so hypothetical situation okay say I'm
walking down the street and I pass a
restaurant like it's those fucking
steakhouse or something all right so I'm
there and there's this house of
delicious steak murder and suddenly I
fly on the door like a fucking maniac
and I run right up to the enter and I
say hey the steak tastes like scum taint
the people in here are offended at how
shitty this steak is what is that onions
the people in here are allergic to
onions and they're vegans and they're
Hindu what are you fucking mental I
demand you apologize to me for feeding
these people skunked eat allergy snake
because they hate the fuck out of it
that much well what if I did that was I
just did dad what would that mean it
would mean I'm luck shit fucking crazy
wouldn't that fucking crazy you would
point at me and say that just one crazy
bald fuck knob right there and you drag
me out of the restaurant throw me in a
nuthouse where someone's gonna give me a
surprise fuck stab lobotomy and I'd
wander around the rest of my life
drooling so I couldn't bother people
anymore and you know what I totally
deserve it I deserved that shit because
sane people don't fucking act like that
no one in the restaurant was complaining
I hadn't even tried the steak and I ran
in there flailing like some Daffy cunt
making complaints about something I
didn't know anything about on behalf of
people who weren't even fucking
complaining that would make me an
officially certified crazy asshole
wouldn't it boy howdy it's a good thing
this is just a hypothetical situation in
this level of dumb fuckery doesn't
actually fucking happen isn't it isn't
that a good thing we'll check again
bitch because if you call yourself a
social justice warrior then that's
exactly what you're fucking doing you
are that officially certified crazy
asshole you are not a righteous crusader
you're not some virtuous knight in
shining armor and you sure as heavenly
fuck aren't any kind of warrior for
justice you're a shit nose tumbler twat
running around generating outrage on
behalf of people who aren't even
complaining because you're in love with
your own fucking outrage that's all you
are and you can kiss the entire nosov my
yes
you don't even know what social justice
is do you doing the fucking no social
justice is a mob of medieval pissed
brains with pitchforks and torches
marching to the edge of the village and
burning some old lady to death because
somebody said oh she's a fucking witch
social justice is when you take a mob a
paranoid hysterical Apes and you make
them judge jury and executioner of every
motherfucker they see social justice was
the assholes who formed a lynch mob
murdered people without a trial in the
Old West social justice is the assholes
who hung african-americans from trees in
the 1800s social justice is the assholes
who burned down South Central Los
Angeles in the mid-90s and you are the
same assholes
you are the same paranoid hysterical
monkeys with torches and pitchforks and
now you're trying to bully people into
silence when you don't like what they
have to say or how they say it no I
suggest you take a look around because
in case you hadn't noticed people aren't
rolling over for your bullshit you can
try to legislate how people express
themselves in your own little community
of fantasy tantrum throwing Bull fuckery
but as soon as you step into the real
world and try to antagonize real people
with this fascist book-burning bullshit
we will put on high heels and tap-dance
the free-speech merengue on your fucking
skull until what little you out of a
brain is squirting out your ass like
toothpaste look we have a justice system
for a reason okay
and that reason is so no one is
subjected to punishment based on
anyone's personal beliefs or feelings
including yours and including mine it's
a system that's evolved over hundreds of
years and though it's not perfect it's
pretty damn good and it is certainly
better than taking human morality back
to a time where doctors were putting
leeches on people's fucking eyeballs to
cure rickets so here's a little thing -
no just a little thing for you to take
and stick upon your dainty little cork
board of memos from - the ranting
Griffin do not haul your white bread
Malibu ass up in my face to voice
grievances on behalf of people who face
prejudices and problems that your
pampered ass will never fucking have if
you've got straight white sis guilt then
go cry on the shower with a bottle of
fucking vodka or something but don't
bring it to me if someone's feelings are
hurt they're perfectly capable of
complaining about it themselves and if
you have one shred of respect for anyone
who feels wronged then you'll let them
express their own feelings and stay the
fuck out of it in short the people in
that steak house don't need you don't
want you didn't ask for you and if they
want to complain the best thing you can
do to help is to simply piss off this is
- you're free speaking ranting Griffin
and that's all I have to say about that
you can try to legislate how people
express themselves all you want in your
own little community of fantasy tantrum
throwing both fuckery but as soon as you
try and step into the real world and
antagonize real people with this fascist
book printing bullshit we will put on
high heels and tap-dance the free-speech
merengue on your fucking skull until
what little you have of a brain is
squirting out your ass like toothpaste
Wow nailed it my god I can't believe I
actually nailed that whoa
oh I got it oh man oh I'm never gonna
write a line like that again that's no