Keep an Eye Out (2018)

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Chief?

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- I'm going out for dinner.
- What?

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I'm going out for dinner.
Interested?

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Yes, that's interesting.

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Okay...

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COMMISSIONER BURON

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No, I can't this Saturday.
I have to visit my parents.

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Did you know that they're deaf?
No, both of them. Completely deaf.

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With a notebook. If I have something
to say to them, I'll write a note.

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It's a nightmare. It's a no for Saturday.
Sunday is perfect.

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Ah crap, you can't...
Monday, I'm busy too.

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Tuesday! Tuesday seems good...
Wait a minute, I have another call.

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Yes, what is it? I'm busy. No, no,
no, I'm in the middle of an interrogation.

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I don't know. Ask Champolin.
I don't know, sorry.

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I can't help. Figure it out yourself.
I can't help, sorry.

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Sorry Michel. I was
wrong about Tuesday...

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Excuse me...?

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I have a dentist appointment.
Wait, sorry... What do you want?

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I don't mean to interrupt but I'm
really hungry. I feel dizzy.

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Do you know when we'll
finish the interrogation?

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So I can go to a
restaurant later?

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What about Wednesday?

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Oh, come on. Can you cancel it?

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Thursday? Let me take a look.
Thursday seems really tight for me.

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It will be very difficult to...
- What now? Is it good?

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Sure, but I was thinking more than a snack.
Like a real dinner. More substantial.

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Thursday, I can't. It's too tight.
And next week, it's gonna be the same.

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The whole next week, I'm busy.
Sunday was perfect for me.

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- Let's forget it.
- Ask about Friday.

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- What?
- I said you should ask about Friday.

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And Friday? Perfect! Great, great.
Let's do that.

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Why didn't we think of that before? Ok,
Friday at 3:00 p.m. Say Hi to Nadine. Bye.

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You were listening.

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No, it's just because I'm here.
I can hear it...

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- But I didn't know what it was about.
- No. So, where were we?

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It's too late to go
for dinner, right?

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Oh yes, tonight is going
to be a long night.

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Yeah, I'm tired of this shit too, Fugain.
I don't do this for pleasure, okay?

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Blah, blah, blah... I quote:

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"And it was at this moment that
I saw the body of Mister Chevalet."

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"Then, I searched his pockets and found
his I.D. Then I called the police."

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"After that, I went back to my apartment."

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Yes, that's what happened.
I have nothing to add.

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Yeah, but something bothers me.
It's the chronology of the events:

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First, you search for his wallet.
Then you call the police.

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It's not logical. Give
me more details.

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Logic... I don't know. It seems obvious.

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I was in shock after seeing a
dead body for the first time ever.

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So I acted in the wrong order.

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I should have called the cops first.
And searched for his I.D. later, but I...

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Yeah, yeah. Okay.
"I was probably in shock..."

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"...of seeing a dead body..."

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"...comma,
So I acted in an irrational way."

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Yes, that's it.

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But how could you know
that Chevalet was dead

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if you've never seen
a dead body before?

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Well, I see lots of living people.
So I was able to make a comparison.

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No, be serious please. So
we can finish early, okay?

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How did you know
that he was dead?

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There was blood all around him. Like in
a police novel, when someone is killed.

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It was the same here. So I
didn't think he was sleeping.

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He looked like a
dead body to me.

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- So you have seen a dead body before, hm?
- Only in books. Never in real life.

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"The body..."

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"...was surrounded by blood..."

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"But in reality,
I've never even seen a real dead body..."

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"...in my entire life,"

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"except in books."

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This summary is kind of
lame, when you write it like that.

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No, I don't think so.

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So... about your neighbor's testimony.

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- Oh no... Again?!
- Yes, again. It's an investigation.

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Shit... Excuse me, I have
an important meeting

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with my family, I
nearly forgot about it.

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Philippe!

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Philippe?

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Philippe!

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Philippe?

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Philippe!

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Can we can move the
interrogation to tomorrow?

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Philippe?

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Sir?

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I already told you to stop
listening to your headphones.

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You can't hear others.
Come here!

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I can't right now. I'm really focused
on something else, that's why.

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Okay, but come here.

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Well, I have to finish
this letter first.

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I've been working on it
for an hour, that's why.

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And I hate working on
this kind of thing.

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So I really need to focus
on finishing it, and I'm not

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very used to concentrating
like this, so that's why.

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Just from talking to you, I'm
not concentrating as much anymore.

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I understand, but come here.

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I'll be throwing away one hour of work
if I come over there, chief.

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More than that, it's a really important document.
Champonin told me

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to do it. That's why I
want to finish it first.

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I would've already got up to see you.
But I can't

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come over until I
finish this, that's why.

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Okay. What is this letter that demands
all your concentration about?

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- It's confidential sir, that's why.
- Can I see it? I'm curious.

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Okay, no problem.

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Champonin told me to do it
and to not talk about

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it. That's why it's
confidential, that's why.

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Can you stop with your: "that's why"
every few seconds? It's irritating me.

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Sorry, it's because of my wife.
She always says that.

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Excuse me, but what
happened to your eye?

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I'm born like
this, that's why.

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- Does it hurt?
- That's a stupid question.

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Are you kidding me? You're writing a
cover letter to join the Police.

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Well, Champonin told me to do it
and to keep my mouth shut, that's why.

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It was an order. I can't say no
to an order from someone above me.

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I thought it was weird too. Why would I
write this if I'm already a policeman?

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But I didn't ask,
because it was an order.

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Of course...

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If I told you to shoot
yourself in the head.

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Would you do it because
I am your superior?

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Depends on the context... If for example
I have a deadly contagious disease...

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- Then I think I would...
- Okay.

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Got it. Can you keep an eye on him
for 20 minutes?

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- Me?
- Yes, can you do it? You, for 20 minutes.

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So we're not going to move it to tomorrow?

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No, we're not going to move it.
We will continue tonight, okay?

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What do I have to do exactly, sir?
What do you mean by "keep an eye"?

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Just watch him, to make sure
doesn't try to escape.

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I just look at him?
Okay, that's easy.

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- Look at me. Can I trust you?
- Yes, understood.

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I watch him and
I do nothing else, just stay focused.

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This is a rational order.
And you have to do it.

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It has nothing to do
with this shitty letter.

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Ok, got it. I can see clearly now. I can tell
the difference between this and an irrational order.

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Well, I'm innocent. So I
won't try to escape.

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We will continue when I come back!

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- Hey son!
- Hey dad.

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- You're ready for dinner?
- No, I already ate with a friend.

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- I brought you a hot dog.
- Oh, that's nice of you.

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So, what's up?

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Well, I wanted to kill
myself a week ago. But

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I was too scared to
do it, so I gave up.

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I wanted to jump out of a window
but I watched a TV show instead.

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Now I hate suicide and I want to
stay alive. What about you daddy?

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- What about you daddy?
- Nothing much, just the routine.

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Cool.

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How long have you been
working with the police?

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Are you trying to create a friendship
with me, so you can escape?

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No, I'm just
asking a question.

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I know I look dumb with my
eye, but don't mess with me...

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No, I don't think you're an idiot at all.
On the contrary.

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I don't judge people based
on their handicap.

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No, I-I just mean people that don't
seem intelligent

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are sometimes the most intelligent ones.

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Yeah, I agree. Good analysis.
What was your question?

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Nothing, I was just asking how long
you've been here. Just making conversation.

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I've been here 6 months. I
should have been refused

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because I fucked up the
entrance exam.

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But a guy changed my
results at the last

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minute to help me enter.
So I was accepted.

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You're lucky! Good for you.
Who changed your results?

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- My dad, that's why.
- Your dad, right.

