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[19:07] <vacuousEulogy> Evening, lady and gentleman
[19:07] <pIgbUrner> hey there nerdlord
[19:07] <vacuousEulogy> How goes the freedom fighting?
[19:08] <pIgbUrner> wrote fuck you in the rathaus last night
[19:08] <pIgbUrner> so pretty alright I'd say
[19:09] <vacuousEulogy> Impressive
[19:09] <pIgbUrner> it was kinda cool
[19:09] <vacuousEulogy> Um...
[19:09] <pIgbUrner> got a free coke from a friend because of it
[19:09] <vacuousEulogy> What's a rathaus?
[19:09] <pIgbUrner> town hall
[19:09] <vacuousEulogy> Ah
[19:09] <pIgbUrner> for it is a fat house
[19:10] <vacuousEulogy> Even more impressive
[19:10] <pIgbUrner> a fat rat house
[19:10] <vacuousEulogy> So it would seem
[19:11] <vacuousEulogy> Well, I could go on a long tangent about different campaigns I've run prior to this upcoming one
[19:11] <vacuousEulogy> But at the end of the day, my main question is:
[19:11] <pIgbUrner> oh so you are a professional nerdologist too?
[19:11] <vacuousEulogy> What sort of campaign do you want to play?
[19:12] <vacuousEulogy> I am indeed
[19:12] <pIgbUrner> whatever, like I don't really know how this normally goes
[19:12] <vacuousEulogy> Well
[19:12] <vacuousEulogy> It really depends
[19:12] <vacuousEulogy> We could just do a hack'n'slash, where the only point is numbers and killing and winning
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[19:12] <pIgbUrner> aha
[19:12] <vacuousEulogy> Or a political intrigue, where roleplaying is all that matters, and drawing a blade will get you executed
[19:13] <pIgbUrner> so basically like a normal videogame?
[19:13] <vacuousEulogy> Or a mystery, perhaps, with the party unravelling clues
[19:13] <pIgbUrner> idk, a game where I can fuck people over big time sounds fun
[19:13] <pIgbUrner> maybe a mix?
[19:13] <vacuousEulogy> With pleasure
[19:14] <pIgbUrner> great
[19:14] <pIgbUrner> wait how much shit do I need to read up
[19:14] <vacuousEulogy> Not too much at all.  I'll write up a general setting explanation, and add more details as we progress
[19:15] <vacuousEulogy> Once they become relevant
[19:15] <pIgbUrner> great
[19:15] <vacuousEulogy> Soon enough I shall begin collecting character backgrounds, to weave a story in with them
[19:16] <vacuousEulogy> I would recommend beginning to think of one
[19:16] <pIgbUrner> oh
[19:16] <pIgbUrner> so like what do i need to do?
[19:16] <vacuousEulogy> Only to imagine a character to play as
[19:16] <pIgbUrner> i mean like do I have to write a novel or some shit?
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[19:16] <vacuousEulogy> No, no, that shouldn't be necessary
[19:17] <vacuousEulogy> But a short explanation, in point form if need be, would be excellent
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[19:17] <vacuousEulogy> 'Tis rather difficult to make it work without anything of the sort
[19:17] <pIgbUrner> ok then
[19:17] <pIgbUrner> I'll give ya a general idea soon then
[19:17] <vacuousEulogy> Magnificent
[19:17] <pIgbUrner> also hey who are ya?
[19:18] <operaticTinner> He's the same nerd he allways iis =:P
[19:18] <vacuousEulogy> I would assume our dear PB meant the other one
[19:18] <The_Boss> Good evening, all.
[19:19] <operaticTinner> Th@ one's the Boss
[19:19] <operaticTinner> Duh
[19:19] <pIgbUrner> someone else fell in here
[19:19] <vacuousEulogy> The other other one, m'lady
[19:19] <The_Boss> We have a newcomer
[19:20] <operaticTinner> Llet's hallt allll conversatiion and just stare at them awkwardlly untiill they iintroduce themsellves.
[19:20] <pIgbUrner> for once he's rihgt
[19:21] <pIgbUrner> yeah that's what I was doing already
[19:21] <operaticTinner> Shh we're doiing iit
[19:21] <vacuousEulogy> Well, I for one have never been much to listen to Tyn, so I'm just going to keep rambling on
[19:21] <vacuousEulogy> Who here likes sharks?
[19:22] <vacuousEulogy> Spoiler alert: You're probably wrong
[19:22] <pIgbUrner> sharks are alright
[19:23] <vacuousEulogy> You're probably wrong
[19:23] <pIgbUrner> now eagles? they are fucking awesome
[19:23] <vacuousEulogy> True enough
[19:23] <vacuousEulogy> Like the eagles of the sky
[19:23] <The_Boss> Predators taught me the basics of hunting. I have an admiration of them all
[19:24] <operaticTinner> Eh
[19:24] <operaticTinner> As the resiident rabbiit, II feell iinclliined to have a negatiive opiiniion of thiings that miight e@ me
[19:24] <pIgbUrner> ok then
[19:24] <pIgbUrner> don't worry, eagles won't eat you
[19:25] <operaticTinner> =:3
[19:25] <vacuousEulogy> That's what sharks are for
[19:25] <operaticTinner> D:=
[19:25] <vacuousEulogy> They are the natural predator of the bunny
[19:25] <The_Boss> False. There are exact noises that rabbits have learned to make right as they are picked off by an eagle, hawk, wtc
[19:25] <vacuousEulogy> This is what we call "science"
[19:26] <pIgbUrner> well that's why they say, there's a shark in the sand
[19:26] <operaticTinner> END THIS ROLLLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIION
[19:26] <pIgbUrner> PUDDING
[19:26] <pIgbUrner> who likes pudding
[19:26] <vacuousEulogy> I
[19:26] <pIgbUrner> everyone am i rite?
[19:26] <vacuousEulogy> So, so much
[19:27] <vacuousEulogy> I would sell everyone in this chat to the infernal legions for a pudding cup
[19:27] <vacuousEulogy> Including myself
[19:27] <The_Boss> Where could you even go through with such a trade
[19:27] <vacuousEulogy> I think having some pudding would make it worth it
[19:27] <vacuousEulogy> I would ask my mom
[19:28] <vacuousEulogy> And she would beat up the infernal legions until they said yes to the trade
[19:28] <pIgbUrner> well. browsers use cookies
[19:28] <vacuousEulogy> Even though none of us are remotely close to worth it
[19:28] <pIgbUrner> why can't chat clients use pudding?
[19:28] <vacuousEulogy> Probably too expensive
[19:28] <vacuousEulogy> Pudding is worth some serious bank
[19:29] <The_Boss> I lack the imagination to come up with an answer to all this
[19:29] <pIgbUrner> well that's because you suck :p
[19:29] <vacuousEulogy> As of now, pudding is the national treasure in my campaign
[19:29] <vacuousEulogy> Worth ten times an astral diamond
[19:29] <vacuousEulogy> Or, as some might say
[19:29] <pIgbUrner> well a buncha morons say that salt was more valuable than gold
[19:29] <vacuousEulogy> Worth ten astral diamonds
[19:29] <pIgbUrner> so by the standard yeah
[19:30] <operaticTinner> brb
[19:30] <vacuousEulogy> Farewell, O Tyn
[19:30] <The_Boss> salt is much more useful\
[19:30] <vacuousEulogy> I shall count the seconds until your return
[19:30] <vacuousEulogy> And mourn each one's passing
[19:31] <The_Boss> That is almost endearing
[19:31] <vacuousEulogy> I strive to be "almost"
[19:31] <vacuousEulogy> Almost endearing, almost decent, almost not hideous...
