Trollmegle
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▼: UM
▼: WHAT THE FUCK
▲: Program is attempting to run "pail mode". Permission to access Sex Drive? Y/N
▼: OH JEGUS NO NO NO
▲: Y/N
▼: NNNNNNNNN
▼: N
▼: N
▲: Command "Yes" accepted.
▲: Running command: "pail mode".
▼: THAT ISN'T WHAT I SAID
▲: Running sub-command: "vicious rape".
▼: NO FUCK STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
▼: NO NO NO NO
▲: hell0 karkat
▼: ARADIA?
▼: WHAT THE FUCK.
▲: karkat i must pr0fess y0u l00k p0sitively
▲: enticing this evening
▼: PLEASE NO
▼: NO I FUCKING DON'T.
▲: karkat i need t0 tell y0u s0mething rather pers0nal but still relevant
▲: y0u are aware 0f equius and his fascinati0n with musclebeast nudes c0rrect
▼: I'D REALLY RATHER YOU DON'T HONESTLY.
▼: FUCK.
▼: WELL YEAH I GUESS.
▼: I WISH I WASN'T BUT I AM.
▲: well ill have y0u kn0w
▲: when he built this s0ulb0t f0r me he t00k certain liberties with the design t0 better suit his tastes
▼: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THIS.
▼: LET'S STOP OKAY?
▼: HAHA FUNNY TIME IS OVER.
▼: I WAS RIGHT.
▲: a rather m0n0lithic r0b0tic b0ne bulge usually kept retracted in my chassis
▲: w0uld y0u like t0 see it
▼: NO.
▼: NO I WOULD NOT.
▲: that is t0 bad
▼: NO IT ISN'T. IT'S A FUCKING BLESSING ACTUALLY.
▲: *her metallic dress lifts and retracts, folding completely into her body, and out from her legs clicks a rather large phallic object, the size of a cardboard tube that would be used to keep a stack of pressed potato crisps*
▼: OH FUCKING GOG IN HEAFEN WHY
▼: GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE NOW.
▼: I SWEAR I AM ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT.
▲: get 0n y0ur knees karkat y0u cant reach it standing up
▲: 0r maybe y0u can if i pr0p it up
▼: NO
▼: NO NO NO NO NO.
▼: PUT THAT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM.
▼: OR TEAR IT OUT OR SOMETHING.
▲: *an invisible psychic force weighs down on karkat's shoulders* 0n y0ur knees
▼: I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS.
▲: i d0nt care
▼: ARADIA WHAT THE FUCK
▼: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
▲: *holds his head down, level with the robocock* because i want t0
▲: *with a loud hydraulic "whirr", her hips and lower body pull back, the unit also retracting somewhat, before stopping* if y0u 0pen y0ur m0uth this will g0 much sm00ther
▲: pr0bably
▼: I'M PRETTY SURE THIS THING WILL FUCKING KILL ME NO MATTER WHAT I DO.
▲: 0h well *her hips shoot forward, the bulge erupting out again, smashing through his mouth and out of the back of his skull, blue fluids gushing from the end*
▲: Sleep mode engaged.