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You know, it's funny, you
always say "that's why".

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I didn't say it.

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- Yeah, just now, two times.
- No, I know that I didn't say it.

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You think I didn't notice your plans?
- Excuse me?

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You're trying to make
idle conversation. But

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you're looking at this protractor.
Am I right?

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I didn't even see there
was a protactor here. Why

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would I look at this?
It's for mathematics.

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Yes, you can make diagrams with it.
Of course.

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You can also make some 80° angles
if you want, that's why.

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But you can also use it for
another purpose. For example...

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- Am I wrong?
- I don't get it...

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Sorry, but I don't understand.

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Well, it would be really useful.
Think about it for a second.

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If you kill me, then nobody can keep an
eye on you. Then you can leave, that's why.

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You're crazy. I don't want to kill you.
I am innocent!

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How can you imagine all
this with just a protractor?

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You know, you have to
think about all

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possible situations when you're a cop.
That's why.

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Like a scanner.
Always calculating the environment.

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Bam! A sharp protractor. I immediately
think about different possible scenarios.

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Same for, I don't know...
Hot coffee.

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...I think "watch out Philippe!
This guy could put hot coffee in your eye!"

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This big folder...

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Okay, I understand the scanner idea.
But your ideas don't make sense.

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I'm innocent. I won't try to escape, okay?
I will not try to kill you.

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You're too scared you'll leave
fingerprints on the protractor, right?

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I know a technique that can erase your
fingerprints. Do you want me to explain?

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- No!
- Let me explain.

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This guy told me this story in jail.
It's really simple.

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You just have to use a lighter and warm up
your fingers for a few minutes.

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Like burning your skin, but
without putting yourself on fire.

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I don't want to know about it.
And it's horrible!

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It doesn't hurt. I tried it and I felt
nothing. The skin just gets softer.

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It erases the little lines
you have here. That's

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how you get rid of the finger
prints, that's why.

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Okay. Let me repeat myself again:
I don't commit crimes.

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- I don't need to know this technique.
- Hey, relax. Relax.

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I'm not accusing you for anything.
I was just chatting, that's why.

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You want to see
my police badge?

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Yes, totally. Let's
change the subject, please.

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I am really proud of it! Now that we know
each other better, I can show you my badge.

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Yes, that's much more interesting.

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Don't move. Let me take this.
Just in case...

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Where did I put it? That's another problem.
The badge. The badge. The baaaadge.

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Shit, it's not here.

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I love my badge so much
that I always hide it

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so no one can steal
it from me, that's why.

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- Not here either.
- Hey.

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Shit, it's not here.

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You should tell your boss that I didn't
try to kill you. It could convince him.

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I know, I moved it somewhere
around here last time. There it is!

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Ah! I am so fucking proud of it!
Let me show it to you.

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Are you alright, sir?

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Hello?

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(whispers) what an idiot.
Sir?

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Are you okay?

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You don't look okay... Sir?

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Hey! Holy shit...

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Fuck this...

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Fuck this shit...

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- Sir, can I talk to you for a minute?
- What?

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It's about the Tourcher-gate,
The body found in parts in a cement mixer.

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No, not now, I am busy.
I'm working on another case.

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Just look at this picture.
I need your opinion on it.

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Ask Champonin. Why
are you asking me?

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He doesn't have the
same perspective as you.

226
00:21:07,576 --> 00:21:11,562
You're right. Okay, let
me take a look quickly.

227
00:21:11,587 --> 00:21:12,914
Thank you.

228
00:21:13,874 --> 00:21:18,704
A picture of a wall.
A beautiful picture of a beautiful wall.

229
00:21:18,754 --> 00:21:25,210
- Yes, it's a wall.
- What about this?

230
00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:29,882
Interesting...
Something in front of a wall.

231
00:21:29,932 --> 00:21:32,910
I don't know...

232
00:21:33,769 --> 00:21:37,623
- It's a toe.
- What?

233
00:21:38,607 --> 00:21:44,188
- I would say it's a little penis.
- It's a toe. We analysed it.

234
00:21:44,238 --> 00:21:49,943
- Why are you asking if you analysed it?
- Let me explain!

235
00:21:49,993 --> 00:21:54,698
The wall was built the night before the
murder, 20 km away from the murder.

236
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:59,078
- And?
- You're kidding, right?

237
00:21:59,128 --> 00:22:03,123
- No. What does it mean?
- It's evidence!

238
00:22:03,173 --> 00:22:07,021
No, it's not. You're
showing me a picture of

239
00:22:07,046 --> 00:22:10,721
a wall with a toe that
looks like a penis.

240
00:22:11,432 --> 00:22:14,201
Stupid bitch!

241
00:22:15,144 --> 00:22:20,999
It's going to be a long night.
It's going to be a long night, Fugain.

242
00:22:23,027 --> 00:22:27,648
I don't sleep a lot.
It irritates me sometimes.

243
00:22:27,698 --> 00:22:31,819
Maybe we can move the interrogation
to tomorrow?

244
00:22:31,869 --> 00:22:38,033
It's getting late, you're tired. You asked
some questions that weren't really relevant.

245
00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:41,731
No, nobody is waiting
for me at home anyway. If I stay

246
00:22:41,756 --> 00:22:45,273
here, it will be the same.
I'm ready to listen to you now.

247
00:22:45,299 --> 00:22:47,568
Can I go pee first?

248
00:22:50,179 --> 00:22:54,199
What an idiot! Shit, shit, shit...

249
00:22:59,855 --> 00:23:04,543
Fucking idiot with his missing eye.

250
00:23:13,494 --> 00:23:19,992
- Hey sir, do you want an oyster?
- An oyster? To eat?

251
00:23:20,042 --> 00:23:25,873
Yeah, an oyster. I was at a restaurant,
I ordered 12, and they gave me 13 oysters.

252
00:23:25,923 --> 00:23:33,005
- I don't want to throw it away.
- Yes, you're right. Well, thank you.

253
00:23:33,055 --> 00:23:37,635
We're going to the theatre to
watch "King Kong". You wanna come?

254
00:23:37,685 --> 00:23:41,680
No, I don't like Chinese films.
I have lots of work to do first.

255
00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:44,892
Okay, I won't insist then...

256
00:23:44,942 --> 00:23:48,479
- Thanks!
- See ya!

257
00:23:48,529 --> 00:23:50,839
I'm ready.

258
00:23:52,199 --> 00:23:59,031
So, let's continue where we stopped.
Where were we?

259
00:23:59,081 --> 00:24:04,662
You wanted to talk about my neighbor's
testimony and I said "again?"

260
00:24:04,712 --> 00:24:09,708
That's correct. According to your
neighbor's testimony, Miss Lustri.

261
00:24:09,758 --> 00:24:14,088
- Lustrain. Carine Lustrain.
- Yes, sorry.

262
00:24:14,138 --> 00:24:18,051
She said she saw you going
in and out of your house

263
00:24:18,076 --> 00:24:21,619
exactly seven times between
midnight and 5 a.m.

264
00:24:21,645 --> 00:24:25,349
Can you explain?

265
00:24:25,399 --> 00:24:31,689
She always watches whatever's happening
on our floor. She's a bit... crazy.

266
00:24:31,739 --> 00:24:37,987
At any sound, she opens the door. When the
elevator arrives, she opens the door.

267
00:24:38,037 --> 00:24:41,231
For any sound... Excuse me,
it's kind of surprising but

268
00:24:41,256 --> 00:24:44,392
there's smoke coming out of your body.
Is it normal?

269
00:24:44,418 --> 00:24:49,289
Yes, I have a hole.
Stay focused.

270
00:24:49,339 --> 00:24:54,878
- A hole? I don't understand...
- I have a hole in my chest.

271
00:24:54,928 --> 00:25:00,759
- It's gross!
- No, I don't really suffer...

272
00:25:00,809 --> 00:25:07,808
Continue! You leave your room
SEVEN times. That's a lot, Fugain.

273
00:25:07,858 --> 00:25:14,481
- Explain, I'm trying to understand...
- Yes, I have nothing to hide.

274
00:25:14,531 --> 00:25:17,711
First time was around midnight.
My wife screamed

275
00:25:17,736 --> 00:25:20,720
because there was a
cockroach in the kitchen.

276
00:25:20,746 --> 00:25:24,867
- So she asked me to go buy insecticide.
- Size of the cockroach?

277
00:25:24,917 --> 00:25:29,371
- I don't know...
- According to your wife's reaction,

278
00:25:29,421 --> 00:25:32,416
Little, medium, big?

279
00:25:32,466 --> 00:25:35,906
I don't know... Little.
She said: "Honey, there

280
00:25:35,931 --> 00:25:39,155
is a cockroach in the
kitchen, kill it now!"

281
00:25:39,181 --> 00:25:43,302
Is the size of the cockroach
really important?

282
00:25:43,352 --> 00:25:47,640
I say what's important for
the investigation, Fugain.

283
00:25:47,690 --> 00:25:52,169
- So you bought insecticide?
- Yes.

284
00:25:56,323 --> 00:26:02,029
First time, I left too quickly.
So I forgot my wallet.

285
00:26:02,079 --> 00:26:04,890
It happens.

286
00:26:11,422 --> 00:26:13,982
Good evening.

287
00:26:20,389 --> 00:26:24,243
I noticed I forgot it before
leaving the building.

288
00:26:25,394 --> 00:26:28,330
So I went back to my apartment.

289
00:26:29,314 --> 00:26:33,168
So that's the first round trip, right?

290
00:26:37,197 --> 00:26:39,007
Fugain?

291
00:26:39,867 --> 00:26:42,832
That's the first
round trip, right?

292
00:26:42,857 --> 00:26:46,973
Yes, for nothing, because
I forgot my wallet.

293
00:26:46,999 --> 00:26:50,202
- I prefer "back and forth".
- Why?

294
00:26:50,252 --> 00:26:53,414
You said that my neighbor saw me doing
seven "back and forth".

295
00:26:53,464 --> 00:26:59,003
We should continue with this as a measurement.
Or we'll get lost in the story.

296
00:26:59,053 --> 00:27:02,823
No, I prefer round trip.

297
00:27:05,851 --> 00:27:10,389
I took my wallet and I went
straight to the elevator.

298
00:27:10,439 --> 00:27:14,845
What was your wife
doing during this time?

299
00:27:14,870 --> 00:27:16,611
Watching TV.

300
00:27:22,368 --> 00:27:27,197
At the grocery store, I don't know
why, but I wanted to buy chips.

301
00:27:27,247 --> 00:27:30,711
And because I couldn't
find real insecticide, I

302
00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:34,545
bought mosquito spray. It
cost me around 10 bucks.

303
00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:49,345
Okay. Did you wander the streets or
did you go back to your apartment?

304
00:27:49,395 --> 00:27:55,934
I went back home. I don't like wandering
around and I had to kill the cockroach.

305
00:27:55,984 --> 00:28:01,398
- Continue!
- I'm leaving, I finished for the day.

306
00:28:01,448 --> 00:28:05,236
You're lucky. I'm just at the
beginning. See you tomorrow!

307
00:28:05,261 --> 00:28:07,470
No, I'm pregnant, that's why.

308
00:28:07,496 --> 00:28:09,340
Pregnant?!

309
00:28:09,365 --> 00:28:14,894
I have an appointment with the
doctor tomorrow, that's why.

310
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,290
Holy shit... He said nothing about it!
This is crazy!

311
00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:21,573
We wanted to keep it
a surprise, that's why.

312
00:28:21,598 --> 00:28:24,696
But I don't like to keep
secrets, that's why.

313
00:28:24,722 --> 00:28:29,827
- Where is he? Can I kiss him?
- Sure.

314
00:28:30,936 --> 00:28:33,806
Where is he?

315
00:28:33,856 --> 00:28:38,811
- Your coworker with one...?
- Yes, Philippe.

316
00:28:38,861 --> 00:28:43,190
- He's my husband, that's why.
- Okay. He was watching me.

317
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:49,613
Very well, he was doing a great job.
We talked a bit. Nice guy.

318
00:28:49,663 --> 00:28:54,284
- Congratulations on the kid!
- We don't care. Where is he?

319
00:28:54,334 --> 00:28:57,955
Well, he was feeling very sick.

320
00:28:58,005 --> 00:29:02,001
Like pain in the stomach.

321
00:29:02,051 --> 00:29:07,047
- Shit, I think it was the sushi.
- Yes, exactly. He was saying:

322
00:29:07,097 --> 00:29:10,659
- "Must be the sushi, that's why."
- It's my fault.

323
00:29:10,726 --> 00:29:14,573
The sushi place next to here? I
never get food poisoning with them.

324
00:29:14,598 --> 00:29:17,040
No I made sushi
myself, that's why.

325
00:29:17,066 --> 00:29:17,971
Oh, shit.

326
00:29:17,996 --> 00:29:20,710
I created them with my own recipe based
on one on the Internet, that's why.

327
00:29:20,736 --> 00:29:25,691
- So?
- He left. He left really fast.

328
00:29:25,741 --> 00:29:30,487
I couldn't ask him where.
I don't know where he went.

329
00:29:30,537 --> 00:29:36,477
He must be home, that's why.
I am going, that's why. Thanks!

330
00:29:38,045 --> 00:29:42,499
Am I crazy or is everybody in this building
saying "that's why" every few seconds?

331
00:29:42,549 --> 00:29:47,504
- No, I noticed too.
- Where does it come from?

332
00:29:47,554 --> 00:29:53,177
- Must be a trend...
- A trend? Well, it's irritating.

333
00:29:53,227 --> 00:29:57,748
It doesn't mean anything.
"that's why, that's why..."

334
00:29:59,817 --> 00:30:03,348
So, you got back home
with your purchases.

335
00:30:03,373 --> 00:30:06,656
Yes, I went back
with my groceries.

336
00:30:09,076 --> 00:30:11,987
My wife was sleeping with the TV on.
The show was

337
00:30:12,012 --> 00:30:14,806
interesting so I watched
it while eating chips.

338
00:30:14,832 --> 00:30:20,537
- Does she do that a lot?
- Yes, almost every night.

339
00:30:20,587 --> 00:30:27,861
Usually, I move her to the bed, but
this time I wanted to eat some chips.

340
00:30:34,309 --> 00:30:37,746
Hey, look what you did.
Are you proud of it?

341
00:30:39,356 --> 00:30:43,227
Excuse me?
That's your fault, you fell like an idiot!

342
00:30:43,277 --> 00:30:46,855
It's your fault. I wanted to
show you my badge. That's why!

343
00:30:46,905 --> 00:30:50,567
I don't give a fuck about your damn badge!

344
00:30:50,617 --> 00:30:54,119
If I was alone in that office,
I wouldn't have shown you my

345
00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:57,473
badge. So it's your fault that I died!
You'll pay for this!

346
00:30:57,499 --> 00:31:02,079
- I won't pay for anything!
- Who are you talking to?

347
00:31:02,129 --> 00:31:05,691
Nobody, sweetie. The TV
is talking by itself.

348
00:31:05,716 --> 00:31:09,277
It's weird. I'll call
the repairman tomorrow.