[19:31] <pIgbUrner> well yeah salt is useful
[19:31] <The_Boss> You show improve
[19:31] <pIgbUrner> but gold is gold
[19:31] <The_Boss> *ment
[19:31] <vacuousEulogy> And pudding is pudding
[19:32] <pIgbUrner> indeed
[19:32] <pIgbUrner> fuck I could use some right about npw
[19:32] <pIgbUrner> now*
[19:32] <The_Boss> but salt adds flavor, preserves food and is a handy torture device
[19:32] <vacuousEulogy> Give me your home address and I'll throw some in your general direction
[19:32] <The_Boss> gold is a weak metal only assigned value
[19:32] <vacuousEulogy> Also bank account number, if you don't mind
[19:33] <vacuousEulogy> Y'know, just out of curiosity
[19:33] <pIgbUrner> I think you fail to understand how gold works
[19:33] <pIgbUrner> but whatever
[19:33] <pIgbUrner> I'm not arguing with an idiot tonight
[19:34] <vacuousEulogy> Aww
[19:34] <vacuousEulogy> What if I say something about oppressing the proletariat?
[19:35] <vacuousEulogy> "Hey everyone, we should all get together and oppress the proletariat!"
[19:35] <vacuousEulogy> Will you argue with me now?
[19:35] <pIgbUrner> we all know you don't mean it
[19:35] <vacuousEulogy> Yes I do
[19:36] <pIgbUrner> I mean you literally would be oppressing yourself in the process
[19:36] <pIgbUrner> and we all know you aren't an idiot
[19:36] <pIgbUrner> mostly
[19:36] <vacuousEulogy> I oppress myself all the time, remember?
[19:36] <vacuousEulogy> That whole thing about rolling out of a plane?
[19:36] <pIgbUrner> nah you just pretend to
[19:37] <vacuousEulogy> Curses!  You've seen through my nefarious plot
[19:37] <pIgbUrner> btw when are you getting to belarus?
[19:37] <vacuousEulogy> Still a while
[19:37] <vacuousEulogy> I think
[19:37] <pIgbUrner> I got palestinianKurve to give me some shit for you to do, they kinda need supplies
[19:38] <vacuousEulogy> O... kay...
[19:38] <vacuousEulogy> Order things online for them?
[19:39] <pIgbUrner> more like move some boxes around in that plane of yours
[19:39] <pIgbUrner> nobody will suspect the son of a capitalist pig
[19:39] <vacuousEulogy> I see
[19:39] <vacuousEulogy> That... *should* be okay
[19:39] <vacuousEulogy> Maybe
[19:39] <vacuousEulogy> As long as they bring the boxes to me
[19:40] <pIgbUrner> yeah yeah
[19:40] <pIgbUrner> don't worry
[19:40] <pIgbUrner> just don't open them
[19:40] <vacuousEulogy> Of course
[19:40] <vacuousEulogy> Heaven forbid I become aware of the contraband I'm smuggling
[19:41] <pIgbUrner> yeah you want to know as little as possible
[19:41] <pIgbUrner> just in case
[19:41] <vacuousEulogy> It would only make me vulnerable to torture
[19:41] <vacuousEulogy> But I swear to you, PB, and to every nation you stand to serve
[19:41] <operaticTinner> II'm back guys
[19:41] <vacuousEulogy> I shall not break
[19:41] <vacuousEulogy> Hey Tyn
[19:41] <operaticTinner> hiihii
[19:42] <pIgbUrner> hey OT
[19:42] <vacuousEulogy> Tyn's got me used to torture anyway, so it's not like the bourgousie has any real weapons to threaten me with
[19:42] <operaticTinner> Why are we torturiing you thiis tiime, Llys?
