[Please, being an ordinary girl is fine] Mitsumine Yuika

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lktuuGMDtEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7pIzI3Tu28
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【お願い、ただの少女がいい】三峯結華
[Please, being just an ordinary girl is fine] Mitsumine Yuika
+ ねぇ、あなただけが知っていて (Please, let this just be known to you)
+ The Q of ♡ はなぜここに？ (Why is the Queen of Hearts here?)

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ねぇ、あなただけが知っていて
Please, let this just be known to you

――結華、これなーんだ？
Guess what this is, Yuika.

結華
Yuika
！？
そ、それは――！
T-That's---

結華
Yuika
三峯が追っかけてる地下アイドルの、
限定ライブのチケット－－！？
The ticket for the exclusive live for underground idols that Mitsumine's been following!

結華
Yuika
あっ・・・・・・
Ah.

誰かに聞かれる心配はないから、安心していい
今事務所に人がいないことは確認済だ
There's no need to worry about someone else hearing you, so just relax.
I've already checked that there's no else in the office right now.

結華
Yuika
さ、さすがプロデューサー・・・・・・
T-That's just like you.

結華
Yuika
――じゃあテンション仕上りげて仕切り直すけど！
なんで、Ｐたんが、それを持っているのですかっ！？
In that case, I'll get back to being hyped!
So, P-tan, why do you have that?

ははは
まぁ、業界のコネというやつだな
Hahaha
Well, you can thank those "inside connections".

他のアイドルの活動を見るのは勉強になると思うし――
・・・・・・チケットを取り逃がした誰かさんも喜ぶだろうし
It would help a lot watching other idols perform.
Not to mention, it would make a certain someone who lost the chance to get this ticket happy.

一石二鳥だと思ったんだが、
次の日曜、予定は空いてるか？
I figured I'll be hitting two birds in one stone.
So, are you free next Sunday?

結華
Yuika
～～～～っ！！
!

結華
Yuika
そんなの空けるに決まってるじゃん！
ありがとプロデューサー、愛してるっ！
Of course, I'm going to make sure that it's open!
Thank you, Producer! I love you!

結華
Yuika
大事なこと言い忘れていました
――聞いてください
I forgot to tell you something important.
Please listen.

お、おう・・・・・・
どうした・・・・・・？
O-Okay.
What is it?

結華
Yuika
今だけ・・・・・・Ｐたんと三峯は――
Just for this moment... P-tan and Mitsumine...

結華
Yuika
プロデューサーとアイドルという関係を
やめるべきだと思うのです
I think we should stop our relationship between a producer and an idol.

結華
Yuika
・・・・・・おっけー？
Okay?

――・・・・・・いや！？
『おっけー』なはずないだろう！
No!
There's no way I'll just go "Okay!" with this!

結華
Yuika
違うのＰたん違うの、聞いて？
No, P-tan, you got it wrong. Listen.

結華
Yuika
三峯はね、『アイドルの三峯結華がここに来てること』を
知られたくないの
You see, I don't want the new of "Mitsumine Yuika the idol came here" to spread.

結華
Yuika
アイドルの三峯結華じゃなくて、
ただの三峯結華としてライブに行きたいの
I don't want to go to this live as an idol, but rather just an ordinary person.

結華
Yuika
・・・・・・Ｐたんの力でチケットもらっておきながら、
こんなこと言うのはフェアじゃないと思うんだけどさ・・・・・・？
You've already gotten the tickets for this, P-tan,
so I do think that I'm being too unfair with asking you this.

結華
Yuika
・・・・・・ファン心理といか、
三峯の勝手なこだわりとうか・・・・・・
Not that this is a mentality of a fan nor just Mitsumine's quirk...

結華
Yuika
・・・・・・その・・・・・・
How should I say this...

・・・・・・
......

・・・・・・結華としては、俺にどう振る舞ってほしいんだ？
So, how do you want me to act?

結華
Yuika
――！
付き合ってくれるの！？
You're going along with it?

・・・・・・もともと、お忍びなのは間違いないしな
Well, we do have to be doing this in secret, after all.

アイドルの三峯結華がここにいるって知られたら、
俺だって困る
I'll also be in trouble if people know that Mitsumine Yuika the idol was here.

手伝える範囲は手伝うよ
I'll help as much as I can.

結華
Yuika
Ｐたん――・・・・・・！
P-tan!