349
00:31:09,303 --> 00:31:13,215
Go back to sleep.

350
00:31:13,265 --> 00:31:17,254
Then, I sprayed bug spray everywhere
in the kitchen. I thought

351
00:31:17,279 --> 00:31:20,997
that it would be clever to
spray more to kill the cockroach.

352
00:31:21,023 --> 00:31:25,210
Seems legit. What time was it?

353
00:31:26,111 --> 00:31:31,900
I don't know. Maybe 1 hour after I
bought the chips. I don't remember.

354
00:31:31,950 --> 00:31:36,322
- Then?
- The spray was stuck. I don't know why.

355
00:31:36,372 --> 00:31:40,075
- What do you mean?
- I couldn't stop it.

356
00:31:40,125 --> 00:31:44,771
- The nozzle was stuck.
- Okay.

357
00:31:50,260 --> 00:31:54,882
I opened the windows to aerate the room.

358
00:31:54,932 --> 00:31:59,845
And I accidentally pushed a plant pot over.

359
00:31:59,895 --> 00:32:07,436
- And it fell 5 floors below.
- What a boring story!

360
00:32:07,486 --> 00:32:13,442
- Why?
- You just talk about shitty boring stuff.

361
00:32:13,492 --> 00:32:19,031
The plant pot, the TV, the cockroach,
your wife sleeping...

362
00:32:19,081 --> 00:32:26,538
- the insecticide, the chips...
- But I'm telling you the truth.

363
00:32:26,588 --> 00:32:31,171
You want me to lie so the
story gets more interesting?

364
00:32:31,196 --> 00:32:33,111
No, of course not.

365
00:32:33,137 --> 00:32:40,010
But I've never felt so bored in
an interrogation as I do in this one.

366
00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:44,473
- Continue.
- Okay, that's not a nice thing to say.

367
00:32:44,523 --> 00:32:50,980
- I'm just telling you the truth.
- Yes, chill, Fuguain.

368
00:32:51,030 --> 00:32:55,484
- I'm not mad.
- Yes, you are.

369
00:32:55,534 --> 00:32:59,113
You shouldn't be ashamed of your life.
Now, continue.

370
00:32:59,163 --> 00:33:05,244
I went out to clean the broken
plant pot.

371
00:33:05,294 --> 00:33:08,114
With a dustpan and
a hand brush, I suppose?

372
00:33:08,139 --> 00:33:11,024
Yes, sorry if these
are normal objects.

373
00:33:11,050 --> 00:33:14,109
But there aren't any other objects
to clean a broken plant pot up with.

374
00:33:14,134 --> 00:33:15,153
You're wrong.

375
00:33:15,179 --> 00:33:20,301
There are some little vacuums...
Okay, continue please.

376
00:33:20,351 --> 00:33:23,745
It's not important.

377
00:33:32,279 --> 00:33:35,208
How long will I be
stuck in the cupboard?

378
00:33:35,233 --> 00:33:38,092
Philippe! No one
cares, you're dead.

379
00:33:38,118 --> 00:33:43,724
- I care, that's why.
- It's not interesting.

380
00:34:00,808 --> 00:34:08,081
- So, it's two round trips.
- No, three.

381
00:34:09,817 --> 00:34:13,513
Yes, you're right. Sorry.
I am a bit tired, that's

382
00:34:13,538 --> 00:34:16,798
why. So I can't follow
your story sometimes.

383
00:34:16,824 --> 00:34:23,447
I can't stay focused with my tiredness
and your shitty, boring story.

384
00:34:23,497 --> 00:34:29,370
That's why I need to drink something.
It's time for a coffee, that's why.

385
00:34:29,420 --> 00:34:35,158
- You just said "that's why" 3 times in a row.
- Yes, I heard. Coffee? No?

386
00:34:39,722 --> 00:34:45,410
- Can I get out of my chair?
- Sure.

387
00:34:49,106 --> 00:34:56,480
Hey Guy, can you bring me some coffee
please? I'm in the middle of an interrogation.

388
00:34:56,530 --> 00:34:58,899
Yeah, I know.

389
00:34:58,949 --> 00:35:05,722
Philippe isn't here, he is sick.

390
00:35:06,915 --> 00:35:14,690
After 8 p.m. I normally expect to talk to
Muriel. Can you bring me some coffee please?

391
00:35:15,632 --> 00:35:17,818
Okay, forget it.

392
00:35:23,265 --> 00:35:25,801
So you did two round trips, right?

393
00:35:25,851 --> 00:35:30,180
- No, three. I said earlier it was three.
- Three out of seven.

394
00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:35,060
Let me guess. You forgot
the broom and the brush?

395
00:35:35,085 --> 00:35:36,694
Not at all.

396
00:35:37,071 --> 00:35:41,734
- I went back to put my wife in bed.
- What time was it?

397
00:35:41,784 --> 00:35:48,515
I don't remember. Maybe an hour and
a half after I bought the insecticide.

398
00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:53,937
I don't know.

399
00:35:54,838 --> 00:35:57,624
Continue.

400
00:35:57,674 --> 00:36:03,714
So after I put my wife in bed,
I went outside to breathe.

401
00:36:03,764 --> 00:36:05,966
To breathe?

402
00:36:06,016 --> 00:36:09,980
Because of the insecticide.
I was feeling dizzy.

403
00:36:10,005 --> 00:36:13,564
So I went outside to
breathe some fresh air.

404
00:36:14,441 --> 00:36:19,229
Just so you know, nobody really says
"breathe some fresh air“ in that situation.

405
00:36:19,279 --> 00:36:24,693
You say that when you climb a mountain or
when you go to the beach for example.

406
00:36:24,743 --> 00:36:27,910
I wouldn't try to climb a
mountain in the middle of the

407
00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:30,932
night. I just went outside
to breathe some fresh air.

408
00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:37,164
No! You went out because of the
insecticide. You just went out to breathe.

409
00:36:37,214 --> 00:36:43,111
That's what I said. I went out to breathe.

410
00:36:44,012 --> 00:36:46,937
There is something else
that bothers me. You

411
00:36:46,962 --> 00:36:49,951
said you don't like to
wander the street.

412
00:36:49,977 --> 00:36:57,126
- But that's what you're doing now!
- I went out to breathe, not to wander.

413
00:36:58,027 --> 00:37:02,856
Okay. So that's when you saw
Chevalet's dead body?

414
00:37:02,906 --> 00:37:05,050
No, not yet.

415
00:37:14,918 --> 00:37:19,832
I remember that the street was really
calm. There was some noise far away.

416
00:37:19,882 --> 00:37:22,668
I assumed it was a party in an apartment.

417
00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:25,808
There was steam coming out
of my mouth because it was

418
00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:28,698
cold outside. So I was
smoking fake cigarettes.

419
00:37:28,724 --> 00:37:34,179
- Why?
- Because it's funny.

420
00:37:34,229 --> 00:37:38,726
- You don't do that?
- Yes, when I was 2 and a half.

421
00:37:38,776 --> 00:37:41,531
Well I'm not ashamed,
I'll continue.

422
00:37:41,556 --> 00:37:45,656
I never said you should be ashamed.
Why should you be, Fugain?

423
00:37:49,536 --> 00:37:53,699
Excuse me, can I borrow a cigarette?

424
00:37:53,749 --> 00:37:56,285
A cigarette?

425
00:37:56,335 --> 00:38:00,581
- You're the one eye guy's wife, right?
- You know Philippe?

426
00:38:00,631 --> 00:38:06,962
- Yes, he's my husband. How did you know?
- Well, yeah I know him.

427
00:38:07,012 --> 00:38:12,051
Um... I know him, but not yet. Just
forget it. You'll never understand.

