings onto Mars-san for dear life
[23:37]  * Booger-chan roars and acidic mucus sprays out
[23:37]  * Mars-san returns socks to Divinus
[23:37] <Booger-chan> Mars-san!
[23:37] <+SN777Divinus> Hurry! To the bunker, socks!
[23:37] <Booger-chan> face me in battle!
[23:38] <Booger-chan> We will see who is truly the strongest!
[23:38]  * Mars-san returns to face Ultimate Booger
[23:38] <Booger-chan> Then he universe will become green!
[23:38] <Booger-chan> why so silent? won't you beg for mercy?
[23:38] <Booger-chan> or are you too scared to talk?
[23:38] <Booger-chan> ha
[23:38] <Booger-chan> ha
[23:38] <Booger-chan> Ha!
[23:38]  * SOCKS watches from the bunker
[23:38]  * Mars-san shoots tears at Booger
[23:39]  * Booger-chan drinks tears
[23:39]  * Booger-chan converts tears to snot
[23:39] <+SN777Divinus> Yeah, not going to work
[23:39] <+SN777Divinus> You see
[23:39] <+SN777Divinus> Whatever is evil
[23:39] <Booger-chan> Fool! When someone cries, they also have a runny nose!
[23:39] <+SN777Divinus> Finds Mars-san's tears very toxic
[23:40] <Booger-chan> My boogers are more toxic!
[23:40] <Booger-chan> want a taste?
[23:40] <Booger-chan> My only weakness is...
[23:40] <Booger-chan> wait!
[23:40] <Booger-chan> Never mind!
[23:40] <Booger-chan> aurgh!
[23:40] <+SOCKS> hue
[23:40]  * Booger-chan whips mars-san with my boogacles
[23:40]  * Mars-san blocks it with his foot
[23:41] <Booger-chan> I need your legs for my ultimate!
[23:41]  * Booger-chan grabs mars-san's leg with my tentacles
[23:41]  * Booger-chan PULLS AND RIPS
[23:41]  * Mars-san evades
[23:41] <Booger-chan> legs ARE the most delicious
[23:41] <Booger-chan> I will have your legs!
[23:41] <+SN777Divinus> Mars-san, pay attentions
[23:41] <+SN777Divinus> >attentions
[23:41] <+SN777Divinus> wut
[23:42]  * Booger-chan blows nose and sticks boogers all over the floor to stop mars-san in their tracks
[23:42] <Booger-chan> You will be stuck in my boogers!
[23:42] <Booger-chan> and be careful, they burn~
[23:42] <+SN777Divinus> Um...
[23:42] <+SN777Divinus> Mars-san is flying
[23:42] <+SN777Divinus> >.>
[23:42] <Booger-chan> WHAT
[23:42] <Booger-chan> FLIGHT?
[23:42] <Booger-chan> WELL
[23:42] <+SN777Divinus> How else could he get back to Mars?
[23:42] <Booger-chan> TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME
[23:43]  * Booger-chan shoots boogers from my nose so hard that I fly like a jet pack
[23:43] <+SOCKS> wat
[23:43]  * Mars-san summons the Mars train cars
[23:43]  * Mars-san uses them to block
[23:43]  * Booger-chan boards train
[23:43]  * Booger-chan does not wear medical mask
[23:43]  * Booger-chan gives all the passengers my cold
[23:44]  * Booger-chan infects the train
[23:44]  * Mars-san crashes the train
[23:44] <+Politik> stupid japs
[23:44]  * Mars-san stomps on the train multiple times
[23:44] <+SN777Divinus> Yay! Go Mars-san!
