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- [18:23:33] bananaburger: at least people arent straight up hacking yet and getting .01 second times yet
- [18:23:38] bananaburger: -yet
- [18:24:06] pimanrules: every game should have replay leaderboards
- [18:24:21] bananaburger: ^
- [18:24:44] johnnymaq: a lotta japanese indie games i've seen do
- [18:24:52] johnnymaq: like RKSF
- [18:25:18] bananaburger: didnt mario kart wii have replays for their time trials?
- [18:25:23] bananaburger: or maybe im remembering it wrong
- [18:25:42] bananaburger: wait you cant access any sites?
- [18:26:23] bananaburger: oh i was going to say
- [18:26:26] popcorncolonel: hi everyone
- [18:26:37] bananaburger: thats actually not too uncommon and is usually because of dns problems
- [18:27:34] pimanrules: so you dont want https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1rQbicpEeE
- [18:27:46] lucasnator2: youd think after years of play tim would make smaller combos
- [18:27:49] bananaburger: there used to be a big google doc that had links to game osts but im not sure if they still update it
- [18:27:50] tw4tjockey: FUCK YOU INTERNET
- [18:27:59] tw4tjockey: I just spent like 90 minutes looking for a video
- [18:28:05] tw4tjockey: Because I assumed a pirate would come through for me
- [18:28:08] tw4tjockey: ACTION and they did.
- [18:30:57] dthomson15: did you guys see the guy that accidently skipped one of the bosses?
- [18:31:08] pimanrules: we still love you
- [18:31:16] bonfiredes_: (
- [18:31:25] bananaburger: nah ive just been looking for a link to a sonic mania ost download
- [18:31:43] popcorncolonel: jesus christ
- [18:31:50] bananaburger: oh i hate that so much
- [18:31:59] bananaburger: the way the market works now
- [18:32:04] wryght: accounts getting stolen and hacked
- [18:32:06] oldmario: what video
- [18:32:21] sorayarlarwin: Doesn't Steam put a hold on all sales and trades by accounts that don't have the Steam Guard phone app attached?
- [18:32:24] basssic: has anyone come up with the Good Idea of doing a mashup of this menu track and the wendy's coffee training video
- [18:32:39] bananaburger: yeah they make you wait 2 weeks after a password change or something
- [18:32:43] sorayarlarwin: Oh, well that's weird...
- [18:32:44] bananaburger: its really stupid
- [18:32:53] pimanrules: I think it makes you wait the first time you use it
- [18:32:54] pimanrules: IIRC
- [18:33:10] basssic: dang that's pricey
- [18:33:16] ocarinaboy732: I don't understand how Steam is even allowed to have a marketplace with real currency exchange. Just feels like breeding grounds for shady activities.
- [18:33:16] dthomson15: $100 pants. Hot damn
- [18:33:20] wryght: if they rotate out the loot boxes the price will just go up
- [18:33:40] rileyjo7: i thought those crates were going away after the invitational
- [18:33:46] basssic: yeah the steam guard stuff sucks
- [18:33:48] pimanrules: Convert all your PUBG items into Bitcoin
- [18:34:10] basssic: only 500$!
- [18:34:17] rickeon: if the change password cooldown ended you might be able to relist it and avoid the hold
- [18:34:17] bonfiredes_: what a steal o:
- [18:34:18] dthomson15: I cant imagine spending 100 on a in game item let alone $1000
- [18:34:19] popcorncolonel: you own two of these?
- [18:34:29] popcorncolonel: or is rhus the most expensive stuff
- [18:34:44] bananaburger: what are the odds
- [18:34:51] rickeon: the hold timer is actually longer than just changing your password, waiting a few weeks, then listing normally
- [18:34:52] bananaburger: im assuming they're pretty rare
- [18:34:53] wryght: screen is zoomed
- [18:34:56] popcorncolonel: not bad at all
- [18:35:13] popcorncolonel: could be used for some good streams
- [18:35:29] popcorncolonel: just go on a buying raid using the money from that or something for a stream
- [18:35:31] monotonetim: oh boy my internet
- [18:35:43] popcorncolonel: i still hear you lol
- [18:35:43] ocarinaboy732: Bye frames!