428
00:38:12,101 --> 00:38:14,847
If you explain to me,
I might understand.

429
00:38:14,872 --> 00:38:17,747
I will meet your
husband in the future.

430
00:38:17,773 --> 00:38:22,211
Not really in the future but...
How can I explain it?

431
00:38:22,277 --> 00:38:25,726
You will meet my husband in the future.
So far, I understand.

432
00:38:25,751 --> 00:38:28,699
Yes, but no. Because it's
not really in the future.

433
00:38:29,827 --> 00:38:33,238
We are in the past but not really.
We're in my memories.

434
00:38:33,288 --> 00:38:38,038
And I will meet him in a
pretty bad situation...

435
00:38:38,063 --> 00:38:39,710
Really? How?

436
00:38:47,302 --> 00:38:54,493
So, in what kind of bad situation
will you meet my husband? Tell me.

437
00:38:57,438 --> 00:39:02,810
How can I explain... Well, I am
accused of murder. Not right now.

438
00:39:02,860 --> 00:39:09,775
But in 3 days.
That's when I will meet your husband.

439
00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:13,737
You could come say hi!
I work at the police too, that's why.

440
00:39:13,787 --> 00:39:16,281
Yeah, we will meet too.

441
00:39:16,331 --> 00:39:17,758
Who did you kill?

442
00:39:17,783 --> 00:39:22,061
Nobody. I just found a
dead guy in the street.

443
00:39:22,087 --> 00:39:26,692
Well, later tonight, I will
find someone with blood all around them.

444
00:39:27,634 --> 00:39:35,092
Since I will be the first to call the
cops, I will be the main suspect.

445
00:39:35,142 --> 00:39:39,816
Don't call the cops then, so
you won't be suspected.

446
00:39:39,841 --> 00:39:41,539
Yes, good idea.

447
00:39:41,565 --> 00:39:45,429
But it already happened,
and I can't change the past.

448
00:39:45,454 --> 00:39:47,462
I don't understand...

449
00:39:47,488 --> 00:39:53,027
You say that it will be in the future. Then
it already happened. It's complicated!

450
00:39:53,077 --> 00:39:54,653
Fugain!

451
00:39:54,703 --> 00:39:57,306
Fugain!

452
00:39:58,207 --> 00:40:03,270
- You were absent.
- Yes, sorry for that.

453
00:40:04,546 --> 00:40:08,143
You were saying that
you were fake smoking.

454
00:40:08,168 --> 00:40:11,110
Yes, right. I
was fake smoking.

455
00:40:11,136 --> 00:40:13,447
There was nobody in
the streets, so I came

456
00:40:13,472 --> 00:40:15,782
back home because my
breasts were freezing.

457
00:40:15,808 --> 00:40:18,344
Sorry to interrupt again.
But you made a mistake.

458
00:40:18,394 --> 00:40:23,891
Only women have breasts.

459
00:40:23,941 --> 00:40:31,273
- You meant your balls were freezing.
- No, my breasts were really freezing.

460
00:40:31,323 --> 00:40:35,444
Around here. That's what I meant.

461
00:40:35,494 --> 00:40:40,199
- My testicles were ok.
- Okay.

462
00:40:40,249 --> 00:40:44,895
- We're now at four round trips?
- Yes, four.

463
00:40:49,508 --> 00:40:57,199
"After fake smoking in the streets, ..."

464
00:40:58,225 --> 00:41:04,515
"...I came back home.
I... Came... Back... Home..."

465
00:41:04,565 --> 00:41:08,727
"...Because my breasts were cold."

466
00:41:08,777 --> 00:41:12,548
"Breasts... Were... Cold..."

467
00:41:18,829 --> 00:41:20,556
Fugain...

468
00:41:22,666 --> 00:41:29,832
The more I look at you,
the more I think you're an idiot.

469
00:41:29,882 --> 00:41:34,294
- Who was at the wrong place and time.
- Really?

470
00:41:34,344 --> 00:41:41,885
I don't picture you killing a poor guy.
Not with an iron.

471
00:41:41,935 --> 00:41:49,601
Thank you, sir. That's the first nice thing
you said since I got here. Thank you.

472
00:41:49,651 --> 00:41:54,148
Watch out! It's just an interrogation
feeling, okay? It doesn't mean anything.

473
00:41:54,198 --> 00:41:58,569
Well, you say I might be innocent.
That's not a random thing to say.

474
00:41:58,619 --> 00:42:05,242
No, because everything can change, you see?
Where is my lighter?

475
00:42:05,292 --> 00:42:09,938
It was right here.
Did you see it?

476
00:42:10,839 --> 00:42:16,612
Found it! It dropped from your table.
I saw it on the ground, that's why.

477
00:42:17,638 --> 00:42:20,758
Something stinks.
Is that my lighter?

478
00:42:20,808 --> 00:42:22,826
It stinks.

479
00:42:24,228 --> 00:42:29,350
Yeah, it stinks. It stinks!

480
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,978
- It smells like braised pork.
- Braised?

481
00:42:33,028 --> 00:42:36,302
Smell it. It's not just me
who smells it, right?

482
00:42:36,327 --> 00:42:38,466
No, it smells like a lighter.

483
00:42:38,492 --> 00:42:41,220
Excuse me.

484
00:42:42,788 --> 00:42:50,270
No, I'm still in an interrogation.
Don't worry about him.

485
00:42:51,422 --> 00:42:56,835
He must have gone to the doctor.
He was feeling sick. Don't cry.

486
00:42:56,885 --> 00:43:01,215
No, I'll call you back.
Listen, I'll call you back.

487
00:43:01,265 --> 00:43:08,389
- What would happen if I died of hunger?
- You think you're THAT hungry?

488
00:43:08,439 --> 00:43:13,293
Yeah, I think so, I've been
telling this story for a while.

489
00:43:25,497 --> 00:43:29,618
There is nothing more beautiful than
a city that sleeps.

490
00:43:29,668 --> 00:43:33,664
That's why I chose this job.
I love the night.

491
00:43:33,714 --> 00:43:40,379
- Oh, come on...
- The lights. It's calm. It's poetic.

492
00:43:40,429 --> 00:43:45,384
Yes, but right now, I can't feel
the poetry. I'm not feeling well.

493
00:43:45,434 --> 00:43:49,830
Can we finish this interrogation quickly?

494
00:43:52,566 --> 00:43:55,752
Let me tell you a story of mine.

495
00:44:01,825 --> 00:44:05,497
One day, we decided to ride a
helicopter. Like all

496
00:44:05,522 --> 00:44:08,931
tourists do. But this time,
the helicopter crashed.

497
00:44:08,957 --> 00:44:14,955
The pilot died. My friend too.
And I was alone.

498
00:44:15,005 --> 00:44:17,799
Completely alone. In
the middle of an island.

499
00:44:17,824 --> 00:44:20,860
You didn't have the
hole in your chest yet...

500
00:44:20,886 --> 00:44:24,139
Yes... No... Wait,
how do you know that?

501
00:44:24,164 --> 00:44:28,368
I can see it. You don't
have a hole, that's why.

502
00:44:28,394 --> 00:44:34,266
- Wait. You can see my story?
- Yes, I can see really well.

503
00:44:34,316 --> 00:44:37,436
But... I can't see when you tell
your story.

504
00:44:37,486 --> 00:44:43,067
You're wearing a blue shirt. You seem tired.
I can see the beach.

505
00:44:43,117 --> 00:44:46,737
Incredible! Yes, everything
 you say is true.

506
00:44:46,787 --> 00:44:53,619
I look tired because I didn't eat
for 3 days. 3 days looking for food.

