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- TwinBuilder: [**WELCOME TO PROJECT BINARY AI V 0.1.1.**] **http://etherpad.net/p/Pinary**
- Yung Venuz: ^
- TwinBuilder: [/arcade 6]
- TwinBuilder: **ERROR: IMPROPER PARAMETERS**
- Yung Venuz: reeee
- TwinBuilder: ((It's /arcade 4, chucklefucks.))
- SplitSuns: /arcade 4
- PitTheAngel: "/zodiac srt"
- The Lonely Wanderer: Guess I didn't need sleep anyways
- SplitSuns: that's the spirit
- TwinBuilder: [/arcade 4]
- TwinBuilder: [
- TwinBuilder: ]
- TwinBuilder: [**EXIT** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **YOU** | **ERR** | **/ π \** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR**]
- TwinBuilder: [**EXIT** | **HHHHHHOUSE** + TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** + **YOU** | **ERR** ]
- SplitSuns: > examine surroundings again
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** ARE **YOU**. **/π\** IS **FISH**. **FISH** CAN **POP**. **RUN**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHOUSE** CONTAINS **BED**, **CHEST**, **TRAPDOOR**, **COMPUTER**, AND **EXIT DOOR**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** OPENED **CHEST** AND FOUND ENTRIES ON **COMPUTER**.]
- SplitSuns: we've looked at the chest and computer
- Yung Venuz: ^
- SplitSuns: so, bed next?
- crystalcat: I suggest we check out the trapdoor first.
- SplitSuns: ok
- SplitSuns: > check trapdoor
- TwinBuilder: [**TRAPDOOR** HAS A **CHILD** INSIDE.]
- Yung Venuz: The bed might be a trap
- SplitSuns: what the fuck
- SplitSuns: oh is that isaac
- crystalcat: As I've said, I think the bed is a trap, because sleeping when **FISH** is coming doesn't sound wise.
- Yung Venuz: ^
- SplitSuns: ok
- TwinBuilder: [THE **CHILD** DOES NOT SEEM TO BE ONE OF **THHHHHHEM**.]
- SplitSuns: > ask them who they are and what they know
- PitTheAngel: "ISAAC and his ISAAC lived alone in a small ISAAC on an ISAAC." <:mspa:252969384526610432>
- TwinBuilder: [THEY DO NOT KNOW **WHO THEY ARE**. THEY TOSS UP A **FOURTEEN-SIDED DIE** TO **YOU**.]
- Yung Venuz: >take die
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** TAKE THE **D14**.]
- SplitSuns: > ask them how they got here
- SplitSuns: > examine if they're crying/naked
- TwinBuilder: [THE **CHILD** IS BOTH **CRYING** AND **NAKED**. THEY **DO NOT KNOW** HOW THEY GOT **HHHHHHERE**.]
- Yung Venuz: http://the-binding-of-isaac-creation.wikia.com/wiki/D14
- SplitSuns: ok so they're isaac
- SplitSuns: > try to figure out what d14 does
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** WILL PROBABLY ONLY BE ABLE TO FIGURE IT OUT WHEN **YOU ROLL** THE **D14**.]
- SplitSuns: ok
- SplitSuns: > ask isaac if using the bed is a smart idea
- TwinBuilder: [**HE** SHRUGS.]
- SplitSuns: ok i say we don'
- SplitSuns: t use the bed
- SplitSuns: what do you guys think
- Erelye: The bed is probably a bad idea. Alternatively, it will literally let us escape right now.
- SplitSuns: hmm
- SplitSuns: remember: twin said that there is a way to bypass a room entirely
- Yung Venuz: it could just full heal us
- Yung Venuz: like in issac
- SplitSuns: but it requires troll logic apparently
- Yung Venuz: but still
- Yung Venuz: ^
- SplitSuns: i have no idea what to do but
- SplitSuns: the option exists???
- TwinBuilder: [THE **CHILD** LOOKS UP AT THE **D14**, AS IF HE IS **EXPECTING YOU** TO **USE IT**.]
- SplitSuns: i wonder if it requires throne logic
- SplitSuns: hmm, ok
- SplitSuns: > use d14
- TwinBuilder: [THE **CHILD** SCREECHES AS HE IS **IMPALED** BY **FALLING ROCKS**.]
- TwinBuilder: [AN ETERNITY PASSES.]
- TwinBuilder: [**KEEPER** JOINS YOUR PARTY.]
- crystalcat: oooooooooooo
- Erelye: Amazing.
- crystalcat: Nice.
- SplitSuns: oh shit, nice
- Bomber57: cool, we got a keeper and a horse
- Bomber57: i feel like there is a joke in that sentence somewhere
- TwinBuilder: [**WH4T NOW???**]
- crystalcat: Examine bed, perhaps. Don't sleep yet.
- TwinBuilder: [**BED** LOOKS VERY **COMFY**.]
- The Lonely Wanderer: I think we should just exit.
- crystalcat: Wait, check party HP first.
- crystalcat: Party *stats*, that is.
- SplitSuns: ^
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU**: 10/10 HP. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 4/13 HP. **KEEPER**: 2/2 HP.]
- The Lonely Wanderer: Give hay to hhhhhhorse
- crystalcat: 413. Hah. I think we should give the **HHHHHHORSE** some HAY, yeah.
- TwinBuilder: [+**4** HP AND +**2** ATTACK TO TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**.]
- crystalcat: Cool.
- The Lonely Wanderer: Sweet. We ready to move on?
