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4chan helluva boss story - asmodeus anon part 2

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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #665.992
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  3. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/819685202267865108/part_1.PNG
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  5. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/819685406537678848/part_2.PNG
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  7. >Vaggie sperging out when, to her at least, the biggest fck boy in hell apprears at the hotel
  8. Oh i want to see that
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  10. >Anon wakes up the next morning and heads to the hotel
  11. >Hmm it's rather impressive actually... Much bigger than expected
  12. >Anon walks up and checks his phone
  13. >11o'clock right on time
  14. >He opens the door to be greeted by Charlie whose currently on a ladder trying to hang up a streamer on the wall that says "Welcome sinners"
  15. >He decides it'd be funny if he sneaks up behind her and spook her
  16. >When he gets close enough he asks her "hows the weather up there?"
  17. >Charlie gasps and almost looses balance
  18. >Anon got a kick out it
  19. >Charlie pouts and tells him he's a jerk... and then proceeds to tackle hug him
  20. >Anon falls backwards and they both end up in an odd position
  21. >As all this happens a grey skinned girl appears on the scene
  22. >Anon looks up to meet eyes with her
  23. >oh... Oh she looks pissed! What did you do?
  24. >quick say something!
  25. >Anon picks himself up and helps Chalie off as well
  26. >The girl in the corner is still dead silent
  27. >Charlie on the other hand still hasn't noticed her yet
  28. >"Charlie whose your friend over there?"
  29. >"Oh her? She's my girlfriend Vaggie! Vaggie you gotta come say hi to one of my oldest friends ever!
  30. >She drags her over and Anon decides raise his hand for a hand shake
  31. >"Hi I'm Prince Anon son of Asodeus pleasure to meet...you?"
  32. >Shes just standing there... menacingly!
  33. "Hi..." she ignores his hand and decides to cross her arms
  34. >Anon looks to Charlie and she's giving him a nervous smile
  35. >"ooookay then? Well Charlie you said you wanted to show me around right? By all means show me around."
  36. >Charlie happily agrees and grabs him by the arm and begins showing him around
  37. >Vaggie watching intently in case anything happens
  38. >It's giving Anon the creeps
  39. >Charlies showing off the rooms and introducing him to the staff memebers when they make it to the lounge
  40. >Anon spies a faint shadow in the rafters
  41. "Uh Charlie you wouldn't happen to have rats would you?"
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  43. >Charlie looks to him with concern written all over her face
  44. >"What? I haven't seen any rats here? We even had pest control come out just in case so we should be just fine!"
  45. "okay then, maybe it was a trick of the..."
  46. >Anon trails off as he sees Vaggie up in the rafters with what looks like a harpoon in her mouth.
  47. >This btch is seriously creeping him out, the fck did he do to pss her off so much? Did he run her cat over or something?
  48. >Before Anon can come to a conclusion in his mind
  49. >Charlie grabs him and goes off to the next room
  50. >"And this is my room! isn't it great Anon?"
  51. >Charlie does a grandiose bow and bids him to come in
  52. >its pink... everything is pink from the walls to the floor
  53. "Wow Charlie somethings never change huh?"
  54. >"What do you mean by that Anon?"
  55. "You've always liked pink, sht when we were kids you'd even play as the pink hell ranger!"
  56. >"Oh man I remember that! You'd always play as the Human priest mecha and we all had to fight you"
  57. "Good times, man I wonder what Sven and Helsa are up to these days?"
  58. >Anon sits on the bed and Charlie follows suit and gives a sigh
  59. >"They've changed a lot Anon... For better or for worse I don't really know."
  60. "Hmm, well that's a shame the little time I did spend with those two where great though."
  61. >"Yeah but I people change... It was kinda hard for me to understand after my break up with Seviathan"
  62. >Anon's eyes went wide
  63. "woah woah woah you DATED him?!
  64. >As Anon and Charlie are talking on the bed Vaggie's listening in
  65. >Anon thinks he's soooo cute trying to be all friendly like that but you she sees through that act! Oh no no no he'll be skewered long before he gets to make a move on Charlie.
  66. >No one but her touches Charlie!
  67. >Vaggie deftly takes a knife she keeps in her stocking and prepares to throw when she gets interrupted by a familiar sound of a door opening
  68. "Wow Charlie, it's been great seeing you but it's getting kinda late so I'll be heading home now"
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  70. >Charlie goes to hug him through the doorway
  71. >"You'll come back over soon won't you?"
  72. >Vaggie pulls a naruto and shadow no fcks off before she can be spotted
  73. "Of course! I missed having a real friend like you around Charlie!"
  74. >Charlie makes a squee sound upon hearing this
  75. >"You really are sweet! I remember hearing rumors you were some sort of inconsiderate playboy before... I'm glad they aren't true."
  76. >Anon chuckles at the sentiment
  77. "I'm certainly not, I've never been one to partake in my fathers... "luxuries", I'm glad you haven't changed either. Catch you around okay?"
  78. >Charlie's flashes a cute smile
  79. " 'kay! See you around!"
  80. >Anon walks down the steps of the entrance only to be stopped by Vaggie twirling a knife through her fingers
  81. "Oh, hey um...Vaggie was it? Is something wrong?"
  82. >"What do you want with her?"
  83. "I'm sorry?"
  84. >"You heard me, what the fck do you want with Charlie?"
  85. >Anon's taken aback by this
  86. "I was invited over to see an old childhood friend? I don't know what your getting at here but your starting to worry me here."
  87. >"You're afraid? Good you should be cause if you so much as touch her in any way shape or form my harpoon will be holding you up like a flagpole! You got me pendejo?!
  88. "Ah... I get it now, you're just trying to protect your girl from the big bad playboy prince right? well I got news for you sister! I'm not what everyone says I am! I'm not a playboy, I'm not a gambler, hell I haven't even had sx yet!"
  89. >Vaggie's eye goes wide
  90. >"w-wait what?"
  91. "I just wanted to meet a friend.. one of my only REAL friends and have a nice day but no! You had to stalk us the entire time didn't you? Bet you thought I didn't notice at all did you? You're good I'll give you that but you're not perfect!"
  92. >Vaggie sits there in disbelief, all the rumors she's heard of Anon being a heartless fuckboy we're false?
  93. >"I-I didn't r-realize..."
  94. "Whatever get out of my way I'm going home."
  95. >Anon tries to open his car door only to be stopped yet again
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  97. >Vaggie stops and looks him in the eyes
  98. >"If what you're sayings true... I'd like to apologize for the way I was behaving today. Charlie means the world to me and I know she can be a little... Careless sometimes so I have to make up for it by watching out for her... For once I was actually wrong."
  99. >Anon gives her a small smile
  100. "Hey, you wouldn't be the first to misjudge me like that. I'm glad Charlie's got someone to look out for her. What do you say we just forgive and forget this ever happend okay?"
  101. >Vaggie gives a nod
  102. >"I still don't quite trust you... but that could change in time."
  103. "Well now I have something to look forward to next time I visit."
  104. >Anon turns on his car and drives home
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  106. welp now that's done with, back to playing Valheim cause it's becoming a crippling addiction and I can't stop!
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