507
00:44:53,669 --> 00:44:56,980
Do you know what it feels like to survive
3 days without food?

508
00:44:58,340 --> 00:45:01,210
What happened next?

509
00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:06,674
Next, I was found and saved. I ate. And I
went back to France. End of the story.

510
00:45:06,724 --> 00:45:07,733
Okay.

511
00:45:07,758 --> 00:45:10,785
Just saying, you're not
the only one who has been hungry.

512
00:45:10,811 --> 00:45:15,599
Other people have been hungry,
and sometimes in worse situations.

513
00:45:15,649 --> 00:45:21,939
Okay, thanks for the lesson. But
a situation like that also happened to me.

514
00:45:21,989 --> 00:45:27,403
- Not as bad as that.
- Yes, that bad. Maybe worse.

515
00:45:27,453 --> 00:45:30,430
When I was a kid.

516
00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:35,786
I'm listening. You have one minute.

517
00:45:35,836 --> 00:45:40,457
I was spending my holiday at my
uncle's home, in the south of France.

518
00:45:40,507 --> 00:45:47,965
I was around seven. My uncle had
a really cute dog that I loved.

519
00:45:48,015 --> 00:45:54,371
He was always tied to his doghouse.
So one day, I freed him.

520
00:45:56,065 --> 00:46:02,880
I don't know why, but rather than
catching him, I put the collar on myself.

521
00:46:03,781 --> 00:46:08,444
I can't see your story.
What did you look like?

522
00:46:08,494 --> 00:46:12,139
Like any normal kid.

523
00:46:14,166 --> 00:46:20,039
When my uncle saw that, he was mad.
He left me there for a week.

524
00:46:20,089 --> 00:46:23,417
Within two days, I ate all the
food in the dog bowl.

525
00:46:23,467 --> 00:46:26,197
Then, I was so hungry
that I began to eat dirt.

526
00:46:26,222 --> 00:46:28,780
So I know what it feels
like to be really hungry.

527
00:46:28,806 --> 00:46:30,746
Your story is made up.

528
00:46:30,771 --> 00:46:35,620
Your's too. A desert island,
that's completely fake.

529
00:46:35,646 --> 00:46:42,961
You're right, I was making fun of you.
As an apology, here is a gift.

530
00:46:45,906 --> 00:46:50,277
- You're so nice!
- I am not a monster, Fugain.

531
00:46:50,327 --> 00:46:53,572
- You were hungry.
- Can I open it?

532
00:46:53,622 --> 00:46:55,682
Yes, it's for you.

533
00:47:14,059 --> 00:47:17,805
- Yes?
- Can I get my bucket?

534
00:47:17,855 --> 00:47:21,976
- Your bucket?
- I left it here after I finished cleaning.

535
00:47:22,026 --> 00:47:28,857
I put it in the cupboard.
Can I? It will not take long.

536
00:47:28,907 --> 00:47:34,429
No problem.
We were just taking a break.

537
00:47:35,372 --> 00:47:41,203
Daniel, have you ever been
very very very hungry before?

538
00:47:41,253 --> 00:47:47,126
- Hungry?
- Yes, like really hungry.

539
00:47:47,176 --> 00:47:50,671
I was hungry lots of times.

540
00:47:50,721 --> 00:47:56,385
Yes, sure. But I mean you were so hungry
that you couldn't even do anything?

541
00:47:56,435 --> 00:47:59,013
I don't know.
It's a weird question.

542
00:47:59,063 --> 00:48:04,059
We were telling stories about that.
Do you have one to tell?

543
00:48:04,109 --> 00:48:06,228
No, nothing comes to mind.

544
00:48:06,278 --> 00:48:11,942
But, I will try to remember one
for next time.

545
00:48:11,992 --> 00:48:14,678
Here it is... See you.

546
00:48:18,999 --> 00:48:25,522
He has Alzheimers. I was testing him
to see if it's getting worse, that's why.

547
00:48:28,384 --> 00:48:31,503
Are you alright? You look pale.

548
00:48:31,553 --> 00:48:34,923
I just had a heat stroke for a second.

549
00:48:34,973 --> 00:48:42,139
Let's continue. The coffee made me want to
sleep. We paused at four round trips.

550
00:48:42,189 --> 00:48:44,838
I'm bleeding. Maybe
because of the oyster.

551
00:48:44,863 --> 00:48:47,210
You don't eat an
oyster like that.

552
00:48:47,236 --> 00:48:50,297
I'm not used to eat rock meals.

553
00:48:51,990 --> 00:48:55,385
Okay... Where were we?

554
00:48:56,328 --> 00:48:59,698
When I went back, I saw that my door
was open.

555
00:48:59,748 --> 00:49:04,036
Finally some suspense, Fugain!
Your story is really getting interesting now.

556
00:49:04,086 --> 00:49:08,540
- Let me guess. A robbery?
- I thought that too, but it wasn't.

557
00:49:08,590 --> 00:49:13,987
When I saw the bed empty,
I quickly understood.

558
00:49:20,602 --> 00:49:24,141
My wife is a sleepwalker.
She was going out

559
00:49:24,166 --> 00:49:28,025
while I was fake smoking.
It happens sometimes.

560
00:49:28,902 --> 00:49:30,506
I really need to know
what will happen to my

561
00:49:30,531 --> 00:49:32,007
husband. It's stressing
me out, that's why.

562
00:49:32,031 --> 00:49:37,403
Listen, you really need to stop.
It's not okay to talk in my memories.

563
00:49:37,453 --> 00:49:43,267
- But I need to know! I am pregnant!
- You will see it soon.

564
00:49:49,423 --> 00:49:55,546
I put her back in the bed, without
waking her. Then I turned off the lights.

565
00:49:55,596 --> 00:49:58,924
Five round trips. We are getting close.

566
00:49:58,974 --> 00:50:02,271
Your wife. She is a sleepwalker.
Walking in the

567
00:50:02,296 --> 00:50:05,455
night. That's the most
exciting thing so far.

568
00:50:05,481 --> 00:50:07,603
Continue. The sixth roundtrip.

569
00:50:07,628 --> 00:50:11,377
Less interesting. I went
to park my car better.

570
00:50:11,403 --> 00:50:15,816
It was parked on an illegal spot.
So I moved it.

571
00:50:15,866 --> 00:50:21,488
Yes, it is not interesting at all.

572
00:50:21,538 --> 00:50:28,746
Now, the seventh. The most important one.
You have my attention, Fugain.

573
00:50:28,796 --> 00:50:34,526
Okay. So I put on my pajamas
and drank some milk.

574
00:50:36,553 --> 00:50:40,073
I brushed my teeth.

575
00:50:41,892 --> 00:50:44,345
And I went to bed.

576
00:50:44,395 --> 00:50:50,434
Didn't the toothpaste taste
weird after you drank the milk?

577
00:50:50,484 --> 00:50:54,313
- No, not at all.
- Continue.

578
00:50:54,363 --> 00:51:01,470
It was really hot. I couldn't find a good
position to sleep in.

579
00:51:03,997 --> 00:51:10,496
Sorry to interrupt, but you said earlier
that it was so cold you were fake smoking.

580
00:51:10,546 --> 00:51:15,526
- Now it's hot?
- I turned on the heater, that's why.

581
00:51:20,180 --> 00:51:25,302
It might be a stupid question, but I asked
to make sure that your story is coherent.

582
00:51:25,352 --> 00:51:29,540
- And is it coherent to you?
- Yes.

583
00:51:35,362 --> 00:51:39,733
So that's when I heard a scream.
Like an aggressive scream.

584
00:51:39,783 --> 00:51:43,262
Yes, it's true. I heard it too.