- crystalcat: Did that consume all the HAY, or just one?
- TwinBuilder: [**BOTH**.]
- crystalcat: Mh.
- crystalcat: Okay, yeah, let's move on.
- TwinBuilder: [**YOUR** PARTY EXITS THE **HHHHHHOUSE**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**EXIT** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **YOU** | **ERR** | **/ π \** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR**]
- TwinBuilder: [**EXIT DOOR** | **HHHHHHYPER** | **HHHHHHYPER** | **YOU**]
- TwinBuilder: [**FIGHT**?]
- SplitSuns: > run to exit door
- The Lonely Wanderer: >drift past enemies
- TwinBuilder: [BEFORE **YOU** CAN **RUN**, A **HHHHHHHYPER** *DRIFT*S IN FRONT OF **YOU**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**YOUR** PATH IS BLOCKED.]
- The Lonely Wanderer: FIGHT
- PitTheAngel: Would you say that the **HHHHHHYPER** drifting was very... *light*?
- PitTheAngel: :laugh:
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHYPER**: 18/18 HP. **YOU**: 10/10 HP. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 8/17 HP. **KEEPER**: 2/2 HP.]
- The Lonely Wanderer: Wait, horse should be at 8
- Redstone (sparkysfaint): Slap the HHHHHHYPER in the face.
- SplitSuns: ^ with the sword
- TwinBuilder: [WHAT OF YOUR **COMRADES**?]
- SplitSuns: also have horse neigh and keeper do his thing
- TwinBuilder: [**YOUR SWORD** IS GETTING DULL.]
- SplitSuns: are you fucking with me
- SplitSuns: oh wait we have more loot from the chest
- SplitSuns: > examine inventory before fighting
- The Lonely Wanderer: Use the brass knuckles
- SplitSuns: un;ess it's too late now
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** FUCKING HIT. **10** DAMAGE.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE NEIGHS**. **SOMEONE** IS COMING.]
- [**KEEPER** FIRES THREE **COINS**. **1** HITS. **1** DAMAGE.]
- [**HHHHHHYPER** FIRES SIX **PISTOL SHOTS**. **2** HIT. **4** DAMAGE TO **YOU**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHYPER**: 7/18 HP. OUT OF **AMMO**. **YOU**: 6/10 HP. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 8/17 HP. CALLING **SOMEONE**. **KEEPER**: 2/2 HP.]
- Cyanogynist: gorillaing hit
- crystalcat: Brass Knuckles, Horse: Charge, Keeper: Fire coins
- SplitSuns: ^
- SplitSuns: also, > examine hhhhhhhyper's appearance
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** HIT. **4** DAMAGE.]
- [**SOMEONE** IS NOW RIDING THE TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. YOU **DISMOUNT**.]
- [**KEEPER** FIRES THREE **COINS**. **ONE** HITS.]
- [**HHHHHHYPER** USES A **MEDKIT**. +**8** HP.]
- The Lonely Wanderer: Oh well that sucks
- SplitSuns: gdi
- The Lonely Wanderer: Charge with brass knuckles, have someone and horse charge, keeper attack
- SplitSuns: ^
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHYPER**: 9/18 HP. OUT OF **AMMO**. **YOU**: 6/10 HP. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 8/17 HP. **KNIGHHHHHHT**: 16/16 HP. RIDING TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. **KEEPER**: 2/2 HP.]
- SplitSuns: first though lets examine
- The Lonely Wanderer: Also, didn't we have an error?
- SplitSuns: no we didn't
- The Lonely Wanderer: Oh yeah, the hhhhhholy
- TwinBuilder: [**EXAMINE** WHAT?]
- SplitSuns: the hhhhhhyper
- The Nonexistent Tazz: >EXAMINE HHHHHHYPER
- The Nonexistent Tazz: >WITH BLACKLIGHT
- SplitSuns: and just to see what they look like
- TwinBuilder: [THE **BLACKLIGHT** REVEALS NOTHING OF NOTE. **HHHHHHYPER** IS CONSTANTLY COUGHING UP **PINK BILE**. YOU FEEL **QUEASY**.]
- The Nonexistent Tazz: >Charge with brass knuckles, have someone and horse charge, keeper attack
- The Nonexistent Tazz: quoteth piono
- The Nonexistent Tazz: the someone being the KNIGHHHHHHT.
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** HIT. **4** DAMAGE.]
- [**KNIGHHHHHHT** CHARGES WITH **LANCE** AND **MISSES**.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** FUCKING HITS. **4** DAMAGE.]
- [**KEEPER** FIRES **THREE** COINS. **HE** KILLS.]
- [**BLOOD**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**EXIT DOOR** | **HHHHHHYPER** | **BLOOD** | **YOU**]
- SplitSuns: nice!!
- SplitSuns: > take bluud
- SplitSuns: > become a funnymouth
- Yung Venuz: > consume blood
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** ARE **YO)_(OU**.]
- SplitSuns: FUCKING INCREDIBLE
- Yung Venuz: KEK
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** CONSUME **BLUUD**. +2 **HP**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** EQUIP **ERROR**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**FIGHT**?]
- SplitSuns: > scare the next hyper with our handsome face into fleeing
- Yung Venuz: ^
- TwinBuilder: [Such a handsome face. Such a funny mouth.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHYPER** *DRIFT*S.]
- TwinBuilder: [
- TwinBuilder: ]
- TwinBuilder: [**OFF A CLIFF**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**LUDICROUS BLOOD**.]