[19:42] <pIgbUrner> and I serve no nation, I serve an ideal
[19:42] <pIgbUrner> also don't swear to me, I'm no lord and will never be
[19:42] <pIgbUrner> totally legal package movement
[19:42] <vacuousEulogy> Not *on* you, *to* you
[19:42] <vacuousEulogy> I promise you
[19:43] <operaticTinner> Iif he's sweariing to you he's actualllly just flliirtiing
[19:43] <vacuousEulogy> Yes
[19:43] <operaticTinner> Source: Have tallked to Llys once
[19:43] <vacuousEulogy> That's what this is
[19:43] <vacuousEulogy> This whole thing is just me trying to get you to fall in love with me
[19:43] <pIgbUrner> if anyone asks, they asked for a special delivery of "fun stuff", paint some rainbows on the boxes as well
[19:43] <vacuousEulogy> The fastest way to a boy's heart is through his political revolution, after all
[19:44] <pIgbUrner> no, the fastest way to a boy's heart is with a bayonet
[19:44] <operaticTinner> Iit iis iif saiid boy lliives iin an abandoned Nazii bunker iin Bavariia
[19:44] <vacuousEulogy> Well, none of you will give me addresses, so a bayonet isn't much of an option
[19:44] <pIgbUrner> oh man I wish I found an abandoned bunker
[19:44] <pIgbUrner> that'd be siiiiick
[19:44] <vacuousEulogy> Can recommend
[19:45] <pIgbUrner> dude we could throw down secret parties in there
[19:45] <vacuousEulogy> Bunkers are great
[19:45] <operaticTinner> Pretty sure those are allll hiidden iin the Allps or somethiing
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[19:45] <vacuousEulogy> So many little hidey-holes hidden in case of invasion
[19:45] <vacuousEulogy> It seriously is really neat
[19:45] <pIgbUrner> probably
[19:45] <pIgbUrner> well I got my cave, I guess we could do something ther
[19:46] <pIgbUrner> although the noise would attract unwanted company
[19:46] <vacuousEulogy> Solution: Distract the company with louder noises at your neighbours' houses
[19:46] <vacuousEulogy> Firecrackers work well
[19:47] <pIgbUrner> hahah
[19:47] <pIgbUrner> yeah
[19:47] <vacuousEulogy> Or actual bombs
[19:47] <vacuousEulogy> I can totally do a strafing run across the neighbourhood
[19:47] <pIgbUrner> hey OT after I hit your place you can come over for a bit
[19:47] <pIgbUrner> you wanted some taste of freedom right'
[19:48] <The_Boss> And what do you mean by that, swine
[19:48] <operaticTinner> Damn straiight
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[19:49] <vacuousEulogy> Yeah, you guys can have your party
[19:49] <vacuousEulogy> I'll just...
[19:49] <vacuousEulogy> Blow up a neighbourhood in the name of equality, I guess
[19:49] <pIgbUrner> great
[19:49] <vacuousEulogy> Maybe then PB-senpai will finally love me back
[19:49] <pIgbUrner> you can come over later too if ya want
[19:49] <vacuousEulogy> What.
[19:50] <pIgbUrner> can you get an excuse for being away for a week? I can take some beds to the cave and shit
[19:50] <vacuousEulogy> I... suppose that could possibly be arranged
[19:50] <vacuousEulogy> I'll convince her I'm dead again
[19:50] <vacuousEulogy> She falls for it every time
[19:51] <vacuousEulogy> Throws a week-long party
[19:51] <vacuousEulogy> So she won't even notice I'm gone until after that's done
[19:51] <pIgbUrner> perfecto
[19:51] <The_Boss> Huh..
[19:52] <vacuousEulogy> Do any of your revolutionary friends happen to have a fake dead neckbeard I can replace myself with?
[19:52] <pIgbUrner> dude what do you want to drink, I'll get whatever you want since we are throwing a fuck society party
[19:52] <vacuousEulogy> Tyn, same goes to you and pinatas made in my image
[19:52] <pIgbUrner> I don't think so
[19:52] <operaticTinner> Llys, iisn't th@ the pllot of an Adam Sandller moviie?