- [18:35:45] basssic: stream's still up
- [18:35:46] bonfiredes_: stream is still up tho
- [18:36:03] bananaburger: you either need to talk to whoever manages that again or just go with your own isp
- [18:36:08] popcorncolonel: audio is clear as water
- [18:36:14] wryght: start a gofundme for the video game clothes
- [18:36:14] bananaburger: it might be worth it to not have to deal with this anymore
- [18:36:14] pimanrules: If you had a dollar for every frame you dropped...
- [18:36:41] rileyjo7: they show you in game
- [18:36:43] bonfiredes_: look it up?
- [18:36:58] ocarinaboy732: Use your mobile provider as a back up ISP. You said yourself, you have unlimited data.
- [18:37:01] rileyjo7: if you go into the gamescom crate and then click on the uniform crate
- [18:37:09] basssic: buy it
- [18:37:59] kcjn: i love battle royale
- [18:38:05] kcjn: such a good movie
- [18:38:19] kcjn: omg you gottaaa
- [18:38:27] nbtl: What's that you're drawing Andy?
- [18:38:30] kcjn: it will make the outfit that much better
- [18:38:33] kcjn: cuz the girls are badass
- [18:39:08] djgamer__: maybe someone from here will buy your pants
- [18:39:11] kcjn: The girl from Kill Bill is in Battle Royale
- [18:39:54] taggenjuskor: timMrBones hello tim. hello chat.
- [18:40:43] shredder3434: Tim its only level1
- [18:40:43] kcjn: how much are they selling for
- [18:41:49] kcjn: holy hell
- [18:41:56] rickeon: when does your account lose the need for holds
- [18:41:56] basssic: *slightly* more
- [18:42:02] basssic: sept 1 i think it said
- [18:42:07] kcjn: thats so crazy to me that people pay that much for skins
- [18:42:14] kneefoil: These prices are sorta ridiculous
- [18:42:43] pimanrules: "Member since November 24, 2007"
- [18:43:36] basssic: steam more like scream
- [18:43:59] kcjn: just buy crates LUL
- [18:44:23] kcjn: lmao tru
- [18:44:34] pimanrules: you could spend your money on video games instead of virtual clothes...
- [18:44:46] pimanrules: or anime, steam has anime now
- [18:44:57] commanderpepper: real clothes are better
- [18:44:59] kcjn: we like the dresses you post on twitter
- [18:45:03] pimanrules: you can't spend your virtual money on real clothes, though
- [18:45:07] basssic: sell your virtual clothes for real bux
- [18:45:13] kcjn: just get a battle royale outfit in real life and wear it yourself
- [18:45:14] pimanrules: actually, i wouldn't be surprised if there were clothes on the steam store
- [18:45:30] taggenjuskor: you could spend your money buying the rights for ctrl alt del so you can finally have a loss.jpg emote set without any fear
- [18:45:40] kcjn: its only 95$
- [18:46:58] bonfiredes_: just get someone to carry you in pubg so you get all those sweet points
- [18:47:20] kcjn: have people bid in order to play with you
- [18:47:30] kcjn: then you get money AND better chances
- [18:47:42] vidboi: timMrBones
- [18:48:04] commanderpepper: the poop community is popping
- [18:48:17] shredder3434: it makes up for that extra 20 a month they started charging
- [18:48:32] popcorncolonel: i once got $100 in amazon credit for taking a school survey
- [18:48:56] commanderpepper: fanfic battle ground!
- [18:49:12] kcjn: so many furries
- [18:49:14] kcjn: i can see it now
- [18:49:20] murugo: Collect pieces of your sailor outfit as you go
- [18:49:26] da_komissar: "In the name of the moon, I shall pun-" *gets blown up for being off the play area
- [18:49:26] popcorncolonel: i bet it'll happen when the popularity dies down
- [18:49:36] popcorncolonel: and they start getting desperate
- [18:50:03] kcjn: it will turn into RP
- [18:50:13] kcjn: then there will be a battleground RP server
- [18:50:16] murugo: Once they open up server hosting it will be inevitable
- [18:50:31] commanderpepper: I can't wait for PUBG in Space!