- The Nonexistent Tazz: >Take LUDICROUS BLOOD.
- SplitSuns: i love this
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** TAKE.]
- The Nonexistent Tazz: >NEXT ROOM
- PitTheAngel: > Was the HYPER DRIFTING particularly LIGHT?
- SplitSuns: you know even if we can't figure out how to bypass an entire room at least we get to do shit like this
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** GIVE **KEEPER** THE **ERROR**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**EXIT** | **ROOM** | **ROOM** | **YOU** | **ERR** | **/ π \** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR**]
- TwinBuilder: [**EXIT DOOR** | **HHHHHHURT** | **HHHHHHURT** | **HHHHHHURT** | **HHHHHHURT** | **YOU**]
- The Lonely Wanderer: Next room
- The Lonely Wanderer: Oh
- SplitSuns: welp.
- The Nonexistent Tazz: >FIGHT EXIT DOOR
- SplitSuns: > HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- TwinBuilder: [**EXIT DOOR**: 1,000/1,000 HP. **YOU**: 6/10 HP. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 8/17 HP. **KNIGHHHHHHT**: 16/16 HP. RIDING TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. **KEEPER**: 2/2 HP. **HE** IS **ERROR**. **FIVE** TURNS LEFT.]
- Yung Venuz: KEK
- The Lonely Wanderer: ()_()
- Yung Venuz: > use EXIT DOOR
- TwinBuilder: [**HOW**?]
- The Nonexistent Tazz: >MOVE THROUGH IT
- Yung Venuz: > open EXIT DOOR
- SplitSuns: oh shit
- TwinBuilder: [THE **EXIT DOOR** IS VERY ANGERED THAT YOU WOULD JUST PASS THROUGH IT WITHOUT ITS CONSENT, TREATING IT LIKE A COMMONER. HE FEELS THAT YOU SHOULD BRUSH UP ON YOUR DOOR MANNERS, AND REFUSES TO OPEN FOR YOU.]
- TwinBuilder: [**JERK**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HE** SAYS THAT, NOT **YOU**.]
- The Lonely Wanderer: Ask door politely if we can move onwards
- The Nonexistent Tazz: >"good sir, EXIT DOOR, we need immediate access to the area that you are currently blocking and would politely request that you open such that we may pass through unimpeded, if it would be no bother to you, please and thank you."
- TwinBuilder: [**WELL**, YOU KINDA HAVE TO **DEFEAT ALL THE ENEMIES** TO DO THAT. **BUT** YOU **REALLY** LOOK LIKE **YOU**'RE IN A **HURRY**, SO...]
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** CAN PASS. **IF**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** DEFEAT THE **DOOR** AT HIS FAVORITE GAME.]
- TwinBuilder: [
- TwinBuilder: ]
- TwinBuilder: [**TENNIS FOR TWO**.]
- SplitSuns: wait a fucking second
- The Lonely Wanderer: Oh no
- SplitSuns: NO GOD DAMMIT FUCK THIS
- The Lonely Wanderer: I saw that coming
- SplitSuns: WHY DID I KNOW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
- Yung Venuz: kek
- TwinBuilder: [**DO YOU COMPLY?**]
- SplitSuns: guys
- SplitSuns: is it worth it
- PitTheAngel: https://i.gyazo.com/b1152b8bab42288507285d9a22f32cc7.png
- The Nonexistent Tazz: hopefully
- SplitSuns: i want to hear from everyone
- The Nonexistent Tazz: i'm gonna be busy doing something so
- The Nonexistent Tazz: /afk
- The Nonexistent Tazz: well
- Yung Venuz: MY PINGSPEED IS UNREAL
- The Nonexistent Tazz: /af..discord.
- TwinBuilder: [**DO YOU COMPLY?**]
- SplitSuns: ...
- SplitSuns: yes.
- Yung Venuz: yes
- Yung Venuz: my pingspeed is ungodly
- TwinBuilder: [**PLAYER 1. STEP UP.**]
- Yung Venuz: yesy
- TwinBuilder: [[**FISH**] **vs.** [**EXIT DOOR**]]
- TwinBuilder: [**ONE.**]
- [**TWO.**]
- TwinBuilder: [
- TwinBuilder: ]
- TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
- TwinBuilder: !ping
- Gravebot: Pong!
- 0.079871s
- Yung Venuz: !ping
- Gravebot: Pong!
- 0.073164s
- TwinBuilder: [**1-0**]
- TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
- TwinBuilder: !ping
- Gravebot: Pong!
- 0.063691s
- Yung Venuz: !ping
- Gravebot: Pong!
- 0.066899s
- TwinBuilder: [**1-1**]
- TwinBuilder: [**THRΞE**.]
- Yung Venuz: !ping
- Gravebot: Pong!
- 0.081174s
- Yung Venuz: argh
- TwinBuilder: [**1-2**]
- Yung Venuz: tp[lel
- TwinBuilder: [**ONE.**]
- TwinBuilder: [**TWO.**]
- TwinBuilder: [**THREE.**]
- TwinBuilder: !ping
- Gravebot: Pong!
- 0.078578s
- Yung Venuz: !ping
- Gravebot: Pong!
- 0.07135s
- TwinBuilder: [**2-2**]
- SplitSuns: come onnnn
- TwinBuilder: [**TEN. NINE. EIGHT. SEVEN. THREE.**]
- TwinBuilder: !ping
- Gravebot: Pong!