[23:45]  * Booger-chan swings from the handle ring thingys people hold on to
[23:45] <Booger-chan> wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[23:45] <+Politik> mars-san the gorilla
[23:45] <Booger-chan> WAIT
[23:45] <Booger-chan> THIS IS A FIGHT
[23:45] <+Politik> booger the monkey
[23:45] <Booger-chan> NO TIME TO PLAY
[23:45]  * Booger-chan exits train
[23:45]  * Mars-san flies up into the air
[23:45]  * Booger-chan doesn't pay
[23:46]  * Booger-chan uses boogacle helicopter technique
[23:46]  * Mars-san charges up a caustic tear bubble and launches it supersonic speed at Booger
[23:47]  * Booger-chan blows snot bubble to create a bubble shield to envelop myself
[23:47] <Booger-chan> FOOL THAT IS NOT MY ONE WEAKNESS
[23:47] <Booger-chan> MY ONE WEAKNESS IS...!
[23:47]  * Mars-san disappears from view
[23:47] <Booger-chan> WAIT
[23:47] <Booger-chan> Um
[23:47] <Booger-chan> NEVER MIND!
[23:48]  * Mars-san appears behind Booger and kicks her in the back
[23:48]  * Booger-chan vomits boogers
[23:48] <Booger-chan> AAAAA
[23:49]  * Booger-chan vomits boogers in mars-san's face
[23:49]  * Mars-san flies back and shakes off the boogers
[23:49]  * Booger-chan eats a sandwich
[23:49] <Booger-chan> fufufu~
[23:49] <Booger-chan> peanut butter and jelly~
[23:50] <Booger-chan> would you like some?
[23:50] <+SN777Divinus> Wait...MARS-SAN!
[23:50] <Booger-chan> TOO BAD
[23:50]  * Booger-chan eats all the sandwiches
[23:50] <Booger-chan> HAHAHA
[23:50]  * SN777Divinus throws an object to Mars-san
[23:50] <Booger-chan> FOOLS!
[23:50] <Booger-chan> No object can defeat me!
[23:50] <Booger-chan> except my one true wea- I MEAN NOTHING
[23:50]  * Mars-san catches it with a foot
[23:50]  * Booger-chan shoots booger sticky bombs
[23:51]  * Mars-san reveals it to be...ULTIMATE KLEENEX
[23:51] <Booger-chan> HOW DID YOU KNOW?
[23:51] <Booger-chan> (that is literally what I wanted you to say)
[23:51] <+SN777Divinus> I did my research
[23:51] <Booger-chan> BUT YOUR TEARS
[23:51] <Booger-chan> IF MARS SAN USES IT
[23:51] <Booger-chan> THEY WILL DIE TOO
[23:51] <Booger-chan> BECAUSE THEY CRY
[23:51] <Booger-chan> SOOOO MUCH
[23:52] <+SN777Divinus> But he doesn't have to use it on himself
[23:52] <+SN777Divinus> All he has to do is...
[23:52] <Booger-chan> BY ACTIVATING IT
[23:52] <Booger-chan> IT WILL HURT ALL FACE WATERY SUBSTANCE BASED LIFE FORMS
[23:53] <Mars-san> It's a chance I'll have to take...
[23:53]  * Booger-chan charges up one last Sticking Gooey Booger Napalm Attack
[23:53]  * Mars-san activates the Kleenex
[23:53]  * Booger-chan shoots booger napalm at same second
[23:53]  * Mars-san shrouds himself in Kleenex
[23:54]  * Mars-san unshrouds and covers Booger in the Kleenex
[23:54] <Booger-chan> AURGH
[23:54] <Booger-chan> IT BURNS
[23:55] <Booger-chan> I..
[23:55] <Booger-chan> I just wanted...
[23:55] <Booger-chan> to stop...
[23:55]  * Booger-chan dies
[23:55]  * Mars-san drops the Kleenex and falls to the surface
[23:55]  * SOCKS exits the bunker
[23:55] <+SN777Divinus> Mars-san! D:
[23:55] <+SOCKS> Hooray!  Mars-san defeated the snotty menace!
[23:56]  * Booger-chan not dead yet actually
[23:56]  * Booger-chan but almost dead
[23:56]  * Booger-chan wheeze
[23:56]  * Mars-san no longer has the will to fight
[23:56] <Booger-chan> mars-san...
[23:56] <Booger-chan> maybe...
[23:57] <Booger-chan> maybe if we met on different terms...
[23:57] <Booger-chan> maybe we..
