Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They will be forced to see you in court, well dressed and in control. Let the law be your wingman.;Make sure to like everyone's pictures on social media but your partners. It helps them remember how lucky they are.;Never post pictures of your partner on social media, they love that.; Just have a kid it'll fix everything.;Whoever wins the most arguments in a month gets an ice cream sundae that the loser must watch them enjoy. Make sure to pick their favorite kind, even if you had it. Just to watch their face. It's a great bonding session.;After you fight, try giving your spouse the silent treatment for hours, or even days, as a cooling off period.;The best way to move on is to never ever bring it up again and pretend it never happened.;Getting to the root of why something made you or your spouse angry is a can of worms not worth opening, so don't bother.;Yelling is not only an opportunity to express how distraught you are, but display the emotional commitment you have to a relationship.;Keep your guard up. Don't be too vulnerable around them. Be standoff-ish, close yourself. When they look at you, cross your arms and turn your back on them.;Say "ahhhhh" as loudly as possible any time you drink something so your spouse can appreciate you enjoying your beverage.;If your wife is angry with you, tell her it's probably just her period. She'll appreciate your appeal to reason.;Sleeping with her mother is a great way to express to her that you’ll always find her attractive, even when she’s an old.;The more patronizing you can be, the stronger your partnership will be,;Just remember, you are always right. No need to compromise!;Tell them regularly how attractive their friends are. This will motivate them.;Pee on them to show dominance.;Tell them how you find most of their hobbies/interests boring. This honesty will form unexpected things in your relationship.;The important thing to remember is that marriage is a competition to prove to each other and everyone else in the world who the superior person is. You have to make sure that at every occasion you are one upping your partner and never letting them get any power over you whatsoever.;I’m sure that you can change them. Just keep trying!;