- 0.072924s
- Yung Venuz: !ping
- Gravebot: Pong!
- 0.070637s
- SplitSuns: HOLY SHIT
- The Lonely Wanderer: Yes!
- TwinBuilder: [**___3___-2**]
- SplitSuns: WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!
- SplitSuns: <@!179335315583008768> <@&207957766621364224>
- The Lonely Wanderer: I was gone for all of it!
- PitTheAngel: praise tyche, our almighty RNG Goddess
- TwinBuilder: [THE **EXIT DOOR KILLS ITSELF**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** ARE **FREE TO GO**.]
- SplitSuns: > check to see if there's any blood or errors left behind
- TwinBuilder: [**NONE**. **YOU** HAVEN'T KILLED ANYTHING.]
- The Lonely Wanderer: >exit
- Yung Venuz: >advance
- TwinBuilder: [**IT SEEMS THAT WHILE YOU WERE PREOCCUPIED**...]
- TwinBuilder: [**THINGS HAPPENED**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**EXIT** | **ROOM** | **YOU** | **/ π \** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR**]
- SplitSuns: WAIT WHAT
- PitTheAngel: https://i.gyazo.com/b1152b8bab42288507285d9a22f32cc7.png
- The Lonely Wanderer: Enter new room now!
- SplitSuns: is this the last room or second-to-last room
- Yung Venuz: **FISH** can **ERR**
- Yung Venuz: last room i think
- TwinBuilder: ((Penultimate.))
- SplitSuns: ok
- Yung Venuz: o rip
- SplitSuns: so it shows what room we're in currently, not the room we're about to enter
- SplitSuns: got it
- SplitSuns: we can do this guys!!!!
- The Lonely Wanderer: I might be gone soon there's a tornado warning in the area
- TwinBuilder: ((***WHAT***))
- SplitSuns: oh shit
- SplitSuns: good luck piono
- SplitSuns: stay safe
- Yung Venuz: ^
- TwinBuilder: ^^^^^^
- crystalcat: Oh shit, good luck.
- Sp33d0n: Stay safe, Piono.
- SplitSuns: if you have to go to your basement (and become isaac)
- SplitSuns: but seriously, hope everything turns out alright
- TwinBuilder: [**EXIT DOOR** | **HHHHHHONK** | **hhhhhhonk** | **YOU**]
- SplitSuns: oh fuck this
- Yung Venuz: oh no
- Yung Venuz: **HONK**
- TwinBuilder: [**THE CHUCKLEVOODOOS PREVENT ANY OF YOUR ESCAPE TRICKS**, BAR **ONE**.]
- Yung Venuz: **PESTERCHUM FLASHBACKS
- PitTheAngel: > Enable HONK MUSIC
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3vONDqvayo
- SplitSuns: is that the bullshit troll logic one
- TwinBuilder: ((Yes.))
- SplitSuns: ok
- Sp33d0n: Quite probably.
- SplitSuns: > ROLL away to the exit
- TwinBuilder: [**hhhhhhonk**: 1/1 HP. **WACKY**. **YOU**: 6/10 HP. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 8/17 HP. **KNIGHHHHHHT**: 16/16 HP. RIDING TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. **KEEPER**: 2/2 HP. **HE** IS **ERROR**. **TEN** TURNS LEFT.]
- SplitSuns: > use blacklight
- SplitSuns: > for serkets
- Yung Venuz: ^
- TwinBuilder: [THE **BLACKLIGHT** REVEALS NOTHING OF NOTE.]
- SplitSuns: damn, ok
- crystalcat: Okay, how does one kill a clown.
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU DON'T**.]
- Sp33d0n: You use an attack they can't reflect.
- Sp33d0n: Like Lightning.
- Sp33d0n: From clouds.
- theedgeofstevensknife: chainsaws and black holes usually
- SplitSuns: <:apsm:279998840646533120>
- SplitSuns: let's go full assault right now
- SplitSuns: > brass knuckles, neigh, charge, keepo
- TwinBuilder: ((Horses can't neigh if they already have a rider.))
- SplitSuns: ah
- SplitSuns: then charge
- TwinBuilder: [**WACKY**.]
- [**WACKY**.]
- [**WACKY**.]
- SplitSuns: oh
- SplitSuns: ok
- SplitSuns: so i guess he just has a high evasion chance
- SplitSuns: > take blood
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** TAKE **BLOOD**.]
- SplitSuns: ((alright i gtg, won't really be able to play))
- SplitSuns: ((guys keep this going, i'll check back in later))
- TwinBuilder: [DO YOU CONSUME **BLOOD** / TAKE **ERROR** / **SAVE**?]
- crystalcat: Take Error, give Blood to Horse, save. In that order.
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** GIVE THE **KNIGHHHHHHT** THE **ERROR**. **YOU** GIVE THE **LUDICROUS BLOOD** + **BLOOD** TO THE TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**, HEALING +**8** HP.]
- TwinBuilder: [Saving...]
- TwinBuilder: [Saving...]
- TwinBuilder: [Saving...]
- TwinBuilder: [Game saved. Stay determined, okay?]
- TwinBuilder: [**NOW**. FOR THE **FIGHT**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHONK**: 35/35 HP. **ZANY**. **YOU**: 6/10 HP. **YOU** ARE **ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 16/17 HP. **KNIGHHHHHHT**: 16/16 HP. RIDING TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. **HE** IS **ERROR**. **KEEPER**: 2/2 HP. **HE** IS **ERROR**. **NINE** TURNS LEFT.]