- [18:50:36] popcorncolonel: man when you said second life i thought of Real Lives
- [18:50:44] bonfiredes_: well mods could make it happen
- [18:50:44] basssic: museum of playerunknown's battlegrounds
- [18:50:44] popcorncolonel: and oh boy was i confused
- [18:51:16] djgamer__: when are we gonna get MonotoneTim's Battlegrounds though
- [18:51:21] rickeon: you could do that
- [18:51:22] pimanrules: Influence me, Tim
- [18:51:46] kcjn: monotonetims battleground would feature lots of thomas the tank engine
- [18:52:11] basssic: that's some weak influencing
- [18:52:14] kneefoil: I'd get the new Sonic, but it's still not on PC
- [18:52:17] djgamer__: ^
- [18:52:19] lucasnator2: is every sound just tidus laughing
- [18:52:27] theploxer: brown bricks
- [18:52:32] kcjn: Thomas the tank engine and Tidus laughing
- [18:53:06] kcjn: how does he hold a gun
- [18:53:09] kcjn: in his mouth
- [18:53:12] da_komissar: that's just terrifying, Tim
- [18:53:15] kcjn: are you the conductor?
- [18:54:08] bananaburger: i just wish they wouldnt have delayed the steam version
- [18:54:11] tw4tjockey: Your sextape
- [18:54:12] popcorncolonel: I wonder if RCT could do that
- [18:54:21] murugo: It's good but Sonic Forces will have OC's
- [18:54:49] da_komissar: yeah, Sega needs to let the same team do more
- [18:55:53] allstar3339: sanic mania is only 20 bucks though too, it's not AAA priced
- [18:56:06] bl0cks: tim whats your sonic oc
- [18:56:11] basssic: dash
- [18:56:13] basssic: the hedgehog
- [18:56:45] shimmerfairy: Dr. Automatik
- [18:57:05] rozumbra: dr tectonic
- [18:57:07] raddad_420: robutlick
- [18:57:10] raynor_ex: you can see how it's much easier to make a the hedgehog
- [18:57:23] popcorncolonel: egg boy
- [18:57:50] bl0cks: to be fair, sonic oc could also be a broad category that just means "original character in the sonic universe"
- [18:58:07] murugo: Dr. Egguy
- [18:58:07] rickeon: is he a doctor, or is his name doctor?
- [18:58:11] simpleton216: Cold Steel lives.
- [18:58:17] basssic: he took his wife's name when he married
- [18:58:27] shimmerfairy: Spidermin, Supermin, ...
- [18:58:55] da_komissar: screw it. head canon is now Ivan Egman
- [18:59:01] da_komissar: *Ivoo
- [18:59:04] willster132: sup timmay
- [18:59:04] da_komissar: **Ivo
- [18:59:15] popcorncolonel: Dr Robotnik was the only third grader in his class with a PhD
- [18:59:59] bl0cks: I bet he had a lot of burnout
- [19:00:17] tw4tjockey: Weren't you that kid Tim?
- [19:00:17] willster132: this lore is too deep for me
- [19:00:18] shimmerfairy: He was a NEUROBIOLOGY GRAD, just like YOU! (ooh spooky)
- [19:00:27] koolman9921: maybe he dropped out and become a back alley doctor
- [19:00:35] kcjn: his name is Ivo
- [19:00:55] curlybeard7: there's no way he's a medical doctor
- [19:01:06] kcjn: Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
- [19:01:06] bl0cks: oh, of course not
- [19:01:08] curlybeard7: I always thought it was an engineering phd
- [19:01:22] raynor_ex: i'm pretty sure he's a doctor in robotic engineering
- [19:01:23] shimmerfairy: @Curlybeard7 that'd make sense
- [19:01:28] oldmario: 🤔
- [19:01:32] kcjn: maybe its his rap name
- [19:01:33] kcjn: like dr dre
- [19:01:52] curlybeard7: I'm naming my kid first name doctor now
- [19:01:58] bl0cks: maybe he just really likes Dr. Pepper and it stuck as a nickname
- [19:02:07] anonymousv8: billionaire doctor dre
- [19:02:33] raddad_420: or kevin
- [19:02:34] curlybeard7: first name doctor, middle name awesome
- [19:02:41] willster132: My aunt wanted to name my cousin "Minty"
- [19:02:47] popcorncolonel: in california in the 90s there were 4 people named President
- [19:02:48] kcjn: you got me reading his wikia page
- [19:02:53] kcjn: its so indepth
- [19:02:55] dart133: Name your child Sir
- [19:02:59] bananaburger: dovahkiin should be on that list
- [19:03:04] willster132: Even if its a female
- [19:03:08] da_komissar: plot twist; doctorate from Trump University, gets unaccredited, builds robot army out of rage and depression
- [19:03:25] bananaburger: also optimus prime and pinkie pie
- [19:03:42] curlybeard7: no joke the baby is due in 28 days guys
- [19:03:44] basssic: answer it
- [19:03:55] basssic: 908 is nj
- [19:04:08] willster132: Its your parents
- [19:04:18] basssic: 908-911-9111
- [19:04:19] bl0cks: then you just stop playing, like that one VN
- [19:04:27] willster132: They just want to hear their sons voice again
- [19:04:35] anonymousv8: wow dark
- [19:04:42] kcjn: just watch the stream mom and dad!
