Crapshot Suggestion: The Realtor

EXT. A BUILDING'S DOORWAY

THE OWNER OF THE BUILDING STEP OUT OF THE BUILDING AND PICKS SOMETHING OFF THE GROUND. IT'S A REAL ESTATE ADVERTISEMENT SAYING "I JUST SOLD THIS HOUSE" NEXT TO A PICTURE OF A HOUSE.

OWNER: Oh, SHIT!

THE OWNER RUNS BACK INSIDE

INT. THE SAME BUILDING

THE OWNER RUNS INTO THE SCENE AND DIALS 911

OWNER: Hello, Police? It's him, he's struck again, I need somebody here immediately!

EXT. THE BUILDING

A FOR SALE SIGN IS IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING. TWO OFFICERS ARE STANDING IN FRONT OF IT.

OFFICER #1: We're too late this time. Call it in.
OFFICER #2: Oh, do you think it's got a mezzanine?

OFFICER #1 SHOOTS OFFICER #2 A DIRTY LOOK.

~honk