10Bux

10 bux
The shills are all appearing
Influx
The devs are racketeering
Looks like the golden age is over
Sit on the toilet browsing /v/ on Clover

Post HE
“This thread has been deleted”
For free
He does it on the weekend
Called fat and sweaty virgin neckbeards
Come up from the basement, mom is making chicken wings

Waiting
To localize a Tales game
Same plot
Same music, and same gameplay
We circlejerk about Persona
Gobble up the games that Atlus gonna throw ya

Bungie
Their game is only half-done
Shitpost
You know you’re gonna make one
500 million for a cancer
Is Triple-A dead? I think you know the answer

The board I love, the bait I post
To fit right in, to be like most
Ever wonder why we have no friends?
The board I love, the games I hate
The thrill I feel when posting bait
Come and get me when you’ve replied to…

Ridley
You’re waiting for the trophy
Smash codes
You want? You’ll have to blow me
Ice Climbers, killed off by the DS
Say goodbye to Lucas, Wolf, and Snake and all the rest

Dark Souls
The answer is to git gud
Console
Or PC version what would
You do if 60 FPS was
Standard for all games, despite hardware restrictions

Steam sales
My wallet’s a disaster
Back log
I gotta download faster
I’ll probably never log an hour
In any of these games or even take a shower

Dark Pit
You must be fucking joking
Rehash
I ask, what does a clone bring
To a game that thrives upon its roster
You wanna mix it up? Then don’t add an imposter

The board I love, the bait I post
To fit right in, to be like most
Ever wonder why we have no friends?
The board I love, the games I hate
The thrill I feel when posting bait
Come and get me when you’ve replied to…

Take a minute I think your hot pockets are
Cooling off
Do it for free
And shill some more for Destiny’s
DLCs

Ten more reasons why your waifu
Is a shit
Habeeb it
Tweet at Phil Fish and laugh as he says
Suck my dick
Choke on it

Kickstart
The indiegogo campaign
Get funded
Time to pop the champagne
Celebrate diversity, acceptance
Gamers aren’t dead kid, gamers are the next gen

New games
Appearing by the masses
Eyesight
I gotta get some glasses
Five years and suddenly the vidya
Is not for basement dwellers, vidya’s for the people

They used
To push us into lockers
Obtuse
And always off their rockers
Now jocks from high school are among us
Call of Duty, Halo, now they are our brothers

Gaming
Is more than just a pastime
It’s like
A culture and a lifestyle
It’s the thing that kept us out of danger
Staying out of drugs ‘cuz I was busy playin’

I hope
There finally comes a time we
All game
And function like a family
Focus on the joy of coexistence
Play with friends across the world, despite the distance

Stand tall
To game is such a great thing
Be proud
Our hobby’s on an upswing