結華
Yuika
――じゃあ設定ね！
私たちはちょっと年の離れた『同志』です！
Okay, here's the setup!
The two of us are "kindred souls" whose ages aren't that far off!

結華
Yuika
今日は贔屓の地下アイドルの限定ライブとあって、
すごくすごくテンションを上が手ここまで来ています！
With our favorite underground idol having an exclusive here today,
we're very, very hyped up about it as we come here!

結華
Yuika
端っこで見なきゃっと自重する気持ちはありますが、
いざ始まったら正面最前の行っちゃいそうな勢いです。
Although we feel like we should just watch from the sidelines, there's this energy within us that compels us to go to the front once the live starts.

・・・・・・それはいいけど、
怪我だけはしないようにな結――
I don't mind but, be sure not to get hurt, Yui---

・・・・・・
......

結華
Yuika
？どしたの？
What's wrong?

ああいや、名前
呼ばない方がいいかと思って・・・・・・
Nothing, it's just that I realized that I shouldn't call you by your name.

結華
Yuika
あ～
Oh

結華
Yuika
――ふふ、それは大丈夫だよ
Fufu  That's alright.

結華
Yuika
三峯、普段が三峯呼出びだから、
咄嗟に下の名前で連想できる人好かないと思うんだよね
"Mitsumine" just a normal way to be referred as,
so there won't be a lot of people who'd make the connection to what my first name, right?

・・・・・・そういうもんか？
Is that so?

結華
Yuika
うん、それに――
Yeah. Besides,

結華
Yuika
私としては、名前で呼んでほしいもんねー―
I do want to call me by my name.

結華
Yuika
――さん
-san

！
!


結華
Yuika
どう？
名前呼び、たまにはいいと思わない？
How was it?
It's nice to get called by your name from time to time, isn't it?

・・・・・・いや、なんといか・・・・・・
How should I say this...

慣れなくてびっくりするから、
俺のは違う呼び方を考えてほしい・・・・・・かな
I'm just not used to it so I was caught off guard.
I want you to think of something else to call me, I guess.

結華
Yuika
あははっ、了解でーす
Ahaha. Okay.

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The Q of ♡ はなぜここに？
Why is the Queen of Hearts here?


結華
Yuika
――女王陛下の、おなーりー
Her majesty, The Queen has now arrived.

自分で言うのか
Like you're the one who should be saying that.

結華
Yuika
・・・・・・あららん？Ｐたぁん
陛下に向かってその口のきき方はないんじゃない？
Hmm? P-tan, should that really be the way you talk to the majesty herself?

結華
Yuika
ハートの女王、なんていつも違うイメージの役でも、
ソツなくこなせちゃう陛下なんだけどなー？
While the Queen of Hearts has a different portrayal than usual, she's still a majesty that deserves respect, right?

結華
Yuika
難しい撮影でも巻きで進めちゃう、
デキる陛下なんだけどなー？
A capable majesty that keep on going even with such a difficult shoot, right?

結華にハートの女王はハマり役だと思ってるんだけど――
っていうのは一旦おいといて
I just thought that you'll have an easier time playing the role of the Queen of Hearts but let's set that aside.

――・・・・・・これは失礼いたしました、女王陛下
わたくしの無礼をどうぞお許しください
That was rude of me, your majesty.
My insolence is inexcusable and I beg your forgiveness.

陛下を敬う気持ちに偽りのないのです
信じていただけないでしょうか？
My reverence to for you, my Majesty, is sincere and true.
Would you not place your faith in this humble follower of yours?

・・・・・・どうだろう
これで機嫌を直してもらえないか
How was it?
Does that help to put you in a much better mood?

結華
Yuika
あははっ、よろしい！
柔軟な対応に免じて、今回の特別に許す！
Ahaha  Good!
Out of respect for such a generous response, I will make an exemption and forgive you this one time!

結華
Yuika
た・だ・し――
However,

結華
Yuika
女王はひとりでは休憩時間を持て余してしまいます
簡単に言うと退屈してしまいそうです
The Queen has no idea on what to do during the recess by herself.
To put it simply, I seem to be getting bored.

結華
Yuika
女王を退屈させるなんて――
罪なことだとは思いません？
To make the Queen feel bored, don't you think that that should be thought of as a crime?

・・・・・・
......