[19:52] <vacuousEulogy> Oh man I hope so
[19:52] <operaticTinner> And no, II don't have any Llys-shaped pinatas
[19:52] <vacuousEulogy> That's just the actor I want to play me
[19:53] <vacuousEulogy> Well, that's disappointing
[19:53] <vacuousEulogy> And a little offensive
[19:53] <pIgbUrner> sorry bro
[19:53] <pIgbUrner> get your own pinatas
[19:53] <operaticTinner> They're allll broken
[19:54] <vacuousEulogy> Broken ones work
[19:54] <vacuousEulogy> Tryna fake my *death*, remember?
[19:54] <operaticTinner> How can you repllace a broken pinata
[19:54] <operaticTinner> you'llll just be thrown iin the garbage
[19:54] <vacuousEulogy> I'll just put the pieces where she'd expect to find my corpse
[19:55] <pIgbUrner> aren't you already in the garbage?
[19:55] <vacuousEulogy> Replace the candy with doritos and crumbled up pages torn from manga
[19:55] <pIgbUrner> oh wait, you are just with a capitalist
[19:55] <pIgbUrner> same thing
[19:55] <pIgbUrner> brb
[19:55] <vacuousEulogy> Nobody will ever suspect it's not the real me
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[19:56] <operaticTinner> lloll
[19:57] <pIgbUrner> ok bitches I'm back
[19:57] <pIgbUrner> nobody died yet right?
[19:57] <vacuousEulogy> I fake died
[19:57] <vacuousEulogy> Does that count?
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[19:57] <pIgbUrner> nope
[19:58] <vacuousEulogy> Then no
[19:58] <pIgbUrner> unless it involves chimichangas
[19:58] <operaticTinner> We shoulld realllly start keepiing a talllley for Llys's fake deaths
[19:58] <vacuousEulogy> Then yes
[19:58] <pIgbUrner> yeah we do
[19:58] <vacuousEulogy> You'd run out of paper before you got halfway
[19:58] <pIgbUrner> that's why we don't use paper
[19:58] <vacuousEulogy> And then you'd run out of computer memory
[19:58] <pIgbUrner> we use the fucking moon
[19:58] <vacuousEulogy> And then you'd run out of moon
[19:58] <pIgbUrner> no you won't
[19:59] <pIgbUrner> you see
[19:59] <pIgbUrner> the moon is made of cheese
[19:59] <pIgbUrner> so it grows back up
[19:59] <vacuousEulogy> Ah
[19:59] <vacuousEulogy> This makes sense
[19:59] <vacuousEulogy> Cheese grows, as we all know
[20:00] <The_Boss> I will be back soon
[20:00] <vacuousEulogy> We'll miss you!
[20:00] <pIgbUrner> no we won't
[20:00] <vacuousEulogy> *I'll* miss you!
[20:00] <vacuousEulogy> Hurry back, my precious THE BOSS
[20:00] <pIgbUrner> don't be silly
[20:01] <pIgbUrner> oh great he's finally gone
[20:01] <pIgbUrner> dudes you seriously don't think he's weird? like a bad way
[20:01] <vacuousEulogy> I am in love with him
[20:01] <vacuousEulogy> And her
[20:02] <The_Boss> Oh my
[20:02] <vacuousEulogy> The online-and-subsequently-a-dude version and the offline-and-probably-still-a-dude-but-calls-themself-a-girl version
[20:02] <vacuousEulogy> We missed you!
[20:02] <pIgbUrner> wait are you fucking gay?
[20:03] <vacuousEulogy> No
[20:03] <pIgbUrner> ok you stay on the other side of the cave
[20:03] <vacuousEulogy> Just very, very lonely
[20:03] <pIgbUrner> ah phew
[20:03] <vacuousEulogy> I actually only recognize people as potential mates based on their text colours
[20:03] <pIgbUrner> but everyone's text is white
[20:03] <The_Boss> Okay this time I will be gone for a while
[20:03] <pIgbUrner> great
[20:03] <vacuousEulogy> I'll miss you again!