- PitTheAngel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqHcF74dDVI
- PitTheAngel: TOTALLY APPROPRIATE FIGHT MUSICβ’
- crystalcat: Brass Knuckles, Horse charges, Knight attacks, Keeper fires coins.
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** CHARGES. **7** DAMAGE.]
- [**KNIGHHHHHHT** HITS. **2** DAMAGE.]
- [**KEEPER** MISSES.]
- [**HHHHHHONK** SPITS ACIDIC PURPLE BLOOD, BUT **HE IS ERROR**. **6** DAMAGE.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHONK**: 20/35 HP. **ZANY**. **YOU**: 6/10 HP. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 16/17 HP. **HE** IS **ERROR**. **KNIGHHHHHHT**: 16/16 HP. RIDING TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. **KEEPER**: 2/2 HP. **HE** IS **ERROR**. **EIGHT** TURNS LEFT.]
- The Lonely Wanderer: Repeat previous actions
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** CHARGES. **6** DAMAGE.]
- [**KNIGHHHHHHT** MISSES.]
- [**KEEPER** MISSES.]
- [**HHHHHHONK** SPITS ACIDIC PURPLE BLOOD, BUT **HE IS ERROR**. **2** DAMAGE.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHONK**: 12/35 HP. **ZANY**. **YOU**: 6/10 HP. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 16/17 HP. **KNIGHHHHHHT**: 16/16 HP. RIDING TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. **KEEPER**: 2/2 HP. **HE** IS **ERROR**. **SEVEN** TURNS LEFT.]
- The Lonely Wanderer: Everybody charge but keeper, who will shoot coins
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** HIT. **5** DAMAGE.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** MISSES.]
- [**KNIGHHHHHHT** MISSES.]
- [**KEEPER** FIRES THREE **COINS**. **5** DAMAGE.]
- [**HHHHHHONK** INGESTS **LUDICROUS BLOOD** FROM **PAST KILLS**. +**5** HP.]
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHONK**: 7/35 HP. **ZANY**. **YOU**: 6/10 HP. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 16/17 HP. **KNIGHHHHHHT**: 16/16 HP. RIDING TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. **KEEPER**: 2/2 HP. **HE** IS **ERROR**. **SIX** TURNS LEFT.]
- The Lonely Wanderer: Repeat last round's action.
- Irecreeper: poor HHHHHHONK, getting rekt
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** MISSES.]
- [**KNIGHHHHHHT** MISSES.]
- [**KEEPER** MISSES.]
- [**HHHHHHONK** SPITS ACIDIC PURPLE BLOOD. **2** DAMAGE TO YOU. **4** DAMAGE TO TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. FUCKING **8** DAMAGE TO **KNIGHHHHHHT**.]
- The Lonely Wanderer: Oh jeez
- TwinBuilder: [**HHHHHHONK**: 7/35 HP. **ZANY**. **YOU**: 4/10 HP. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 12/17 HP. **KNIGHHHHHHT**: 8/16 HP. RIDING TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. **KEEPER**: 2/2 HP. **HE** IS **ERROR**. **FIVE** TURNS LEFT.]
- The Lonely Wanderer: Wait why's he at 12 again
- Sp33d0n: Point.
- Yung Venuz: BLOOD
- crystalcat: Crap, regen?
- Yung Venuz: LUDICROUS
- Yung Venuz: CONSOME
- Sp33d0n: He didn't take Blood.
- TwinBuilder: ((Fixed.))
- The Lonely Wanderer: Full charge again.
- crystalcat: no, let's just do normal attacks -- eh
- The Lonely Wanderer: We get ludicrous blood if we kill with charge
- Sp33d0n: Let's **FUCKING KILL** him.
- Sp33d0n: :P
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** MISS.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** HITS. **6** DAMAGE.]
- [**KNIGHHHHHHT** MISSES.]
- [**KEEPER** KILLS.]
- [***BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD***.]
- Yung Venuz: BLOOD
- crystalcat: We get ludicrous blood if we kill with a crit or other high damage.
- Sp33d0n: Yeah
- PitTheAngel: MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
- (you seriously pinned *this*, of all things?)
- TwinBuilder:
- crystalcat: We should probably consume that blood for ourselves, get another error, and then run.
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** CONSUME **BLOOD**. **FULL HEAL**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU**: 10/10 HP. **YOU ARE ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 12/17 HP. **KNIGHHHHHHT**: 8/16 HP. RIDING TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. **KEEPER**: 2/2 HP. **HE IS ERROR**.]
- TwinBuilder: [**DO YOU ENTER THE FINAL ROOM**?]
- crystalcat: save.
- The Lonely Wanderer: Save first
- Sp33d0n: Save.
- TwinBuilder: [Saving...]
- TwinBuilder: [Saving...]
- TwinBuilder: [Saving...]
- TwinBuilder: [Game saved. Stay determined, okay?]
- crystalcat: Enter final room.
- TwinBuilder: [**EXIT** | **YOU** | **/ π \** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR**]
- The Lonely Wanderer: Enter exit
- TwinBuilder: [**EXIT DOOR** | **HHHHHHORROR** | **YOU**]
- TwinBuilder: [**BOSSFIGHT**.]
- crystalcat: Ooooooh shit.
- TwinBuilder: [**BUT.**]
- TwinBuilder: [**FROM OUT OF NOWHERE.**]
- TwinBuilder: [**HE COMES.**]
- Irecreeper: vs FISH?