[23:57] <Booger-chan> could have been
[23:57] <Booger-chan> friends?
[23:57]  * SN777Divinus runs to Mars-san
[23:57] <+SN777Divinus> You fool...
[23:57] <Booger-chan> I was the fool...
[23:57] <+SN777Divinus> HE'S DYING
[23:57] <+SN777Divinus> ;~;
[23:58] <Booger-chan> I though if I destroyed the world, nobody could be sad or get hurt anymore...
[23:58] <Booger-chan> but look at what I've done....
[23:58]  * Booger-chan cough
[23:58]  * Booger-chan crawls to mars-san
[23:58] <Booger-chan> mars-san...
[23:58] <Booger-chan> t-take this...
[23:58]  * Mars-san looks up at Booger
[23:58]  * Booger-chan cough up my heart
[23:59]  * Booger-chan places it on mars-san's chest
[23:59] <+SN777Divinus> ._.
[23:59]  * Booger-chan falls down beside mars-san
[23:59]  * Mars-san closes his tear-covered eye and disintegrates
[00:00] <Booger-chan> n-no...
[00:00] <Booger-chan> use my heart and live!
[00:00] <Mars-san> B-but...
[00:00] <Booger-chan> do it!
[00:00] <Booger-chan> it's all my fault!
[00:01] <Booger-chan> you were...a great adversary
[00:01] <Booger-chan> my friend
[00:01]  * Booger-chan dies
[00:01]  * Mars-san opens his eye and absorbs the heart
[00:02]  * Mars-san feels energy again and re-materializes
[00:02] <+SN777Divinus> Mars-san! :D
[00:02] <+SOCKS> ...Was Booger-chan really evil?
[00:02]  * SN777Divinus hugs Mars-san
[00:03] <+SOCKS> Maybe all Booger wanted was a friend.
[00:03] <Mars-san> She was evil...
[00:03] <Mars-san> But at the last minute
[00:04] <Mars-san> She fought the evil within
[00:04]  * Mars-san burps
[00:04] <Mars-san> Excuse me
[00:04] <+SN777Divinus> Wait...
[00:04] <+SN777Divinus> wut
[00:05] <Mars-san> You'll learn one day, young one.
[00:05] <+SN777Divinus> Er, no...
[00:05] <+SN777Divinus> I meant
[00:05] <+SN777Divinus> How can Mars-san burp without a mouth?
[00:05] <Mars-san> Magic
[00:06] <+SN777Divinus> >.>
[00:06] <+SN777Divinus> Anyways, we should return home.
[00:06]  * SN777Divinus flies to Mars
[00:07] <+soutai> Wait who is Mars-san
[00:07] <+soutai> Are they from your home planet Divinus
[00:07] <Mars-san> That's for you to find out lat:P
[00:08] <+SN777Divinus> Hmm?
[00:08]  * Booger-chan decomposes
[00:08] <+SN777Divinus> See ya,...friend...
[00:08]  * SN777Divinus flies to Mars
[00:09]  * Booger-chan leaves behind nothing but a puddle of snot
[00:10]  * Booger-chan floating in the center of that puddle is...a tiny little booger
[00:10]  * Booger-chan a baby booger
[00:10] <Booger-chan> THE END?
[00:19]  * Booger-chan begins to regenerate as a baby Booger-chan from my puddle of booger-waste
[00:19] <Booger-chan> goo goo gaa gaa.
[00:20] == SN777Divinus has changed nick to TheGreyMan
[00:20]  * TheGreyMan picks up baby Booger
[00:20]  * Booger-chan looks up
[00:21] <Booger-chan> Daddy?
[00:21]  * TheGreyMan nods slowly
[00:21] <Booger-chan> uguuguugaagaa
[00:22]  * TheGreyMan hovers foward slowly with baby Booger
[00:22] <Mars-san> Oh wait. What...?
[00:22] <Mars-san> Oh no...
[00:22] <Mars-san> Not the Grey Man
[00:22]  * SOCKS goes back into the bunker
[00:23] <+TheGreyMan> (TO BE CONTINUED...)