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<Drone> I'm feeling super !goomba
<Drone> !goomba
<OBAMATRON> !goomba: Facebook :: im ever so cautiously starting to consider making one since i guess if im ever ognna meet people they're gonna be really weirded out if i don't have a facebook (i got asked if someone could add me on facebook when working on some group shit in a class and when i said i didn't haveo ne i got the strangest look)
<Skylark> let's all dye our hair
<Drone> why do i have such a hard time initiating physical stuff :|
<@Adnap> hey drone <3
* @Adnap hugs drone and snuggles
<@Adnap> youll get better at it :3
<Drone> :3
<Drone> i guess
<Drone> :/
<Aphex> drone
<Aphex> did you say 'can i kiss you now'
<Drone> i like this boy.
<Drone> aphex: no :/
<Aphex> (its worked for me) ( :3 )
<Drone> i will next time.
<Drone> i have had nothing but failure with the "i should have kissed you" text message though
<Drone> so not gonna do that
<Drone> :p
<Aphex> hmm
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<@Adnap> aww
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* +MforMushroom hugs Drone
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<+MforMushroom> does this mean I'm not allowed to snuggle you anymore? :P
<Drone> why would it mean that? :p
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<Aphex> wait what situation was this
<Aphex> were you on a date
<Drone> dude and i haven't even kissed yet
<Drone> yes
<Aphex> ok and does he seem interested
<Drone> but like... we've never defined whether or not these are dates
<Drone> yes
<@Adnap> aw
<Aphex> have you cuddled or touched at all
<Drone> Not really
<Aphex> held hands
<Aphex> anything
<Drone> no
<Aphex> um
<Aphex> then what have you been doing
<@dwnwthvwls> how many dates
<Drone> though i'm also pretty sure that he's exactly like me in that he's just very, very cautious
<Drone> and guarded
<Skylark> 50 Cent: "I Am MTF Trans"
<Drone> dwnwthvwls: I'm not gonna count the time we just met up for lunch.. so that'd make it 3
<Aphex> i think you need to try some light hand holding first
<@dwnwthvwls> you missed date 3, so next time you see him just unzip your pants and fuck his face
<Aphex> or some random stuff like patting him on the back or knee or somethingf when you're say watching a movie
<Drone> However
<Drone> In defense of this
<Drone> He openly admits like in the first part of his OkC that it usually takes up 3-5 dates to really get to know someone
<Drone> SO
<Aphex> ahhhh
<Aphex> ok then
<Aphex> look what you need is what seinfeld calls an awkward pause
<@dwnwthvwls> having finally seen every episode of seinfeld I now understand this reference
<Aphex> my first kiss was when we went to a movie and missed the showtime, so we had to both get in my car and drive to a theatre 10 mins away
<+MforMushroom> <@dwnwthvwls> you missed date 3, so next time you see him just unzip your pants and fuck his face <-- oh dwn, you make me lol :)
<Drone> aphex: continue this story.
<Aphex> then after the movie we were talking in the car, then as i pull up to his car in the 1st theatre's parking lot, i told him i had a great time and he said he had a great tiem too and then.... pause...
<Aphex> and then he leaned in
<Aphex> :3
<Skylark> :)
<Aliass> then you farted
<Drone> Yeeeahhh, I need more awkward pauses then
<Drone> :p
<Aphex> granted i caught him giving me rape eyes a few tiems throughout the evening
<Aphex> so i knew he was interested
<Skylark> kissing is rape
<Aphex> and since it was my first time i didnt know the rules on whether to initiate or not
<Skylark> how long ago was that
<Aphex> then we spent another hour or so holding hands in the car talking and kissing some more until he got out
<+MforMushroom> s/out/off
<Aphex> llol
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<Aphex> i was such a goombasperg that i didnt even know how to proceed so we just sort of made out in brief bursts between conversation
<+MforMushroom> I think I sucked my first bf's cock before I kissed him
<+MforMushroom> ...not directly before, I mean :P
<+MforMushroom> but that was an exceptional circumstance.
<Media> did you meet at a glory hole?
<Aphex> so we finally wrapped it up around like 2am but not before he invited me to 'help' him with his 'homework' on saturday
<Drone> ugh now i wanna call him and be like "come back for a few minutes so i can kiss you >:("
<Aphex> and i did
<+MforMushroom> Media: no, he was my best friend :s
<+MforMushroom> it was a teen thing.
<Aphex> Drone no its about timing and setting
<Media> o
<Aphex> wait for the next datre
<Drone> Yeah I know
<Drone> :p
<Aphex> Skylark it was back in march
<Skylark> cute
<Aphex> the first time, i started giggling like an idiot through him kissing me and he asked me why and i said it was because its my first time and he's so hot :3
<Aphex> nervousness all goes away with practice though
<FlavorText> god i couldn't stop laughing my first time messing around with a guy
<Aphex> ^^^^^^
<FlavorText> must've been sooooo fucking unattractive
<Drone> ^
<Drone> I did the same thing
<FlavorText> oh good i'm not alone :v
<Aphex> haha good to know giggling on your first time is normal
<Drone> Yeah I giggled right into Dude's mouth
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<Aphex> its all that nervousness releasing itself
<Aphex> yup Drone thats how it was
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<Drone> Then he smiled and was like "okay, let's have a do-over... ;) "
<goomba> oh drone how did your date go
<Drone> And we did
<Drone> Again and again
<Aphex> mmmmmmm
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<Drone> goomba: see this: