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[color=#090][center]<Captain's Log. Stardate: **/***/**>[/center][/color]

[color=#090]>Q: Greetings my vast admirers from the vast corners of the cosmos. It's me, the one and only, [big][b]Captain Copernicus L. Qwark[/b][/big]!! Famous Super Hero, Handsome Movie Star, Savior of Solanna, Former Galactic President of Polaris and Everyday Crimefighter Extraordinaire![/color]

[color=#090]Acquiring this Journal Log by completely normal and not-in-any-way-illegal methods, I have decided to write down my  deep thoughts and plans so future generations all across the universe can be amazed of how fantastic and amazing I am.[/color]

[color=#090]To assist me in this noble cause, here's my trusty sidekick and close friend, Ex-Vice President [url=http://ratchet.wikia.com/wiki/Skrunch]Skrunch[/url].[/color]

[color=#5a70b3]>S: <Oook oook ooh!>[/color]

[color=#090]>Q: Nice to have you here, old friend. Now this log book is open to anyone to see how a professional such as I work in a daily life as a superstar....Just ignore any possible entries that mention fuzzy, long-eared felines and tiny robotic companions...[/color]

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[u][b]Behind the Q:[/b][/u]

[color=#090]>Q: Where could I begin when it comes to the story of Captain Qwark? From birth, I showed such prowess, such utter machismo and dashing looks! From the humble beginnings as the great super hero of the Solanna Galaxy, such victories like the defeat of the dreadful Doctor Nefarious and the powerful Chairman Drek; A short-retirement to the forest of Florana where I became the tribal chief of the planet's Fauna; To assisting in the liberation of the Polaris Galaxy from the clutches of Emperor Tachyon and then ascending to the seat of Galactic President of Polaris; To my return as a full-time Super Hero and Adventurer! I could go on for hours...[/color]
[color=#5a70b3]>S: <Ook Oook>[/color]
[color=#090]>Q: What do you mean we don't have hours?! Ugh, anyways, the thing is that lately I've noticed a huge decrease in villainous activity around this sector. Clearly thanks to the constant vigilance of yours truly, keeping the galaxy safe. But the galaxy well...have become rather boring.[/color]

[color=#090]But I am always in the lookout for more potential danger and recently, after gaining access to classified information of the Polaris Defense Force I am now informed of a vast plethora of uncharted sectors just crawling with the kind of evildoers crying for a taste of Justice!![/color]

[u][b]The Amazing Arsenal of the Stupendous and Spectacular Captain Qwark:[/b][/u]

-[url=http://ratchet.wikia.com/wiki/Fists_of_Justice]Fists of Justice[/url]: [color=#090]>Q: Years of rigorous training have transformed these hands into authorized lethal tools of destruction! Having perfected my [i]Crouching Kitten-style[/i] Technique, I can deliver a mighty blow to criminals all over the galaxy.

To be a true hero of heroes you need more than loads of charisma and a brilliant tactical mind. I couldn't have done it without [i]these[/i] massive guns![/color]

-[url=http://ratchet.wikia.com/wiki/Qwark%27s_throwing_weapon]Qwark Boomerang[/url]: [color=#090]>Q: However evil is as crafty as it is puny and unattractive in my prescience, and sometimes they will try to cower away in fear. That's when my trusty Qwark Boomerang...Qwamarang...Qwarkoomeran?...Qwarkemang?...*Ahem* my trusty Boomerang comes in handy! When I throw this doo-hickey to my enemies, not only delivers a fantastic strike but also returns to me like magic! Technology really IS amazing![/color]

-Abs of Steel: [color=#090]>Q:A Super Hero must always stay at the peak of physical condition to answer the call whenever is heard (Or when your sponsors tell you to). As such, my body has been tempered to its maximun capacity, granting me these rock-hard pects; These chiseled features; These impeccable glutes and bulbous buttocks!! With my mere carbonox fiber suit, I can sustain any plasma blast or piercing bullet in the whole universe, not without tarnishing a bit of my dashing good looks.[/color]