585
00:51:43,829 --> 00:51:48,701
You heard it? You don't see when I
tell my story but you can hear it?

586
00:51:48,751 --> 00:51:53,080
Well, I am in your memories.
I can hear and see.

587
00:51:53,130 --> 00:51:59,545
- So you see me when I do this?
- Yes. Come on, be serious.

588
00:51:59,595 --> 00:52:02,489
- Okay.
- Continue, Fugain.

589
00:52:05,392 --> 00:52:09,972
- I heard another scream. More violent.
- Yes, so?

590
00:52:10,022 --> 00:52:12,347
So I went outside to
see what happened. I

591
00:52:12,372 --> 00:52:14,917
took something to defend
myself just in case.

592
00:52:14,943 --> 00:52:18,922
- An iron?
- Yes, I could only find that.

593
00:52:20,449 --> 00:52:25,679
- I put on a jacket and went outside.
- With the iron?

594
00:52:50,229 --> 00:52:54,224
You go out of your building.

595
00:52:54,274 --> 00:52:58,271
And you find Chevalet's body,
in his blood. In front

596
00:52:58,296 --> 00:53:01,839
of your building. In the
middle of the street.

597
00:53:01,865 --> 00:53:04,943
- Yes, precisely.
- Okay. Continue.

598
00:53:04,993 --> 00:53:11,517
As I said earlier, first I searched
for his I.D. in his wallet.

599
00:53:13,502 --> 00:53:17,373
- Okay.
- I put my hand in his pocket.

600
00:53:17,423 --> 00:53:23,462
I found his wallet.
I found his I.D., name,...

601
00:53:23,512 --> 00:53:26,757
- And then you called the cops?
- Yes.

602
00:53:26,807 --> 00:53:29,468
- Do it.
- Right now, for real?

603
00:53:29,518 --> 00:53:35,374
Yes, well it's not for real, since we're
in your memories. Go ahead.

604
00:53:39,278 --> 00:53:42,606
- It rang.
- What time was it?

605
00:53:42,656 --> 00:53:47,945
I don't rememb...-Hello?
Yes, thank you for answering so fast.

606
00:53:47,995 --> 00:53:52,741
I am calling you because there is a
dead body in front of my building.

607
00:53:52,791 --> 00:53:55,828
Yes, there is blood everywhere.

608
00:53:55,878 --> 00:54:00,666
I've never seen a dead guy before,
But I can tell you this one is dead.

609
00:54:00,716 --> 00:54:04,153
No, I am innocent.

610
00:54:05,054 --> 00:54:11,010
I have his I.D. if it helps.
I can tell you his name.

611
00:54:11,060 --> 00:54:14,455
Okay. Okay.

612
00:54:15,689 --> 00:54:20,352
- It wasn't the same operator.
- You didn't give the address.

613
00:54:20,402 --> 00:54:25,691
No, because he hung up earlier. But when
it really happened, I said the address.

614
00:54:25,741 --> 00:54:29,028
- Okay, and then you went back to sleep?
- Yes.

615
00:54:29,078 --> 00:54:32,553
I thought: "Should I stay here,
next to the body? Or should

616
00:54:32,578 --> 00:54:35,808
I go to sleep?" I was tired
so I went back to sleep.

617
00:54:35,834 --> 00:54:41,332
You called the cops... And you left the
crime scene to go to sleep.

618
00:54:41,382 --> 00:54:45,044
Yes, I was tired.
And he was dead. So I felt unuseful.

619
00:54:45,094 --> 00:54:50,424
My wife could sleepwalk again,
and it was getting cold. So I went back.

620
00:54:50,474 --> 00:54:54,124
You were so tired that
you forgot your iron.

621
00:54:54,149 --> 00:54:58,122
Yes, I admit it, it
wasn't very clever of me...

622
00:54:58,148 --> 00:55:03,437
In my defense, it's not a normal thing you
take when you go out. It makes sense I forgot it.

623
00:55:03,487 --> 00:55:08,506
I understand. But you would admit
that leaving an iron next to

624
00:55:08,531 --> 00:55:13,471
a dead body with a broken skull,
it's pretty confusing, right?

625
00:55:13,497 --> 00:55:17,017
Yes. I admit it.

626
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:24,833
So I went back to bed. Next to
my wife who was still sleeping.

627
00:55:24,883 --> 00:55:28,587
Later, I heard the ambulance.

628
00:55:28,637 --> 00:55:34,743
Then, I don't remember.
I was sleeping, I guess.

629
00:55:35,853 --> 00:55:40,415
Are you here? Am I speaking alone?

630
00:55:41,316 --> 00:55:44,044
Sir?

631
00:55:45,487 --> 00:55:49,925
Did you go? Am I alone?

632
00:55:50,826 --> 00:55:52,553
Sir?

633
00:55:57,332 --> 00:55:59,952
- I am here.
- Sorry.

634
00:56:00,002 --> 00:56:03,789
- I'm tired, that's why.
- We are coming to an end!

635
00:56:03,839 --> 00:56:09,378
- Yes. Can I go home now?
- No.

636
00:56:09,428 --> 00:56:13,507
- Why?
- I changed my mind.

637
00:56:13,557 --> 00:56:14,629
About what?

638
00:56:14,654 --> 00:56:17,869
I listened to your story, Fugain.
It's well tied.

639
00:56:17,895 --> 00:56:23,017
But my police instinct says that it's
too well tied. I am not convinced.

640
00:56:23,067 --> 00:56:26,228
"Too well tied"? You're kidding, right?

641
00:56:26,278 --> 00:56:30,816
Moreover, you're using the expression
wrong. We say "tied" about meat.

642
00:56:30,866 --> 00:56:34,122
You're still my main suspect.
Let's do it again.

643
00:56:34,147 --> 00:56:36,471
Come on. From the beginning?!

644
00:56:36,497 --> 00:56:40,492
- Yes.
- Is it because of the iron?

645
00:56:40,542 --> 00:56:44,897
The iron but also other minor details.
- Yes?

646
00:56:45,881 --> 00:56:51,795
Champonin!
We don't see you a lot around here...

647
00:56:51,845 --> 00:56:55,741
I have something for you, that's why.

648
00:56:57,434 --> 00:57:00,763
Autopsy report.

649
00:57:00,813 --> 00:57:05,100
I read all of it.
It took me 2 hours 45 minutes.

650
00:57:05,150 --> 00:57:08,270
It's surprising.
You'll like it.

651
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:11,772
The body found in parts
in a cement mixer?

652
00:57:11,797 --> 00:57:13,883
No, Chevalet's death.

653
00:57:13,909 --> 00:57:18,447
I'm in charge of that case.
Why did you read my autopsy report?

654
00:57:18,497 --> 00:57:20,491
Because I liked it, that's why.

655
00:57:20,541 --> 00:57:25,996
I found it, I was curious.
I couldn't stop reading.

656
00:57:26,046 --> 00:57:29,875
Listen to me.
I will save you some time.

657
00:57:29,925 --> 00:57:35,464
The clinician is 100% sure:
Chevalet wasn't murdered.

658
00:57:35,514 --> 00:57:42,972
He died from a digestive hemorrhage.
The blood on the floor. He puked it.

659
00:57:43,022 --> 00:57:46,827
The broken skull, it
was due to his fall.

660
00:57:46,852 --> 00:57:50,294
There you go! Thank you!
You see?

661
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:54,692
Calm down, Fugain.
- a digestive what?

662
00:57:54,742 --> 00:57:57,861
A digestive hemorrhage.
Let me summarise that for you.

663
00:57:57,911 --> 00:58:04,410
Chevalet walks down the street.
And all of a sudden, his belly explodes.

664
00:58:04,460 --> 00:58:10,290
Everything is destroyed inside!
Pancreas, intestines, liver...

665
00:58:10,340 --> 00:58:15,254
Everything!
The pressure made it all blow up.

666
00:58:15,304 --> 00:58:21,218
Chevalet puked 3 liters (≈101 fl oz)
of blood. In a row! Like a fountain.

667
00:58:21,268 --> 00:58:22,653
That's horrible!

668
00:58:22,678 --> 00:58:26,831
Yes, it is. So his puke
is all over the street.

669
00:58:26,857 --> 00:58:30,894
And because he's walking,
he slips on his own blood.

670
00:58:30,944 --> 00:58:34,940
Bang! He falls and breaks his skull.

671
00:58:34,990 --> 00:58:39,153
- He dies instantly, end of the story.
- Yes, end of the story.

672
00:58:39,203 --> 00:58:44,033
Holy shit...
You're pranking me, right?!

673
00:58:44,083 --> 00:58:46,596
No, just read it. All
the details are here.

674
00:58:46,621 --> 00:58:48,561
So it means I am free, right?

675
00:58:48,587 --> 00:58:53,500
You should go to sleep, bud.
You need some rest.

676
00:58:53,550 --> 00:58:55,652
Right?

677
00:58:57,262 --> 00:59:02,284
- I am free, right?
- Yes, but...

678
00:59:05,646 --> 00:59:08,470
How is it possible to
explode from inside?

679
00:59:08,495 --> 00:59:10,792
Well my story is "tied" now...

680
00:59:10,818 --> 00:59:17,049
- I was trusting my cop instinct. Sorry.
- Hey! Look at that.

681
00:59:18,033 --> 00:59:22,071
- What is it?
- It was on the ground.

682
00:59:22,121 --> 00:59:25,491
- What is it?
- An eye.

683
00:59:25,541 --> 00:59:31,605
- An eye?
- Yes, it looks like Philippe's eye.

684
00:59:32,423 --> 00:59:36,585
- My Philippe?
- Yes, the same colour.

685
00:59:36,635 --> 00:59:42,199
I'm pretty sure it's his.
Same absent look.

686
00:59:48,897 --> 00:59:53,185
- What?
- Interesting, Fugain.

687
00:59:53,235 --> 00:59:57,005
Okay, I can explain...

688
01:00:40,866 --> 01:00:44,695
- Come!
- I'm innocent, right?

689
01:00:44,745 --> 01:00:46,805
We don't care. It's a hit!
Come here!

690
01:00:53,420 --> 01:00:56,398
It's a hit!

691
01:01:27,496 --> 01:01:30,991
So the scene begins,
we say our lines-

692
01:01:31,041 --> 01:01:35,496
- And then I see him,
eating the hot dog for real.

693
01:01:35,546 --> 01:01:36,899
That's gross!

694
01:01:36,924 --> 01:01:40,983
And it causes a huge
blank space, cause he's eating.

695
01:01:41,009 --> 01:01:42,878
Must be annoying!

696
01:01:42,928 --> 01:01:48,550
I prefer to eat well.
So I can stay in character.

697
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:55,724
Yes, and we all noticed that the only time
you're good, is when you eat.

698
01:01:55,774 --> 01:02:00,312
You should eat hot dogs
during the whole show.

699
01:02:00,362 --> 01:02:05,442
How would you do it?
Do you pretend to eat it?

700
01:02:05,492 --> 01:02:08,882
Yes, because the public
is too far away to see it.

701
01:02:08,907 --> 01:02:12,223
People in the front
row can see it well.

702
01:02:12,249 --> 01:02:15,747
No, the public is too
far from the stage.

703
01:02:15,772 --> 01:02:17,770
I have a technique.

704
01:02:17,796 --> 01:02:24,211
I bite just a piece
and I quickly spit it.

705
01:02:24,261 --> 01:02:29,174
And I throw it on the ground.
So people think I'm eating.

706
01:02:29,224 --> 01:02:32,440
It takes the same amount
of time as real eating.

707
01:02:32,465 --> 01:02:33,536
No.

708
01:02:33,562 --> 01:02:39,476
It helps you say your line
with your mouth empty.

709
01:02:39,526 --> 01:02:43,814
And you don't lose time chewing.
You don't break the rhythm.

710
01:02:43,864 --> 01:02:48,360
- Did I break the rhythm?
- I felt less concentrated for a bit.

711
01:02:48,410 --> 01:02:52,740
And there is also the risk of burping.

712
01:02:52,790 --> 01:02:57,369
Yes, if you eat while on stage.
You might burp.

713
01:02:57,419 --> 01:03:01,899
And nobody wants to burp on stage.

714
01:03:03,801 --> 01:03:10,090
Bruno Lazare was here tonight.
He liked half of the show.

715
01:03:10,140 --> 01:03:13,645
The Figarock critic? He
is a really big critic.

716
01:03:13,670 --> 01:03:15,495
He hates everything.

717
01:03:15,521 --> 01:03:18,891
I hope he likes the half part
that I'm in.

718
01:03:18,941 --> 01:03:22,061
What does he say?

719
01:03:22,111 --> 01:03:27,775
Nothing, "Keep An Eye Out" is half great
while the other half is weak.

720
01:03:27,825 --> 01:03:32,363
What an asshole! Everything is weak AND
great in this show. That's why it's great.

721
01:03:32,413 --> 01:03:36,450
How can he cut it in half?
Where is the middle according to him?

722
01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:42,206
Chill out. It's just the Figarock. If they
talk about us, it'll make the show popular.

723
01:03:42,256 --> 01:03:45,597
He said it's great.
Everybody will remember that.

724
01:03:45,622 --> 01:03:47,760
Great! Let's cheer to that!

725
01:03:47,803 --> 01:03:52,174
- Cheers!
- Cheers to Figarock!

726
01:03:52,224 --> 01:03:55,719
- Cheers to Lazare!
- Cheers!

727
01:03:55,769 --> 01:04:01,934
I just wanted to say that it was
a pleasure for me to be with you tonight.

728
01:04:01,984 --> 01:04:09,066
Even if I was hungry during the
whole show. It wasn't easy...

729
01:04:09,116 --> 01:04:13,988
I didn't know that I was acting.

730
01:04:14,038 --> 01:04:17,574
Now that I think about it...

731
01:04:17,624 --> 01:04:23,539
I know... I will never forget this moment.

732
01:04:23,589 --> 01:04:28,944
So thank you, because... Thank you.

733
01:04:38,604 --> 01:04:42,374
- See you!
- See you!

734
01:04:44,818 --> 01:04:48,213
See you!

735
01:04:49,281 --> 01:04:51,341
See you.

736
01:04:53,744 --> 01:04:57,014
See you.

737
01:05:00,209 --> 01:05:03,203
Good bye!

738
01:05:03,253 --> 01:05:08,083
- I don't know what to say.
- Then say nothing.

739
01:05:08,133 --> 01:05:11,962
Well... Good bye.

740
01:05:12,012 --> 01:05:18,368
- And thank you. It was amazing.
- No, Fugain, I am sorry but no.

741
01:05:20,604 --> 01:05:24,076
No thank you. Because tomorrow
we will continue. Now,

742
01:05:24,101 --> 01:05:27,251
you should get some sleep
at the police station.

743
01:05:27,277 --> 01:05:31,023
- Take him away.
- What?!

744
01:05:31,073 --> 01:05:37,446
What about the play?
And the comedians?

745
01:05:37,496 --> 01:05:40,098
Get some sleep, Fugain!

746
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:01,000
Subs by: u/Lamasticote
Errors fixed by Baycun

747
01:06:01,024 --> 01:06:04,524
Stay after the credits