Fanfiction, I'm In Or Out

"So, you were expecting a story, huh?" Waluigi scoffed as he was at his taco stand in Seaside Hill, juggling tacos. "Too bad, Waluigi time-"
Pokemon's Farting Bianca let out a huge fart that caused the entire tropical beach to collapse, with it transofmring into the burning Crisis City as Silver The Hedgehog was flying away from a raging GUN Truck, chucking psychic shots and boxes of half eaten pizzas at the mad vehicle. Meloetta's stomach growled as she used her own psychic to summon various cartons of icing, using it to cover her body in it, as well as eating it up.
Though this did not matter as Dry Bowser drove by in the Koopa Klown Kar, competiting in a flying race above the rainy Neo Bowser City with Toadette, who was using her pigtails to fly as Tiny Kong and Lady Palutena were having a pants pooping contest to see who could mess themselves up first, with several judges doing other things as they were bored of the two gassy females farting it up.
Eventually, Petey Piranha got bored of selling popcorn at his popcrn parlor in the harbor area of Castelia City and became a big guy FOR YOU, prompting to topple buildings and crash incoming planes... WITH NO SURVIVORS.