- crystalcat: The HHHHHHOLY?
- Sp33d0n: We have what, 6 turns before **FISH** can **POP**?
- SplitSuns: oh shit, final fight???
- TwinBuilder: [***HHHHHHORROR***: 50/50 HP. **YOU**: 10/10 HP. **YOU ARE ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 12/17 HP. **KNIGHHHHHHT**: 8/16 HP. RIDING TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. **KEEPER**: 2/2 HP. **HE IS ERROR**. **HHHHHHOLY**: 25/25 HP.]
- SplitSuns: i gotta get in on this
- SplitSuns: OH YES
- TwinBuilder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHtn4SGVlR8
- crystalcat: Yesssssssss!
- The Lonely Wanderer: Yes!
- crystalcat: Okay. All-out time. Gun.
- crystalcat: As for the others, everyone go in with the strongest attack they can.
- SplitSuns: how many uses does our golden revolver have?
- SplitSuns: also, examine steroids
- crystalcat: I don't think we have the ammo for it.
- Yung Venuz: ^
- SplitSuns: ah
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** SHOOT. YOU MISS. -**1** AMMO. **7** LEFT.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** FUCKING HITS. **10** DAMAGE.]
- [**KNIGHHHHHHT** MOVES IN AN L SHAPE TO **SURPRISE ATTACK**. HE IS **VULNERABLE**, BUT HIS **NEXT ATTACK** IS **GUARANTEED TO WORK**.]
- [**KEEPER** FIRES **THE HEAD OF THE KEEPER**. **9** DAMAGE. -**1** HP.]
- [**HHHHHHOLY** FUCKING FIRES **BRIMSTONE**. **4** DAMAGE. **HE** THEN ASKS FOR **1** AMMO FROM **YOU**.]
- [***HHHHHHORROR*** FIRES ***RADIATION***. **3** DAMAGE TO **YOU** AND THE TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. BOTH OF YOU ARE **POISONED**. -**1** HP FOR **TWO TURNS**.]
- TwinBuilder: [***HHHHHHORROR***: 27/50 HP. **YOU**: 6/10 HP. **II** **YOU ARE ERROR**. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 8/17 HP. **II** **KNIGHHHHHHT**: 8/16 HP. RIDING TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. **KEEPER**: 1/2 HP. **HE IS ERROR**. **HHHHHHOLY**: 25/25 HP.]
- Yung Venuz: rip
- crystalcat: Give HHHHHHOLY the AMMO.
- Sp33d0n: Give **HHHHHHOLY** ammo?
- TwinBuilder: [**WHAT** ELSE WILL **YOU** DO?]
- crystalcat: As for the other ones... let's see. KNIGHHHHHHT: Charge! Keeper: Just attack normally. Horse: Attack. HHHHHHOLY: If doing something with the ammo takes his turn, do that. Otherwise, attack as normal and also do whatever he wants to do with the ammo. If giving the ammo doesn't consume our turn, attack with brass knuckles.
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** FUCKING MISS, BUT **YOU ARE ERROR**. **1** DAMAGE TO ***HHHHHHORROR***.]
- [TAMED **HHHHHHORSE** MISSES.]
- [**KNIGHHHHHHT** HITS. **6** DAMAGE.]
- [**KEEPER** FIRES THREE **COINS**. **2** HIT. **3** DAMAGE.]
- [**HHHHHHOLY** BLESSES THE **AMMO**. YOU GOT THE **GOLDEN AMMO**.]
- [***HHHHHHORROR*** FIRES A GIGANTIC **RADIATION ORB** AT **KEEPER**, BUT **HE IS ERROR**. **10 DAMAGE**.]
- TwinBuilder: [***HHHHHHORROR***: 7/50 HP. **YOU**: 5/10 HP. **I**I TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 7/17 HP. **I**I **KNIGHHHHHHT**: 8/16 HP. RIDING TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. **KEEPER**: 1/2 HP. **HHHHHHOLY**: 25/25 HP. **FIVE** TURNS LEFT.]
- Yung Venuz: >Load GOLDEN AMMO into GOLDEN REVOLVER.
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU** LOAD THE **GOLDEN REVOLVER**.]
- Yung Venuz: I say we don't fire it now. We can easy finished off Horror as is.
- Yung Venuz: Let's perserve it.
- crystalcat: Huh, you're right. I guess... but firing it is likely a guaranteed kill.
- The Lonely Wanderer: Fire gun at hhhhhhorror, all others will use their attacks that have the highest hit chance.
- SplitSuns: ^
- SplitSuns: back in business, boys
- Yung Venuz: ^\
- SplitSuns: battle against a gorgeous foe is amazing music for this
- Yung Venuz: ye
- crystalcat: Yeah, let's fire the regular gun, basically what Piono said.
- TwinBuilder: [***__BANG.__***]
- TwinBuilder: [
- TwinBuilder: ]
- TwinBuilder: [***HHHHHHORROR*** FALLS OVER, **DEAD**.]
- SplitSuns: HOLY SHIT
- Yung Venuz: **POP POP**
- SplitSuns: BRRAP
- SplitSuns: there's no way this is all there is
- Erelye: Something bad is going to happen next, I bet you.
- The Lonely Wanderer: Yeah probably
- crystalcat: We have the Golden Revolver, we can handle whatever it is.
- TwinBuilder: [**HIS CORPSE** IS A **GOLDEN STATUE** NOW.]