- [19:04:44] bananaburger: will we ever know?
- [19:04:46] willster132: backstage dad is still in limbo
- [19:04:52] shimmerfairy: @Willster132 tell them to tune into twitch.tv/stereotonetim Kapppa
- [19:04:57] smarioman: https://www.allareacodes.com/maps/new-jersey-area-code-map.png
- [19:06:21] kcjn: remember when we didnt use area codes
- [19:06:43] djgamer__: Kermit?
- [19:06:55] kcjn: that happened to me sooo many times
- [19:07:20] anonymousv8: that sounds like our tim
- [19:07:20] kcjn: accidental prank call
- [19:07:21] tw4tjockey: That doesn't sound creepy at all
- [19:07:24] bananaburger: i'd probably still do taht
- [19:07:26] willster132: "Thats our son he is a bit special"
- [19:07:31] kcjn: prank calling was such a thrill
- [19:07:34] noisecrush: did you get grounded grounded grounded?
- [19:08:11] kcjn: have fun!
- [19:08:15] bananaburger: good luck
- [19:08:35] bryantzuki: ew
- [19:08:41] bryantzuki: why would anyone watch that
- [19:09:26] noisecrush: hey me too
- [19:09:36] bryantzuki: http://www.strawpoll.me/13729877
- [19:09:47] bryantzuki: cc Diggleshut
- [19:09:52] exiledcat: don't say you never got your food....
- [19:09:52] kcjn: lmao omg so excessive
- [19:10:03] kcjn: that sucks'
- [19:10:07] willster132: Amazing
- [19:10:16] it_is_fanatic: "Fuck the police."
- [19:10:20] shimmerfairy: "chug the police" ?
- [19:10:23] murugo: Do the police just actively patrol your street
- [19:10:24] popcorncolonel: Chug the police
- [19:10:26] kcjn: LOL
- [19:10:33] kcjn: never ordering ever again
- [19:10:44] popcorncolonel: adultnapped
- [19:10:45] lucasnator2: did you pay the guy. Id probably tell him to fuck off
- [19:10:53] theploxer: complain to the manager
- [19:11:08] basssic: was it a good pizza tho
- [19:11:13] willster132: That sounds hilarious
- [19:11:15] kcjn: i was scared to cook in my kitchen for 2 weeks cuz i saw a centipede
- [19:11:15] pimanrules: What if someone kidnapped an internet celebrity with the intention of having their followers pay the ransom?
- [19:11:33] basssic: was it WORTH the mental expense
- [19:11:34] theploxer: pizza police xD
- [19:12:05] kcjn: see ya tim
- [19:12:27] willster132: o/
- [19:12:30] popcorncolonel: cya dude
- [19:12:32] waterly_water: see ya
- [19:12:37] murugo: Happy labbing
- [19:12:46] dart133: Bye then Tim, good luck with lab
- [19:12:47] willster132: wait tim has a periscope
- [19:12:49] willster132: Where do I watch
- [19:13:02] popcorncolonel: check gis Twitter
- [19:13:09] popcorncolonel: he tweets about it
- [19:13:14] pimanrules: yeah, periscopes push to twitter
- [19:13:16] basssic: it's an EPIC WIN
- [19:13:17] willster132: ok that works 👌
- [19:13:21] bl0cks: hmm
- [19:13:22] bananaburger: heh
- [19:13:27] popcorncolonel: lol wow
- [19:13:28] willster132: I dont use twitter
- [19:13:37] tw4tjockey: MiaKhalifatonetim
- [19:13:52] popcorncolonel: #128
- [19:14:08] bananaburger: hahahaha
- [19:14:08] willster132: Thats a great clip
- [19:14:12] murugo: He owns your content now
- [19:14:33] shimmerfairy: PogChump
- [19:14:33] bananaburger: woo!