[20:04] <pIgbUrner> seriously there's something weird about him
[20:04] <pIgbUrner> it just rubs me the wrong way
[20:05] <vacuousEulogy> That would probably be all the references to murdering
[20:05] <pIgbUrner> yeah
[20:05] <pIgbUrner> anyways let's move away from that creep
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[20:05] <vacuousEulogy> Oh, well that works
[20:05] <pIgbUrner> so hey after your mission you come over to my palce
[20:05] <pIgbUrner> great!
[20:06] <vacuousEulogy> I suppose he and she can move away from us
[20:06] <pIgbUrner> dude why you insist calling him a girl, he's clearly faking it
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[20:07] <vacuousEulogy> No
[20:07] <vacuousEulogy> I believe
[20:07] <vacuousEulogy> The Boss is actually two people
[20:07] <pIgbUrner> holy shit you are naive
[20:07] <vacuousEulogy> One of them, a girl, takes over the keyboard whenever they decide to reaffirm that nobody's forgotten that they're a girl
[20:08] <vacuousEulogy> Then the dude returns in full force
[20:08] <vacuousEulogy> It's the only rational explanation
[20:08] <pIgbUrner> whatever
[20:08] <pIgbUrner> so hey do you want something special when ya get here?
[20:09] <vacuousEulogy> Wouldn't be opposed
[20:09] <pIgbUrner> I need to ask OT what he wants to drink too
[20:09] <vacuousEulogy> Whaddaya got?
[20:09] <pIgbUrner> whatever you want
[20:09] <pIgbUrner> I have contacts
[20:09] <vacuousEulogy> Neckbeard ettiquete sorta mandates I ask for mountain dew
[20:10] <pIgbUrner> I'm getting you some wodka
[20:10] <vacuousEulogy> Apologies, etiquette*
[20:10] <vacuousEulogy> Um.
[20:10] <vacuousEulogy> As in, alcohol?
[20:10] <pIgbUrner> yeah
[20:10] <pIgbUrner> dude come on this is a party
[20:11] <vacuousEulogy> I've never really...
[20:11] <vacuousEulogy> Ah, what the heck
[20:11] <vacuousEulogy> It's a party
[20:12] <vacuousEulogy> Wodka sounds divine
[20:12] <pIgbUrner> oh man I'mg getting you SO shitfaced
[20:12] <vacuousEulogy> Lies and slander
[20:13] <vacuousEulogy> My massive bulk makes me immune to being drunk
[20:13] <vacuousEulogy> One of my many Internet Loser superpowers
[20:13] <pIgbUrner> yea of course
[20:13] <vacuousEulogy> The planet will run out of alcohol before I run out of sobreity
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[20:15] <pIgbUrner> again yeah yeah
[20:15] <pIgbUrner> of course
[20:15] <pIgbUrner> dude no need to act all big and mighty
[20:15] <vacuousEulogy> Of course not
[20:15] <vacuousEulogy> I have no might to speak of
[20:15] <vacuousEulogy> Wouldn't dream of acting itt
[20:15] <vacuousEulogy> it
[20:17] <pIgbUrner> heh
[20:17] <pIgbUrner> ok imma go hit the pillow, can't wait for tomorrow's parade
[20:17] <pIgbUrner> it's gon be such a floooooop
[20:17] <vacuousEulogy> The best kind of parade
[20:17] <vacuousEulogy> Gotta love floops
[20:18] <pIgbUrner> yep
[20:18] <pIgbUrner> anyways
[20:18] <pIgbUrner> go not die
[20:18] <pIgbUrner> or die, whatever you wanna do
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[20:18] <vacuousEulogy> A challenge worthy of Heracles himself, but I am up to the task
[20:18] <vacuousEulogy> I got this
[20:18] <vacuousEulogy> Farewell for now, AFK-Tyn
[20:19] <vacuousEulogy> The only audience member left to observe my shenanigans