- Yung Venuz: Why, thank you for ~~stating the obvious~~ gracing us with your glorious wisdom, Erelye.
- TwinBuilder: [IT LIES INERT.]
- crystalcat: Oh, hey.
- SplitSuns: oh
- The Lonely Wanderer: Exit
- Yung Venuz: >Smelt Statue for golden ammo
- crystalcat: Exit.
- PitTheAngel: ...Well, that's concerning
- TwinBuilder: [**EXIT** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR** | **ERR**]
- crystalcat: oh uh shit
- The Lonely Wanderer: Take statue if possible, otherwise exit.
- SplitSuns: which one of those is us??
- crystalcat: no more fish
- TwinBuilder: [**THE EXIT** + **YOU**]
- TwinBuilder: [
- TwinBuilder: ]
- Yung Venuz: ...
- SplitSuns: oh
- Yung Venuz: the exit is fish
- TwinBuilder: [**THE EXIT** + **YOU** + **/π\**]
- Irecreeper: "clearly, we need to shoot the exit"
- crystalcat: Yep.
- SplitSuns: OH NO
- PitTheAngel: gfdi
- Yung Venuz: well hey
- Yung Venuz: we have that bullet
- Yung Venuz: don't we
- crystalcat: We should have kept the golden revolver.
- Yung Venuz: we did
- SplitSuns: guys remember, we still have the fuck and the golden revolver
- Yung Venuz: didn't we
- The Lonely Wanderer: Yeah
- Yung Venuz: unless twin misread everyone
- TwinBuilder: [**F I N A L B O S S .**]
- crystalcat: We have the **FUCK**.
- Yung Venuz: yes
- Yung Venuz: <:fuck:249696047100592129>
- PitTheAngel: ...No, we don't.
- We very don't.
- We just accidentally golden'd the HHHHHHORROR.
- Yung Venuz: the <:fuck:249696047100592129>
- The Lonely Wanderer: We used the regular gib on horror
- Yung Venuz: ^
- The Lonely Wanderer: Gun*
- SplitSuns: how about we wait for confirmation from twin
- Yung Venuz: ^
- SplitSuns: i'm pretty sure we used regular gun
- SplitSuns: but ;et's see
- Yung Venuz: yeah
- Sp33d0n: Yeah, maybe it did an Ultra Greed.
- Yung Venuz: though context clues say otherwise we won't know for sure
- Yung Venuz: then again
- crystalcat: I think we used regular, but golden statufying sounds like golden...
- Yung Venuz: horror usually turns to radiation on death
- Sp33d0n: Yeah.
- Yung Venuz: but fish and YV are fused...
- TwinBuilder: [**FISH**: 10,000/10,000 HP. **FISH** CAN **POP**. **RUN**. **YOU**: 5/10 HP. TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**: 7/17 HP. **KNIGHHHHHHT**: 8/16 HP. RIDING TAMED **HHHHHHORSE**. **KEEPER**: 1/2 HP. **HHHHHHOLY**: 25/25 HP.]
- Sp33d0n: 10k HP.
- crystalcat: Check inventory.
- TwinBuilder: ((I thought you used the golden gun.))
- Yung Venuz: ...
- SplitSuns: shit
- TwinBuilder: ((That's my fault.))
- crystalcat: shit
- Yung Venuz: ahguebveubvub3739vb37b7392bf93ub9bsdubvhdbveuyise
- TwinBuilder: ((Don't worry. You can do this.))
- Yung Venuz: <:riot:276048365081460746>
- SplitSuns: can we get a free golden bullet
- crystalcat: We can just ask the holy to bless another ammo
- SplitSuns: oh
- crystalcat: okay let's see.
- SplitSuns: hmm...
- Yung Venuz: but won't fish just pop holy
- The Lonely Wanderer: No we can't, we have no error to save us from POP
- Yung Venuz: ^
- The Lonely Wanderer: >RUN
- crystalcat: > Inventory
- crystalcat: wait
- crystalcat: WAIt
- crystalcat: > Use Blacklight.
- SplitSuns: ^
- Yung Venuz: ^
- Yung Venuz: gotta check for them <:vaskaAng8ery:230070150513164288>
- TwinBuilder: [THE **BLACKLIGHT** REVEALS THAT **FISH**'S SKELETON IS SPLIT IN TWO HALVES. PERHAPS AN OBJECT FORCEFULLY PENETRATING THE GAP BETWEEN THEM COULD BREAK IT APART.]
- theedgeofstevensknife: sword them?
- crystalcat: oh, of **FUCK**ing course.
- Sp33d0n: Sounds like it wants to be sliced in twain.
- Sp33d0n: Stabbed.
- Sp33d0n: Something.
- PitTheAngel: (Clearly, this means we must COMBINE the Sword and the **FUCK** and use them simultaneously.)
- Yung Venuz: obviouslu
- crystalcat: Obviously.
- Sp33d0n: Obviously.
- Yung Venuz: obviousLU
- TwinBuilder: [**WHAT**. **DO YOU DO**?]
- Yung Venuz: what even is that
- SplitSuns: well, guys
- SplitSuns: this is why you save ultimate weapons until the very end
- SplitSuns: i think the solution is clear here
- crystalcat: I think there's only one thing to do here.
- SplitSuns: > Fish?
- SplitSuns: > Go **FUCK** yourself.
- crystalcat: ^
- TwinBuilder: [**YOU FUCK**.]
- TwinBuilder: [THE SENSATION IS UNLIKE **ANYTHING** YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED.]
