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- >after the pinkie party at twilight's was over, the crowd dispursed
- >leaving you and unknown to depart for applejack's house
- "so hows your arm?"
- >unknown:"has a couple cracks in it, but not broken"
- >on some level, you already knew it wasn't broken
- >unknown:"so what i miss while i was in canterlot?"
- >after careful decision making you decide to say, "not much"
- >unknown:"do you really take me for a fool?"
- >you looked at him, slightly confused. hoping that he didnt know
- >unknown:"i saw that you and applejack kissed, but not much after that."
- "well yeah we kinda did, but-"
- >unknown:"BUT... after she went to go get you and rainbow i saw that you two didnt come walking back hand in hoof. So care to explain what happened"
- >you already knew he could tell you were lying from the beginning, but you tried anyway
- >for the rest of the walk home you two talked of what happened while he was in canterlot
- >suprisingly there was little to talk about since you'd both knew everything about each other
- >when you got to the apple family house you both kicked off your shoes and walked inside being greeted once again by the smell of apples
- >unknown:"im gonna go to bed"
- "i'll join you in a bit, but for now, im gonna go for a walk to stretch my legs"
- >unknown proceeds up the stairs and waves back to you
- >you walk back out the front door after grabbing your jacket since it was cold as balls outside
- >you slip it on while you put your shoes on
- >why'd i even walk into the house if i was just gonna go back outside
- >brain: yeah, your a moron
- >this is your fault to brain
- >brain: ok then, time to delete some of your precious memories
- >fuck you brain, its too early for this shit
- >brain: fine, im going to bed
- >fine
- >brain: fine
- >you continue on your stroll along the river
- >stopping every now and then to skip rocks
- >suddenly luna
- >she lands gracefully next to you, placing a kiss on your cheek
- >brain: did she just?
- >no, she couldnt have
- >luna:"i didnt expect to see you out so late unknown"
- >brain: hahahaha, oh god my sides
- >what are you laughin at? so what if she mistakes me for unknown, we are twins afterall
- >brain: broskie, you took his jacket. thats the ONLY thing that tells you two apart
- "oh luna, im not unknown. i must've taken his jacket by mistake"
- >luna:"oh you, always with your sense of humor."
- >with that she placed another kiss, only this time it was on your lips
- >shit, what do
- >you place a palm on her chest and try to push her back
- >brain: you remember all those times i tried to remind you to go to the gym? yeah, i do too.
- >she didnt even budge, but rather wrapped her fore hooves around your shoulders and continued kissing you
- >oh shit, what if unknown comes out
- >she finally breaks the kiss, but now shes staring into your eyes
- >luna:"i shall see you soon unknown, perhaps we shall do this again tomorrow night?"
- >not wanting to experience an akward moment with luna you just nod
- >she kisses you one more time and the releases her hooves from around you
- >and with that she flies off into the night
- >brain: sir, we're at maximum capacity trying to figure out what the fuck just happened
- >hey brain, just delete everything that happened within the last five minutes
- >brain: previous five minutes have been copied and pasted to all parts of brain
- >i hate you brain
- >brain: you wont after i tell you this
- >tell me what
- >brain: proximity alert
- >you turn around just in time to see a rainbow crash into your face
- >dash:"hey unknown, do you know where your brother is?"
- "its me anonymous. i guess i just took his jacket by mistake"
- >she brightens up a little and adjusts herself slightly. shes still sitting on your chest
- >dash:"oh, well then how bout we go for those drinks?"
- "its near midnight, what kind of bar would be open?"
- >she gets off you, allowing you to stand up
- >dash:"just follow me anon, i'll show you the best place in town to get hammered
- >
- >
- >
- >you both sat down at the bar and were instantly greeted by the bartender who was casually wiping an empty mug with a rag
- >huh, guess this world wasnt much different
- >dash:"i'll have a line of applejack daniel's shots"
- >bartender:"and for the human?"
- "beer please"
- >since you've never had beer before you decide to not go for the shots
- >dash:"haha, a beer. your such a light weight"
- >you both laugh the night away with you drinking your beers and dashie pounding shot after shot
- >apparently you werent such a light weight considering you were twice their size
- >but you still got pretty drunk
- >dashie on the other hand was completely shit faced
- >dash:"so anon, whash yous doin for teh heart an hoofes day?"
- >oh dear sweet baby jesus dat grammar
- "nothin really dash, considering i wont have a special somepony"
- >dash:"well if yous wants, i could keeps yous companie tommorah"
- >dash:"but jus as freinds of course"
- >she seemed to have forced that second sentence
- >but you decided to agree to it anyway
- >what harm could it do
- >brain: you just mcfucked up idiot
- >howso?
- >brain: never ask how things could go wrong
- >shyaddup brain, or else i'll drown you in more alchohol
- >brain: whats that, i couldnt here you over the logic center already drowning
- "sure dashie, i'd love to hang out with my best bro tomorrah"
- >dash:"alraightie den, its settled."
- >she tries to get off of the bar stool, but fails horribly and falls flat onto her face
- >she didnt even attempt to move her front hooves
- >yup, guess its time to pack up
- "come on dash, your way too drunk to stay here"
- >you climb off the bar stool, barely able to maintain your balance
- >you grab dashie and sling her across your shoulders
- >brain: ACTIVATE GYROSCOPE
- >fuck you brain, shut it off
- >brain:fine, but you owe me one
- >shyaddup
- >you exit the bar with dashie slung across
- >dash:"wooooooo, woooooooo"
- >she seemed to be enjoying herself up there
- >brain: probably because shes enjoying her gyroscope
- >shutup brain
- >brain: cant i just turn it on for 5 minutes?
- >no
- >brain: 1 minute?
- >no
- >brain: enough time for me to enjoy watching you fall?
- >no
- >dash:"hey anon, ah think im way too shmashed to fly home. can i stay with you for teh night?"
- "of course dashie, no way i'd say no to you"
- >you could hear her squee with excitement
- >you could see the barn come into view
- >along with something else
- >someone was sitting on the porch
- >but at this distance you couldnt see who
- >oh well, might as well continue on this magical adventure
- >as you get closer to the house you see a worried anygry applejack sitting on the porch
- >brain: you remember when i said you should say what could go wrong? yeah i do too
- >shutup brain, i'll just explain that rainbow is too drunk to fly
- >applejack:"where were yah all night! ah was startin tah get worried about yah"
- "me an dashie went out drinkin"
- >she shows anger on her face after she hears about rainbow dash
- >and her anger only grows when she sees rainbow dash slung across your shoulders
- "oh yeah, and since rainbow's too drunk to fly, can she stay here for the night?"
- >her face only shows more anger while dashie begins to stir on your back, oblivious to whats going on but still awake
- >applejack:"well alright, but she can sleep out in the barn if she wants tah stay here"
- >that seemed a little harsh, but it might as well have to do
- >you turn around and continue on your way to the barn
- >when you get there you walk inside and set dashie on a stack of hay and start to walk out
- >dash:"wait! anon."
- >you turn around and walk back to her
- "yeah dash?"
- >dash:"you think you could keep me company out here? its gonna get colder later on and i dont have a blanket"
- >you think it over for a bit before saying, "of course dashie, you know i cant say no to you"
- >you grab a stack of hay and set it next to the one she was laying down on
- >you take off your jacket and set it next to yourself as you lay down
- >once you get settled down, dashie snuggles up next to you
- >what was the point of getting the second stack of hay?
- >you take the jacket and lay it across dash who is right next to you, using your chest as a pillow
- >sleep came quickly seeing as how you were drunk
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