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  1. from /ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Boardgames Edition
  2. h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/43673634/#43676755
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  4. So do you think remmy bought his own beer or does he swipe it from al
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  6. Fake ID
  7.  
  8. >"Hey, how the hell are you guys!?" I whoop. "You sellin' and grillin' like last time, Al?"
  9. >"Yeah, and you're here right as I'm cooking food like last time. What'll it be, omega?"
  10. >"Uhh, hang on, just need to fiiiind yoooour- aha! There it is! Theeeere's your sign."
  11. >"Well, someone's fuckin' happy," Marty, perched on top of Al's shoulder, shakes his head and laughs. "You get drunk offa that one bottle, lightweight?"
  12. >"Hardly, this is my second." I hear them snicker to each other and I purse my lips before smirking. "And I'm only buzzed! No, seriously. I'm fine."
  13. >"You sure, kid?" Al chuckles, shaking his head as he focuses on grilling the patties, and I huff because I'm being treated with kid gloves over a little bottle. I'm not drunk. I guess I might be feeling a little hyper, and I drank this in like two seconds, but I'm fine. "You might wanna take a minute, maybe buy some water."
  14. >"No worries, I'm cool man."
  15. >"Alright, if you insist."
  16. >"Hey, yo, wait a minute," Marty suddenly frowns at me, his tone becoming curious. "Aren't you too young t'be drinking that?"
  17. >"He's nineteen, of course he's too young." A brash voice cuts in unexpectedly. I don't so much as flinch even though I wasn't expecting to hear Betty right behind me. "The kiddo's gotten into daddy's liquor cabinet and drank himself stupid. You look like you're about to topple over like an upright pillow, yarnball."
  18. >"It's only my second bottle, and I'm cool," I gripe, annoyed that I have to keep repeating myself.
  19. >"Remmy." Al's voice is hard, and I stand ramrod straight. "Lemme see your ID."
  20. >"But-"
  21. >"Now."
  22. >This sucks. I dig into my pocket for my wallet before handing him my fake ID, which says I'm twenty three. I had gotten it from a guy who knew an old friend of mine. I've been twenty three for about two years now, but that all ends today, it seems.
  23. >This sucks. I didn't think they'd all be such hardasses about this. It's a party!
  24.  
  25. >Are they gonna confiscate my ID? AWWW, MAN!!
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  27. >The alpha, smile gone, examines the card. "How old are you?"
  28. >"Nineteen," I say while looking at my feet. I feel about as lame as I probably look right now. Marty's gonna give me shit for this for eternity.
  29.  
  30. >But then Al surprises me.
  31.  
  32. >"Wrong. You're twenty three. And that's the number you're gonna be giving to folks who start asking too many questions. I don't want the place to get shut down, so keep your real age to yourself, y'hear me?"
  33. >I feel my eyes light up, and I see Al giving me back my ID with a rare conspiratorial grin on his face.
  34. >I take the ID, feeling grateful like you wouldn't believe, and grin back at him.
  35. >"Are you sure?" Betty crosses her arms with a disproving look.
  36. >Al waves her off, "Ah, it's a party. Let him live a little. Don't mention his age.
  37. >"And you" -he points at me- "don't go overboard. I'm trusting you on this."
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  39. Oh sht nice thanks for the green!
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  41. No prob. Here, have some pizza. Terry doesn't want any
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  43. DELETE THIS PIZZA
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