-[url=http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/ratchet/images/2/2b/Qwark_ACiT.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090810041348]Blaster[/url]: [color=#090]>Q: And when my awesome Fists of Justice are not enough, there is always my trusty Blaster! Capable to unleashing a rain of fiery destruction upon evil with its mighty plasma shots. Never leaves my belt; Such a powerful weapon could only be entrusted to someone who can understand and tame its mighty power...like me![/color]
[color=#5a70b3]>S: <Oook oook owaaah oook ook!!!>[/color]
[color=#090]>Q: Um, okay, granted, there was that [i]one[/i] time on Florana when I accidentally set fire to the sacred [i]Tree of Eternal Prosperity[/i], but hey, after a thousand years that old oak was due for a little change, right?...[/color]
[color=#5a70b3]>S: <Oook oook ook!!!>[/color]

-[url=http://ratchet.wikia.com/wiki/Quantum_Deflector]Quantum Deflector[/url]: [color=#090]>Q: Ah yes, now [i]this[/i] is a thing of beauty! Created at the time of my Presidency, this thingamajig here creates a awesome ball of power around yours truly, protecting me from any damage. It sheer force letting me just blaze through hordes of enemies unharmed. [/color]

-[url=http://ratchet.wikia.com/wiki/B20_crotchitizer]B20[/url] [url=http://ratchet.wikia.com/wiki/Crotchitizer]Crotchitizer[/url]: [b]<ENTRY DELETED>[/b]

[color=#090]>Q: Whoopsie!! Um, how did [b]that[/b] get in there?...ehehehe...*Ahem*...

That must have been a...um...a glitch! Yeah, a simple glitch in the file's history that doesn't associate it in any way to yours truly. Nope![/color]


[u][b]Possible Future Allies & Recruits:[/b][/u]

[color=#090]>Q: Ah yes, but the true mark of a hero is not just his incredible sense of fashion, his Adonis-like body, or his pearly white smile. Oh no, a true hero also has a great heart! It is why, in my wise and kind judgement, I am considering the idea of assisting those Smaller Heroes-in-the-Making and help them flourish their talents so I can explo-I mean mold them into fine defenders of the cosmos! Yes, there are many out there that can become a member of the [b]QForce[/b], and with this Classified Information now in my possession I can start evaluating right now![/color]

-Kalas: [color=#090]>Q: This look like a promising recruit! The ability of flight; A mechanical wing which always add a few extra cool points and...Magic? Like what? Pulling a bunny out of a hat or something?...[/color]
[color=#5a70b3]>S: <Oook ook ooook>[/color]
[color=#090]>Q: Ooooh, like in possesion of mystical arts! I see; Then that is a skill I'm sure I can become a master of in not time![/color]

-Kira: [color=#090]>Q: According to this data entry, a master of technology. This advanced AI is capable to hacking the most complex of securities; Calculate faster than the newest computer models! And probably program my VCR right in a matter of minutes!

Truly a fine addition to the QForce![/color]

-Spider-Man: [color=#090]>Q: Ah, a fellow Fighter of Justice! Athletic prowess, amazing spider-related powers, and appreciation for the perks of spandex, he-GHAA! Did the suit just move in that holo-gif?[/color]
[color=#5a70b3]>S: <Oook oohh?>[/color]
[color=#090]>Q: No, I'm not lying, I'm pretty sure it-ghaah! it did it again!! That can't be sanitary...[/color]

-Sora: [color=#090]>Q: This kid seems to be beaming with unpolished talent. I mean, the poor fellow seems to be swinging a key around as a weapon. Clearly he need a mentor, someone with the smarts and brawn to turn him into his true calling as a sidekick to yours truly!![/color]

-Azumi Ian: [color=#090]>Q: A mysterious hard-hitting dame; Ex-Soldier looking for her purpose in this cold and harsh universe. Her military training and weapon prowess shall be crucial in the formation of a new QForce. Plus, she seems to have connections ,and connections lead to sponsorship deal, so it's a win-win![/color]

-Mary Delgado: [color=#090]>Q: Trained in the ancient ways of the shadows, this is another gal that, with a steady mentorship by the one and only Qwark, could become worthy of donning the Q.Of course, I am also a master on the ways of the ninja, having trained secretly for years...[/color]