・・・・・・陛下は何をお望みですか？
What is your wish, your majesty?

結華
Yuika
ええ、ええ！
察しのいい者は嫌いじゃありませんよ！
Nice, very nice indeed!
I do like those who are quite considerate!

結華
Yuika
しかし、全ての答えをこちらに求めようなどとは怠慢です
あなたは女王の手を煩わせるつもりですか？
However, it would be quite negligent of you if you demand all the answers.
You wouldn't want to bother the Queen, would you now?

結華
Yuika
私が喜ぶ答えを、
あなたが考えて見つけてくれなくては
You must think of what would make me happy and go find it.

・・・・・・なるほど？
...I see?

結華
Yuika
――さぁ、大いに悩みなさい！
首を刎ねられたくなければね
Come, give it much thought!
That is, if you don't want your head off.

えーっと・・・・・・
――では陛下、ティータイムなどはいかげでしょう
Umm...
Well, your majesty, may I interest you to have some tea?

こういった場所です、休憩用に
よい茶葉や洋菓子が用意されていると聞きました
I have heard that this place has a good assortment of teas and western confectionery that are perfect for your relaxation.

結華
Yuika
そうねぇ・・・・・・
Yes...

結華
Yuika
美味しいというのなら
もちろん味わってみたいものですが――
If you insist that they are good, then I would like to have a taste of it. However,

結華
Yuika
それだけじゃ足りないわ
及第点とは言えません
That isn't enough.
It wouldn't even be close for a passing mark.

結華
Yuika
――第一、お茶とお菓子が美味しくたって、
あなたの努力の結果とはいえないでしょう？
Besides, the tea and the sweets being good isn't the result of your own effort, is it now?

・・・・・・これは手厳しい
How stern of you.

・・・・・・であれば、わたくしとっておきの
一発ギャッグ集を――
In that case, allow me to share a joke.

結華
Yuika
却下
この場を凍らせるつもりですか
No.
Are you trying to freeze the whole place up?
< Because the joke is awful/"cold" >

え・・・・・・
Huh?

結華
Yuika
そんなことより、他の案はないのですか？
もうギブアップ？
In any case, do you have any other ideas?
Or are you giving up?

・・・・・・
......

申し訳ございません
陛下のご期待に添うには、まだまだ勉強不足のようです
My humblest apologies, your majesty.
It appears that I haven't learned enough to live up to your expectations.

これ以上情けない姿を見せてしまう前に、
正解を教えていただけませんか？
In order to save me from further embarrassing myself, would you be so kind to tell me the right answer?

結華
Yuika
あらあら・・・・・・
Oh my.

結華
Yuika
さっき察しがいいと褒めたばかりなのに・・・・・・
困った人！
And to think I have praised you for being considerate just now.
What a useless person!

結華
Yuika
――こうしてる間こそ楽しいってことが
わからないなんて
To think that you haven't realize that it's because we're doing this that I'm enjoying myself.

結華
Yuika
あなたもまだまだね？
You still have a long way to go, don't you?

～～～～結華っ・・・・・・！
Yuika!

結華
Yuika
あははっ
とってもいい暇つぶしになったよプロデューサー！
Ahaha
That was a nice way to kill some time, Producer!

結華
Yuika
やっぱりプロデューサーと一緒だと、
退屈なんて感じてられないね！
I really can't feel bored if I'm with you!

はは、あーもう・・・・・・
だから結華は女王様なんだよな・・・・・・
Haha  Oh, sheesh.
This is exactly why you're the Queen.

結華
Yuika
んー？
わがまま放題の大変な女子だって言いたいのかなー？
Hmm?
Are you trying to say that I'm a selfish woman who's quite a handful?

そうじゃなくて
この人を喜ばせたいって思わせる魅力があるってこと
No.
That you have this charm that makes someone want to make you happy.

結華
Yuika
・・・・・・ふぅん？
Hmm...

・・・・・・なんだ・・・・・・？
俺は本気で言ってるんだからな・・・・・・？
What?
I'm being serious here.

結華
Yuika
へーえ・・・・・・
Heh.

結華
Yuika
――じゃあ、とりあえずは
Well, for the mean time,

結華
Yuika
『咄嗟の言い訳としては上出来♡』
ってことにしといてあげるね、プロデューサー？
How about I leave it as "Nicely done for an adlib excuse", Producer?