- [19:14:41] basssic: Ha ha ha
- [19:14:42] bananaburger: hello darkness my old friend
- [19:14:45] basssic: what a FAIL
- [19:14:57] taggenjuskor: ah shit i missed the tim clip
- [19:15:10] shimmerfairy: @StereotoneTim what game were you playing in that clip?
- [19:15:10] willster132: its apparently the top one on his channel
- [19:15:13] bananaburger: clickbait thumbnails make me angry
- [19:15:16] popcorncolonel: its always breasts
- [19:15:21] willster132: amazong girl survival or something
- [19:15:23] bonfiredes_: clickbait the channel
- [19:15:24] basssic: ->
- [19:15:30] abortion_shark: could be my butt
- [19:15:36] tw4tjockey: Welcome to the future
- [19:15:41] tw4tjockey: Make money by stealing content
- [19:15:50] basssic: submit a copyright claim
- [19:15:54] dart133: So much clickbait
- [19:15:57] willster132: OH BOY
- [19:15:59] willster132: WE MADE IT
- [19:16:08] bryantzuki: OLDMARIO you're gonna be a star baby.
- [19:16:20] oldmario: CoolCat
- [19:16:26] abortion_shark: A legendary crwinge
- [19:16:58] seibbi: Why is Tim looking at cringe vids
- [19:17:00] willster132: Part 2 not in caps
- [19:17:06] willster132: He was featured in one
- [19:17:10] bananaburger: thats why i dont understand why people watch boob streamers
- [19:17:19] bananaburger: just go on chaturbate or something man
- [19:17:33] willster132: You made the big times
- [19:17:37] lucasnator2: you failed the most
- [19:17:41] bl0cks: you hit the big times
- [19:17:49] taggenjuskor: have we hit the youtube comment section yet
- [19:18:03] seibbi: Woah, you're making it in the world now
- [19:18:24] nottherealnoblesix: MonotoneTim? Never heard of him
- [19:18:25] shimmerfairy: LAME-O IDEA STEALER
- [19:18:25] willster132: tim wore it better
- [19:18:27] diggleshut: I voted for myself
- [19:18:28] seibbi: Tim wore it better
- [19:18:30] seibbi: Oh
- [19:18:30] diggleshut: tbh
- [19:18:37] dylaanthevillain: kill me
- [19:18:38] bananaburger: timOh
- [19:18:41] bonfiredes_: oh
- [19:18:43] basssic: great
- [19:18:45] taggenjuskor: timOh
- [19:18:46] lucasnator2: ban that man
- [19:18:51] popcorncolonel: stop yelling
- [19:18:53] pimanrules: there are better tim fails https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/search?q=monotonetim&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all
- [19:18:54] vidboi: timMinus timMinus
- [19:18:55] dart133: It is at least a reaction
- [19:18:57] anonymousv8: lucky i can only see half a screen
- [19:18:59] seibbi: I want death right now
- [19:19:00] wolfsheba: how do I delete this from my brain
- [19:19:00] lucasnator2: no one like LOL players
- [19:19:00] kibblefat: they should show this on discovery channel
- [19:19:07] rickeon: why don't you ever sing for donations
- [19:19:11] willster132: the camera change effects was good
- [19:19:13] rifi8: come into the channel, timOh
- [19:19:18] willster132: But it was like icing on a turd
- [19:19:18] bleachex: Sadness
- [19:19:21] willster132: Its still a turd
- [19:19:34] oldmario: oh
- [19:19:35] allstar3339: https://twitter.com/MonotoneTim/status/835297271549939712 in case you needed to see the best samus costume evar curvyGasm
- [19:19:40] oldmario: diggle did it whisper you
- [19:19:54] seibbi: Ahhagah
- [19:20:08] bananaburger: frames no
- [19:20:19] willster132: where did the frames go
- [19:20:24] diggleshut: oh
- [19:20:26] diggleshut: yeah I see
- [19:20:29] diggleshut: ok I'll look that up
- [19:20:31] allstar3339: tim ate them
- [19:20:32] diggleshut: that video game website
- [19:20:32] rifi8: timNotfound
- [19:20:33] allstar3339: he was hungry
- [19:20:33] diggleshut: you linked me to
- [19:20:34] exiledcat: they went to work
- [19:20:36] diggleshut: in whisper
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