-Batman: [color=#090]>Q: Another fellow Super Hero in the need of assistance. A stealth expert capable to delivering justice by inspiring fear into the hearts of criminals. Ah yes, I can totally relate to this guy, being capable to just about the same myself, really.[/color]
[color=#5a70b3]>S: <Oook ook ooh?>[/color]
[color=#090]>Q: This guy a big deal? Pffft, Please. Dark n' Grimy is so last season. I mean just look at the guy! He is dressed like a Bat, ridiculous! The poor shmuck probably needs to pinch every bolt he has to just survive the day... [/color]

[u][b]Dastardly EvilDoers:[/b][/u]

[color=#090]>Q: Of course these uncharted sectors are crawling with evil forces just waiting to leap in and gain control over everything and everyone in their way. But not on my watch![/color]

-The Heartless: [color=#090]>Q: Ah, now this is a threat worthy of someone like Captain Qwark! Lacking hearts and any capacity for touchy-feely emotions, these feral beasts infest and devour every world in their wake like deadly parasites! Countless have tried but noone have been able to stop them.

Truly this is a job for a dashing and awesome Super hero to defend the galaxy from the evil Heartless Scourge!![/color]

-Dr. Nefarious: [color=#090]>Q: One of my most famous adversaries. Things didn't start like this: I can still recall how both of us were once partners back on high school; He simply just another nerd but with time, and totally with no motives to center his rage on me, his heart changed into the notorious supervillain that he is today. His entire body transformed into cold metal, Dr. Nefarious have tried time and time again to dominate the entire universe. From creating a race of deadly Ameboids, A Superweapon capable of transforming everyone into evil automatons to almost gaining control over Time and Space itself! Each and every time he has been thwarted by my unstoppable strength and tactical genius...and with a really tiny help of some duo who is not really important right now.

However, our last adventure at planet Magnus has made me realize there is still some good in the Good doctor after all, and maybe, just maybe, I managed to touch upon that goodness for the sake of all galactic-kind.[/color]

-The Loki: [color=#090]>Q: A group of evil specters that were imprisoned in the planet Magnus. these sneaky apparitions hid inside adorable little critters, waiting to collect a vast amount of dangerous creatures and sue their Protomorphic extractor thingy to transfer their minds into these colossal beasts and take over the galaxy. Even trapped inside the dangerous planet and with the odds against me, a single-handily managed to fight off these spectral forces and put a stop to the Loki once and for all.[/color]
[color=#5a70b3]>S: <Oooh ooh ook!>[/color]
[color=#090]>Q: What? that some other of those weird spooks ended up in another planet? Oh dear friend, I'm sure that's just an invention of those tabloids to discredit my heroic deed. If a world was in need of Qwark they would have totally leaved a message or phone call.[/color]

<Name Unknown> (Ignis): [color=#090]>Q: So, another wandering evildoer, hm? Well truly he is not a match against...woah...um...*ahem* As I was saying, truly he is not a match to yours truly. In fact, seems such a small threat that it would be a waste of such glorious muscles.

I think I'll just, um I dunno, let my dear sidekicks Ratchet and Clank handle this situation. After all, everyone needs to start somewhere....[/color]


[u][b]To Do List:[/b][/u]
[s]-Call about that Agorian Sport-Wear Sponsorship Deal.[/s]
[s]-Book-singing at Meridian City Library.[/s]
[s]-Ribbon-cutting Ceremony at the new Mall in Kerwan[/s]
[s]-Ask Skrunch to download a Data Cracking program.[/s]
-Call Agent about [i]QPore[/i] Lawsuit
-Fire Agent about [i]QPore[/i] Lawsuit
-Lunch Break with Director about [i]My Blaster Runs Hot 2[/i]
-Check PDF Classified Files on uncharted territory.
-Take out Suit from Cleaners
-Buy new Crotchitizer batteries

[color=#090]>Q: The work of a Super Hero never ends. Every day there's another challenge waiting to be conquered. constant vigilance, unbendable spirit, and unaccountable charisma is necessary, to-[/color]


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[color=#090]>Q: Gah, I'm stuck! SYou told me this thing was unblockable!![/color]

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[color=#090]>Q: What do you mean the README file was in [i]Tyhrranese[/i]?! Log out now!![/color]



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[color=#fb8a00]>R: What the!? Oh, you gotta be kidding me!!![/color]
[color=#80a0ff]>C: I did advice you we should have opted for the Premium Security Package.[/color]
[color=#fb8a00]>R: This is the kind of days I wish we could just push Qwark through the airlock...[/color]