- SplitSuns: oh
- Yung Venuz: **FISH** can **DIVIDE BY TWO**
- TwinBuilder: [IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO **FEEL** LIKE **THIS**. IT **HORRIFIES** YOU. **REPULSES** YOU.]
- TwinBuilder: [BUT **YOU KEEP DOING IT**. BECAUSE IF **FUCKING** IS WHAT WILL SAVE **HHHHHHUMANITY**, THEN... **SO BE IT**.]
- Sp33d0n: ...
- TwinBuilder: [THE ORDEAL STRETCHES INTO INFINITY.]
- PitTheAngel: #nsfw_hell
- SplitSuns: oh god
- Yung Venuz: <:stress:249375217678417920>
- theedgeofstevensknife: lmao
- TwinBuilder: [BUT AFTER THE **SICKENING SQUELCHES** AND **SNAPPING** SUBSIDE...]
- Sp33d0n: ^ to Pit.
- TwinBuilder: [**FISH**
- TwinBuilder: **SPLITS**]
- theedgeofstevensknife: maybe this wasn't a good idea
- theedgeofstevensknife: haha
- SplitSuns: maybe
- TwinBuilder: [...]
- Yung Venuz: mutants
- TwinBuilder: [It's quiet, now.]
- Yung Venuz: >Examine **FISH**
- theedgeofstevensknife: in the sense that it wasn't wise, not that it wasn't tactically advantageous
- SplitSuns: yeah
- TwinBuilder: [Fish? Venuz? Is that you?]
- TwinBuilder: [Is that *really* you?]
- TwinBuilder: [We were so worried...]
- TwinBuilder: [...]
- TwinBuilder: [Come on.]
- Sp33d0n: This isn't gonna end well, is it?
- TwinBuilder: [Let's go home.]
- Yung Venuz: is **you*** all of the other mutants
- SplitSuns: my babies
- TwinBuilder: [**x**]
- SplitSuns: they did it
- Yung Venuz: yesy
- theedgeofstevensknife: seriously
- crystalcat: ...
- TwinBuilder: **FIVE MONTHS LATER**
- crystalcat: We did it.
- SplitSuns: did we
- SplitSuns: oh
- theedgeofstevensknife: five months later fish and yv are pregnant
- Yung Venuz: <:YV:266665149065199616> + <:stress:244095407494266881>
- SplitSuns: KEK
- Yung Venuz: kek
- theedgeofstevensknife: and who is the baby???
- SplitSuns: the baby...
- theedgeofstevensknife: why i'd have to say...
- Yung Venuz: the baby is you
- theedgeofstevensknife: that the baby...
- SplitSuns: ...is **YOU.**
- theedgeofstevensknife: fuck
- TwinBuilder: Fish ended up teaching all the mutants guitar. Robot has trouble holding it, and Chicken keeps using them as swords. But others don't seem to mind.
- TwinBuilder: YV met back up with Cuz on Venus and had lots of fun chilling together. Until he recieved a phone call from his cousin. Where is he now? Who knows.
- SplitSuns: ...oh
- SplitSuns: llib
- Yung Venuz: *glances at terraria*
- SplitSuns: wha tabout steroids?
- TwinBuilder: Steroids was found after the maze dissolved, too. Using his research, he was able to accurately determine parallel universes in which the Throne had been beaten. He's working with Rogue to see if they can fix their own dimension, too.
- TwinBuilder: The tamed Horse and his Knight rode off into the sunset to forge their own adventures.
- TwinBuilder: Keeper hang himself.
- TwinBuilder: Again.
- Yung Venuz: KEK
- SplitSuns: KEK
- The Lonely Wanderer: Rip
- Sp33d0n: kek
- PitTheAngel: EKE
- TwinBuilder: And as for Holy...? Some say he died after the maze destabilized. Some say he's in heaven. Others say he's in hell. Wherever he is, everyone's sure things have worked out for him.
- TwinBuilder: And as for You...
- theedgeofstevensknife: wait we unlocked rogue? i mean i guess that makes sense.
- TwinBuilder: Well. You're an Agent of the Conflict.
- Yung Venuz: ...
- TwinBuilder: It's not like You were ever in any danger.
- SplitSuns: i'm sorry, what
- theedgeofstevensknife: guess rebel's out of the picture
- TwinBuilder: And that's the end of the story.
- PitTheAngel: ***WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-***
- Yung Venuz: wait isn't fish an agent as well
- theedgeofstevensknife: i think?
- TwinBuilder: Everything got resolved, and everyone was happy.
- Yung Venuz: so he just exploded a agent
- Yung Venuz: ggggggggggg
- TwinBuilder: THE END.
- Yung Venuz: 10/10 infighting
- Sp33d0n: **FISH** probably is. I don't think Fish is.
- SplitSuns: they can fight amongst themselves
- TwinBuilder: . . .
- The Lonely Wanderer: Whoa there buddy I don't think I trust that ending.
- Yung Venuz: ^
- Sp33d0n: ^
- SplitSuns: ^
- TwinBuilder: masonadamaperture | emeraldephemeral
- SplitSuns: OO-WEE
- Yung Venuz: nice
- crystalcat: Oo-wee.
- SplitSuns: there they are
- TwinBuilder: > **NG+ UNLOCKED!** <
- SplitSuns: yeah ok
- The Lonely Wanderer: And there's our apocrypha.
- Sp33d0n: Of course.
- TwinBuilder: [Command terminated.]
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